Official TNA Slammiversary Thread: Aries (c) vs. Joe & Then some shit.

[St. Jimmy]

Streams @ http://www.wrestlehd.com/

Midcard Division Title:
http://i.imgur.com/bJCY0.jpg

Tag Team Championship:
http://i.imgur.com/EArjg.jpg

Then a bunch of shit no one cares about:

TNA Championship:
Bobby Roode (c) vs. Sting

#1 Contendership for the TNA Championship:
Rob Van Dam vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Mr. Anderson


Bully Ray vs. Joseph Park


TV Champion Devon and Garett Bischoff vs. Robbie E and Robbie T


Crimson’s Open Challenge


Hernandez vs. Kid Kash

TNA Knockouts Championship:
Gail Kim (c) vs. Brooke Tessmacher

[St. Jimmy]

Will Bobby Roodes reign as worst world champion since Miz continue? Will he lose to his oldest friend, Methuselah? Find out tomorrow in the results because TNA presents:

NO BUYS.

[Tazz Dan]

http://www.prowrestlingscoops.com/wp-content/gallery/christianslamm/1.jpg

[Triple Naitch]

WTF happened to Samoa Joe's head?

http://i.imgur.com/bJCY0.jpg

[Triple Naitch]

He looks like the top of a Hershey Kiss.

[St. Jimmy]

I'll be damned, Tazz Dan. I'll be damned.

[James Steele]

I wouldn't be completely surprised if Christian is the one who answers Crimson's challenge and actually beats him.

[Tazz Dan]

Got the day off work today, might stream this.

NO BUYS.

[Tazz Dan]

I wouldn't be completely surprised if Christian is the one who answers Crimson's challenge and actually beats him.

I hadn't thought of that, and I doubt it would happen, but fuck it would be amazing.

[Nicky Fives]

no way Christian wrestles tonight.....

[Tazz Dan]

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE IN THE WWF

[Tazz Dan]

Nah I think we all know that. But it's not to agree that it would be fucking crazy if it did happen.

[GD]

http://i.imgur.com/EArjg.jpg

Kurt and Styles look like they can't give a fuck.

[SammyG]

wait why is Christian there

[bigslimjj]

I happen to want to see Hardy vs. RVD vs. Anderson.....ANDEEEERRRRSSSOOOONNNN!!!. So how bout that.

[bigslimjj]

But Im working till midnight so NO BUYS. I will download accordingly.

[Tazz Dan]

wait why is Christian there

Part of the deal to let Ric Flair show up at the WWE HoF this year.

[bigslimjj]

wait why is Christian there
Because of the nature boy. WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[erickman]

I wouldn't be completely surprised if Christian is the one who answers Crimson's challenge and actually beats him.

i kind of would like to see joey ryan do it

[Tazz Dan]

Nice set :y:

[Tazz Dan]

Biggest TNA crowd ever too by the looks of it.

[Nicky Fives]

pretty solid crowd.....I could have dealt without seeing a Hogan tonight though.....

[taker707]

Good Crowd. Heard it could break TNA's attendance record. Sad After 10 years this is there biggest crowd in the US though.

[#1-norm-fan]

Christian beating Crimson would be awesome... and also hilarious that TNA would let a WWE guy end Crimson's streak.

There's no way they're that dumb though.

... is there? ...

[Nicky Fives]

breaking a record of 3000+ fans in a bulding that can hold 7000+ isn;t all that impressive.....

[#1-norm-fan]

Hmm... I'm gonna go ahead and look for a stream. Why not?

[Nicky Fives]

Hogan announcing X-Division will open the show..... is that really necessary? We all knew the match would be on the card and likely open the show.....

the stream above is working fine for me..... not all that great quality though.....

[#1-norm-fan]

breaking a record of 3000+ fans in a bulding that can hold 7000+ isn;t all that impressive.....

It's TNA. Baby steps.

[taker707]

breaking a record of 3000+ fans in a bulding that can hold 7000+ isn;t all that impressive.....

There is more than 3000 people in that arena. Its gotta be a huge crowd. Because TNA never does overhead shots of the crowd.

[Tazz Dan]

breaking a record of 3000+ fans in a bulding that can hold 7000+ isn;t all that impressive.....

I think he was probably getting at, is that it's sad that it's taken them this long to hold an event in an arena this size.

[Tazz Dan]

Or maybe not.

[Tazz Dan]

I'm planning on making this thread longer than 2 pages, another TNA record.

[Nicky Fives]

thank you Tazz Dan..... that was exactly what I was saying.....

[Nicky Fives]

another TNA record would be a PPV without a bullshit finish.....

[Wake Up Call]

Is this Aries another Indies/ROH "graduate," much like Punk and Bryan, the two lowest ratings champions of all time?

[#1-norm-fan]

I'm planning on making this thread longer than 2 pages, another TNA record.

If I have anything to say about it, it hits 3.

[#1-norm-fan]

Great crowd early on

[Tazz Dan]

If I have anything to say about it, it hits 3.

That's a big call. I think we can push 4 if we all work together.

[GD]

With the lack of depth in the current WWE roster, there should be some sort of talent exchange program. It would benefit both the companies. And I am not even kidding.

[Nicky Fives]

Hebner is rocking the red Reebok Zigs instead of his regular blue ones...... #thelittlethings

[#1-norm-fan]

I like how instead of going "THAT WAS 3!", Joe looked at the ref and calmly shook his head at the ref like "Yeah, I know."

Subtle, but I liked it for some reason. It wasn't typical.

[#1-norm-fan]

That's a big call. I think we can push 4 if we all work together.

Woah, calm down now.

[Tazz Dan]

With the current lack of depth of the WWE roster, there should be some sort of talent exchange program. It would benefit both the companies. And I am not even kidding.

Wrong thread Dave.

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=119558

[St. Jimmy]

Opening with the Main Event. Nice.

[Tazz Dan]

:D

[#1-norm-fan]

With the lack of depth in the current WWE roster, there should be some sort of talent exchange program. It would benefit both the companies. And I am not even kidding.

I think both companies need to figure out how to properly book the guys they already have before using each others.

[St. Jimmy]

is this match as good as Bret/Owen? #Xppv

[St. Jimmy]

JOE'S GONNA KILL YOU.

[Nicky Fives]

I'm curious to see if the crowd can stay hot like this all night, or will they die out in time for Gail/Brooke Devon/Bischoff/Robbie's or for Crimson......

[St. Jimmy]

This match is far too good for TNA.

[St. Jimmy]

he got Joe up. Damn.

[Nicky Fives]

SOLID finish..... Aries is a strong little bastard.....

[taker707]

Great Match

[Tazz Dan]

:lol: I wish you guys could see the post Guru Dave just left for me, but he deleted it for my eyes only. And the other mods I guess.

:heart: him

[St. Jimmy]

First match stole the show. OH WELL.

[Tazz Dan]

Was a great match

[St. Jimmy]

BROS.

[Nicky Fives]

First match stole the show. OH WELL.

Angle/Styles/Kazarian/Daniels might have something to say about that.....

[Tazz Dan]

They're in Texas? HBK might take up Crimson's challenge :eek:

[St. Jimmy]

it's almost all downhill from here.

[St. Jimmy]

Angle will do some insane spot for no reason.

[Tazz Dan]

Angle will do some insane spot for no reason.

This is probably correct.

[St. Jimmy]

Did someone say Weed?

[Tazz Dan]

Kid Kash :D

[Nicky Fives]

I really like Kid Kash, and I have no idea why.....couldn't give 2 shits about Hernandez though.....

[Tazz Dan]

He's cut his hair

[taker707]

Piss Break already.

[#1-norm-fan]

"One half of Mexican America"?

I thought Anarquia got released.

[St. Jimmy]

Why are they still announcing mexican Cena in a dead stable?

[Wake Up Call]

With the lack of depth in the current WWE roster, there should be some sort of talent exchange program. It would benefit both the companies. And I am not even kidding.

Would Apple let Dell use one of their processors for their computer?

Stop being stupid.

[St. Jimmy]

Poor Kash.

[Nicky Fives]

Why are they still announcing mexican Cena in a dead stable?

it's TNA.....

[St. Jimmy]

MEXICAN RAPADOO

[Nicky Fives]

#TNA10, Samoa Joe, Austin Aries & Slammiversary are currently worldwide trends on Twitter......

[St. Jimmy]

CAN HE OVERCOME THE ODDS OF A MAN 1/4TH HIS SIZE?!

[Tazz Dan]

lol ref botch

[St. Jimmy]

SHOULDER BLOCK. HE'S GOING TO PUMP UP THE SHOES.

[Tazz Dan]

I used to call RSG 'Texas' while we were having sex, so I'd feel bigger in her... :shifty:

[St. Jimmy]

CINCO KNUCKLE SHUFFLE.

[Nicky Fives]

as much as I dislike Hernandez, that dive over the ropes is impressive every time.....

[Tazz Dan]

I hope Sin Cara is watching this, that is how a Mexican flies.

[St. Jimmy]

He literally squashed him.

[St. Jimmy]

Mexican Cena/Ryback.

[Nicky Fives]

weak finish..... I was hoping for a Superbomb.....

[St. Jimmy]

Let's kill the crowd.

[Nicky Fives]

If Hogan's Debut is the #1 TNA moment, I'll quit my stream.....

[Tazz Dan]

TNA Ryders.

[Wake Up Call]

Hey, didn't Zack Ryder copy this guys gimmick?

[St. Jimmy]

WOO WOO WOO, YOU KNOW IT

[Innovator]

Is this Aries another Indies/ROH "graduate," much like Punk and Bryan, the two lowest ratings champions of all time?
That honor goes to HBK and Diesel.

[Nicky Fives]

curious to see the reaction Bitch-off Jr. gets......

[Tazz Dan]

Why are 3 of these people on PPV?

[Tazz Dan]

Hey, didn't Zack Ryder copy this guys gimmick?

WOO WOO WOO, YOU KNOW IT

Ryder had the gimmick first :y:

[St. Jimmy]

Who did Dvon piss off to get stuck with G-money?

[St. Jimmy]

holy fuck Garrett is bad. He makes Erik Watts look like Benoit.

[Nicky Fives]

Madison is looking hot tonight.....

[St. Jimmy]

You won't like Robbie T when he's angry.

[Tazz Dan]

Madison is looking hot tonight.....

She doesn't do much for me. Not saying she's ugly or anything, just doesn't 'push my buttons'

[Nicky Fives]

she could push my buttons anyday..... hottest knockout on the roster.....

[St. Jimmy]

I miss Becky Bayless.

[St. Jimmy]

delightfully pointless.

[St. Jimmy]

That was the textbook "TNA match"

[Nicky Fives]

dafuck was with that dance?

[Damndirty]

Madison looks old... but I would still rape her.

[St. Jimmy]

JB sucking the cock.

[Nicky Fives]

Kazarian is much worse on the mic than I thought.....

[St. Jimmy]

Daniels with promo of the night.

[St. Jimmy]

getting this out of the way. good.

[Tazz Dan]

That Fallen Angel promo was like a Fallen Angel post.

[GD]

Would Apple let Dell use one of their processors for their computer?

Stop being stupid.

They both use Intel processors you idiot.

[Innovator]

Oh hey Anderson, cutting my stream out for 20 minutes.

[Nicky Fives]

this 3-Way could be better than most think.....

[St. Jimmy]

This guy is a former champion. Doesn't feel like it.

[St. Jimmy]

Two drug addicts and an accident prone alcoholic. SEEMS LEGIT.

[Wake Up Call]

ANDERSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[Wake Up Call]

ROB VAN DAM!

[Tazz Dan]

Bitch need to learn how to say ROB VAN DAM

[St. Jimmy]

Two of the worst themes in wrestling history, back to back.

[St. Jimmy]

Bitch need to learn how to say ROB VAN DAM

BOBBY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Damndirty]

ROB VAN GODDAMMIT!

[Wake Up Call]

This is going to be a great match. Gonna steal the show for sure.

Will be twice as good as any match on the WWE PPV next week.

[St. Jimmy]

I wish I was as okay with my drug addiction as Wake Up Call is.

[Nicky Fives]

Anderson changes his hairstyle more than Hardy does....

[St. Jimmy]

Terrible start.

[St. Jimmy]

I feel very much like I'm partially carrying this thread.

[St. Jimmy]

I can't tell who's more burned out in this match.

[Tazz Dan]

2 former WWE Champions vs Mr. Anderson
2 former MITB winners vs Jeff Hardy
2 former Raw Main Eventers against The Undertaker vs RVD
3 former Intercontinental Champions vs TPWW Wrestling Forum posters.

[St. Jimmy]

It's pretty scary

[Damndirty]

I hope Sting doesn't win the title....

[St. Jimmy]

Someone needs to tell Kenderson "no" to that hairstyle.

[Nicky Fives]

I think RVD could still have a successful run in WWE if he could lay off the pot for a year or two.....

[St. Jimmy]

STOP THAT "this is wrestling" chant. did the sheeple travel to TX?

[Nicky Fives]

I'm thinking that Crimson's opponent will be Shark Boy.....

[#1-norm-fan]

These three are all faces, right? It's easy to lose track.

[St. Jimmy]

There are no faces/heels in TNA. #vintageTNApost

[St. Jimmy]

:|

[Wake Up Call]

It's so nice to hear Tenay and Tazz instead of Michael Cole.

[Nicky Fives]

I just realized Tenay & Taz are at ringside....

[Damndirty]

Not hearing Cole is a big fucking plus!

[Tazz Dan]

'We are easily impressed' chants from the crowd.

[Tazz Dan]

Not hearing Cole is a big fucking plus!

Cole has been golden lately.

[Nicky Fives]

Anderson? that's a surprise!

[St. Jimmy]

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[Tazz Dan]

KEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[#1-norm-fan]

I assumed Anderson would win since Hardy and RVD had been in world title matches a lot over the past few months. Going with the "new" guy.

I like Anderson... but fuck, he looks too much like Alex Riley with that hair.

[Tazz Dan]

RVD will be back in WWE before Wrestlemania

[Wake Up Call]

Cole has been golden lately.


Cole has always been, always will be complete shit.

[St. Jimmy]

Crimpson.

[Tazz Dan]

RYBACK

[#1-norm-fan]

So Crimson loses tonight to... ?

[Damndirty]

Cole's golden as in piss!

[Tazz Dan]

Cole has always been, always will be complete shit.

Much like yourself.

[Tazz Dan]

Cole's golden as in piss!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[St. Jimmy]

HOW DARE YOU COMPARE CRIMPSON TO RYBACK (CHAMPION OF THE PEOPLE)

[taker707]

Im going with Chris Masters as crimsons opponent

[Damndirty]

So Crimson loses tonight to... ?

NnnnnnOOOOOONE!

[#1-norm-fan]

Matt Morgan?

For the ultimate let down.

[Tazz Dan]

HOW DARE YOU COMPARE CRIMPSON TO RYBACK (CHAMPION OF THE PEOPLE)

I meant Ryback (CHAMPION OF THE PEOPLE) should beat him.

[#1-norm-fan]

Hmm... so it's a Texan?

[Nicky Fives]

Cheapheat Crimson.....

[#1-norm-fan]

Terry Funk?

[St. Jimmy]

Cheap Heat.

[Nicky Fives]

lol at the GOLDBERG chants.....

[#1-norm-fan]

Bunkhouse Buck?

[Damndirty]

Just about every wrestler is from Texas.

[St. Jimmy]

... WELL THAT'S A WAY TO BLOW A GOOD RETURN.

[Nicky Fives]

well that makes sense..... I has hoping for Shark Boy though......

[Tazz Dan]

meh

[#1-norm-fan]

AAH! I was thinking too out of the box.

[St. Jimmy]

Seriously? You ran all those promos, and this is how you piss away his return? Wow.

[St. Jimmy]

Crimson loses by DQ.

[Damndirty]

NNOOOONE!!!

[St. Jimmy]

I was kind of hoping for Braden Walker.

[Tazz Dan]

Save a horse, ride a cowboy

[Tazz Dan]

5 pages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tazz Dan]

Hulk Hogan will take credit for this.

[St. Jimmy]

Brooke Hogan and Garrett Bischoff. The HHH and Steph of TNA.

[Tazz Dan]

CODEBREAKER

[Nicky Fives]

WWE's Sign Guy is in attendance..... he's sitting front row hard camera side.....

[St. Jimmy]

lolllllllllllllllllllll

[Tazz Dan]

SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[St. Jimmy]

That was a nice streak you had there at one time.

[#1-norm-fan]

And mercifully... the most boring undefeated streak ever... is over.

[St. Jimmy]

Storm did what Morgan couldn't in 4 minutes.

[James Diesel]

Stream?

[Nicky Fives]

lol at Taz on commentary about Christy.....

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. "Drinking Matters" sign.

[Nicky Fives]

Stream?

first page.....

[Wake Up Call]

And mercifully... the most boring undefeated streak ever... is over.


No I think Ryback or Tansai or both are still undefeated.

[Tazz Dan]

WWE's Sign Guy is in attendance..... he's sitting front row hard camera side.....

Out of regular costume hoping nobody would see him.

[#1-norm-fan]

Stream?

Check your rep

[St. Jimmy]

THE GREATEST MAN THAT EVER LIVED.

[St. Jimmy]

HURK HOGRAN.

[#1-norm-fan]

No I think Ryback or Tansai or both are still undefeated.

Tensai is not

Ryback is awesome. Check back with me in a year and a half if Brodus, Ryback or Sandow are still undefeated, wrestling regularly but not doing anything interesting and we can talk about if it's reached near Crimson level.

[Nicky Fives]

#MILF alert

[taker707]

Here it is !!

[St. Jimmy]

THA CARTER

[St. Jimmy]

DFW says DFuck You.

[Wake Up Call]

Dixie is hotter than Vince!!!!

[Tazz Dan]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4kynzVNEC1qzdgkko1_500.jpg

;)

[St. Jimmy]

"YES, I SUCKED HIS DICK AND I LOVED IT. EAT MY CUNT, TEXAS" *drops mic*

[#1-norm-fan]

She should announce herself as the first member of the TNA hall of fame and then close it immediately.

Heel turn.

[Nicky Fives]

Dixie needs to shut up and just strip already......

[St. Jimmy]

HALL OF SHAME.

[#1-norm-fan]

The first inductee... EVERYBODY ON THE ROSTER!

Superface turn.

[St. Jimmy]

totally has to be an ex WWE guy.

[Nicky Fives]

this is taking too long.....

[Wake Up Call]

HALL OF SHAME.


Ok Koko B Ware

[#1-norm-fan]

Is she gonna announce the first inductee like Vince's illiegitimate child was announced?

"The first inductee... has brown hair."

[St. Jimmy]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Nicky Fives]

Solid choice for HOF..... had to be Sting, Jarrett or Styles.....

[St. Jimmy]

OF COURSE IT'S STING.

[taker707]

Sting Deserves This!!!!!!

[Wake Up Call]

Sting is the best wrestler never to step into a WWE ring. This is very well deserved

[Nicky Fives]

Only HOF he'll ever be in......making me think Roode is going down tonight though :(

[#1-norm-fan]

Good choice.

I mean... about as good of a choice for a TNA Hall of Fame can be...

[St. Jimmy]

Vince would've done this and so much more for you, Steve.

[St. Jimmy]

Flair not being there has to kill Sting.

[Wake Up Call]

Vince would've done this and so much more for you, Steve.

Vince would have fucked him, and you know it.

[St. Jimmy]

No way, Vince knows how to make a dollar.

[Nicky Fives]

Vince would've done this and so much more for you, Steve.

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lol

[St. Jimmy]

lol, Yes chant.

[Tazz Dan]

YES YES YES YES

[Wake Up Call]

Next guy should be Macho Man Randy Savage and give the old "fuck you vince"

[#1-norm-fan]

lol... WWE created chant.

[Nicky Fives]

"finest work ever" is a bit much Dixie.....formal celebration at BFG must mean that Sting is hanging them up.....

[St. Jimmy]

lol that promo was nice, Nicky.

[James Diesel]

Check your rep

Thank you, kindly.

[St. Jimmy]

don't forget to thank JESUS.

[St. Jimmy]

well that was lame.

[St. Jimmy]

Seriously though, an ex WCW guy who wasn't even there since Day 1. That was retarded.

[St. Jimmy]

Fuck, at that case just give it to Shamrock first. AFTER ALL, he was the first NWA-TNA Champion.

[taker707]

So I'm guessing this mean Christian will not be appearing live on PPV.

[Wake Up Call]

What a great ending to the night would it be if Jeff Jarrett came and smashed a guitar over Stings head to close the show?

[St. Jimmy]

Crowd-K-K-K-Killer.

[Nicky Fives]

not looking like Gail is retaining tonight..... which sucks, because she is awesome.....

[St. Jimmy]

Titsmacher gonna botchitup.

[Nicky Fives]

What a great ending to the night would it be if Jeff Jarrett came and smashed a guitar over Stings head to close the show?

I'd love it..... cost him a match and lead to a final match between the two at Bound For Glory, "Career Vs. Career".....

[St. Jimmy]

I'm pretty sure Titsmachers trunks are thusly inside of her.

[#1-norm-fan]

A Texan against one of them Asian/Canadian foreigners? I sense a title change.

[St. Jimmy]

:| Gail is trying to sell her terrible offense.

[Nicky Fives]

lol..... Tessmacher's top heavy......#VintageTazz

[St. Jimmy]

This crowd is trying so hard not to get bored. Bless them.

[Tazz Dan]

Gonna post porn during this match. Just cause.

[Nicky Fives]

small LET'S GO GAIL CHANT in Tessmacher's home state..... lol

[Nicky Fives]

Seems appropriate.....

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[Tazz Dan]

Changed my mind, bikini pics

[#1-norm-fan]

Seriously though, an ex WCW guy who wasn't even there since Day 1. That was retarded.

He's the biggest consistently present wrestler in the company's history. You really think the fact that he wasn't there for one year matters? And so what if he was an ex-WCW guy?

[Nicky Fives]

CRAP!

[Nicky Fives]

14 people in the crowd seem to care.....