Split Up Vickie's Stable...

[Curd]

...and give Ziggler and Swagger new directions to work with.
Dolph Ziggler and Mike Mondo (fresh off a pending OVW title run) are re-packaged as a European tag team: "Ich Bin Perdition" Rolph Burgher partners with "Man in Tights" Mondor Mondeaux to form the tag team "Franco-Kraut." They could feud with a made-over JTG and a midlife-crisis Johnny Curtis who are in turn tagging as "Team Esteem," a parody of the Spirit Squad.
Jack Swagger goes on to defeat Santino for the U.S. title as Vickie Guerrero feuds with an @$$-chomping Hornswoggle, who proceeds to pin her multiple times in gimmick matches much like he did to Chavo Guerrero. (It's been a long time since a Guerrero has been jobbed out.) Book it!