Official 3 Hour RAW Thread for 04/26/10 - Duct Tape Holds Grudges... And Feet.

[Xero]

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Sup?

Monday Night Wars Chat: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=102124

[XL]

Thought the draft was next week!

I've made a right balls up of watching wrestling this week. I have the week off work so I should have gone to my mates to watch Extreme Rules last night but forgot about it til the last minute. Same again tonight.

Better cross fingers for a good stream.

[Favre4Ever]

For once Comcast isn't whoring me and my cable is working, so i'll be tuned in as soon as the Caps game ends.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I always love the draft episode.</font>

[Cool King]

<font color=goldenrod>I always love the draft episode.</font>

[Nicky Fives]

For once Comcast isn't whoring me and my cable is working, so i'll be tuned in as soon as the Caps game ends.

Go Habs!

[el bobbo]

Julian Casablancas concert tonight. I'm going to be thinking about wrestling during it though... will probably also be thinking about seeking out professional help from some sort of mental health worker as well.

[Lock Jaw]

Time for the yearly "All of Smackdown's up and coming talent goes to RAW" while "Guys who RAW has no more use for or messed up in some way go to Smackdown" episode!

[Xero]

Time for the yearly "All of Smackdown's up and coming talent goes to RAW" while "Guys who RAW has no more use for or messed up in some way go to Smackdown" episode!

lol so true.

[The Gold Standard]

<font color=goldenrod>I always love the draft episode.</font>

[The Gold Standard]

Did anyone play the draft game on WWE.com?

[XCaliber]

Did anyone play the draft game on WWE.com?

Yeah I messed around with it about an hour or so ago can't help but wonder if the company actually looks at the results of these to base their choices.

[The Gold Standard]

I wondered that too. I doubt it though.

[Xero]

Yeah I messed around with it about an hour or so ago can't help but wonder if the company actually looks at the results of these to base their choices.

*Joey Styles gives Vince the numbers*

Vince: Thanks, Joey.

*Moments later, the toilet flushes and Vince emerges from his stall.*

Vince: I love a good shit before RAW.

[el bobbo]

WWE.com looks pretty freaky right now. There is a white background, that is actually Seamus' face. There is also a picture of Kelly Kelly that looks like someone drugged her, used her, and left her on the side of the road.

[Xero]

Sheamus did it.

[The Gold Standard]

WWE.com looks pretty freaky right now. There is a white background, that is actually Seamus' face. There is also a picture of Kelly Kelly that looks like someone drugged her, used her, and left her on the side of the road.

That Kelly Kelly picture is terrible.

[Cool King]

There is also a picture of Kelly Kelly that looks like someone drugged her, used her, and left her on the side of the road.

I thought the same.

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/medium/29062/14253690

Either that or she's secretly The Undertaker's daughter.

[The Gold Standard]

They couldn't pick a better picture?

[Cool King]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/medium/29062/14253690

DERP

[Corndad]

Wow of all the pictures to choose...

Also a funny headline read on Main Page today it was like OMG DRAFT SPOILERS CENA TO SMACKDOWN TAKER TO RAW SANTINO TO NXT!! CLICK HERE!

Santino to NXT huh. Heard it there first right. :wtf: WTF?

[ClockShot]

"SHUT THE DOOR, ALEC! THERE'S A DRAFT!" (http://draft.ytmnd.com/)

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>lol it would be hilarious if somebody got drafted to NXT despite it not even being a brand</font>

[ClockShot]

Hope Orton stays on Raw, Cena goes to Smackdown. As for everybody else, it is what it is.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>It won't happen but I'd really love to see an undercard guy move shows on the televised portion of the draft. Just to see if the crowd sits on their hands.</font>

[Corndad]

Going by that picture Kelly Kellys gonna get drafted to Drug Rehab.

[The Gold Standard]

I am pumped. This is my favorite Raw of the year.

[ClockShot]

Nothing for nothing, I kinda missed the Raw crew last week.

[The Gold Standard]

SHOWMIZ!!

[ClockShot]

The god damn randomizer again.

They got it right the first time with the bingo numbers inside the tumbler.

[ClockShot]

Showmiz(ness).

[RawRocks]

Hart Foundation will get their tag team titles tonight.

[Poit]

Well awesome.

[RawRocks]

The god damn randomizer again.

They got it right the first time with the bingo numbers inside the tumbler.

I wish they would go back to the bingo numbers.

[ClockShot]

Yo, Dynasty was a good show.

Remember when they shot J.R.?

[Volare]

I can't get into the chat.

[The Gold Standard]

They need to have GMs picking again

[The Gold Standard]

HAHA

[Corndad]

Matt Stryker is gonna annoy me tonight I already know this.

[Poit]

:lol: @ Arquette

[The Gold Standard]

http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/arquette.jpg

[ClockShot]

Sooooooooooooooooo? Anybody know if Bret is on a long term deal? Or is he working by the day?

[The Gold Standard]

http://www.universalwwe.es/wp-content//poli-de-canada.jpg

[Volare]

The Mountie!

[Volare]

Damn Nattie.

[ClockShot]

Nice recovery on Kidd's part.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Surprised this isn't a draft pick match in addition to the tag titles. I mean, it IS technically Raw vs. SmackDown</font>

[The Gold Standard]

I could see the Hart Dynasty winning tonight then ShowMiz being split up.

[Providence Peep]

Is TJ Wilson really a member of the Hart Family? Was he even trained by Stu?

[ClockShot]

Is TJ Wilson really a member of the Hart Family? Was he even trained by Stu?

Stu Hart's last student.

[Stealth-Icon]

Tyson with the stone cold watch check in the corner....hilarious

[Providence Peep]

I think the WWE should bring in Teddy Hart as a heel.

[Providence Peep]

Matt Stryker is great on commentary. Lawler sucks.

[Poit]

"Think the Big Show can do a moonsault?" :lol:

[teamXtremist]

does dh smith finally get over well see

[Providence Peep]

The King getting drafted to the Mid-South Coliseum :rofl:

[ClockShot]

"Think the Big Show can do a moonsault?" :lol:

I remember a looooooooong time ago he was considering it.

If Vader can pull it off.........

[teamXtremist]

doit sharp shooter

[Stealth-Icon]

"Think the Big Show can do a moonsault?" :lol:


It will be called the showsault

[The Gold Standard]

NEW CHAMPS!!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS</font>

[teamXtremist]

sic finish the heart dynasty has arrived

[ClockShot]

Wow. Hot crowd we got here.

[Corndad]

NEW CHAMPS. Miz and Big Show gotta be getting split up

[RawRocks]

AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, THE HART FOUNDATION!

[teamXtremist]

gold fits dh nicely

[McLegend]

That was a nice match.

[Stealth-Icon]

Knowing the WWE, they will keep Show and Miz together, and split up the Hart's...

[Favre4Ever]

Tyson Kidd needs to shave that shit off the front of his head, he looks like a fucking idiot.

[ClockShot]

Think things would be different if Teddy didn't blow his chance?

[Volare]

Now THAT'S a great match.

[Providence Peep]

AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, THE HART FOUNDATION!

Exactly what I was thinking! :)

[Stealth-Icon]

I wish that they would just use one belt again. Make a new unified one and drop the brands.

[teamXtremist]

Tyson Kidd needs to shave that shit off the front of his head, he looks like a fucking idiot.


agreed the pubes have to go

[Providence Peep]

Tyson Kidd needs to shave that shit off the front of his head, he looks like a fucking idiot.

Tyson Kidd is HOT :drool:

[Providence Peep]

Wow. Hot crowd we got here.

Thank God! That makes the show even better.

[teamXtremist]

miz goes out like a bitch

[RawRocks]

Big Show knocks out The Miz! Big Show knocks out The Miz!

[ClockShot]

They couldn't show this on TV? Bullshit.

Makes me wish they brought back that thing on wwe.com during commercial breaks.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Ugh enough of the recap shit. Bring on the draft.</font>

[Providence Peep]

Big Show turns face?

[Volare]

Bye Bye Show Miz.

[teamXtremist]

no pick yet fck

[ClockShot]

ORTON GOT SCREWED!

:shifty:

[teamXtremist]

i just dont buy jack as a champ not yet

[teamXtremist]

oh god Michelle mccool channel change

[RawRocks]

finally a draft pick match.. i hate how they do the draft nowadays

[ClockShot]

FACT:

McCool & Layla got NOTHING on the Beautiful People.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I'm guessing McCool gets drafted to Raw here (with Layla and Vickie following in the Supplemental Draft on Wednesday)

Changes up the divisions plus I'm expecting Taker to move to Raw and they'd probably stay together</font>

[Ermaximus]

Really? The first draft pick is going to be a diva? FFS. Enjoy Smackdown Kelly Kelly.

[RawRocks]

i change the channel for one second and there is a divas match on TNA :nono:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I am a Lay Cool fan. Just wanted you guys to know.

[Ermaximus]

I am a Lay Cool fan. Just wanted you guys to know.

Layla should do a spread in Playboy. Just saying.

[Skippord]

Maryse should really be champion

not that it matters or anyone cares

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Pulling for Vickie to Raw tbh. She can be a consultant to the guest hosts. Raw needs a consistent authority figure, and she's a heat magnet.</font>

[Corndad]

We Want Mickie Chants lol

[Ermaximus]

"We want Mickie" chants.

[McLegend]

Hahaha We want Micky Chant

[RawRocks]

All Divas can just go to SmackDown for all I care

[Providence Peep]

Tyson Kidd is hot :drool:

[Ermaximus]

Maryse should really be champion

not that it matters or anyone cares

The Divas championship should be absolved and all the Divas should be moved to Superstars.

Not that it matters or anyone cares.

[RawRocks]

The Divas championship should be absolved and all the Divas should be moved to Superstars.

Not that it matters or anyone cares.

:y::y::y::y::y::y::y:

[Ermaximus]

All Divas can just go to SmackDown for all I care

FUCK NO! Smackdown is the better show. I don't want them ruining it.

[Skippord]

well that won't happen

[ClockShot]

This is brutal. McTaker can shut up at anytime.

[teamXtremist]

fckn love maryse

[Ermaximus]

Did I hear Striker right? "Joey Styles got moved to www.futureendeavored.org?"

[Ermaximus]

Kelly Kelly to Smackdown.

[teamXtremist]

vicki your ruining the shot

[ClockShot]

NO WAMMYS!

STOP!

[Ermaximus]

Called that shit.

[teamXtremist]

and no one cares whats the point of getting the first pick just to draft a diva

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Sweet, there's one pick I called correctly when I did my predictions.</font>

[Ermaximus]

and no one cares whats the point of getting the first pick just to draft a diva

Because Smackdown needs another top face Diva now that Mickie is gone. All they have is Beth Phoenix.

[Volare]

Wooo Hooo!

[Poit]

Tyson Kidd is hot :drool:

Well, yeah. Though he needs to get rid of his weird hair.

[Providence Peep]

Draft Prediction: Matt Stryker to RAW and Lawler to Smackdown

[Ermaximus]

Well, yeah. Though he needs to get rid of his weird hair.

I've been wondering this for a while now, but are you a guy or a girl Poit?

[ClockShot]

Raw at the Yard in a couple months. Maybe I'll make the effort and go.

[Poit]

I've been wondering this for a while now, but are you a guy or a girl Poit?

I'm a guy.

[Juan]

Evan Bourne vs CM Punk? :eek:

this should be awesome

[Ermaximus]

Wow. Bourne vs. Punk? Smackdown's getting Kofi now.

[Evil Vito]

Raw at the Yard in a couple months. Maybe I'll make the effort and go.

<font color=goldenrod>Shit :eek: That got announced out of the blue. Prolly gonna go to that.</font>

[Volare]

Who else is smokin something tonight? I figured I might need it.

[Providence Peep]

Raw at the Yard in a couple months. Maybe I'll make the effort and go.

How much further is the Yard from the Mohegan?

[Corndad]

Love Punk playing with the Hair lol

[Ermaximus]

I'm a guy.

I thought so.
Evan Bourne vs CM Punk? :eek:

this should be awesome

Will we see a Mercury run in?

[RawRocks]

NO WAMMYS!

STOP!

:rofl::rofl: no wammys wammy no wammys and stop!

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[ClockShot]

Shit :eek: That got announced out of the blue. Prolly gonna go to that.

Either you had the channel changed or were you not paying attention?

[Juan]

vintage ROH in this match

[teamXtremist]

god dammit evan i wish you could pick up a win but theres no way

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Oh shit. Generation Next vs. Second City Saints


yeeaaaaaaaaaaa

[Providence Peep]

How far is the Yard from the Mohegan?

[Poit]

Will we see a Mercury run in?

Or maybe a Mysterio run in?

[ClockShot]

How much further is the Yard from the Mohegan?

It's a hike. About a good 90 minutes. Traffic's a bitch as soon as you get past New Haven. Possibly longer.

[Evil Vito]

Either you had the channel changed or were you not paying attention?

<font color=goldenrod>I never pay attention to commercials...but I hadn't heard about the show until tonight is what I meant.</font>

[Volare]

Did Lawler just say 2 people under the ring?

[teamXtremist]

bourne putting a hurting on punk early

[Juan]

Oh shit. Generation Next vs. Second City Saints


yeeaaaaaaaaaaa

i know, i'm still marking out

[ClockShot]

THE HOODED MAN!

[Juan]

damn, Bourne sold the shit out of that GTS. Awesome

[Ermaximus]

Kofi to Smackdown.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

OH SHIT

Nasty GTS

love Bourne's rag doll selling

[Corndad]

Wasnt he already on Smackdown lol

[Poit]

So much for ShowMiz.

[ClockShot]

Show to Smackdown, again.

[teamXtremist]

guess show is going face and wasnt he just on smackdown

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>And there's one draft pick from last year undone.</font>

[RawRocks]

Big Slow to SmackCrap

[Juan]

Wasnt he already on Smackdown lol

Nope

[Volare]

Now it's Really the end of Show Miz.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Big Slow to SmackCrap
great burn, man

[Johnny Vegas]

I think that Edge may be coming to RAW. I pray to Almighty that Orton doesn't go anywhere because i always miss SD! I also hope JoMo gets to go to RAW and challenge for the World title or U.S. championship.

[Ermaximus]

So he goes from Smackdown to Raw then back to Smackdown again? I'm guessing he'll be fueding with Kane again?

[Ermaximus]

Wow. Teddy Long just wow.

[ClockShot]

Yeah, Raw REALLY needs a GM to go up against Teddy. But the guest host crap has no end in sight.

[parkmania]

So he goes from Smackdown to Raw then back to Smackdown again? I'm guessing he'll be fueding with Kane again?

Maybe team up with Kane again and get back the tag belts?

[ClockShot]

MY BOY!

[Ermaximus]

Yeah, Raw REALLY needs a GM to go up against Teddy. But the guest host crap has no end in sight.

I'd rather Teddy get drafted to Raw and have Vickie take over SD again, but it won't happen. TBH, I'd fucking rather have Abe Washington or Tony Atlas take over as RAW GM than continue this guest host shit. Isn't Flava Flav hosting tonight or is there no guest host tonight?

[Ermaximus]

Maybe team up with Kane again and get back the tag belts?

Very possible seeing as how Khali is gone now. What else can they do with him?

[parkmania]

Nah, Flav is the host when they come to Pittsburgh (next week, I think).

[The Gold Standard]

Hot crowd

[Volare]

God Orton is on fire right now.

[Ermaximus]

Nah, Flav is the host when they come to Pittsburgh (next week, I think).

Raw is in Jax next week cuz Wayne Brady is hosting. I've got my tickets. :D

[Loose Cannon]

is it me or does Big Show switch show every year?

also, whomever is the new member of the Society is an athletic guy because he jumped that barricade to go bakc into the crowd pretty quick.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

LOL Orton taking the moral high road

I might've ddt'd his wife but you hit him with a pipe! You bastard!

[ClockShot]

I think Sheamus needs a good dose of venom.

[Loose Cannon]

I love the babyface Orton is right now. perfect for him

[parkmania]

is it me or does Big Show switch show every year?

also, whomever is the new member of the Society is an athletic guy because he jumped that barricade to go bakc into the crowd pretty quick.

The new SES guy is Joey Mercury .

[ClockShot]

And where's Big Dave to knock Cena on his ass?

[parkmania]

"Quit jokin' Cena. This is cereal business!"

[Ermaximus]

Poopy Jokes brought to you by John Cena.

[The Gold Standard]

I hate Sheamus. He is boring.

[ClockShot]

Awwwwwwww.

[Loose Cannon]

what's SES?

And I like Sheamus. He's going to dominate as a heel champion in a couple years

[Providence Peep]

I really wish Orton weren't going to Smackdown

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Holy shit, THREE draft picks in the next match</font>

[RawRocks]

what's SES?

And I like Sheamus. He's going to dominate as a heel champion in a couple years

He needs a tan before he gains a title again.

[parkmania]

what's SES?


Straight Edge Society - Punk's stable

[Ermaximus]

Now that's a random tag team right there. Kane, Truth, Shad, Rey, and McIntyre? Hmmm. Going against, Kofi, MVP, Dibiase, Christian, and Kozlov?

[Providence Peep]

<font color=goldenrod>Holy shit, THREE draft picks in the next match</font>

Smackdown gets Iron Mike Sharpe, Rusty Brooks, and Mr. X

[Splaya]

K I decided to come in and join in on the fun.

Hey look SD is coming to the ring from the back. It's 5 Superstars

Or as we look at them: A Monster, A black guy, A midget, A foreign Intercontinental Champion and the future bobber

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I bet Raw winds up getting all guys on SmackDown's team. Shad, Truth, McIntyre</font>

[Ermaximus]

I'm guessing Raw gets Ziggler, Truth, and JTG here?

[Johnny Vegas]

Cena was funny tonight, imo.

[ClockShot]

You've said a mouthfull, Roberts.

[Loose Cannon]

please keep Rey on Smackdown.

[RawRocks]

Michael Cole should get drafted.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>SmackDown shoulda sent Edge out for this match. He's won so many battle royals in the past</font>

[What Would Kevin Do?]

If a match is important, why the hell would you put Santino on your team?

[parkmania]

Santino sighting! In a match, even!

[Ermaximus]

Dibiase wins it for Raw.

[ClockShot]

Raw got a shit team. I feel bad for Ted.

[Loose Cannon]

Ted needs to walk out

[Splaya]

Lol Santino is only like 2 inches taller than Mysterio

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>lol Santino</font>

[Loose Cannon]

lol this Japanese guy

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Really hope Kane doesn't move for the 3rd year in a row</font></font>

[Loose Cannon]

looks like he is from the real live action movie Dragonball Z

[Providence Peep]

Yoshi Tatsu to Mr. Fuji's movie theatre

[Splaya]

Dude, Santino is so winning this

[Loose Cannon]

MVP, Shad and Henry need to seriously be a street gang or The Nation of Domination

[Ermaximus]

Why isn't Goldust in this match???? Seeing Rey in those gold pants makes me think he's in there. Fuck. Rhodes vs. Goldust for a draft pick needs to happen tonight.

[Johnny Vegas]

Its going to be between Kane and Mark Henry

[Ermaximus]

Back from break and Santino, Shad, and MVP are gone I bet.

[Xero]

Burger Balls, that is all.

[parkmania]

Dude, Santino is so winning this

[ClockShot]

Don't do anything stupid, Ted.

[RawRocks]

Rey vs Ted and Santino

[Ermaximus]

Wow. If Santino wins this for Raw, that'll be his 1 win quota for the year.

[ClockShot]

Atta boy, Ted!

[Ermaximus]

Shit.

[Poit]

Did Striker just ask if Santino's trombone is rusty?

[RawRocks]

John Morrison!

[Loose Cannon]

Yessssss Morison. thank you

[dronepool]

MORRISON!

[ClockShot]

MORRISON!

I CAN BREAK OUT MY AIR GUITAR AGAIN!

[Splaya]

Interesting Morrison to RAW

[Providence Peep]

Just don't ask him for his autograph! :shifty:

[Loose Cannon]

good pick

[ClockShot]

Did I see Tony Chimel up for grabs?

[Splaya]

K don't let it be Truth

[Loose Cannon]

FUCK FUCK FUCK. no

[RawRocks]

R-Truth! Whats Up?!

[Splaya]

God

[Loose Cannon]

why are you on my show :mad:

[Splaya]

God, I think the Midgets gonna come to

[Loose Cannon]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[dronepool]

HOLY SHIT

[RawRocks]

EDGE!

[Loose Cannon]

FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Splaya]

EDGE, YES HE'S BACK

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Morrison's gonna be lost in the shuffle on Raw</font> :(

[ClockShot]

Sweet.

[Ermaximus]

Truth going to Raw confirms Kofi is going to SD. Let's see if he can break the curse.

[Loose Cannon]

Trade Truth for Punk

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Wow... Raw just got A LOT better. Now all I need is Punk too.

[Splaya]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I HAVE A PURPOSE TO WATCH RAW AGAIN

[Providence Peep]

DAMN! I wanted Iron Mike Sharpe!

[dronepool]

3 great picks.

[Poit]

Wow... Raw just got A LOT better. Now all I need is Punk too.

No, don't break up the SES.

[Ermaximus]

<font color=goldenrod>Morrison's gonna be lost in the shuffle on Raw</font> :( That's what I was afraid of too.

[ClockShot]

Send back R-Truth for another pick tonight.

[Nark Order]

Bend over, Smackdown.

[parkmania]

Wow, Cole must be excited all the time, cuz he's NEVER able to speak!

[Loose Cannon]

come on, we'll take a 6th round 2012 pick for Truth

[Splaya]

GOD I LOVE THIS WRESTLEMANIA PROMO

[Volare]

I like those picks.

[Ermaximus]

Bend over, Smackdown.

They'll get Kofi, Christian, and Orton.

[rob11]

come on, we'll take a 6th round 2012 pick for Truth
In the supplimental round!