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| View Poll Results: Who Wins The Battle of The Monotonous?! | |||
| Lord Tensai |
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9 | 36.00% |
| Brodus Clay |
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7 | 28.00% |
| RyBack |
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14 | 56.00% |
| Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 25. You must log in or register to vote on this poll. | |||
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It's Mike O. What's Good?
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The Battle of The Monotonous
Ok broskis. We got Lord Tensai, Brodus Clay, and RyBack. All big men (no homo) and all pretty much dominating every wrestler that they face. No question that every week we watch them, we already know it's either going to be a victory or a squash. So whose tolerable? Who has potential? And who just absolutely sucks?
WHO WILL WIN THE BATTLE OF THE MONOTONOUS? ![]() Lord Tensai ![]() Brodus Clay ![]() Ryback
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Black Sheep Jew
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I am sad that Miz lost to Brotus. I mean at this point I don't see Brotus losing a singles match to anyone but maybe Ryback months away.. I liked him at first but he is already worn away on me.
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It's Mike O. What's Good?
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I'm in the same boat bro!
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BAY BAY
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I like all 3, apart from Alberts gimmick. I could probably deal with it if he walked to the ring quicker or had better music, but it's a bit shit as it is.
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BAY BAY
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Oh, and fuck the funkateers.
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Over Like Rover
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you learned what monotonous means earlier today didn't you
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They should have had Albert wear a mask.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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You know that’s right
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mo·not·o·nous [muh-not-n-uhs]
adjective 1. lacking in variety; tediously unvarying Example: The guy pretending he's a dancing dinosaur who comes out to funk music and dances with two chicks, the guy pretending he's Japanese who spits green mist and uses the claw, and the guy pretending he's the terminator are so monotonous. They are exactly the same. |
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You know that’s right
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Wait, that doesn't work. Let's try a different one.
All wrestling fans on the internet bitch as much as possible for absolutely no reason. They are so monotonous. That works much better. |
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BAY BAY
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How about if I do it while making a windmill with my penis?
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It's Mike O. What's Good?
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3 Dicks Out For Trips
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I dunno, I guess Brodus. Don't get what anyone sees in him. When he first debuted I was like wtf happened to the Godfather!?!?!
Plus he sounds absolutely retarded when he says stuff during matches. |
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Feeling Oof-y
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Quote:
Example A guy pretends he's Japanese who spits green mist and use the claw...then squashes his opponent. Repeat for weeks. Example: A guy pretends he's a robot...then squashes his opponent. Repeat for weeks. They are exactly the same. |
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Feeling Oof-y
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Wait, that doesn't work. Let's try a different one.
A handful of "hipster" wrestling fans on the internet that bitch as much as possible about people bitching. They are so monotonous. That works much better. |
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Feeling Oof-y
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You know that’s right
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The only one of the three who hasn't changed up the routine yet is Ryback. Brodus has been working actual matches with Ziggler. Tensai has wrestled Cena and Punk for crying out loud.
What else do you want? |
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3 Dicks Out For Trips
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Tensai is the only one who isn't using a complete rehash of someone elses gimmick as far as I know. He is the least monotonous of the 3 in my opinion.
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BAY BAY
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I demand more Benny Hill style chases. Wrestling matches keep seeming to happen on my wrestling shows and I'm a little bored of them.
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Feeling Oof-y
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Personally? I'd like to see Brodus move into an actual angle/storyline/fued. Not because he's my favourite but because he was first on the scene.
I've no issue with the concept of the "squash match" per se, but when 3 guys are doing it at the same time with minor tweaks and seemingly little progress, it gets a little boring. |
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Feeling Oof-y
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Triple A's best friend!
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It's Mike O. What's Good?
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Hockey Superstar
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If they allowed Tensai to move faster around the ring and to be less "methodical", as JR used to say, I would like him a whole lot more.
Brodus is my favorite in the group, but he needs a real feud. Otherwise, he's fine as it is. Ryback is OK. I don't really mind him, it's too soon to say anything. |
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Over Like Rover
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silly Kapoutman, it's never too soon. If something doesn't go how you want or think it should go within 5 minutes of the debut, it's silly/shit/boring/lame and could never possibly go anywhere ever. Imagine if Christian had turned heel on Orton the second he dropped the belt last year or if they'd just had Punk say he was leaving, tell Vince to do one, won the title and then "leave WWE forever" all on one RAW. Would have been much better. Fuckkkk letting things get over with that sizable part of the audience that makes up "the casual fan" as well as those who watch every single minute of WWE TV and post about things on the internet, they're just lazy bastards for not keeping up.
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Feeling Oof-y
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BAY BAY
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What about a singular hipster wrestling fan that bitches about bitching of bitching?
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BAY BAY
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No-one add to that. We could be here all night in this game of one-upsmanship.
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Feeling Oof-y
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b/c 5 is better than 4
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Ryback > Lord Tensai > Brodus Clay
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Over Like Rover
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so by your definition and use of the word hipster, the small amount of people on here that consistently bitch about the most trivial things are the widespread, "mainstream", across the forum consensus opinions that the so-called hipsters are rebelling against and shunning away from? you keep "telling it like it is" buddy
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#32 |
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Over Like Rover
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BAY BAY
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If anything, it's surely meta-hipster. You're so hipstery that you're a hipster to hipsters and are agreeing with the general public.
Think I've just found the demographic Samsung keeps trying to appeal to. |
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Over Like Rover
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gonna need a One Direction tee to go with my fedora and skinny jeans
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Over Like Rover
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AND I HAVE A SAMSUNG. shitttt, XL has got me so figured out here
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Narc stole my star
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Ryback is actually the man, so fuck you with this thread OP.
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BAY BAY
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Over Like Rover
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Feeling Oof-y
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Over Like Rover
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