12-10-2017, 04:47 AM | #1 | |
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Rich Swann arrested
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12-10-2017, 06:50 AM | #2 |
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Well, he's pretty fucked, unless he has a hell is a story...
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12-10-2017, 06:51 AM | #3 |
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I heard his was in prison All Night Long.
Please neg rep me for that horrible smark joke. |
12-10-2017, 07:15 AM | #4 |
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what is false imprisonment?
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12-10-2017, 07:16 AM | #5 |
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kidnnapping?
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12-10-2017, 07:17 AM | #6 |
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fuck why am I older the 3/4s of the roster
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12-10-2017, 07:22 AM | #7 |
king of sucks
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guess he's not getting the belt
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12-10-2017, 07:54 AM | #8 |
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Which one is he?
I always confuse him with the other one. |
12-10-2017, 09:01 AM | #9 |
The black Corey Graves
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12-10-2017, 09:23 AM | #10 |
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He was meant to face Cedric Alexander for the #1 contendership tomorrow on Raw. They'll probably send out Hideo Itami in his place.
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12-10-2017, 09:30 AM | #11 |
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Damn. I was just thinking about how good he was the other day. I don't think he would have gone over Cedric anyway, but this doesn't seem dope for anyone involved.
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12-10-2017, 09:31 AM | #12 |
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That match would have been tight though.
I don't think we'll get Itami in his place, either. It'll probably be Drew Gulak (which would be fine) or Ariya Daivari (which would be exponentially less fine). |
12-10-2017, 09:50 AM | #13 |
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12-10-2017, 09:51 AM | #14 |
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Wasn't it a fatal four way with Cedric, Swann, Gulak, and Neese?
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12-10-2017, 09:52 AM | #15 |
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Just make it a tripe threat. No one would know or remember anyway.
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12-10-2017, 10:27 AM | #16 |
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Oh shit that's right, Gulak did win. But he was supposed to face Swann.
It was a good Fatal Four Way but that I can't remember the outcome shows how unimportant the division really is. |
12-10-2017, 10:58 AM | #17 |
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I think Alexander hit his finish and Gulak stole the win so I can see why you thought Alexander won.
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12-10-2017, 11:00 AM | #18 |
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12-10-2017, 11:07 AM | #19 |
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Oh yeah, I forgot the fatal four way was on Raw already.
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12-10-2017, 11:15 AM | #20 |
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Rich Swan's theme makes me dance everytime.
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12-10-2017, 11:17 AM | #21 |
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It is super catchy.
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12-10-2017, 11:25 AM | #22 |
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It makes me feel old as shit whenever I find out a call-up from NXT is younger than me, so these days I just try my best to avoid finding out their age, which mostly just consists of not reading their Wikipedia page.
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12-10-2017, 11:25 AM | #23 |
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He's from Baltimore.
Bleh |
12-10-2017, 11:41 AM | #24 | |
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12-10-2017, 11:50 AM | #25 |
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12-10-2017, 12:03 PM | #26 |
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The full police report is in there. Put his wife in a headlock to force her back into their car. There were two witnesses who called the cops. Also, his wife's account suggests that he has been violent towards her before. There is zero chance he isn't getting fired. |
12-10-2017, 12:05 PM | #27 |
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Even if his wife drops the charges tomorrow, there is no way in hell they are putting him back on TV.
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12-10-2017, 12:20 PM | #28 |
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12-10-2017, 12:28 PM | #29 |
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As a fellow husband, one thing they teach in the workshop is the abstinence of applying headlocks to our spouses.
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12-10-2017, 12:41 PM | #30 |
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At my pre-husband course they actually teach the mechanics of a solid working headlock to put on a show for the marks (or as the mainstream calls them, "witnesses")
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12-10-2017, 12:44 PM | #31 |
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Cole: "Rich Swan just loves to have fun"
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12-10-2017, 12:45 PM | #32 |
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12-10-2017, 12:46 PM | #33 |
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12-10-2017, 12:56 PM | #34 |
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Ca-razy!
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12-10-2017, 12:57 PM | #35 |
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Vince is going to freak out and just cancel the crusierweight division
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12-10-2017, 01:36 PM | #36 |
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12-10-2017, 02:10 PM | #37 |
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Don't see him dancing his way out of this one.
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12-10-2017, 02:34 PM | #39 |
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Actually there's nothing funny about it.
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12-10-2017, 02:57 PM | #40 |
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