04-12-2020, 08:12 AM | #41 |
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untrained our of shape pro wrestler with 0 fight experience isn’t doing shit to a former champ. We aren’t exactly talking about bob sapp here, who still lost every fight he had despite being juiced to the gills.
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04-12-2020, 08:13 AM | #42 |
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04-12-2020, 11:20 AM | #43 |
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Who would win a real fight: the real fighter or the much larger pretend fighter
Classic TPWW Easter wrestling thread God bless all of you, he is risen |
04-12-2020, 01:46 PM | #44 |
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I wonder who would win if Haku (RIP) returned as a woman and challenged Ronda to a 'brawl for all' ?
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04-12-2020, 02:03 PM | #45 |
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Butterbean vs Ronda, book it now
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04-12-2020, 02:04 PM | #46 |
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Had to quickly Google Haku there to see if he was still alive.
You wee rascal, Slik. |
04-12-2020, 02:29 PM | #47 |
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Haku died but Meng is still alive
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04-12-2020, 03:42 PM | #48 |
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He should have been named Haiku and done a Genius poetry gimmick.
They could have been an amazing tag team. |
04-12-2020, 03:44 PM | #49 |
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Ric Flair could be the leader, coming down to the ring in a limo and telling limericks.
Change his name to Limo-Ric Flair. |
04-12-2020, 03:47 PM | #50 |
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Rounding out the group could be a resurrected Pak Song, who would obviously sing during his entrances.
It would be "Sing, Sing a Song" by The Carpenters. |
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04-13-2020, 02:17 AM | #52 |
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So the only thing he has to fear is Tamina...oof.
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04-13-2020, 07:26 AM | #53 |
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I didn't even know she left.
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04-13-2020, 09:27 AM | #54 |
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Haku just wrestled at an indie show a few hours from me like in Dec-Jan
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04-13-2020, 01:54 PM | #55 |
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You are confused, that was Meng
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04-13-2020, 02:02 PM | #56 |
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I thought it was King Tonga.
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04-13-2020, 04:12 PM | #57 |
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Pretty funny Nia is mad at someone for injuring people.
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04-13-2020, 05:31 PM | #58 |
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Her name is an anagram of Ian
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04-13-2020, 05:40 PM | #59 |
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04-13-2020, 05:58 PM | #60 |
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I don't agree with Cornette that Angle was bigger than Rousey at the time of their individual signings. Other than that, he's spot on.
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04-13-2020, 06:36 PM | #61 |
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04-13-2020, 06:48 PM | #62 |
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That's fair. Ronda is a medalist athlete. Not gold of course. Ronda also reached the highest point of her sport professionally. I don't think the difference of the 2 is much beyond Kurt falling in love with the business and Ronda not doing so.
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04-13-2020, 08:07 PM | #63 |
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I think Ronda was the bigger star outside wrestling, but Angle obviously fell in love with it and meant more as he adapted.
I don't disagree with Cornette or old-school guys taking issue with it. They made their money working, and some people even worked their families to protect the work. It's easy to look back on that now and think "what pieces of shit," but people being willing to believe, even if they didn't actually believe, was absolutely crucial to people emotionally engaging and buying tickets, etc. Where it falls down with me is that this shit has been so fucking exposed. No one really works anymore. Well, MJF tries to and, weirdly enough, despite him probably having some errant comments in the past, Brock Lesnar makes people believe in him -- good, bad or otherwise. But I don't get modern wrestlers saying "Hey, don't call this shit fake!" when you've got John Cena going out there and doing pantomime with Bray Wyatt in one of the most heavily promoted matches at WrestleMania. And then you've got Nia Jax sitting in a group chat with all her enemies and rivals talking about how it's a sisterhood and she's out there looking out for her buddies and it's all work getting upset at Ronda Rousey exposing that it's a work. If it were someone that actually presented themselves as legit calling out Ronda Rousey to get in the ring with them for five minutes, I'd be more like "Haha, yeah -- give it to her," but it's fucking Nia Jax. There's a huge psychology problem in wrestling, and it's so weird to see wrestlers who classify themselves as entertainers and will do ridiculous shit all the time adopting this old-school mentality simultaneously. Makes everything look like a damn cult. If you're in it, you drink the punch, but if you get out and talk about the punch you're a target. I'm all in favor of people working. People can still be fooled. There are people who think this is a work, even though it doesn't make any sense for your former Women's Champion to be talking about how that was all bullshit. People are generally idiots. But fucking pick a lane and stick to it. The irony of a green woman with little talent that hurts people and herself taking up for the business in a group chat that exposes the business is just...insanity. It's actually insane from the outside. |
04-13-2020, 09:07 PM | #64 |
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Lol at anyone actually thinking this was a work
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04-13-2020, 10:38 PM | #65 |
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Wwe a few hours ago just happened to put rousey vs jax match from mitb on their YouTube channel.
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04-14-2020, 01:55 AM | #66 | |
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