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Sad Realizations for Wrestling Fans
1) Cena doesn't exist for us. He was made for the kid who watches Degrassi and thinks Lil Wayne is the greatest rapper in the history of music.
2) Bret is around for nostalgia and more importantly... MERCHANDISING, not for matches. 3) The Undertaker's retirement is probably coming sooner than we think. 4) The WWE divas will never have a decent match. 5) Guys like Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston will never get the pushes they deserve. 6) Rey Mysterio isn't going anywhere. Consider him the poor man's Cena in terms of fan appeal. 7) Paul Heyman isn't coming back to wrestling. Add more if you'd like... |
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I Just Passed You By!
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8) It's not real to me anymore, dammit!
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Spammy Certified
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Kane, Benoit, Lashley, Big Show, Jeff Hardy, Khali, Mark Henry, and Rey Mysterio. They could use those main eventers to build up the likes of Kofi, Evan, Miz, Morrison and Swagger or others vets that havent made it yet like Christian or Matt Hardy. |
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Straight Cash Homey
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9. TNA will put a major dent in WWE's TV Ratings....and by dent I mean overtake WWE Superstars as Thursday's most watched wrestling program.
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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Kofi is getting the push he deserves. He hasn't been around that long, he's been US champ, IC champ, and has a great feud with a main eventer.
9) Bryan Danielson will never be a World Champion in the WWE 10) PG is not going away 11) There will never be a "real" tag division again, just the sporadic real tag teams here and there. |
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Bo Dallas kinda guy.
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12) John Cena will not be turning heel anytime soon.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Undertaker can't retire soon enough.
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Cranky Kong
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13) Muhammad Hassan will not get another shot
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Inno Knows.
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14) Hassan sucked.
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15) The Rock WILL NOT wrestle one more match.
16) Neither will Austin. |
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it's really real meat
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ECW is dead, get over it
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Pope Is Pimpin'
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Spammy Certified
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You know that’s right
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#) most internet wrestling fans will complain no matter what happens
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Cranky Kong
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If Innovator wasn't still on his honeymoon high, I'd have some cross words for him right about now.
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THAT'S WHAT I DO!!!!!
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Old wrestlers will continue to hold on to the spotlight as long as they can, while the next generation gets held down.
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I'm Brllnt!
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17) TNA is not going back to Six-Sides
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Pope Is Pimpin'
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Cranky Kong
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Do you really feel that Rey Mysterio, Kane, Mark Henry, and Big Show are holding people down?
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Pope Is Pimpin'
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All Hype
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Cranky Kong
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So you're just going to ignore what Kane has been up to for the past ten years or so because he's champ now? Also, Christian is no spring chicken himself.
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Cranky Kong
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I actually just looked at Wiki, and it turns out that Christian is 36 and Rey is 35.
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Pope Is Pimpin'
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Daddy's Home
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Pope Is Pimpin'
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Cranky Kong
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Cranky Kong
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He's probably older than The Big Show too, now that I think about it.
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Cranky Kong
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OK, Big Show is 38. Pretty close, though.
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Daddy's Home
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19) The announce team will survive without Jim Ross.
20) The smartest person in wrestling is Vince McMahon. |
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Pope Is Pimpin'
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Cranky Kong
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Pope Is Pimpin'
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THAT'S WHAT I DO!!!!!
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It's High Noon!
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21) Santino, Kozlov, Yoshi Tatsu, and Zack Ryder will never be taken seriously.
22) We'll never see a Rhodes to Gold (Rhodes/Goldust) tag team. 23) This is the biggest angle any member of Nexus will ever be in. |
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