Sad Realizations for Wrestling Fans

[Next Big Thing]

1) Cena doesn't exist for us. He was made for the kid who watches Degrassi and thinks Lil Wayne is the greatest rapper in the history of music.

2) Bret is around for nostalgia and more importantly... MERCHANDISING, not for matches.

3) The Undertaker's retirement is probably coming sooner than we think.

4) The WWE divas will never have a decent match.

5) Guys like Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston will never get the pushes they deserve.

6) Rey Mysterio isn't going anywhere. Consider him the poor man's Cena in terms of fan appeal.

7) Paul Heyman isn't coming back to wrestling.

Add more if you'd like...

[Evolution]

8) It's not real to me anymore, dammit!

[Savio]

5) Guys like Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston will never get the pushes they deserve.Instead of making ECW what it was, after they realized they wouldn't be able to recapture that old magic they should have made it for those guys who did have that "it" factor but would be lost in the shuffle of the bigger shows and maineventers that just would not hold the title again. People like:

Kane, Benoit, Lashley, Big Show, Jeff Hardy, Khali, Mark Henry, and Rey Mysterio. They could use those main eventers to build up the likes of Kofi, Evan, Miz, Morrison and Swagger or others vets that havent made it yet like Christian or Matt Hardy.

[Legendary624]

9. TNA will put a major dent in WWE's TV Ratings....and by dent I mean overtake WWE Superstars as Thursday's most watched wrestling program.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Kofi is getting the push he deserves. He hasn't been around that long, he's been US champ, IC champ, and has a great feud with a main eventer.

9) Bryan Danielson will never be a World Champion in the WWE
10) PG is not going away
11) There will never be a "real" tag division again, just the sporadic real tag teams here and there.

[Favre4Ever]

5) Guys like Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston will never get the pushes they deserve.


What?

[Perry Saturn]

9. TNA will put a major dent in WWE's TV Ratings....and by dent I mean overtake WWE Superstars as Thursday's most watched wrestling program.

it hasnt already? :wtf:

[Providence Peep]

12) John Cena will not be turning heel anytime soon.

[BigDaddyCool]

Undertaker can't retire soon enough.

[Anybody Thrilla]

13) Muhammad Hassan will not get another shot

[Innovator]

14) Hassan sucked.

[Aguakate]

15) The Rock WILL NOT wrestle one more match.

16) Neither will Austin.

[Razzamajazz]

ECW is dead, get over it

[Aguakate]

ECW is dead, get over it

Yes, PLEASE!

[The Pope]

9. TNA will put a major dent in WWE's TV Ratings....and by dent I mean overtake WWE Superstars as Thursday's most watched wrestling program.

This happened a long time ago. Get your facts straight before you try to be funny.

[Savio]

14) Hassan sucked.
grrrr

[Supreme Olajuwon]

#) most internet wrestling fans will complain no matter what happens

[Anybody Thrilla]

If Innovator wasn't still on his honeymoon high, I'd have some cross words for him right about now.

[bigslimjj]

Old wrestlers will continue to hold on to the spotlight as long as they can, while the next generation gets held down.

[BizarroKing]

17) TNA is not going back to Six-Sides

[Aguakate]

Old wrestlers will continue to hold on to the spotlight as long as they can, while the next generation gets held down.

WWE can gladly say they are not letting that happen.

That sounds more like TNA.

[The Pope]

Old wrestlers will continue to hold on to the spotlight as long as they can, while the next generation gets held down.

WWE - Rey Mysterio, Kane, Undertaker, Triple H, Mark Henry, Big Show....
TNA - Nash, Jarrett, RVD, Hardy

[Anybody Thrilla]

Do you really feel that Rey Mysterio, Kane, Mark Henry, and Big Show are holding people down?

[The Pope]

Do you really feel that Rey Mysterio, Kane, Mark Henry, and Big Show are holding people down?

Well I'd rather have Christian as champ than have Rey even on TV. Kane is champ so he's keeping others down obviously, the others were just toss up choices.

[Snowden]

9) Bryan Danielson will never be a World Champion in the WWE

Its a little early to pull the trigger on that assumption, wouldn't you say?

18) CHRISTIAN will never be a world champion.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Well I'd rather have Christian as champ than have Rey even on TV. Kane is champ so he's keeping others down obviously, the others were just toss up choices.

So you're just going to ignore what Kane has been up to for the past ten years or so because he's champ now? Also, Christian is no spring chicken himself.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I actually just looked at Wiki, and it turns out that Christian is 36 and Rey is 35.

[The Pope]

So you're just going to ignore what Kane has been up to for the past ten years or so because he's champ now? Also, Christian is no spring chicken himself.

They were talking about old wrestlers, and I don't think Christian is that old.

[Haze]

WWE - Rey Mysterio, Kane, Undertaker, Triple H, Mark Henry, Big Show....
TNA - Nash, Jarrett, RVD, Hardy

Hogan, Flair, Team 3D and the rest of the ECW guys.

[The Pope]

Hogan, Flair, Team 3D and the rest of the ECW guys.

Hogan and Flair are there for "Legend" style effect. The ECW guys aren't holding people back, they have like a 4 appereance deal.

[Anybody Thrilla]

They were talking about old wrestlers, and I don't think Christian is that old.

But he's older than Rey.

[Anybody Thrilla]

He's probably older than The Big Show too, now that I think about it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

OK, Big Show is 38. Pretty close, though.

[Haze]

Hogan and Flair are there for "Legend" style effect. The ECW guys aren't holding people back, they have like a 4 appereance deal.

yea but the Legend style effect takes up about 80% of TNA's storylines.

[Next Big Thing]

19) The announce team will survive without Jim Ross.

20) The smartest person in wrestling is Vince McMahon.

[The Pope]

But he's older than Rey.

How old is Christian anyway?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I actually just looked at Wiki, and it turns out that Christian is 36 and Rey is 35.

[The Pope]

:eek:

[bigslimjj]

17) TNA is not going back to Six-Sides
This makes me a sad Panda.:'(:'(:'(

[Ermaximus]

21) Santino, Kozlov, Yoshi Tatsu, and Zack Ryder will never be taken seriously.

22) We'll never see a Rhodes to Gold (Rhodes/Goldust) tag team.

23) This is the biggest angle any member of Nexus will ever be in.

[The Pope]

23) This is the biggest angle any member of Nexus will ever be in.

This is actually a good thing.

[Snowden]

23) This is the biggest angle any member of Nexus will ever be in.

I'd amend that to everyone but Barrett.

[Godfather4Life]

24)nxt season 2 will not form a group like Season one and attack.

[The Jayman]

18) CHRISTIAN will never be a world champion.

:'(

[The Jayman]

25) Rikishi did it for The Rock

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

26) You can give Shawn Michaels back his smile by paying 5000 dollars to do 30 minutes of autographs and signatures.

[Next Big Thing]

I'd amend that to everyone but Barrett.

I think Sheffield has some potential for a push too. Vince likes em big.

[jskinnyg]

I'd amend that to everyone but Barrett.

Yup...

Sad that Christian will never be world champ...

[Perry Saturn]

27) Scott Hall will always be an alcoholic

[Lock Jaw]

172) This really WASN'T the greatest night in the history of our sport. They LIED to me! :mad:

[The Jayman]

543) you would rather NOT be in Chyna

[Vastardikai]

I think Sheffield has some potential for a push too. Vince likes em big.

And he's serviceable on the mic and everything he does looks absolutely BRUTAL.

[Ermaximus]

543) you would rather NOT be in Chyna

623) It really WAS his fault.

[bigslimjj]

Chris Benoit really did the unthinkable.

[Londoner]

Its a little early to pull the trigger on that assumption, wouldn't you say?

18) CHRISTIAN will never be a world champion.

Damn you ya bastard for beating me, though i was gonna say 'will never get a push'.

[Swiss Ultimate]

wrestling fans will always interpret a wrestler they don't like's success as holding down talent.

[Next Big Thing]

HHH being married to Steph did not influence his success as much as we may want to think.

[Innovator]

Not every midcarder should be a main eventer.

[Londoner]

Cena wont turn heel.

[Destro 2.0]

You will never see a reunion of Edge and Christian.

[Next Big Thing]

The NWO will never wrestle DX at Wrestlemania.

[Fignuts]

28) You're all gaylords.

[Mooияakeя™]

2) Bret is around for nostalgia and more importantly... MERCHANDISING, not for matches.

The guy has had a stroke for god sake. It's nice just to see such a legend in the ring again, and tbh, he played his card well @ Summerslam.

4) The WWE divas will never have a decent match.

I think sooner or later they will. That butch bitch from the Uso's vs Beth Phoenix in some sort of hardcore match might be decent in deed.

9) Bryan Danielson will never be a World Champion in the WWE

People were saying this about Punk when he joined. Also, I doubt people ever though Miz might be in with a title shot, a genuine one may I add, as recent as a year ago.

15) The Rock WILL NOT wrestle one more match.

Neither will Droz, Owen Hart or The Texas Tornado. It happens.

7) TNA is not going back to Six-Sides

Good

23) This is the biggest angle any member of Nexus will ever be in.

I disagree

[Mooияakeя™]

2142) Michael Cole bingo is null & void as it's fucking predictable

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

#1,000,546) Duct Tape is John Cena's Most innovative finishing move

#1,000,547) lance storm is not boring

#1,000,548) Shawn Michaels has left the building!

[Tom Guycott]

29) It is universally accepted that David Otunga is a horrible botch machine, and his mic skills aren't as good as they first appeared to be... but he'll still continute to be on your TV for the forseeable future- barring an injury.

[DAMN iNATOR]

14) Hassan sucked.

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You just had to go and piss him off didn't ya?! :nono::shifty:

[DAMN iNATOR]

2142) Michael Cole bingo is null & void as it's fucking predictable

"AND I QUOTE..." should be the new FREE space.

[DaVe]

lol at Perfect's suggestion that Kane of all people is one of those who holds people down. Good God.

[DAMN iNATOR]

lol at Perfect's suggestion that Kane of all people is one of those who holds people down. Good God.

Well, he does. But only when he's busy choking the soul out of some poor sap.

[BizarroKing]

666) Vince Russo's job is secure in TNA

0) So is Michael Cole's