SmackDown captions (06/17/04) - Page 2

**PorkSoda** · 06-18-2004, 08:26 PM

Bubba Ray Dudley's tryout for American Idol knocked everyone in the arena dead, including Simon.

Paul Heyman: Come on, Johnny...you wanna piece of me I am the champ and the champ has full of..mah...let's do that again....*clears throut* Alright Johnny, you want a piece of the champ? Well I'm right here, you are abnormal and so am I but I am human...and that makes me...*normal voice* can we do that one more time?
Dvon: (Offscreen) Paul, you oughten't be in pictures.

Doug: It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum!
Danny: No, Doug, that is not gum, don't touch him there, you can have my gum instead.

Mission: Insult CNCB, Insult Guerrero and the fans in attendance in a 5 minute promo.
What happened: Trashed Mcdonalds, Trashed Burger King, Trashed Las Vegas, finally got to CNCB after 10 minutes, blabbed on for 15 minutes about nothing, Trashed Guerrero and finally getting to the fans in attendance and telling the stipulation of the match again.
Total Time Waisted: 15:04.

JBL: I'll get you CNCB, I'll get you!
Suddenly The Great Hulk smashes his fist threw the wall and smacks JBL in the head.

RVD: Dude...I swear, the Vanilla Ice added a little TINK to his version of Ice Ice Baby!

**FourFifty** · 06-18-2004, 11:35 PM

You know Bradshaw is even dumber than I say he is when he needs to use picture cards to recall who he's cutting a promo on.

**FourFifty** · 06-18-2004, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big_bluto

Close.
I'll give the rep, because it was the Simpsons, but the singer was Homer.

Yeah, I realized I screwed that one up when I was at work. I was thinking of Raplh singing "I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids!" and then he broke his wookie.

**Cooler Tom Schuler** · 06-19-2004, 02:39 PM

The front row began to tremble with fear when they realized that Bubba is, in fact, a werewolf.

"I've got more talent in my finger than...wait, nevermind, there it goes."

Upon Steve Austin's death, Vince McMahon finally got revenge for the car incident.

Not even the ref can watch the Bashams.

In an amazing moment, three different fans came up with great ideas at the same time.

It was at this time that Kenzo broke into his rendition of Hamlet's "to be or not to be" soliloquy.

The fist of God abruptly ends Bradshaw's push.

Ref: "Yes, but can you jump this high?"

Ref: "This guy...this, ya gotta love this guy...I love you man..."

Luther grins as he displays his technical prowess.

Tori Wilson "grudgingly accepts" her party's nomination for the presidency.

Renee auditions to be the newest member of Too Cool.

RVD and Booker T somehow mistake the ropes for their opponents.

"Do I really look like that now?"

The Undertaker frantically asks RVD for help as he realizes the top of his head is becoming detached.

**Mayo** · 06-20-2004, 01:55 AM

I took a break from the Bad Blood captions, but hopefully these will make up for it.

Bubba began to cry at the party when he was the only one without a makeout partner.

D-Von shows off the Dudleys new 'Able Balls' t-shirt while Bubba shows Rico where they got that catchphrase.

Bubba and D-Von are in disbelief when Paul screams out what they had to do with the McMahon's to get the tag belts back.

Paul: Bubba was the one that used his finger like so, and D-Von had to dislocate his jaw like so.

Vince decides to further cement Sean O'Haire's career in the WWE.

The ref, after graduating from Lita's wrestling school, botches the ref bump prematurely as Eddie was about to flip the Bashams into the corner.

Hebner tries his hardest to raise up his "Fire JBL" sign so that everyone can see it.

Ref: Hey Spike, you have a little HHH sauce on your chin.
Kenzo: You cheated on me with that floozie? Death for you!
Spike: AGHHHHHHHH!

I am not a crook!

JBL was caught looking the wrong way during his promo with Eddie via sattelite.

Ref: The Amazing Hebner possesses great powers of levitation!
Rey: OMG, Dad, help me!!!
Classic: *cowers on the floor*
It's okay son, he doesn't use his powers to screw wrestlers like his father did!

Ref: And for my next trick, I will magically remove his pants.
Rey: Oooooooooooh, the breeze in here feels good!

How YOU doin?

Britney Spears' new costume was a big hit among her fans.

RVD's euphoria was so great that he didn't feel like spotting Dupree during his workout.

Dupree was a little pissed after the kid in the crowd hit his hand with a spitball.

Booker T and Rene Dupree: the newest WWE naptime enforcers.

Taker: Finkel is Einhorn? Einhorn is Finkel? OH GOD!!!

Taker: You came from ECW, didn't you? I must continue my mission of demolishing foreign talent!

Taker: So you're a WWE guy eh? I guess i'll let you stick around... but you gotta pay your dues!

**FourFifty** · 06-20-2004, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cooler Tom Schuler

"I've got more talent in my finger than...wait, nevermind, there it goes."

The fist of God abruptly ends Bradshaw's push.

Ref: "Yes, but can you jump this high?"

Corky, ya GOTTA put at least one of these on the best caption thread!

**Kane Knight** · 06-20-2004, 02:32 AM

Loved the Ace Ventura ref.

**John la Rock** · 06-20-2004, 02:36 AM

indeed

**Corkscrewed** · 06-20-2004, 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed

Bradshaw, after Eddie told him John would be feuding with and putting over a shrubbery following the Great American Bash.

Wait, I think I have a better version.

Bradshaw: "'Word life, this is basic shrubanomics?' What the heck is that supposed to mean???"

Always450, I actually liked Tom's "Vince's Revenge" and "Three Great Ideas" captions a lot better.

**big_bluto** · 06-21-2004, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed

Wait, I think I have a better version.

Bradshaw: "'Word life, this is basic shrubanomics?' What the heck is that supposed to mean???"

Fuckin Brilliant.
Laughed so hard I snorted Pepsi Max over my keyboard!

*edit**
You must spread some blah, blah, blah before donating to Corky again....

06-21-2004, 06:48 PM

Spanish penis?! OH GOD NO! Quick, let me do my silly little french man dance!

**Cooler Tom Schuler** · 06-21-2004, 06:54 PM

*Sigh*

I pity myself for having seen that abomination.

**Corkscrewed** · 06-22-2004, 01:57 PM

Huh... Photo of the Day. Okay...

Mysterio's Trinity impression left a lot to be desired.

**parkmania** · 06-22-2004, 03:17 PM

Bubba: Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.

D-Von: Dammit, Rico, you SWORE to me that the Divas would be here to play Twister.

D-Von: Paul, it's great to be champs again, but WHY did you have to give Bubba Stacy's old camo skirt to wear?

Paul: E.T. Phone home

Since the truck with the wading pool hadn't arrived yet, officials had to move quickly to find someplace to move the Divas' mud wrestling match to.

Suzuki: Hold your head up and PROJECT! Now, once again...
Spike: BanZAAAAAII!
Suzuki: Better.

JBL: Don't make me mad or I'll take out this chaw of tobacco and throw it at you.

I've been chewing for so long I've got a hole in my lip now, just like Mick Foley did after HIAC.

Rey: Ha! See, Chavo? I can beat you even WITHOUT my dentures!

Taker: Roses really smell like poo-poooooo

Taker: I SAID, Your roses really smell like poo-pooooo
RVD: Easy bro, those weren't roses.

Taker: Never mind, RVD. I found what the stink REALLY was...

**My Final Heaven** · 06-22-2004, 03:54 PM

You were on fire today El Santo. Big props

**big_bluto** · 06-23-2004, 11:22 AM

Further proof:
Rene Dupree: He Loves The Cock!

**OssMan** · 08-20-2019, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guitarmang

Spanish penis?! OH GOD NO! Quick, let me do my silly little french man dance!

JW wondering why account "guitarmang" was deleted... thank u...

06-18-2004, 08:26 PM	#41
PorkSoda Diabetes Coming To Getcha Posts: 6,826	Bubba Ray Dudley's tryout for American Idol knocked everyone in the arena dead, including Simon. Paul Heyman: Come on, Johnny...you wanna piece of me I am the champ and the champ has full of..mah...let's do that again....clears throut Alright Johnny, you want a piece of the champ? Well I'm right here, you are abnormal and so am I but I am human...and that makes me...normal voice can we do that one more time? Dvon: (Offscreen) Paul, you oughten't be in pictures. Doug: It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum! Danny: No, Doug, that is not gum, don't touch him there, you can have my gum instead. Mission: Insult CNCB, Insult Guerrero and the fans in attendance in a 5 minute promo. What happened: Trashed Mcdonalds, Trashed Burger King, Trashed Las Vegas, finally got to CNCB after 10 minutes, blabbed on for 15 minutes about nothing, Trashed Guerrero and finally getting to the fans in attendance and telling the stipulation of the match again. Total Time Waisted: 15:04. JBL: I'll get you CNCB, I'll get you! Suddenly The Great Hulk smashes his fist threw the wall and smacks JBL in the head. RVD: Dude...I swear, the Vanilla Ice added a little TINK to his version of Ice Ice Baby!

06-18-2004, 11:35 PM	#42
FourFifty As over as Crystal Pepsi Posts: 21,639	You know Bradshaw is even dumber than I say he is when he needs to use picture cards to recall who he's cutting a promo on.

06-19-2004, 02:39 PM	#44
Cooler Tom Schuler tomschuler.com Posts: 6,308	The front row began to tremble with fear when they realized that Bubba is, in fact, a werewolf. "I've got more talent in my finger than...wait, nevermind, there it goes." Upon Steve Austin's death, Vince McMahon finally got revenge for the car incident. Not even the ref can watch the Bashams. In an amazing moment, three different fans came up with great ideas at the same time. It was at this time that Kenzo broke into his rendition of Hamlet's "to be or not to be" soliloquy. The fist of God abruptly ends Bradshaw's push. Ref: "Yes, but can you jump this high?" Ref: "This guy...this, ya gotta love this guy...I love you man..." Luther grins as he displays his technical prowess. Tori Wilson "grudgingly accepts" her party's nomination for the presidency. Renee auditions to be the newest member of Too Cool. RVD and Booker T somehow mistake the ropes for their opponents. "Do I really look like that now?" The Undertaker frantically asks RVD for help as he realizes the top of his head is becoming detached.

06-20-2004, 01:55 AM	#45
Mayo not gayo Posts: 7,676	I took a break from the Bad Blood captions, but hopefully these will make up for it. Bubba began to cry at the party when he was the only one without a makeout partner. D-Von shows off the Dudleys new 'Able Balls' t-shirt while Bubba shows Rico where they got that catchphrase. Bubba and D-Von are in disbelief when Paul screams out what they had to do with the McMahon's to get the tag belts back. Paul: Bubba was the one that used his finger like so, and D-Von had to dislocate his jaw like so. Vince decides to further cement Sean O'Haire's career in the WWE. The ref, after graduating from Lita's wrestling school, botches the ref bump prematurely as Eddie was about to flip the Bashams into the corner. Hebner tries his hardest to raise up his "Fire JBL" sign so that everyone can see it. Ref: Hey Spike, you have a little HHH sauce on your chin. Kenzo: You cheated on me with that floozie? Death for you! Spike: AGHHHHHHHH! I am not a crook! JBL was caught looking the wrong way during his promo with Eddie via sattelite. Ref: The Amazing Hebner possesses great powers of levitation! Rey: OMG, Dad, help me!!! Classic: cowers on the floor It's okay son, he doesn't use his powers to screw wrestlers like his father did! Ref: And for my next trick, I will magically remove his pants. Rey: Oooooooooooh, the breeze in here feels good! How YOU doin? Britney Spears' new costume was a big hit among her fans. RVD's euphoria was so great that he didn't feel like spotting Dupree during his workout. Dupree was a little pissed after the kid in the crowd hit his hand with a spitball. Booker T and Rene Dupree: the newest WWE naptime enforcers. Taker: Finkel is Einhorn? Einhorn is Finkel? OH GOD!!! Taker: You came from ECW, didn't you? I must continue my mission of demolishing foreign talent! Taker: So you're a WWE guy eh? I guess i'll let you stick around... but you gotta pay your dues!

06-20-2004, 02:32 AM	#47
Kane Knight Ron Paul 4 EVA Posts: 152,467	Loved the Ace Ventura ref.

06-20-2004, 02:36 AM	#48
John la Rock That's how I roll!!! Posts: 4,437	indeed

06-21-2004, 06:48 PM	#51
guitarmang Guest Posts: n/a	Spanish penis?! OH GOD NO! Quick, let me do my silly little french man dance!

06-21-2004, 06:54 PM	#52
Cooler Tom Schuler tomschuler.com Posts: 6,308	Sigh I pity myself for having seen that abomination.

06-22-2004, 01:57 PM	#53
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	Huh... Photo of the Day. Okay... Mysterio's Trinity impression left a lot to be desired.

06-22-2004, 03:17 PM	#54
parkmania #BUCTOBER Posts: 6,461	Bubba: Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so. D-Von: Dammit, Rico, you SWORE to me that the Divas would be here to play Twister. D-Von: Paul, it's great to be champs again, but WHY did you have to give Bubba Stacy's old camo skirt to wear? Paul: E.T. Phone home Since the truck with the wading pool hadn't arrived yet, officials had to move quickly to find someplace to move the Divas' mud wrestling match to. Suzuki: Hold your head up and PROJECT! Now, once again... Spike: BanZAAAAAII! Suzuki: Better. JBL: Don't make me mad or I'll take out this chaw of tobacco and throw it at you. I've been chewing for so long I've got a hole in my lip now, just like Mick Foley did after HIAC. Rey: Ha! See, Chavo? I can beat you even WITHOUT my dentures! Taker: Roses really smell like poo-poooooo Taker: I SAID, Your roses really smell like poo-pooooo RVD: Easy bro, those weren't roses. Taker: Never mind, RVD. I found what the stink REALLY was...

06-22-2004, 03:54 PM	#55
My Final Heaven Save_Us.sandwich Posts: 1,749	You were on fire today El Santo. Big props

06-23-2004, 11:22 AM	#56
big_bluto Triple A's a bitch Posts: 1,039	Further proof: Rene Dupree: He Loves The Cock!