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07-15-2019, 03:30 AM | #482 |
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I'm positive those two have licked each others vaginas.
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07-15-2019, 07:22 AM | #483 |
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They most definitely have. And Tye Dillinger has probably gotten to experience an IIconic threesome.
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07-15-2019, 07:30 AM | #484 |
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They've somehow unintentionally made Rowan the strongest booked wrestler in the company. Bryan ALWAYS takes the fall for the team.
I say unintentionally because I highly doubt they're going to have Rowan go solo for some monster push. I really think it's just a result of Vince looking at the two of them and believing on principle that the little guy has to be the one eating the pin in a big guy/little guy tag team. |
07-15-2019, 01:59 PM | #485 |
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07-15-2019, 03:33 PM | #486 |
It's a blood match!
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Official Extreme Rules Ratings
Nakamura vs Balor ** 3/4
They worked well together and did a fine job for opening the PPV and having a title change in 7 minutes. This should have been a bigger deal than it was, should've been on a main event of Smackdown!. Gulak vs Neese *** Solid work from both guys. Gulak seems to be making a spot for him in WWE and Neese isn't too far behind him. Neese looks amazing, why isn't he a big deal... stupid. Graveyard Dogs vs Shane & Drew **** Yeah I got high for this one. This had the legend of the Undertaker involved and in a big surprise, he was in the best shape and condition we've seen since the Hell in a Cell with Triple H. His work was solid aside from a minor stumble with the tombstone on Shane but you can just as well put that on Shane. I enjoyed Roman, they shouldn't have cut off Taker's music at the end for Roman's though. I am pretty sure we are going to see Drew and Taker, and I could imagine it being pretty good. Drew is physically strong enough to man handle Taker and I think that would keep the match together. I really enjoyed this. Revival vs The Uso's *** Kind of felt like a basic Uso's/Revival match which isn't that bad of a thing actually. Alister Black vs Cesaro *** 3/4 Awesome match. Looking at the results it was about 10 minutes long, it felt longer than it was, in a good way. What a perfect finish. Bailey vs Cross & Bliss ** I thought this was stupid but all three of them did good work. Lashley vs Stroman ** Yeah you're not going to get me with crowd brawling and bullshit concession spots. The gimmick bump was fucking stupid. Yeah Braun can break through thin wood, cool. Fuck off. Lashley sucks. Smackdown Three Way *** 1/2 This match rode the line of above average to really good and could have gone further with more time but fuck at this point we don't want more time we've seen too much already. AJ vs Ricochet *** Ricochet sucks with short hair. Owens vs Ziggler ** Because it was short. Kofi vs Joe *** Odd match.... they are really underwhelming with Kofi but he himself is fucking gold. Good work, quick ending which is cool. Winner Takes All Tag Match *** 1/2 Some really good stuff and some down spots that really did bring everything down a bit. I loved Lacey Evans, Becky was great... Seth and Baron were just kind of there until the end. Seth beating down Baron for hitting Becky was great. I just wish that he'd have hit him is the fucking head with the kendo stick not the arm, what the fuck... and yeah I don't give a shit about this no chair shots to the head. If I was gonna hit someone with a chair I'm going to aim for the head, not the back like some overly concerned pussy. Don't like that? Then stop using chairs and think of something else. I'm so sick of WWE always running from what they are, wrestling. |
07-15-2019, 03:38 PM | #487 |
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Ricochet would look weird with long hair.
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07-15-2019, 03:48 PM | #488 |
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07-15-2019, 03:50 PM | #489 |
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Holy shit.
Ricochet is my favorite thing on Raw right now. |
07-15-2019, 04:04 PM | #490 |
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Wonder if he'd already discovered his affinity for fingering his asshole by that point.
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07-15-2019, 04:28 PM | #491 |
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Yes
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07-15-2019, 04:29 PM | #492 |
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I’m hoping they say fuck it and just give us AJ vs Ricochet in a ladder match for the US title at SummerSlam.
Ricochet could be a huge babyface. Slow build him up. Let him be the one to stand up to Shane and out-Shane Shane at WM with a crazy bump to win and send Shane to fuck off TV for a year. |
07-15-2019, 06:22 PM | #493 | |
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07-16-2019, 11:32 PM | #494 |
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Maybe... but isn't that more of one of those "what you're used to" things? I mean, Scotty Steiner seemed weird as fuck when he shaved the mullet and grew the goat after all those years, and now that is *the* recognized look that you couldn't imagine otherwise.
If Ricochet still had the long hair when he "got big", people would prob'ly be asking him all the time why he shaved it off now. On a side note, though... his eyebrows seem weird to me. Like two strips of felt glued to his forehead. Like a Muppet. The hair seems to call more attention to them. Perhaps that's why the shave. |
07-16-2019, 11:38 PM | #495 | |
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07-17-2019, 03:33 AM | #496 |
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Somebody needs to cash in and get over on all the heat Shane has been building.
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07-18-2019, 11:47 AM | #497 |
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Many people have emailed the office today exclaiming that TPWW's Offical Ratings for Extreme Rules were far more accurate and beloved than the famed Wrestling Observer review by Dirty Dave Meltzer.
SPOILER: show SPOILER: show Thus proving that Dirty Dave in his older age tends to add a few flakes for gimmicks spots, flip flops and dooty wigs. |