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Just Sayin'....
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I Can't Believe They Haven't Done THIS Yet!
I find the title pretty self-explanatory, but I'll clarify it anyway. What are some big things that you can't believe that they haven't done yet in wrestling, whether it's gimmicks, matches, catchphrases, hirings, firings,... you name it!
As for me, I can't believe they haven't fired Matt Hardy yet, but thank goodness that seems to be on its way! I can't believe they haven't done a blatantly racist storyline - at least I think this is the case. I can name some pretty stereotypical gimmicks, but no full-on racist storylines. MVP and Miz a while back might have come close, but eh... I also can't believe that they haven't thought to make a t-shirt for John Morrison that plays on the whole JoMo / Mojo thing. Remember, the key word here is HAVEN'T... what HAVEN'T they done that you thought they would've / could've / should've done a long time ago. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Chamber of Understanding.... ![]() PEARLS FROM THE CHAMBER
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Blargh...
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I'm pretty certain they did some blatantly racist stuff back in the attitude era, but I can't remember.
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Taller than Adam Cole
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Gang Warz.
Triple H vs. Booker T... |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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A mad scientist character who would cheat to win when he threw beakers full of chemicals at his opponents when their backs were turned. When not wrestling, he would naturally be inventing various devices with which to take over the world, which would cause some chaos backstage.
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#5 |
THAT'S WHAT I DO!!!!!
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A politician charcter in wresling. Start out with the "This message has been paid for By" etc. and have him billed as a former Local official or something. Have him very right wing(cheap heat) and then find out later that he's dirty and play on that to get him hated.You could even make him nuts like Glenn Beck. Also a full out graphic make out segment with two chicks. I'd like to see someone come in and win the world title in his first televised match(Extreme shock moment),then lose it later that night so as not to piss of the wrestling world.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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THAT'S WHAT I DO!!!!!
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Damn you Lockjaw! Damn you's! .lol. I guess he was kinda. So reverse it-Horn dog Clinton type,or stupid dummy politician like W. Or I'll just stick with the full fledge lesbian make out session.
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If this isn't racism, I don't know what is: |
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You can't teach that
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I cant believe they havent had a PPV where HHH pins every single roster member clean in a squash gauntlet.
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#BUCTOBER
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#11 |
James Steele's Lackey
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But Bruno Sammartino and Randy Savage in the WWE Hall of Fame.
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Feeling Oof-y
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A Cody Rhodes v Goldust fued.
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Give Danielson the world title.
In all seriousness I can't believe that they haven't unified the "brands" yet. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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An angle actively mocking Linda McMahon's current opposition. Especially since Vince has mocked just about everyone else who ever criticised him or his family.
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This one, actually. Although they probably don't want to draw more attention to Linda's connection with the WWE.
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#16 |
Just Sayin'....
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...Ended the brand split.
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#17 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Just Sayin'....
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I think the illusion of freshness that can be delivered through ending the brand split is about as potent as the draft's illusion of freshness.
Anyway, I'm not saying you shouldn't think what you do, just saying why I can easily believe it. It's kind of like turning Cena heel. Technically, I "can't believe" he hasn't been turned heel, but knowing what I do, I can readily believe it. |
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Black Sheep Jew
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![]() an old lady on a pole match.....wait, no.....RUSSO DID IT a hell in a cell full of vicious doggies....wait, shit....VINCE DID IT ![]() a storyline that involves fucking a corpse....seriously!? VINCE DID IT How about a black guy and an old chick give birth to a white hand?......you're fucking kidding me......VINCE DID IT DAMNIT! ![]() |
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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Triple H having sex with an Asian women to find out if what they say is true...
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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#24 |
Black Sheep Jew
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thank you
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You're Welcome.
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