I Can't Believe They Haven't Done THIS Yet!

[rated rjo]

I find the title pretty self-explanatory, but I'll clarify it anyway. What are some big things that you can't believe that they haven't done yet in wrestling, whether it's gimmicks, matches, catchphrases, hirings, firings,... you name it!

As for me, I can't believe they haven't fired Matt Hardy yet, but thank goodness that seems to be on its way!

I can't believe they haven't done a blatantly racist storyline - at least I think this is the case. I can name some pretty stereotypical gimmicks, but no full-on racist storylines. MVP and Miz a while back might have come close, but eh...

I also can't believe that they haven't thought to make a t-shirt for John Morrison that plays on the whole JoMo / Mojo thing.

Remember, the key word here is HAVEN'T... what HAVEN'T they done that you thought they would've / could've / should've done a long time ago.

[Furious Beardsley]

I'm pretty certain they did some blatantly racist stuff back in the attitude era, but I can't remember.

[Vastardikai]

Gang Warz.

Triple H vs. Booker T...

[Lock Jaw]

A mad scientist character who would cheat to win when he threw beakers full of chemicals at his opponents when their backs were turned. When not wrestling, he would naturally be inventing various devices with which to take over the world, which would cause some chaos backstage.

[bigslimjj]

A politician charcter in wresling. Start out with the "This message has been paid for By" etc. and have him billed as a former Local official or something. Have him very right wing(cheap heat) and then find out later that he's dirty and play on that to get him hated.You could even make him nuts like Glenn Beck. Also a full out graphic make out segment with two chicks. I'd like to see someone come in and win the world title in his first televised match(Extreme shock moment),then lose it later that night so as not to piss of the wrestling world.

[Lock Jaw]

A politician charcter in wresling. Start out with the "This message has been paid for By" etc. and have him billed as a former Local official or something. Have him very right wing(cheap heat) and then find out later that he's dirty and play on that to get him hated.You could even make him nuts like Glenn Beck.

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[bigslimjj]

Damn you Lockjaw! Damn you's! .lol. I guess he was kinda. So reverse it-Horn dog Clinton type,or stupid dummy politician like W. Or I'll just stick with the full fledge lesbian make out session.

[Aguakate]

I find the title pretty self-explanatory, but I'll clarify it anyway. What are some big things that you can't believe that they haven't done yet in wrestling, whether it's gimmicks, matches, catchphrases, hirings, firings,... you name it!

As for me, I can't believe they haven't fired Matt Hardy yet, but thank goodness that seems to be on its way!

I can't believe they haven't done a blatantly racist storyline - at least I think this is the case. I can name some pretty stereotypical gimmicks, but no full-on racist storylines. MVP and Miz a while back might have come close, but eh...

I also can't believe that they haven't thought to make a t-shirt for John Morrison that plays on the whole JoMo / Mojo thing.

Remember, the key word here is HAVEN'T... what HAVEN'T they done that you thought they would've / could've / should've done a long time ago.


If this isn't racism, I don't know what is:

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[Hanso Amore]

I cant believe they havent had a PPV where HHH pins every single roster member clean in a squash gauntlet.

[parkmania]

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[dhellova guy]

But Bruno Sammartino and Randy Savage in the WWE Hall of Fame.

[XL]

A Cody Rhodes v Goldust fued.

[muffalufagus]

Give Danielson the world title.

In all seriousness I can't believe that they haven't unified the "brands" yet.

[Kane Knight]

An angle actively mocking Linda McMahon's current opposition. Especially since Vince has mocked just about everyone else who ever criticised him or his family.

[Mr. Nerfect]

An angle actively mocking Linda McMahon's current opposition. Especially since Vince has mocked just about everyone else who ever criticised him or his family.

This one, actually. Although they probably don't want to draw more attention to Linda's connection with the WWE.

[rated rjo]

...Ended the brand split.

[Kane Knight]

...Ended the brand split.

I'm not surprised. This is one of the best things to happen to them, business wise.

[rated rjo]

I'm not surprised. This is one of the best things to happen to them, business wise.

I agree with everything you said, but in terms of keeping thing fresh, I think the time has come to do away with it. At least for a few years.

[Kane Knight]

I think the illusion of freshness that can be delivered through ending the brand split is about as potent as the draft's illusion of freshness.

Anyway, I'm not saying you shouldn't think what you do, just saying why I can easily believe it. It's kind of like turning Cena heel. Technically, I "can't believe" he hasn't been turned heel, but knowing what I do, I can readily believe it.

[Schlomey]

http://www.moviestuffandmore.com/images/soundboards/Soundboardspage3/Butters_South_Park.jpg

an old lady on a pole match.....wait, no.....RUSSO DID IT
a hell in a cell full of vicious doggies....wait, shit....VINCE DID IT

http://www.spscriptorium.com/SPinfo/ButtersAroused.jpg
a storyline that involves fucking a corpse....seriously!? VINCE DID IT
How about a black guy and an old chick give birth to a white hand?......you're fucking kidding me......VINCE DID IT

DAMNIT!
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/professor-chaos.jpg

[James Steele]

Triple H having sex with an Asian women to find out if what they say is true...

[James Steele]

http://www.mda.org/news/images/TripleH_MDA_Solo.jpg

[rated rjo]

http://www.moviestuffandmore.com/images/soundboards/Soundboardspage3/Butters_South_Park.jpg

an old lady on a pole match.....wait, no.....RUSSO DID IT
a hell in a cell full of vicious doggies....wait, shit....VINCE DID IT

http://www.spscriptorium.com/SPinfo/ButtersAroused.jpg
a storyline that involves fucking a corpse....seriously!? VINCE DID IT
How about a black guy and an old chick give birth to a white hand?......you're fucking kidding me......VINCE DID IT

DAMNIT!
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/professor-chaos.jpg

pure gold!

[Schlomey]

thank you

[Purgatory]

If this isn't racism, I don't know what is:

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I dunno, I thought this one was too. Roddy Piper's promo against Bad News Brown, Wrestlemania 6.

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:)