The Battle of The Monotonous

[MisterLee]

Ok broskis. We got Lord Tensai, Brodus Clay, and RyBack. All big men (no homo) and all pretty much dominating every wrestler that they face. No question that every week we watch them, we already know it's either going to be a victory or a squash. So whose tolerable? Who has potential? And who just absolutely sucks?

WHO WILL WIN THE BATTLE OF THE MONOTONOUS?

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Lord Tensai

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Brodus Clay

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Ryback

[Schlomey]

I am sad that Miz lost to Brotus. I mean at this point I don't see Brotus losing a singles match to anyone but maybe Ryback months away.. I liked him at first but he is already worn away on me.

[MisterLee]

I'm in the same boat bro!

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I like all 3, apart from Alberts gimmick. I could probably deal with it if he walked to the ring quicker or had better music, but it's a bit shit as it is.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Oh, and fuck the funkateers.

[CSL]

you learned what monotonous means earlier today didn't you

[Big Vic]

They should have had Albert wear a mask.

[Skippord]

you learned what monotonous means earlier today didn't you
the one who looks most like a mountain right?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

mo·not·o·nous [muh-not-n-uhs]
adjective
1. lacking in variety; tediously unvarying

Example: The guy pretending he's a dancing dinosaur who comes out to funk music and dances with two chicks, the guy pretending he's Japanese who spits green mist and uses the claw, and the guy pretending he's the terminator are so monotonous. They are exactly the same.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Wait, that doesn't work. Let's try a different one.

All wrestling fans on the internet bitch as much as possible for absolutely no reason. They are so monotonous.

That works much better.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

How about if I do it while making a windmill with my penis?

[MisterLee]

you learned what monotonous means earlier today didn't you

Exactly. Thanks for noticing bruh!

[Sepholio]

I dunno, I guess Brodus. Don't get what anyone sees in him. When he first debuted I was like wtf happened to the Godfather!?!?!

Plus he sounds absolutely retarded when he says stuff during matches.

[XL]

mo·not·o·nous [muh-not-n-uhs]
adjective
1. lacking in variety; tediously unvarying

Example: The guy pretending he's a dancing dinosaur who comes out to funk music and dances with two chicks, the guy pretending he's Japanese who spits green mist and uses the claw, and the guy pretending he's the terminator are so monotonous. They are exactly the same.
Example: A guy pretends to be a dancing dinosaur who comes out to funk music and dances with two chicks...then squashes his opponent. Repeat for weeks.

Example A guy pretends he's Japanese who spits green mist and use the claw...then squashes his opponent. Repeat for weeks.

Example: A guy pretends he's a robot...then squashes his opponent. Repeat for weeks.

They are exactly the same.

[XL]

Wait, that doesn't work. Let's try a different one.

A handful of "hipster" wrestling fans on the internet that bitch as much as possible about people bitching. They are so monotonous.

That works much better.

[XL]

:kiss:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

The only one of the three who hasn't changed up the routine yet is Ryback. Brodus has been working actual matches with Ziggler. Tensai has wrestled Cena and Punk for crying out loud.

What else do you want?

[Sepholio]

Tensai is the only one who isn't using a complete rehash of someone elses gimmick as far as I know. He is the least monotonous of the 3 in my opinion.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I demand more Benny Hill style chases. Wrestling matches keep seeming to happen on my wrestling shows and I'm a little bored of them.

[XL]

Personally? I'd like to see Brodus move into an actual angle/storyline/fued. Not because he's my favourite but because he was first on the scene.

I've no issue with the concept of the "squash match" per se, but when 3 guys are doing it at the same time with minor tweaks and seemingly little progress, it gets a little boring.

[XL]

Tensai is the only one who isn't using a complete rehash of someone elses gimmick as far as I know. He is the least monotonous of the 3 in my opinion.
No, he's just using a rehash of every oriental gimmick ever used.

[itsmeJD]

Tensai is the only one who isn't using a complete rehash of someone elses gimmick as far as I know. He is the least monotonous of the 3 in my opinion.

Tensai is a fat, white, Muta without the Moonsault.

[MisterLee]

Tensai is a fat, white, Muta without the Moonsault.

LOL. Word!

[Kapoutman]

If they allowed Tensai to move faster around the ring and to be less "methodical", as JR used to say, I would like him a whole lot more.

Brodus is my favorite in the group, but he needs a real feud. Otherwise, he's fine as it is.

Ryback is OK. I don't really mind him, it's too soon to say anything.

[CSL]

silly Kapoutman, it's never too soon. If something doesn't go how you want or think it should go within 5 minutes of the debut, it's silly/shit/boring/lame and could never possibly go anywhere ever. Imagine if Christian had turned heel on Orton the second he dropped the belt last year or if they'd just had Punk say he was leaving, tell Vince to do one, won the title and then "leave WWE forever" all on one RAW. Would have been much better. Fuckkkk letting things get over with that sizable part of the audience that makes up "the casual fan" as well as those who watch every single minute of WWE TV and post about things on the internet, they're just lazy bastards for not keeping up.

[XL]

Wait, that doesn't work. Let's try a different one.

A handful of "hipster" wrestling fans on the internet that bitch as much as possible about people bitching. They are so monotonous.

That works much better.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

What about a singular hipster wrestling fan that bitches about bitching of bitching?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

No-one add to that. We could be here all night in this game of one-upsmanship.

[XL]

What about a singular hipster wrestling fan that bitches about bitching of bitching?
That would be CSL should too many people get on the "bitching about bitching" bandwagon.

[Nicky Fives]

Ryback > Lord Tensai > Brodus Clay

[CSL]

so by your definition and use of the word hipster, the small amount of people on here that consistently bitch about the most trivial things are the widespread, "mainstream", across the forum consensus opinions that the so-called hipsters are rebelling against and shunning away from? you keep "telling it like it is" buddy

[CSL]

That would be CSL should too many people get on the "bitching about bitching" bandwagon.

lol good lord

[#BROKEN Hasney]

If anything, it's surely meta-hipster. You're so hipstery that you're a hipster to hipsters and are agreeing with the general public.

Think I've just found the demographic Samsung keeps trying to appeal to.

[CSL]

gonna need a One Direction tee to go with my fedora and skinny jeans :(

[CSL]

AND I HAVE A SAMSUNG. shitttt, XL has got me so figured out here

[MoFo]

Ryback is actually the man, so fuck you with this thread OP.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

AND I HAVE A SAMSUNG. shitttt, XL has got me so figured out here

I couldn't get a Samsung. I'm too creative.

[CSL]

Ryback is actually the man, so fuck you with this thread OP.

fucking hipster. Must be a Wolverhampton thing.

I couldn't get a Samsung. I'm too creative.

lol have fun trying to read spoilers on your Nokia 402

[XL]

AND I HAVE A SAMSUNG. shitttt, XL has got me so figured out here
I have a Samsung!!! What does this mean!?

[CSL]

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Hasney playing Angry Birds via voice command

[XL]

To me a hipster is someone who strives to go against popular/mainstream/expected opinion. You see to do that a lot, CSL.

[MoFo]

well that wrestler you like now I liked 6 years ago when he was in the indies and nobody knew

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Actually have a Samsung Galaxy Apollo 3 as my "backup phone".

When I say backup phone, I mean I broke the sim card slot trying to shove my iPhone 4S's mini-sim with an adaptor to make it full sized.

It doesn't function as a phone.

[CSL]

To me a hipster is someone who strives to go against popular/mainstream/expected opinion. You see to do that a lot, CSL.

doesn't seem like a very popular/mainstream/expected opinion that the 3 of Ryback, Lord Tensai and Brodus are all monotonous

[XL]

You broke a Samsung (which I guess is the hipster phone of choice) trying to fit an iPhone SIM in it?

Now that is hipster!

[MisterLee]

Ryback is actually the man, so fuck you with this thread OP.

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[CSL]

lol you're just going out of your way to be awful now aren't you

[Shadrick]

*jumps into thread*

*squats*

*Batista Pyro goes off behind me*

*tears Quad*

*exits*

[MisterLee]

*jumps into thread*

*squats*

*Batista Pyro goes off behind me*

*tears Quad*

*exits*

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[MoFo]

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[MisterLee]

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LOL this one's good.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Ryberg isn't as cheesy as Albert's new gimmick or the horrible Brodus Clay gimmick that they're trying to shove down our throats.

Everytime I see Clay I think how unnatural his gimmick looks on him. He's doing the best he can with it though, respect.

[Gertner]

I'd much rather see these three than a couple of personality lacking vanilla midgets chain wrestling for 15 minutes.

[Wishbone]

I honestly like Tensai's deal right now, but I voted Ryback because in all honesty he's got the most actual potential of the three. Brodus was funny at first, but it's run it's course, and he won't go anywhere but mid-card from here with it. Tensai is kinda neat, but I don't see it lasting or going anywhere. Ryback on the other hand seems like with a bit of tweaking he could be a main eventer.

[Emperor Smeat]

Went with Brodus out of the three since his squash matches have been more entertaining and the crowd seems to enjoy them more than Tensai's or Ryback's. He's already doing pretty well now that he's expanding into tag and longer matches.

Ryback has the biggest potential but also the biggest risk of fizzling out like almost every other big man once the initial push ends and they need to wrestle an actual match.

Tensai does have the better experience than both guys but the gimmick might end up holding him back in the long run.

[MisterLee]

Ryback #winning. lol

[MisterLee]

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THE MIGHTY RYBACK!