Official RAW Thread 27-02-12 - The Johnny Ace Show. And that Rock bloke.

[CSL]

http://www.wwe.com/f/ep/image/2011/09/20120225_raw_jl_punk_dbryan_c.jpg

going to watch RAW is WAR live tonight me thinks

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[Lock Jaw]

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[ClockShot]

So John Cena blows off Daytona and is in route as we speak. Kinda wished he stayed.

[Wake Up Call]

Can I get s tream hook-up from someone? Thanks Dudes.

[Corndad]

Curious how Rock reacts to Cena's promo from last week. I hope Rock goes the semi-shoot style like Cena did last week. Will make a great segment tonight.

Rumors of Bryan-Punk III. In the words of Daniel Bryan... YES! YES! YES!

Tonight will also probably start the forming of Teddy Long's team for Mania. The guys on the heel team are pretty apparent but curious who will be the ones to step up for Long.

[Tazz Dan]

So, an hour till show starts?

[James Steele]

All I know is this...

http://www.madaboutwrestling.net/wp-content/gallery/undertaker/58-undertaker-tripleh.jpg
I'M GOING TO MARK THE FUCK OUT!!!

[Rock Bottom]

I liked the HHH/Taker segment. They somehow made me wanna see them fight again.

[James Steele]

I want to see Undertaker sacrifice either Shawn Michaels or X-Pac.

[Dark One]

Fixed.

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk209/HisReptilianMajesty/TakerHHHOtunga.jpg

[Dukelorange]

Fixed.

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk209/HisReptilianMajesty/TakerHHHOtunga.jpg

Give this man a doughnut....

[Innovator]

YES! YES! YES!

[Innovator]

Until RAW: HERE IS THE WARRIOR SHOWWWWWW

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[VSG]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/wrestlemania/28/hbk-better-than-tripleh

Potential Raw/WM material.

[The Gold Standard]

I love this time of the year. Raws are always great.

[Cool King]

http://www.wwe.com/f/ep/image/2011/09/20120225_raw_jl_punk_dbryan_c.jpg

http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/2004/dunnoy.jpg

[tjmidnight420]

Any Streams?

[Destor]

http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/2004/dunnoy.jpg
fantastic

[Corndad]

Fuckin Pumped for this tonight.

[Dukelorange]

http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/2004/dunnoy.jpg

Give this man a Snapple

[#1-norm-fan]

http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/2004/dunnoy.jpg

It's like if Tim & Eric directed an episode of Raw.

[Droford]

no one in chat..hmm

[Innovator]

Should be a good episode, gotta love Mania season.

[GD]

Aw hellz no dawg!

[Droford]

lets do this again!

[Corndad]

OH Shit! They are starting with this!!

[Innovator]

CLOBBERING TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

[Innovator]

Cole needs to fix his collar.

[Cool King]

No more static interference for Punk?

[el bobbo]

WOW. Starting with a match!

[ClockShot]

Punk vs. Bryan again? Not that I don't have a problem with it..............

[Dukelorange]

Bookers are playing no games tonight...

[Dukelorange]

Make it an Iron Man match....

[DirtyD]

Jericho!!!!!!!!!

[Innovator]

I still love the jacket.

[Corndad]

Such a shiny jacket

[Eklipse]

http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/2004/dunnoy.jpg

That has to be the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[ClockShot]

Where's the electrical outlet for that thing?

[Innovator]

Jericho getting real.

[Corndad]

God this feud is gonna be amazing

[Rollermacka]

POWERS THAT BE!!!!!!!!

[blak23]

I was diggin the promo

[Droford]

I have to wonder if they planned on this back when they stuck "Best in the World" on the back of that shirt back in July

[Frank Drebin]

Felt like I might have been a bit burnt out after three straight live shows last week. This first segment is getting the blood flowing again.

[Corndad]

Did you invent Canada LOL

[DirtyD]

Everyone starts laughing haha

[Rollermacka]

Dont interrupt me Boy... who's also in his mid 30s

[Destor]

jericho is out talking punk

[#1-norm-fan]

Chris Jericho invented Bret Hart being Canadian

[Corndad]

That guy in the red shirt between Punk and Jericho is so awkward lol

[blak23]

this is a classic exchange

[Destor]

punk isnt "the man" cena is

[Eklipse]

can anyone gimme a chat link pls?

[Destor]

JUST SAYIN

[Innovator]

I can listen to these guys talk for another hour and 47 minutes.

[ClockShot]

Knew the Dancing with the Stars reference was coming.

[blak23]

this seems to be a familiar build

[ClockShot]

And Windfall reference, too.

[Eklipse]

I can listen to these guys talk for another hour and 47 minutes.

That time slot goes to the Rock

[Rollermacka]

.... Isn't this the same promo Cena does about Rock? (except it's Punk saying it so it's awesome:shifty:)

[#1-norm-fan]

this seems to be a familiar build

lol. I think we're thinking the same thing...

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

And Windfall reference, too.

Downfall.

[el bobbo]

I'm getting fucking chills.

[Frank Drebin]

squashed the "Chris Brown in someones corner" bullshit rumor. Nice.

[Cool King]

Whoa, leave the jacket out of this, Punk.

[Corndad]

Screw your light bright jacket! LOL this is great.

[blak23]

This is a great exchange

[Londoner]

YES

[Droford]

db has an entourage

[Corndad]

YES!!! YES!!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

YES YES YES

[DirtyD]

That promo was amazing and the match will be the best match at WM!

[Londoner]

Bryan to win, outside interference.

[Frank Drebin]

Great start to the show. Punk/Y2J promo into Punk/DB III

[Innovator]

WWE Creative ‏ <s>@</s>WWE_Creative (https://twitter.com/#%21/WWE_Creative)

Close (https://twitter.com/#%21/WWE_Creative/status/174317228718694400)

Wait, a storyline about two men wrestling simply to prove who the best in the world is? Where's the kidnapping and incest? <s>#</s>RAWTonight (https://twitter.com/#%21/search/%23RAWTonight)

[Eklipse]

The only thing I like about Daniel Bryan is A.J....

[Corndad]

Gingers eat Vegans for breakfast lol

[Emperor Smeat]

Great promo between Jericho and Punk

:lol: at Jericho inventing Canada line.

wow Punk vs Bryan III is occurring this early on the show.

[Dukelorange]

They need to sell Otunga coffee mugs....

[Immortal Moose]

Great start

[Corndad]

Where the hell did Teddy Long and Santino come from?

[ClockShot]

LOL at the random shot of the announce table with Ace texting.

Nash is on his way.

[DirtyD]

Santino with the cobra should be commentating.

[dronepool]

Great RAW intro. Damn.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Swimming with Sharks? Punk is a Stone Cold wannabe.

[Dukelorange]

21 Jump Street? Somewhere Holly Robinson and Johnny Depp is vomiting...

[Jura]

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[Londoner]

Oh no he's on commentary....

[ClockShot]

Valentine's Day was a couple weeks ago, Teddy.

[Dukelorange]

Playa vs. Mr. Excitement

[Frank Drebin]

What are they going to do with AJ? She hasnt really turned heel along with DB. I mean, as long as shes on TV I'm happy, but just wondering.

[Jura]

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[Corndad]

Another commercial??

[Crimson]

Best beginning for RAW like..ever.

AJ has a hott little bodd

[Frank Drebin]

Geezus....its been only 3 or 4 mins since the last commercial break.

[Rock Bottom]

Wow, this is a match I wanna watch.

Double commercial, double champion. Makes sense.

[Dukelorange]

What are they going to do with AJ? She hasnt really turned heel along with DB. I mean, as long as shes on TV I'm happy, but just wondering.

She needs to be wrestling Beth at Wrestlemania... THAT would be a classic match....

[Rock Bottom]

I BLAME THE ROCK FOR COMING BACK TOT HE FUCKIJNG WRESLTGING AND TSEALING SPOOT LKUIGVHGT5

[Immortal Moose]

WWE Creative ‏ @WWE_Creative Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
This is a great wrestling match. It's even better if you're deaf. #RAWTonight

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

kharma vs. beth would be great.

[Innovator]

Hey guys, I don't know if you know this ,but AJ is hot.

[Rock Bottom]

hey d0ds mikel coal here n jeryda king lauler @ ring side

just here 2 tell u.

durin da break u miss a super plecks n fals finish.

but now we bak so u can see abominable strech lol enjoy da show.

[Frank Drebin]

kharma vs. beth would be great.

This needs to happen. Everytime a divas segment has been on since the rumble I keep thinking Kharma comes out.

[Dukelorange]

Hey guys, I don't know if you know this ,but AJ is hot.

Really?

[CSL]

u-g-l-y you ain't got no alibi
yo elbows ugly hey hey

[Savio]

Set up a tag match Teddy!

[CSL]

Hey guys, I don't know if you know this ,but AJ is hot.

dunno about that but I can def say that AJ bird is one good looking woman

[Londoner]

love this lol

[Rock Bottom]

hey gaiz mikael n jery agaen . just wana let u know durin the comercial shamus n daniel bryen had a fite. like they will at reslemania lol but right now lets talk about this crazy biniss between santoni david ontuga teddy long n john lorgamits

[ClockShot]

It's to the point Vince or HHH needs to come out and sort this shit out.

[Frank Drebin]

Hey guys, I don't know if you know this ,but AJ is hot.

What would make you think that?
http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1618059271099&id=228411e3041d0cb0a45c99d9d2feddc5

Oh, right!

[Rock Bottom]

Jericho's in great shape man

[Corndad]

Can I slam you lol

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

LIONTAMER!!!!!

[Eklipse]

Nice to see the REAL Lion Tamer!!

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Liontamer in back-to-back weeks now

I guess if Punk got DQed because of Sheamus then the Bryan vs Punk feud is at 1-1-1 so far.

[CSL]

could have looked after him a bit more with that slam Christopher

[Innovator]

could have looked after him a bit more with that slam Christopher
Looked like a brutal drop there.

[Destor]

could have looked after him a bit more with that slam Christopheri disagree

[Malfeitor]

I marked hard for the Lion Tamer.

[CSL]

i disagree

that's because you're a filthy masochist

[Destor]

that's because you're a filthy masochist:lol: no but seriously the head was cupped until he had the momentum. once you got the omentum worst case they land on thier ass.

[Frank Drebin]

Whoever says they dont want Taker to face HHH again at Mainia, especially with the HIAC stip, is a fool.

[Innovator]

LOL poor Miz

[ClockShot]

Did Cena even land yet?

[Corndad]

Miz, jobber to the stars.

[#1-norm-fan]

:D Liontamer in back-to-back weeks now

I guess if Punk got DQed because of Sheamus then the Bryan vs Punk feud is at 1-1-1 so far.

Pretty sure Bryan won the first one too.

[Cool King]

I thought The Miz was going to lose tonight, as he's facing Cena.

But then I thought, The Rock is in the building tonight. So maybe we'll be surprised.

[Rock Bottom]

That's why Miz was shit talking The Rock anonymously. Because Rockleberries landed on his head.

[CSL]

:lol: no but seriously the head was cupped until he had the momentum. once you got the omentum worst case they land on thier ass.

I was more concerned about his lower back/coccyx with the grates, tho the shot/frame itself probably made it look more "impactful" with his feet out of the shot

[Cool King]

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[Frank Drebin]

PLEASE LET KONG OUT!!

[CSL]

godddd you Yanks love your adverts

[Innovator]

the diva minute starts now

[CSL]

hmmm BellaBellaBellaBella

[Crimson]

Kelly is too skinny, she looks anorexic

[Innovator]

I love how Kelly avoids running the ropes

[Corndad]

Little bit of a drop off from Bryan/Punk to Bella/Kelly

[CSL]

lol this is shittttt, bless 'em

[Innovator]

Like that sign, I support the rehiring of JBL.

[Destor]

I was more concerned about his lower back/coccyx with the grates, tho the shot/frame itself probably made it look more "impactful" with his feet out of the shotdont really know what you can do to protect the lumbar in that situation with out making it look like you're trying not to hurt the guy

[McLegend]

Does that mean Kelly Kelly is going to get pushed again?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Eve chooses Miz to be her man. Book it.

[Cool King]

Nice view of Nikki's ass with her pin. Or was that Brie's ass? :shifty:

[Innovator]

Senator Linda ‏ <s>@</s>SenatorLinda (https://twitter.com/#%21/SenatorLinda)

Close (https://twitter.com/#%21/SenatorLinda/status/174326058336780290)

Some days I like my Connecticut Man Meat, other days I'm just a big ol' lesbian.

[Frank Drebin]

Kelly is too skinny, she looks anorexic

I know shes hot and all, but she just looks like a high, orange skinned wallaby.

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1624424914924&id=6beb181aa5026a55a6f8b5fea789779a
Yes, this wallaby is totally high.

[VSG]

dunno about that but I can def say that AJ bird is one good looking woman

I see you pulled a Faggot Supreme here.

[Cool King]

Kelly is too skinny, she looks anorexic

People say that, yet they wank over AJ.

[Cool King]

Senator Linda ‏ <s>@</s>SenatorLinda (https://twitter.com/#%21/SenatorLinda)

Close (https://twitter.com/#%21/SenatorLinda/status/174326058336780290)

Some days I like my Connecticut Man Meat, other days I'm just a big ol' lesbian.

lol

[ClockShot]

Hey, he made it.

[CSL]

Cena's gonna Vince his knees on the apron one of these days

[Destor]

did miz say boners?

[CSL]

Hulkamania font boyyy

[el bobbo]

LINE?

[Crimson]

Miz getting Pac heat?

[Crimson]

People say that, yet they wank over AJ.

AJ >>> Kelly

[Eklipse]

Miz's wrestling has gotten worse over the past year...

[CSL]

Miz getting Pac heat?

c'mon son

[Destor]

cena runnin dem memphis spots

[Innovator]

Cranky Vince ‏ <s>@</s>CrankyVince (https://twitter.com/#%21/CrankyVince)

Close (https://twitter.com/#%21/CrankyVince/status/174327846469242881)

SEXTING WITH THIS PORTLAND HIPPIE BROAD. HAVENT SEEN A BUSH THIS UNTAMED SINCE I TAUGHT ONE OF STEPH'S COLLEGE ROOMMATES THE LEG SCISSORS.

[Crimson]

my Bad

[Innovator]

ok Brodus.

[Innovator]

Wow, Cena popped on that DDT.

[#1-norm-fan]

I wish Cena would not wrestle between now and WrestleMania. Not only does it give the crowd less opportunity to boo him but lately every time I see him wrestle, I just cringe as an injury would fuck up WrestleMania royally.

[Rock Bottom]

what kind of troll match is that

[Frank Drebin]

Miz just spat in the refs eye

[Crimson]

Cena smiles too much..I want psycho Cena

[Corndad]

THE HELL WAS THAT HAHAHAHAHA

[Innovator]

WWE Creative ‏ <s>@</s>WWE_Creative (https://twitter.com/#%21/WWE_Creative)

Close (https://twitter.com/#%21/WWE_Creative/status/174329278803095553)

Why yes, this did main event Wrestlemania last year. Why do you ask? <s>#</s>RAWTonight (https://twitter.com/#%21/search/%23RAWTonight)

[DirtyD]

The rock, the only man to warm up while watching himself warm up.

[#1-norm-fan]

Rock's beard is weird.

His facial hair needs a rocking chair.

[CSL]

WWE using those Windows Movie Maker transitions

[Rock Bottom]

rock on a treadmill would have been better than that match

[RVDmark]

The fuck was that? Miz just got kinda buried by Cena.

[Frank Drebin]

Cena smiles too much..I want psycho Cena

Nope, sorry. Not even a toe dip in the hate pool Kane wanted him in. Would have made that story line 100 times better, but you get nothing.

[CSL]

The fuck was that? Miz just got kinda buried by Cena.

he really didn't

[ClockShot]

Tag Team Championship Triple Threat.

Say that 5x fast.

[Frank Drebin]

WWE has three tag teams?

[Innovator]

triple threat tag title match? THAT MEANS WE GET ROSAAAAAAAA

[Destor]

The fuck was that? Miz just got kinda buried by Cena.
hey dare they push the guy who is in the main event of mania!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[CSL]

they have 3 tag teams?

[Cool King]

Tag Team Triple Threat. Awesome. :cool:

[Innovator]

Let Dolph and Swagger be one team.

[Rock Bottom]

Ron Killings.. lol. I love

[Innovator]

BAM

[Cool King]

Even more awesome that we get to see Rrrrosaaaa.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

ZIGSWAG!!!

[Frank Drebin]

Hope they dont take the titles off Primo and Epico just cuz.

[Innovator]

ROSA

[ClockShot]

Just keep the camera on Rosa and this match will be just fine.

[#1-norm-fan]

Jack Swagger could be moments away from being the most irrelevant double champion ever.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Welp, looking like either Truth/Kofi or Ziggler/Swagger are winning the belts and fighting each other at Mania while Primo and Epico get shunted off the card because they aren't big enough names to warrant the spot.</font>

[Innovator]

Swaggler vs. Team Rosa vs. the two black guys on RAW.

[Crimson]

So Dolph will be in a tag match at Mania :/

[Cool King]

I'm pretty sure I said that we would see this match at WrestleMania.

Possibly with the inclusion of The Usos.

[Eklipse]

I seriously hate the tag title belts...not because they look like pennies...but because they are too wide...

[RVDmark]

Push him by all means, but a clean pin with no false finishes? Not only that but mere seconds after bigging the match up as last years WM main event.

Moving on... WWE's tag division consists of Primo & Epico, Swagger and Ziggler who can't stand each other, and Kofi & R-Truth have been randomly thrown together again. Oh dear.

[RVDmark]

WWE Creative ‏ @WWE_Creative

The tag division is really heating up...with three teams. We don't set the bar terribly high. #RAWTonight

Lol.

[Cool King]

<font color=goldenrod>Welp, looking like either Truth/Kofi or Ziggler/Swagger are winning the belts and fighting each other at Mania while Primo and Epico get shunted off the card because they aren't big enough names to warrant the spot.</font>

If that is the case, then I'd rather see Ziggler/Swagger win this match and retain at WrestleMania.

Personally, I'm not a fan of random tag team pairings like what Kofi and Truth are. :-\

[ClockShot]

Nice, Truth.

[Crimson]

2 white guys vs. 2 mexican guys vs. 2 black guys on RAW.

fixed

[el bobbo]

Swaggler vs. Team Rosa vs. the two black guys on RAW.

RACE WAR!

[Innovator]

This is the 2012 version of Los Bariquas vs. DOA vs. the Nation.

[ClockShot]

Nice.

[Frank Drebin]

Very happy with that match.

[Innovator]

Kane don't like tag teams.

[Cool King]

YES! RETAINED!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Well I'll be damned.</font>

[Corndad]

Oh shit. Kane kills Tag Teams.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

FUCK YOU KANE Y U RUIN ROSA CELEBRATION?!

[Frank Drebin]

a waaaaa??

[DirtyD]

KANE!!!!!!!!

[Innovator]

Zack for the run in?

[Crimson]

Kane and X-pac will reunite to go after the tag titles!

[Cool King]

Uh-oh.

[Emperor Smeat]

:mad: Kane interrupting the Rosa dance

[Londoner]

Well this makes no sense.

[Savio]

Set up another Tag match Teddy!

[el bobbo]

What is this all about?

[Eklipse]

If that is the case, then I'd rather see Ziggler/Swagger win this match and retain at WrestleMania.

Personally, I'm not a fan of random tag team pairings like what Kofi and Truth are. :-\

I actually like Kofi & Truth...I hope they stick with it.

I think they're starting to put more thought into the tag team division.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Did not see Primo and Epico retaining. Pleased with that result.</font>

[Eklipse]

Now THAT is Kane!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Kane: that ambulance ride cost me 10,000 dollars cause I donr believe in medical insurance!

[Frank Drebin]

At least Kane waited for Primo and Epico to win :D

[RVDmark]

With Triple H vs Undertaker being billed as the last of their breed, does Kane not count as 'one of them'?

[Immortal Moose]

lol horse's ass

[DirtyD]

This crowd is awesome

[Crimson]

lol Teddy sucks at comebacks

[Innovator]

With Triple H vs Undertaker being billed as the last of their breed, does Kane not count as 'one of them'?
Last of the dying breed of the attitude era, just ignore Kane, Jericho, Big Show, and Henry.

[Eklipse]

With Triple H vs Undertaker being billed as the last of their breed, does Kane not count as 'one of them'?

HHH and 'Taker were there pre-attitude era.

[Destor]

Last of the dying breed of the attitude era, just ignore Kane, Jericho, Big Show, and Henry.
especially henry

[Frank Drebin]

Kane's pissed cuz he might be the father of Kharma's baby...Tomorrow on Maury.

[Cool King]

fixed

Fixed?

Epico & Primo are Puerto Ricans, not Mexicans.

[Frank Drebin]

Eve is right: Only idiots brush their teeth.

[Innovator]

When you out-whore the Bellas, you're onto something.

[Cool King]

Bitches Be Crazy.

[Innovator]

I love how Eve got the comeuppance from Cena and not from Ryder.

[Frank Drebin]

Let Eve be Kharma's first victim right now, please.

[DirtyD]

Kane's pissed cuz he might be the father of Kharma's baby...Tomorrow on Maury.

haha that was amazing

[Innovator]

She might need new music.

[Crimson]

Oh no..Eve on the mic.

[Destor]

check out the jaw lines

http://wwe-raw.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Eve-Torres-21.jpg

http://www.wwe-online-games.info/wwe%20divas/poze/lita%203.gif

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee136/suwarnaadi/hair/JohnCenamilitaryhaircut.jpg

[McLegend]

Wow Eve... Wow

[#1-norm-fan]

I get the feeling throughout this Cena/Ryder/Eve/Kane thing that the writers kinda just went week by week and didn't know exactly where they were going. Remember when Eve got pissed at Cena and told him to just leave her and Zack alone? Nothing really came of it. It all just seemed to scattered.

[CSL]

that's a fine ass bitch

[ClockShot]

Ms. Torres lookin' my-t-fine tonight.

Just lose those earrings.

[Corndad]

It's not her fault

[Dukelorange]

Use me Eve.... ROFL...

[James Steele]

Seriously, this could be the greatest WrestleMania of all time. I just don't see how the crowd can be kept from being completely exhausted for Rock/Cena.

[Crimson]

Nice breasts by Eve there