The Hardy Brothers Thread *The Comedy never ends*

[GD]

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This is not good.

[Aguakate]

...Certainly NOT good.

[GD]

Not this way :(

[mike adamle]

Not this way :(

:rofl: This isn't a laughing matter, but I got the image of Michael Cole screaming "NOT THIS WAY!!!" when I read that.

[Aguakate]

...I don't even know what to say, since there's no knowing if this is for real or just another stunt...

...so, I'll just say that, either way, this is sad.

[Crimson]

Is that for real?

[Raven Reaper]

I can imagine him doing a live suicide video like that Bjork stalker did years ago and goes apeshit before pulling the trigger on his mouth!!! O________O.

[loopydate]

I think this is all part of his "I've been reborn" crap he's been talking about. Like the "old" Matt Hardy dies tomorrow, but V2.0 comes in September!!!

[Aguakate]

I think this is all part of his "I've been reborn" crap he's been talking about. Like the "old" Matt Hardy dies tomorrow, but V2.0 comes in September!!!

IDK...I don't want to be like "This attention whore!", and then have it take a turn for the worse, and feel all bad...

[Lock Jaw]

Yeah. I'm thinking this is about how he is "reborn" and all of his "vices" are gone.

Naturally hope it is not serious.

[Kane Knight]

I think this is all part of his "I've been reborn" crap he's been talking about. Like the "old" Matt Hardy dies tomorrow, but V2.0 comes in September!!!

See, I just thought it was going to be a return to "Lunchtime suicide."

Only this time, I can't use the phrase "We're going to need another Timmy!"

[Aguakate]

It'd suck if he turns this into an angle and claims it was his alter ego, Matt "Softee" who wrote that.

[chrisat928]

Fuck Matt Hardy. Good riddance.

WORK!

[Theo Dious]

See, I just thought it was going to be a return to "Lunchtime suicide."

Only this time, I can't use the phrase "We're going to need another Timmy!"

"We're gonna need another Hardy" is a good rhythmic substitute though.

[Theo Dious]

But then Jeff shows up...

[Theo Dious]

Chances are this is Matt being a dumbass and trying to work everyone, but I still hope someone with access to him makes sure one way or the other.

If there was music on it I'd be sure it was a work.

[GD]

I really hope that he is not doing this to get attention. But at the same time I don't want him to die.

[Xero]

I'm definately conflicted. I hope it's not a real suicide note, but at the same time I don't want it to be a work. If it's a work it's sad and it's sick.

Helms just Tweeted to the effect of "don't believe the hype".

[Taker it Easy]

k

[Aguakate]

I'm definately conflicted. I hope it's not a real suicide note, but at the same time I don't want it to be a work. If it's a work it's sad and it's sick.

Helms just Tweeted to the effect of "don't believe the hype".

Helms is as much of a mess as Matt is.

[GD]

From Ryan Clark's Facebook page:

Just got a report from Ashton Milliken Percussionist - Moore County Police are sending someone to check on Matt Hardy.... so they say and things like this are taken seriously.

[Theo Dious]

Helms just Tweeted to the effect of "don't believe the hype".

I have no faith in anything Sugar Shane has to tweet.

[Theo Dious]

From Ryan Clark's Facebook page:

Just got a report from Ashton Milliken Percussionist - Moore County Police are sending someone to check on Matt Hardy.... so they say and things like this are taken seriously.

Damn straight the police take these things seriously. Matt may conceivably face charges for this. Attempting suicide is punishable by law in most places, as is publicly threatening to commit a crime.

[Krimzon7]

This motherfucker is the STABLE Hardy?!?

[Theo Dious]

Oh wait, I just remembered, Matt Hardy will not die...

[Aguakate]

Now he's in a funk...'cause if this turns out to be a work, he's already in DEEP, since the Police is involved.

[owenbrown]

A bunch of the youtube comments say this is a work

[owenbrown]

or they are seriously trolling

[Theo Dious]

A bunch of the youtube comments say this is a work

So do a lot of YouTube comments referring to the Montreal incident.

[Aguakate]

A bunch of the youtube comments say this is a work

...and we all know how trustworthy those YouTube comments are...

[Theo Dious]

Would it be tasteless to suggest a pool to guess what method Matt chooses?

I'm saying insensitive things about it because I believe it is, in fact, an attention-grabbing work.

I will feel very bad if it isn't.

[Theo Dious]

I say he carves Lita's name into his wrists.

[Aguakate]

Would it be tasteless to suggest a pool to guess what method Matt chooses?

I'm saying insensitive things about it because I believe it is, in fact, an attention-grabbing work.

I will feel very bad if it isn't.

LOL that's why I'm trying to not even joke around...'cause if then it turns out he killed himself or something, I'm gonna feel HORRIBLE...

...for 5 seconds or so.

[Theo Dious]

LOL Matt's Wikipedia page is locked from editing.

[Theo Dious]

LOL that's why I'm trying to not even joke around...'cause if then it turns out he killed himself or something, I'm gonna feel HORRIBLE...

...for 5 seconds or so.

I'm enjoying the period of uncertainty.

Maybe Matt sent the text to Kevin Nash and he's trying to avoid retribution...

[Xero]

From PWInsider:

Jeff Hardy's wife Beth posted the following on her Twitter account, @BETHBRITTBRAND, tonight:


"When the cops show up to our house at 11 pm, for a "suicide call" the f****** joke is over @MATTHARDYBRAND. Stop trying to work the Internet"

So it appears Matt's video from earlier tonight was another attempt to get attention. It is so sad, on so many levels

[Krimzon7]

I'll vote for a twist of fate with a revolver in his mouth

[Aguakate]

From PWInsider:

Jeff Hardy's wife Beth posted the following on her Twitter account, @BETHBRITTBRAND, tonight:


"When the cops show up to our house at 11 pm, for a "suicide call" the f****** joke is over @MATTHARDYBRAND. Stop trying to work the Internet"

So it appears Matt's video from earlier tonight was another attempt to get attention. It is so sad, on so many levels

...He's stupid.

[Theo Dious]

Do we know that though? It doesn't say Matt was confirmed alive, it sounds like they just turned up at Jeff and Beth's house asking questions. You normally don't tweet someone in anger if they're in the same house as you.

[Aguakate]

I'm enjoying the period of uncertainty.

Maybe Matt sent the text to Kevin Nash and he's trying to avoid retribution...

LOL this MUST be it...

...I hope.

[owenbrown]

Matt and Jeff both need to be in rehab seriously

[Captain of Fun]

She probably did it for all the people on the internet.

[Aguakate]

From Jeff Hardlys girlfriends twitter:

“Ugh. So sick of bullshit. Don’t
believe everything you read. No
matter who writes or posts it.”

She then followed up with: “When the
cops show up to our house at 11
pm, for a “suicide call” the fucking
joke is over @MATTHARDYBRAND.
Stop trying to work the Internet”


..."So sick of bullshit".

...she's such a lady...

[Krimzon7]

I'll vote for a twist of fate with a revolver in his mouth

I didn't wanna say hope so I went with what rhymes.

[Aguakate]

She probably did it for all the people on the internet.

...She did it for The Rock.

[RP]

I just called the police so ....

[Supreme Olajuwon]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HQoBJqYA6YU/TNPcAhhsLWI/AAAAAAAABFA/li94Vaoi1xU/s400/Suicide.jpg

[Theo Dious]

I'd say though, to marry Jeff Hardy she probably has to be pretty fuckin' nuts too.

[Shisen Kopf]

Matt Hardy sucks. Go on Matt, do yourself in. Go jump of a cliff. That would be x-treme! This is such a load of bullshit.

[Theo Dious]

POLICE DISPATCHER: We keep getting calls about some guy named Matt Hardy wanting to kill himself.
COP: I'm not falling for this again, I still get laughed at for answering the call when McMahon's limo blew up.

[Skippord]

I enjoyed Suicide in TNA

there I said it

[Captain of Fun]

..."So sick of bullshit".

...she's such a lady...


lol well what would you say?

"Oh pussy feathers!"

[Aguakate]

I'd say though, to marry Jeff Hardy she probably has to be pretty fuckin' nuts too.

...I'm pretty sure she's been an enabler for both, so she's not one to talk.

[Theo Dious]

lol well what would you say?

"Oh pussy feathers!"

"Son of a biscuit Matt Hardy, what is wrong with you?"

[Aguakate]

lol well what would you say?

"Oh pussy feathers!"

"What's wrong with you, old chap?!"

[Theo Dious]

"Dear me, Sir, are you in some form of distress?"

[Theo Dious]

Very sad that Matt Hardy posting a (very damn hopefully) phony suicide note is the most entertaining thing he's done since he feuded with MVP.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

...I'm pretty sure she's been an enabler for both, so she's not one to talk.

do you know this for a fact or are you just being retarded

[Aguakate]

"Dear me, Sir, are you in some form of distress?"

...with a British accent, of course.

[Aguakate]

do you know this for a fact or are you just being retarded

...you don't have to be a genius to infer this...

[Theo Dious]

...with a British accent, of course.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9MxTRspXpQ

This.

[Theo Dious]

...you don't have to be a genius to infer this...

Hey, not everybody can add two and two.

[Blitz]

This is embarrassing and sad. Also, I dare Aguakate to make a post without any ellipses in it.

[Captain of Fun]

...you don't have to be a genius to infer this...

It is a possibility but it's not an accusation I would make without knowing for sure.

[thedamndest]

Tune in next week when Matt Hardy leaks his porno to spankwire.com.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Aguakate is a child molester.

[thedamndest]

This guy has done everything to promote himself except wrestle a decent match. Maybe he should just become a professional youtube personality.

[BigCrippyZ]

If he's really trying to or has succeeded in committing suicide then he's a selfish ass hole and a coward, and if this is just a work (which I think it is currently) then he's a selfish ass hole and an insecure and immature idiot.

[Aguakate]

Hey, not everybody can add two and two.

...What can I tell you?

:nono:

...freakin' people.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Aguakate put his penis in a 7 year old boy's butthole.

[Emperor Smeat]

:nono: if this was just another stunt or "work"

Based on the responses, even Jeff and his girlfriend appear to be pissed off at him for continuing doing dumb stuff although him and Jeff seriously need some rehab or help.

Matt more for some mental help and Jeff for his drug problems.

[Theo Dious]

"Jeff and his girlfriend?" We've only heard from one of them.

[Aguakate]

Aguakate put his penis in a 7 year old boy's butthole.

...Ok, I'll bite...

...what are you trying to do?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Doesn't take a genius to infer that you fuck children.

[Aguakate]

Doesn't take a genius to infer that you fuck children.

:nono:

[Theo Dious]

...Ok, I'll bite...

...what are you trying to do?

Draw attention away from a really dumbass remark?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Fuck Matt Hardy, that was just tasteless on so many levels. He probably could actually snap and kill himself at this point and not a single fuck would be given.</font>

[Aguakate]

<font color=goldenrod>Fuck Matt Hardy, that was just tasteless on so many levels. He probably could actually snap and kill himself at this point and not a single fuck would be given.</font>

...not anymore...

...he's stupidity reached a whole 'nother level now...though it COULD be that he was under the influence of SOMETHING at the time he thought up this "great" idea.

[Juan]

Matt Hardy worked all you guys again. I bet every wrestling message board right now is talking about Matt Hardy. Genius.

[Theo Dious]

Matt Hardy worked all you guys again. I bet every wrestling message board right now is talking about Matt Hardy. Genius.

lol "All you guys" as if you're somehow separate from said group.

[Theo Dious]

...not anymore...

...he's stupidity reached a whole 'nother level now...though it COULD be that he was under the influence of SOMETHING at the time he thought up this "great" idea.

If he's got his head on his shoulder's he'll disappear for a month and show up having stolen Mordecai's gimmick.

[Aguakate]

lol "All you guys" as if you're somehow separate from said group.

...You know, 'cause Juan knew all along it was a work and stuff...

:shifty:

[Theo Dious]

...You know, 'cause Juan knew all along it was a work and stuff...

:shifty:

I think it's fairly obvious that everyone who has posted is heavily on the work side. The notion that any of us has had an "OMG MAT IZ RELLY GONG 2 KILL HISSELF" reaction is pretty amusing.

[Aguakate]

I think it's fairly obvious that everyone who has posted is heavily on the work side. The notion that any of us has had an "OMG MAT IZ RELLY GONG 2 KILL HISSELF" reaction is pretty amusing.

Ryan Clark was going crazy. He went all like "SOMEONE WHO LIVES NEAR MATT OR HAS HIS PHONE NUMBER CALL THE COPS!!"

[Theo Dious]

Clark wants to be known as the guy who saved Matt Hardy.

[Juan]

Well I didn't for one second think this was a "legit" suicide attempt/note

[Theo Dious]

Well I didn't for one second think this was a "legit" suicide attempt/note

Who here did?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

What makes this even worse for me is that Matt Hardy knew Chris Benoit, he knew Mike Awesome and Chris Kanyon, and he knows all the tragedies surrounding wrestlers dying young.

How bad could you possibly need attention

[Juan]

Did you even read this thread?

[Juan]

Anyway, my point is that he did this so people would talk about him and it worked.

[Theo Dious]

Anyway, my point is that he did this so people would talk about him and it worked.

Yeah, if he wanted people to talk about what a pathetic dumbass he is for a few hours on an otherwise quiet evening, then fuck yeah, mission accomplished. Total PR success, by Eric Bischoff standards maybe.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Pretty sure he's alienating the entire wrestling community with this stunt. So I dunno if it's the kind of attention he wants.

[Juan]

Pretty sure he's alienating the entire wrestling community with this stunt. So I dunno if it's the kind of attention he wants.

I agree

[Theo Dious]

Anyway, my point is that he did this so people would talk about him and it worked.

...I dunno if it's the kind of attention he wants.

I agree

BREAKING NEWS: Juan is on the crack.

[Juan]

I said he wanted attention, now if the attention he gets is positive or negative, is another issue

[Theo Dious]

Pretty sure he's alienating the entire wrestling community with this stunt. So I dunno if it's the kind of attention he wants.

I still hold to the belief that Matt wants to be the Charlie Sheen of the wrestling world.

[Theo Dious]

I said he wanted attention, now if the attention he gets is positive or negative is another issue

You said "it worked." It worked in the same way lighting your house on fire so you can have light to read by works.

[Juan]

Again, it might not be what he intended, but he got people talking about him. Which is what he wanted, so now he has to deal with the repercussions.

Are we done splitting hairs?

[Juan]

"I guess you got what you wanted @MATTHARDYBRAND. Everyone is talking about you, again. But it's not in a good way."

[mike adamle]

Fatt Hardy

[DrA]

I'm glad he waited until after my birthday to do this.

[Wishbone]

Jesus fucking Christ......... That's it I honestly don't give one rat's ass about the Hardy's (specifically Matt) anymore. If he commits suicide now I just hope nobody picks it up so we don't have to have another stupid thread like this.

[mike adamle]

Fatt Hardy

[xbdj74x]

what are you waiting for!!!!!

[xbdj74x]

what are you waiting for!!!!

[St. Jimmy]

This motherfucker WILL NOT DIE /thread

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Pity, his corpse might have had some use such as fertilizer unlike when he is living.

[RiX1024]

Attention seeking twat, he should learn to shut up and watch what he says/types.

[Autobahn]

Wonder if we will get the "i was hacked" excuse?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Time for youtube to pull his account.

[Swiss Ultimate]

So...is Jeff Hardy dead or what?

[Xero]

From http://www.fayobserver.com/articles/2011/08/31/1119444?sac=Home :

CARTHAGE - Former professional wrestler Matt Hardy sparked about 30 calls to Moore County 911 dispatchers late Tuesday when he posted ominous messages on social media that led fans to fear he was planning to kill himself.

Hardy, a former member of the famous Hardy Boyz wrestling team, and a prolific voice on social media posted a video on YouTube titled "Goodbye" around 10:30 p.m. Tuesday.

The video contains simple scrolling text and the message:

"My time here is almost complete, I have only a few hours & minutes, I have loved you all."

Within an hour of the video being posted and linked on the social networking site Twitter, Moore County sheriff's deputies received 25 to 30 calls asking for police to check on the 36-year-old at his home in the 300 block of Boys Camp Road in Cameron, said Capt. Henry Marion with the sheriff's office.

But when Marion and another deputy showed up at Hardy's home, he said, there were no problems.

"I shook his hand," Marion said, "and he told me everything is fine."

The apparent hoax drew immediate reaction from commenters on Twitter and YouTube.

A North Carolina Highway Patrol trooper arrested Matt Hardy Aug. 20 on a charge of driving while impaired after he crashed his 2009 Chevrolet Corvette into a tree in Moore County.

Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, the company Matt and Jeff Hardy worked for most recently, fired Matt Hardy last week following his arrest.

[Ermaximus]

http://gifsforum.com/images/image/not%20a%20single%20fuk%20was%20given/grand/and_not_a_single_fuk_was_given_3.jpg

My thoughts towards the Hardy's at this point in time.

[James Diesel]

Still got 15 hours left

[Innovator]

Everyone stop fucking posting about Matt Hardy.

[Battlekat]

I can't say I would have been surprised/concerned if this were true. Has there ever been a worse downward spiral in wrestling?

[Theo Dious]

I can't say I would have been surprised/concerned if this were true. Has there ever been a worse downward spiral in wrestling?

Scott Hall, Lex Luger, Warrior, Jake Roberts, and Chyna come to mind, and that's just limiting to those who are still alive. Hardy's emo-boy antics are nothing compared to those five.

[Battlekat]

Scott Hall, Lex Luger, Warrior, Jake Roberts, and Chyna come to mind, and that's just limiting to those who are still alive. Hardy's emo-boy antics are nothing compared to those five.

Tragic stories no doubt, but were any of them ever so desperate for attention that they had fake suicide notes?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

http://gifsforum.com/images/image/not%20a%20single%20fuk%20was%20given/grand/and_not_a_single_fuk_was_given_3.jpg

My thoughts towards the Hardy's at this point in time.

Would have been my thought's even if he had killed himself.

Well, maybe not. I might have gone around high-fiving people that we got some precious air back.

[Ermaximus]

If people were pokemon, Matt Hardy would clearly be a Magikarp. Utterly useless in life.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Matt Hardy uses suicide threat!

It has no effect...

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'd be a fucking Charizard.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'm pretty sure I shouted "I'm a fucking Charizard, what are you?" to my ex girlfriend during an argument once.

[Ermaximus]

I would've paid to see that Iggy.

[JERRY]

I'd be a fucking Charizard.

POKEMON LIVE IN POKEBALL LIKE MEXICAN IN SMALL APARTMENT

WHY YOU WANT TO BE MEXICAN IN SMALL APARTMENT?

MAKE NO SENSE.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

So, Shisen Kopf sock?

[Triple Naitch]

http://www.netbrawl.com/uploads/58ad7afc140170cec1646568b07539bc.jpg

[Ermaximus]

So, Shisen Kopf sock?

Nah, I'm thinking VSG sock.

[RP]

I'm about to call the police on him. Would be hilarious if he was detained.

[Xero]

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Also, long tweet from Matt's Twitter:

The YouTube Video was not in any way a suicide note.. No words such as death, suicide, kill, heaven or hell were included-I wanted to see people's optimism or pessimism towards my words. It's pretty clear to me what their reaction was, and I needed one last attention grabber to let the World know that Matt Hardy has re-found his true self. After the events of the last couple of weeks, even though I've made some terrible mistakes, I have come to a revelation in my life. I realized that since the "MATTHEW" videos, with the damage inflicted on my body over the last 15 years and, more importantly, how I was coping with the severe pain, "Matt Hardy" had lost his way. I went from being the guy who wanted to change the world, entertain and inspire people to being someone who was more concerned about shock value and making the world unravel my cryptic messages and videos.

NO MORE.

Tonight's video at http://bit.ly/dvfwOb represented the end of the "New" Matt "MATTHEW" Hardy, as I've come full circle back to the "Old" Matt Hardy. They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, and I believe that statement defined my last two weeks. Regardless of if its in a wrestling ring or not, I WILL change the World, make it a better place, and inspire and motivate others to do the same. I am of sane mind, completely clean of any and all crutches, and feel better then I have in years. You'll be surprised at my stories from the last two weeks, as well as my future plans and aspirations.. More videos will follow on http://www.youtube.com/MATTHARDYBRAND to explain my revelation and reveal my future plans. I apologize to anyone who was taken off guard or frightened by my final, cryptic YouTube entry. I want to reassure everyone that I am doing great right now. Stay tuned, as I'll be upgrading and launching several new ventures in the days to come. Be well all, I wish you all the best.

Matt Hardy

[Lock Jaw]

And starting this moment... from now.... From this moment on... This will be the moment.... Starting now.... Of the Genesis.... of HARDY.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Great. Shame the new version of him can't be more silent (or dead). I mean, Lita would probably fuck his corpse if she didn't have to hear his whining.

[Swiss Ultimate]

The greatest thing Matt Hardy could have done for his career at this point was to die. He couldn't even get that right.

[Blakeamus]

What a piece of shit. I'm at the point where I could care less if he would croak. And the sad thing is, there are fat chicks and fags that will still get behind him to make him feel relevant.

[Londoner]

The funny thing is how he's really trying to convince himself he's sane,the type of shit he''s saying totally says the opposite, i would say i'm worried about him but after this I couldn't careless really.

[Blakeamus]

And to think that Jeff Hardy was the screwed up one...

[Kane Knight]

..."So sick of bullshit".

...she's such a lady...

She's with Jeff. I expect her neither to be a lady, nor to be aware of bullshit.

[Kane Knight]

The greatest thing Matt Hardy could have done for his career at this point was to die. He couldn't even get that right.

I disagree. His career couldn't be helped by his death at this point.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I disagree. His career couldn't be helped by his death at this point.

He might have won a round of Better Wrestler in a couple of years. Now what's he got by living?

[Captain of Fun]

I think the world owes Lita an apology.

Who wouldn't cheat on this prick?

[Ermaximus]

If Reby Sky is smart. she'll cheat on Matt Hardy.

[Kane Knight]

He might have won a round of Better Wrestler in a couple of years. Now what's he got by living?

Well, he's making Jeff look good....

[Blakeamus]

If Reby Sky was smart, she would drop him.

[Mr. JL]

Fuck Matt Hardy.

[Swiss Ultimate]

I disagree. His career couldn't be helped by his death at this point.

:lol:

[Blakeamus]

From Matt Hardy's Twitter:

I apologize to anyone who was offended by my last YT entry-wasn't meant to be a work-just a bridge to my new GENESIS-

Wasn't meant to be a work now?

[Krimzon7]

http://www.netbrawl.com/uploads/58ad7afc140170cec1646568b07539bc.jpg

RIGHT!!!

[Vastardikai]

If people were pokemon, Matt Hardy would clearly be a Magikarp. Utterly useless in life.

That's not true...

Magikarp eventually evolves into Gyrados, which is EPICALLY useful.

[mike adamle]

Fatt Hardy

[St. Jimmy]

I hope he goes driving with Ryan Dunn.

[AJHayes]

I think the world owes Lita an apology.

Who wouldn't cheat on this prick?

Oddly enough, I tweeted an apology to Lita today.

True story.

[loopydate]

I hope he goes driving with Ryan Dunn.

Or Nick Hogan.

[VSG]

Nah, I'm thinking VSG sock.

You wish!

[Nark Order]

I went from being the guy who wanted to change the world, entertain and inspire people to being someone who was more concerned about shock value and making the world unravel my cryptic messages and videos.

But the NEW Matt Hardy wouldn't be caught dead posting videos for shock value. Especially not videos faking a suicide attempt. NEVER!

[Skippord]

he's the old Matt Hardy now, duh

[RP]

If I was Matt Hardy, I would become a porn star. All my movies would start with hot bitches in the ring fighting and then my music and pyro would go off and I would run in and fuck the shit out of them. I would do wrestling holds and submissions, but at the same time, I would be fucking a hole. And I would pin them with my penis.

[KIRA]

:nono: god somebody put an APB out to social outlets telling them to block his ip

giving matt exess to media is like handing a five yr old a hand grenade


How scary is it that Jeff looks like the responsible one right now

[Droford]

I figured he tried to kill himself last week when he "Fell" at his house and ended up in the hospital.

[KIRA]

I love how his apology says nothing in his youtube post indicated death heaven or hell based on the number calls the suicide hotline had to take everybody but matt saw that and thought suicide

Yes Matt you were not talking like a potential suicide more like a Heavens Gate member who dont consider it suicide either

[Theo Dious]

I can't say I would have been surprised/concerned if this were true. Has there ever been a worse downward spiral in wrestling?

Scott Hall, Lex Luger, Warrior, Jake Roberts, and Chyna come to mind, and that's just limiting to those who are still alive. Hardy's emo-boy antics are nothing compared to those five.

Tragic stories no doubt, but were any of them ever so desperate for attention that they had fake suicide notes?

Chyna was so desperate for attention that she made a porno with X-Pac. I'd say that trumps an emo dork's fake suicide note, and Warrior is so desperate for attention that he changed his name to WARRIOR and has been making an ass of himself on the Internet since before Hardy even went crazy. The other three were just desperate for substance abuse, but their spirals were definitely far worse. Everything Matt has done that's proved him to be a jackass nutjob could be no more than an ill-conceived attention grab.
Of course this could also be another incarnation of the "Vince sent _____ to _____ company to destroy it on purpose" theory.

[KIRA]

Also he seems to be in competition with TNA for most rebirths in the course of a week

[Theo Dious]

Maybe Russo is behind this.

[KIRA]

Maybe Russo is behind this.


Hell no especially since I can follow the plot and knowing russos trade mark love of tall rigid objects he wouldve had hardy try to hang himself from a volley ball pole or something

[Kane Knight]

Here lies Matt Hardy

I could slap a tornado
I could dry up a sea.
But when I swallow a bullet
There ain't no reviving me.

[Poit]

If people were pokemon, Matt Hardy would clearly be a Magikarp. Utterly useless in life.

http://pallettribune.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/shirt_ninjabot_magikarp.jpg

[Theo Dious]

Hell no especially since I can follow the plot and knowing russos trade mark love of tall rigid objects he wouldve had hardy try to hang himself from a volley ball pole or something

Yeah that's right, this whole thing was way too easy to follow. What was I thinking.

[Volare]

With some kind of random ass swerve thrown in as well.

[Autobahn]

The youtube comments on his latest video are gold:

MauritianAsif
THE AMOUNT OF DISLIKES YOU HAVE MEANS WE WISH YOU DID DIE BUTT HEAD.
1 hour ago

jimboslice711
he's a fucking butterfly hahahahaha fucking asshole
6 hours ago

SenorPwnageX
I hope Matt Hardy joins the WWE again so he can form a tag-team with McGillicutty called The Megadrive.
8 hours ago

scriptwiz05
Matt Hardy version 1,934,543,355. Last one was addicted to cheeseburgers and liquor.
8 hours ago





:lol:

[Ermaximus]

I'm pretty sure Matt Hardy is going to be the Iron Shiek of our time, only less funny and a lot less respected.

[Ermaximus]

I kinda hope Phil Collins sues Matt Hardy too.

[James Diesel]

So is he dead yet or what the fuck?

[Ermaximus]

No, but his wrestling career sure as fuck is.

[mike adamle]

Fatt Hardy

[KIRA]

You know your career is dead when TNA considers you a liability

[Innovator]

Only posting this because he isn't slurring, and hopefully he's 50% honest.

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[MoFo]

lol what a mong.

[Blakeamus]

Of course he will always have a different excuse on each video post...100% bullshit if you ask me. Looks like how everything back fired and no one wants to touch him anymore. I bet his fat chick followers are crying their little hearts right now...

[Juan]

Not watching that video, but Matt looks like a complete mess.

[Blakeamus]

Not watching that video, but Matt looks like a complete mess.

Not worth it...same old shit.

[KIRA]

Ah the weekly Fireside chat with Matt Hardy..its scorching hot outside and hes sitting in front of a roaring fire yea same matt
Who the hell gets in 4 accidents in a week, well to be fair Kevin Nash and
Wyl E Coyote

but other than that its ridiculous

I gotta think having Matt Hardy as my council would actually be the thing that drives me to suicide.

[Autobahn]

BlameItOnTheWhiteMan
Matt Hardy Do You Masturbate On Them Lonely Nights?
6 hours ago

seriousasdogdirt
Where's Shannon Moore, are you hiding him in your drawer?
10 hours ago

ChurchofSam
This clown needs to watch some WARRIOR videos and stop being a pussy.
12 hours ago

galleria07
My dick itches.... And I'm a girl. o.o « more relevant than Matt Hardy.
12 hours ago

[JERRY]

MATT MAKE FANS NERVES

NOT DESERVE FANS LOVE

AM STILL LIKE MATT BECAUSE HARDY BOYS CLASSIC WWE TAG TEAM MATCH.

[Xero]

About a minute 30 into that video. I don't believe a word he's saying. Wouldn't be surprised if he's doing this for sympathy if he's convicted for any of these accidents. He can't talk about them because, obviously, charges are pending.

[St. Jimmy]

Gayrape AIDS. /thread

[Kane Knight]

Blame it on the concussion. Then do something as stupid in two weeks.

[Londoner]

Only posting this because he isn't slurring, and hopefully he's 50% honest.

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Could only make it through 1 minute and 7 seconds of that vid, ugh.

[mike adamle]

Fatt Hardy

[St. Jimmy]

I CAN SLAM A GORDITA, I EAT MORE FRIES THAN THE SEA YEAHHHHHH

[Kane Knight]

Does the sea really eat a lot of fries?

[bigslimjj]

Maybe Russo is behind this.
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[ThePhantom]

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[St. Jimmy]

Does the sea really eat a lot of fries?

How else did the sea get so salty?

[Juan]

Yeah, you're right. I;m sick of having to watch the Hardy's wrestle against my will

[Kane Knight]

How else did the sea get so salty?

http://images.wikia.com/characters/images/a/a5/Ask_That_Guy.jpg

That's a very good question.

Mermaid cum. Mountains and mountains of mermaid cum.

[Kane Knight]

Yeah, you're right. I;m sick of having to watch the Hardy's wrestle against my will

Yeah, what assholes, forcing us to watch them.

[St. Jimmy]

Yeah, you're right. I;m sick of having to watch the Hardy's wrestle against my will

See, I actually think this sometimes. Troll or no troll.

[Fox]

TNA star Jeff Hardy was back in a Moore County, North Carolina courtroom on Thursday and pleaded guilty to three felony drug charges stemming from his September 2009 arrest. He will serve 10 days in jail, have to pay fine of $100,000 and will be on probation for 30 months. In the event that Hardy violates his probation, he can be sent back to jail.

Hardy pleaded guilty to three drug felonies: two counts of Intent to Distribute a Controlled Substance and one count of Conspiracy to Traffic in a Compound Containing Opium.

Here are a few new details from today's court proceedings:

* In exchange for pleading guilty, the other counts against Jeff Hardy were dropped.

* Hardy has agreed to remain in a drug abuse treatment program.

* Jeff was granted a request to travel outside of North Carolina so he can work for TNA.

Oh, Jeff. You so CRAZY.

[Vastardikai]

Anyone else and they'd never see the light of day again.

Our drug laws are fucked, as is our two-tier legal system...

[GD]

We noted earlier here on the website that TNA star Jeff Hardy was in court this morning in Moore County, North Carolina. He plead guilty to three felony drug charges. They include:
* Two counts of intent to distribute a controlled substance.
* one count of conspiracy to traffic in a compound containing opium.
These charges are from his September 11, 2009 arrest when police acted on a tip and raided his house. In exchange for pleading guilty, the other counts against Jeff were dropped.
Just to recap:
* Hardy will serve 10 days in jail and will pay a $100,000 fine.
* Hardy will then serve 30 months of probation. If Hardy violates probation, he’ll likely be sent to jail.
* We’re not sure when he’ll start his 10 day sentence yet.
* Hardy has agreed to remain in a drug abuse treatment program.
* Jeff requested that he be allowed to travel outside North Carolina so he can continue working for TNA. That request was granted.
* Jeff Hardy returns to TNA iMPACT! tonight.

He is in denial. He is like "everybody does it, it's no biggie". He should understand that it's not worth it. He had such a good last WWE run.

I still hope that he gets his act together and returns to the WWE to make up for all the stupid things that he has done.

[Fox]

The fact that he's got 10 days of jail in his near future and that TNA is STILL going ahead and putting him back on their show shows the fucked up state of that company's system of morals and integrity. They are promoting and employing a man who has been convicted of drug use/distribution. And this isn't really like what happened with RVD and his marijuana bust after he won the WWE Title. Hardy was obviously into some heroin or oxycontin (opiates), which is some serious shit. And atleast WWE was smart enough to demote RVD to the third tier show and pretty much never let him near the main event again (which was a fucking shame, since I love RVD, but in the end he's the one who fucked up). TNA is basically saying that it's okay to like this drug addict monster.

It really makes the CM Punk/Hardy feud from a couple years ago that much more awesome, actually.

[Captain of Fun]

I think you mean "jailbird".

[Captain of Fun]

At least I hope that's what you mean.

[St. Jimmy]

10 FUCKING DAYS?! I hate this country sometimes.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Can we just get one thread to discuss the tribulations of the Hardy's please? There's a new one every few days.

[Kane Knight]

I think you mean "jailbird".

You didn't know Jeff is only 15?

And drives Fox wiiiiiild?

Looks like another title run for Jeff.

[parkmania]

It took the North Carolina judicial system 2 MOTHERFUCKING YEARS to decide that Jeff only has to serve 10 FUCKING DAYS?!?!?


Incredible.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Were any of you actually expecting him to get any substantial amount of time?

[Kane Knight]

Were any of you actually expecting him to get any substantial amount of time?

No, but it's still pretty fucking fantastic.

[CSL]

heyyy, it's another thread for people to cry about Jeff Hardy for 5 pages in

[Xero]

This isn't embarrassing for the industry at all.

[CSL]

an industry that's an embarrassment to just about everybody that isn't in it or a fan of it, that's had a big publicized drug culture for as long as it's been around and a "story" that nobody outside of Ryan Clark, his likeness and their followers will care about? sounds like pretty standard wrestling fare to me, nobody outside of wrestling gives a fuck about Jeff Hardy or professional wrestling.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

The industry is embarrassing anyway, with or without the Hardy's.

[CSL]

shhhhh, you're going to hurt some poor poster's feelings

[Xero]

an industry that's an embarrassment to just about everybody that isn't in it or a fan of it, that's had a big publicized drug culture for as long as it's been around and a "story" that nobody outside of Ryan Clark, his likeness and their followers will care about? sounds like pretty standard wrestling fare to me, nobody outside of wrestling gives a fuck about Jeff Hardy or professional wrestling.

Dunno. I'd think the advertisers would have a thought in their head and think twice about advertising with a company that proudly employes a convicted drug addict. I don't disagree, it's just that it's a business, and there's more than "just" the fans and people in it. Advertisers, television networks, investors, etc. Not that Spike seems to really care...

Is Hardy technically a convicted felon?

[Morris Shelly]

i noticed the 30 months of probation. Considering how much Jeff and Matt, and hell, even the Hurricane like to talk shit about everyone while pissing their own lives away, im betting Jeff violates probation, hopefully sooner rather than later.

[St. Jimmy]

Jeff Hardy and Lindsay Lohan: Rainbow Haired Power Couple

[Shaved Monkey]

I may be alone on this but in an ideal situation I still don't think that he should have gotten in trouble in the first place.

[Xero]

I may be alone on this but in an ideal situation I still don't think that he should have gotten in trouble in the first place.

Legally speaking, I agree completely.

Professionally, it's a different story. My personal belief is that you can do whatever the fuck you want as long as it doesn't affect others. Obviously, he puts people in harm's way with his bullshit. If he would stay the fuck in Cameron and paint and put lamp shades on his head and whatever the fuck else he does, it'd be fine.

[CSL]

Dunno. I'd think the advertisers would have a thought in their head and think twice about advertising with a company that proudly employes a convicted drug addict. I don't disagree, it's just that it's a business, and there's more than "just" the fans and people in it. Advertisers, television networks, investors, etc. Not that Spike seems to really care...

I highly doubt it, he's not Tiger Woods, nobody cares. As long as there is more money to be made than there is bad press received, I don't see there being a problem. And since there is going to be very minimal to no press whatsoever on Jeff Hardy and pro wrestling fans that spend amounts of money worth pandering to tend to be impressionable living breathing ATM machines (and lots of them are big Jeff Hardy fans), I don't see it. "Jeff Hardy = $$$" basically.

[CSL]

Jeff Hardy and Lindsay Lohan: Rainbow Haired Power Couple

vintage St. Jimmy

I may be alone on this but in an ideal situation I still don't think that he should have gotten in trouble in the first place.

Not so much "not get in trouble", he broke the law and was caught, no matter how much you disagree with certain aspects of the law, it's still there and can't really be complained about should somebody get caught out. And he fucked up when it came to the Sting match. That's about it though, pretty much everything else surrounding it is a mixture of your usual internet self-righteousness, double standards, "ignorance" and so forth.

[Shaved Monkey]

Legally speaking, I agree completely.

Professionally, it's a different story. My personal belief is that you can do whatever the fuck you want as long as it doesn't affect others. Obviously, he puts people in harm's way with his bullshit. If he would stay the fuck in Cameron and paint and put lamp shades on his head and whatever the fuck else he does, it'd be fine.

Yeah. He definitely should have been fired after that Sting debacle, that was definitely crossing the line.

[Shaved Monkey]

Not so much "not get in trouble", he broke the law and was caught, no matter how much you disagree with certain aspects of the law, it's still there and can't really be complained about should somebody get caught out.

Oh, I'm not complaining at all. I know he broke the law and that he had to be punished for it. That's why I said in an ideal situation he wouldn't get in trouble in the first place.

[Jordan]

This shit happens in every industry from Religion to Education to Politics, Rasslin ain't the only business with white trash drug induced workers.

[Xerzes]

God fucking damnit go to jail and stay there you stupid druggie. Unreliable asshole.

[Juan]

Eric Bischoff stated on this week's episode of Monday Night Mayhem that some TNA Wrestling officials wanted to cut ties with Matt Hardy prior to his arrest on August 20, 2011 for driving while intoxicated. Hardy, who was on suspension with the organization at the time, had his contract immediately terminated following the arrest.

"I think it was a great decision by TNA to release Matt Hardy. I honestly thought Matt was a questionable talent to begin with, not that he didn't have any value. In my opinion, there was a liability there, and it manifested itself," Bischoff said.

"We've see how Matt's issues and the baggage he brought to TNA evolved in the last few months, and there a few people that wanted to pull the plug on Matt Hardy sooner than they did. I think once TNA made the decision to pull the plug, I was quite honestly happy about it and thought it was long overdue."

[Kane Knight]

i noticed the 30 months of probation. Considering how much Jeff and Matt, and hell, even the Hurricane like to talk shit about everyone while pissing their own lives away, im betting Jeff violates probation, hopefully sooner rather than later.

And then he's introduced to EXTREEEEEEEME prison secks.

This shit happens in every industry from Religion to Education to Politics, Rasslin ain't the only business with white trash drug induced workers.

They are fairly unique in their scenario. I doubt you'll find many analogues to Jeff Hardy, Kurt Angle or Eddie Guerrero in education.

[Blakeamus]

And Jeff Hardy/Kurt Angle isn't liable?

[Blakeamus]

That sums it up perfectly of how TNA freaking thinks! We will just bring in Jeff Hardy with baggage HE had. And how many times in the past several years Angle had been arrested with DUI and not to mention the shit when he had jungle fever. I know the two have more market value than Matt, but come on...

[Vastardikai]

Yeah. He definitely should have been fired after that Sting debacle, that was definitely crossing the line.

"Crossing the Line" is one of <strike>TNA</strike>Impact Wrestling is all about, though.

Seriously though, I stand by the fact that he'd have never done that in WWE. When they couldn't find him or whatever, they'd have changed the Main Event, PPV or not.

[Kane Knight]

And Jeff Hardy/Kurt Angle isn't liable?

Was that in response to me? Because that has nothing to do with the argument Fragile X was making nor my response.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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[Blakeamus]

Was that in response to me? Because that has nothing to do with the argument Fragile X was making nor my response.

It actually wasn't.

[Blakeamus]

It was a response to what Juan had posted with Bishoff's interview from Monday Night Mayhem.

[Kane Knight]

It was a response to what Juan had posted with Bishoff's interview from Monday Night Mayhem.

This is why the quote feature's useful. and you had like 3 hours plus to see there was another response, so it's not like you were cut off....

[Blakeamus]

Well sorry for the confusion. Didn't think any of it. No biggie.

[Mooияakeя™]

MATT MAKE FANS NERVES

NOT DESERVE FANS LOVE

AM STILL LIKE MATT BECAUSE HARDY BOYS CLASSIC WWE TAG TEAM MATCH.

CLASSIC JERRY RIGHT THERE

/CAPS

[JERRY]

FROM http://www.tpww.net/2011/09/matt-hardys-random-tweet-no-surrender-note-jarrett/

"– For what it’s worth, Matt Hardy wrote the following on Twitter last night: “For the first time in my life, I was framed.. 0, 0, and O.. I’m truly appalled. This will not go down without a fight! Looks like I’ve got a bull’s eye on my head.”"

DO U THINK STORYLINE OR IN REALS? JEFF ALWAYS MESS UP BUT MATT CLEAN HEAD. NOW MATT MESS UP OF ALL TIME? MAYBE MORE THAN MEET EYES?

MAYBE HARDY FIRED FROM TNA WORK STORYLINE?

I HOPE SO EVEN IF FAT AND BAD WRESTLE I LIKE MATT HARDY PERSON

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Matt is always more than meet eyes

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Because he is too fat to fully meet eyes.

[VSG]

HE CAN MEAT MY EYES.

[Captain of Fun]

lol he got another dwi

IT'S A CONSPIRACY

[Captain of Fun]

The cops in North Carolina must be huge Dudleyz fans.

If he was at fault, Matt Hardy would hold himself accountable for his actions, so clearly this some sort of elaborate plot against him.

[Xero]

If Matt were at fault he'd have made a video about being changed.

...So it's only a matter of time.

[JERRY]

:( Matt Hardy disaster total!

[Blakeamus]

Hey Jerry, I believe your caps lock is off.;)

[Xero]

From PWInsider:

Matt Hardy was arrested on Monday afternoon 9/12 and charged with Driving Under the Influence. Hardy was pulled over in the early afternoon by Raleigh-Durhan International Airport Authority Officer Smith-Wynter after concern was made about the way he was operating his vehicle.

Hardy passed a breathalyzer test on the scene and had no alcohol in system based on the results, blowing a 0.00. At that point, North Carolina State Trooper Hans Ellefson, a Drug Recognition Expert, was brought in to examine Hardy.

In speaking to PWInsider.com this afternoon, Trooper Ellefson stated that he "conducted a series of tests on [Hardy] and determined he was impaired and unable to safely operate a vehicle."

Hardy, who had already been placed under arrest for DUI at that point, was given a blood test for further testing. The results of that exam were not available as of this writing.

Trooper Ellefson commented that he had ruled that Hardy was under the control of "Central Nervous System depressants" but until the results of the blood test were returned, could not make an official determination of what those depressants might be.

Hardy has a court date in Wake County, NC on 11/30 in regard to the DUI charge.

Hardy is also slated for a 9/28 court date for the Driving While Impaired charge that led to his TNA dismissal in Moore County, NC and a 10/11 court date in Wake County, NC on charges of reckless driving.

[GD]

http://www.prowrestlingscoops.com/newpws/wp-content/gallery/hardymugger123/1.jpg

[Xero]

Matt Hardy Version 134.3. Now with beard.

[Theo Dious]

I am seriously concerned about Matt at this point. This shit is far beyond the level of regular jackassery. Something is very wrong with this man and someone needs to figure out what before he ends up sharing a locker room with Owen and Savage.

[Xero]

I think it's pretty clear by the responses (publicly) he's gotten from those who actually know him (Reby, Helms, Jeff's wife, etc) that they've tried everything they can and Matt just doesn't want help. Unless he wants help and reaches out, he's just going to continue on this downward spiral until he either gets arrested and locked up for a while or, well...