It's 2012! There's some Motherfucking Tables! Cunting Ladders! Chumptastic Chairs! ALL LIVE ON PPV!

[#BROKEN Hasney]

HELL NO & Ryback V THE SHIELD

Cena V Ziggler

Shaemoose V Big Show

R-Truth V Pancake Nips

The Masked Mongs V Rhode Scholars

Some Diva shit!

DARK MATCH: Hasney V Sleep

THAT'S HOW DIS SHIT BE GOIN DOWN PLAYAS

[Schlomey]

Ill be in here or the chats as long as I get a good stream.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'll be watching tonight live in this very thread. Quite looking forward to this ppv, more than the last few. Every match is quite unpredictable and could go either way, should be interesting.

[Schlomey]

I just hope it is as good as Extreme Rulez was. Didn't look amazing on paper (mostly due to it being a feud blowoff shot) but damn was it awesome.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Ordered it LIVE ON PPV because I'm not a cheap arse you Jewish son of a bitch.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Also because all my bandwidth is being used downloading illegal video games.

[Schlomey]

Well I'm glad some of us can afford to fuel the machine. I'm saving my $$ for the Rumble and Mania as always.

I'm not cheap...I'm "frugal". :shifty:

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Nah, if I'm up to watch it live, I will order it. It's so rare because of work that it's not often and I do enjoy the delightful HD rather than a stream quality.

[Schlomey]

Yeah I usually don't do the streaming business. I work from home so I have the luxury of waiting until the morning and downloading a HD copy from somewhere and watching it while I count my pennies. But the wife is out and I'm home alone...so this beats masterbating (again).

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Pats and WWE to watch at the same time. Woo! I ordered it but they decided to give it to me for free! Woooo!

[Schlomey]

how did you get so lucky?

[Krimzon7]

Im here and I'm motherfucking excited! Let's do this!! GET ME A STREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM!

[Wishbone]

Starts at 6 ja?

[Wishbone]

Well 6 my time... uh so in about 30 minutes ja?

[Cool King]

Yes, the PPV begins in 30 minutes.

[Wishbone]

Cool. Also when the shit goes down I'd appreciate a stream :D

[Schlomey]

Ditto

[Cool King]

Striker just as the pre-show stream went live: Disqualification or countout, whatever the case may be, then mention the no contact clause. Kevin, you've got to walk me through it....sorry.

[Wishbone]

Striker just as the pre-show stream went live: Disqualification or countout, whatever the case may be, then mention the no contact clause. Kevin, you've got to walk me through it....sorry.

And this is why the pre-show is a bad idea.... at least it is if they don't get their shit together for it....

[Wishbone]

Also if he's talking about the no contract clause then I assume he's talking about the Show vs Sheamus match and that match is a chairs match so there can't be dq or countout...

[Nicky Fives]

just under 3,000 currently watching the pre-show..... proof that Divas do not draw :P..... preshows past I remember almost 15,000 watching

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

lol Striker said "brooklyn...brooklyn" like Cryme Tyme's theme song.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

AJ Wins Diva of the year. #duh

[Cool King]

AJ Wins Diva of the year. #ugh

[Cool King]

Kaitlyn has to win.

[Wishbone]

If AJ doesn't win Diva of the year then it's fixed as all fuck.

[Wishbone]

Kaitlyn has to win.

However if this happens I will still be pleased :love:

[Wishbone]

just under 3,000 currently watching the pre-show..... proof that Divas do not draw :P..... preshows past I remember almost 15,000 watching

How are they supposed to draw when 90% of the fans don't even see enough of them to know their names?

[Schlomey]

This is awful. *clap clap clapclapclap

[Schlomey]

Naomi? Who is that? One of Brodus' girls? Awful. Simply awful.

[Wishbone]

Was about to ask who the hell the black chick in the ring was before they answered it. Damn she looks weird in those clothes...

[Wishbone]

Yeah she's one of the "funkadactyls"

[Cool King]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

[Wishbone]

Jesus.... fucking.... christ.......

[Asmo]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Naomi!

Seriously?

[Schlomey]

Naomi, who i have never seen do anything but the same dance routine, gets a title shot on a ppv? FUUUUUUUuuuuuuu

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Nice

[Wishbone]

I'm sorry but that haircut makes her look really reeeeeeally bad.

[Schlomey]

She's one of those gorilla ugly black girls.

[Wishbone]

I guess that whole thing about HHH reinvigorating the divas division was just bull

[Schlomey]

Pretty sure they let her win because she is black. #JayZsBuildingRules

[Wishbone]

She's one of those gorilla ugly black girls.

I didn't want to say that because it's really racist sounding, but... yeah.

[Wishbone]

That wasn't very PG Mr. Cena

[Nicky Fives]

lol.... they mute the crowd noise when Cena is announced to have won the Slammy for insult of the year.....

[Schlomey]

I didn't want to say that because it's really racist sounding, but... yeah.

I'm pretty racist actually.

[Wishbone]

There are like 3 youtube shows from WWE how hard is it to be the winner?

[Wishbone]

Big Show getting that one is actually pretty decent

[Asmo]

So Bryan leads with 3 Slammys. Excellent.

[Wishbone]

Ugh... more AJ scandal shit.

[Schlomey]

Off to make a pitcher of purple drank and bbs, fo shiz.

[DaveBrawl]

Slammies? I thought that atrocity was tomorrow night.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Naomi, who i have never seen do anything but the same dance routine, gets a title shot on a ppv? FUUUUUUUuuuuuuu

You should have been watching NXT Season 3 then. She's great.

Daniel Bryan cleaning up on these online Slammies. Seems like he got at least 4 or 5.

[Wishbone]

AJ's boinking Cena! OH NOEZ!!!

[Wishbone]

You should have been watching NXT Season 3 then. She's great.

Daniel Bryan cleaning up on these online Slammies. Seems like he got at least 4 or 5.

Huh, I never saw her wrestle. Maybe this won't be ALL bad afterall.

[Wishbone]

You know I have to admit that the guy who puts together these packages is pretty damn good.

[Cool King]

hahaha!

Cole: Yes, YES! Shawn, I need this here!

[Krimzon7]

Stream???

[Wishbone]

^

[Cool King]

Anyway, I missed the Slammy's that were announced after the Diva's match, who won what?

[Wishbone]

DB got quite a few.

[Wishbone]

Best facial hair being one of them

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Fuck, I didn't know there were Slammy's. This is bullshit.

[Nicky Fives]

26-bell salute..... classy

[Krimzon7]

Thanks in advance guys

[el bobbo]

Classy way to start off.

[Wishbone]

He also got best Tweet I think

[Schlomey]

Classy <3

[Cool King]

It's been said, but....classy.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Well played WWE and well played fans for keeping quiet on that once. Classy shit.

[Krimzon7]

^

am i missing something?

[Krimzon7]

besides the ppv :(

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

26 Bell salute for the victims of Newtown Krim. Mad impressed nobody said anything.

[Wishbone]

Nah I was asking for a stream too

[Nicky Fives]

am i missing something?

he wanted a stream as well, both check your rep..... Santa came early :shifty:

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Now that I think about it, I'm hoping for some CM Punk commentary tonight.

[Krimzon7]

oh nice. well don't wanna sound redundant but that seems like the right gesture for a company based in new england.

[Wishbone]

Found one check your rep Krimzon

[KyleEmmott]

Any predictions on what surprising twists might happen?

[Krimzon7]

he wanted a stream as well, both check your rep..... Santa came early :shifty:
Good thing my eyes were closed :naughty:

[Wishbone]

Shit disregard my stream Krimzon it's spanish....

[Schlomey]

found quality stream until the announcers started speaking spanish. fml :(

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cryme Time will come back together. BROOKLYN BROOKLYN!

[KyleEmmott]

I mustache you a question

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Just had to work my way through about 5 streams til I got a good one then, had a Spanish one for a while.

Should be a nice match to kick things off here.

[Schlomey]

got a great one......so far.

[Krimzon7]

bless you all

[#BROKEN Hasney]

lol ridiculous looking facial hair

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hahahahaah Cody

[Corporate CockSnogger]

One I've got is lagging every now and then, but is good quality.

Can anybody hook me up with one that isn't a firstrow stream?

[Nicky Fives]

love the hipster hate.....fucking hipsters *shakes fist

[KyleEmmott]

My stream just went down, damn it.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Cody's mustache chants.

[Cool King]

I love the chants for Cody's 'tache.

[owenbrown]

Iginfest check your rep

[Schlomey]

shockwave flash has crashed twice on this stream goddamnit! anybody hook me up? about to give up.

[Krimzon7]

haha hawt damn. got it finally. Love Rhodes Scholars. Would like to see them feud with PTP

[KyleEmmott]

My stream just went down, if you don't mind, could you give me a link to a good one in my rep, Thanks.

[CSL]

Sin Cara making me think of ice cream, dunno

[Graveler]

My stream just went down, if you don't mind, could you give me a link to a good one in my rep, Thanks.

Check your rep

[Krimzon7]

Cody has that Rick Rude stache going

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Fuck the haters, love Sin Cara

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Actually love this team of The Masked Mongs in general.

[shadowfoxrz]

anyone have a stream :D much appreciated

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Cody's moustache trending worldwide...

LOL JBL "You don't make fun of Borat, do you?"

[Krimzon7]

haha lawn darts

[CSL]

Cody has that Rick Rude stache going

blasphemy

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Cody's tache is more over than about 80% of the roster.

[Nicky Fives]

crowd seems pretty loud....

[Cool King]

How can Cody keep a straight face while about 16,000 people chant his moustache? :lol:

[Krimzon7]

anyone have a stream :D much appreciated

check rep boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[KyleEmmott]

Has there ever been such a backing behind a wrestler's facial hair?

[Nicky Fives]

Has there ever been such a backing behind a wrestler's facial hair?

Goatface

[KyleEmmott]

How can Cody keep a straight face while about 16,000 people chant his moustache? :lol:

[Schlomey]

holy fucking shit.

[tjmidnight420]

Anybody got a stream?

[Nicky Fives]

just noticed that the ropes were orange..... they ever had orange ropes before?

[Cool King]

Holy shit, that was a pretty damn cool finish!

[Poit]

Has there ever been such a backing behind a wrestler's facial hair?

Mike Knox?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Nice finish, great match.

Honestly, this is my personal 3rd biggest PPV of each year. Usually some great matches.

[Krimzon7]

sick bump sin cara

[CSL]

jesus fuck that was a bump

[KyleEmmott]

Epic way to go through tables

[Schlomey]

That finish was amazing.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

just noticed that the ropes were orange..... they ever had orange ropes before?

They look red to me.

[KyleEmmott]

I'm pretty sure he's hurt.

[Krimzon7]

mysterio was trying to steal sin cara's shoes

[Cool King]

just noticed that the ropes were orange..... they ever had orange ropes before?

I think that might just be your stream.

They're red for me, but they have been orange before. WrestleMania XXIV.

[Cool King]

Getting Windows Movie Maker on the go, there.

[KyleEmmott]

I like JBL. He actually brings up history. Something the rest of the WWE ignores

[CSL]

are these Shield "handheld" vignettes a regular thing? Pretty cool

[tjmidnight420]

Anybody have a stream?

[Cool King]

Antoniooooo!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I get that they have to keep repeating their own names to familiarize everybody with them, but it seems a bit cheesy.

[St. Jimmy]

even with Bryan Danielson, Jon Moxley, and Tyler Black in the Main Event this will suck compared to Final Battle, which was insane.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Nice pop for pancake nips.

[St. Jimmy]

http://i.imgur.com/SYezL.jpg

[#BROKEN Hasney]

are these Shield "handheld" vignettes a regular thing? Pretty cool

Think it started last week. Totally agree, love the style.

[Cool King]

Love the jacket.

[Krimzon7]

that little hand gesture Cesaro does...pretty gay.

Glad to see a US Title defense on PPV though

[KyleEmmott]

Champions are supposed to be announced second...

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Sweet, ROH has changed to garbage wrestling to beg for ratings.

[Krimzon7]

Anybody have a stream?

Check your rep BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Gonna pay attention to this match to see if I like Cesaro. Haven't got into him yet cause he seems pretty boring, but everyone here's raving over his ring work.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

One of these three is not like the others...one of these three just doesn't belong. One of these three should be replaces by Kassius Ohno.

[Schlomey]

are these Shield "handheld" vignettes a regular thing? Pretty cool

reminds me too much of TNA :|

[CSL]

even with Bryan Danielson, Jon Moxley, and Tyler Black in the Main Event this will suck compared to Final Battle, which was insane.

http://i.imgur.com/SYezL.jpg

oh bless

[KyleEmmott]

I like Cesaro, but hate his finisher

[Krimzon7]

so the New England patriots are lighting one Firework volley for each victim ot the CT shooting. That's classy. I love Robert Kraft as an owner. Genuinely good man.

[Schlomey]

Truth does nothing for me :/

[St. Jimmy]

New Rule: Ban anyone who talks about fucking bullshit regional tragedies.

[Nicky Fives]

lol..... commentary are having a good time tonight....

[KyleEmmott]

so the New England patriots are lighting one Firework volley for each victim ot the CT shooting. That's classy. I love Robert Kraft as an owner. Genuinely good man.

I was thinking the same thing.

[Schlomey]

Boring ass match

[CSL]

New Rule: Ban anyone who talks about fucking bullshit regional tragedies.

oh bless x2

[Cool King]

Truth is....Jimmying up?

[Krimzon7]

New Rule: Ban anyone who talks about fucking bullshit regional tragedies.

New Rule: Shut the fuck up Jimmy.

[Nicky Fives]

my stream is the best I've had in a while, and the ropes still look orange..... maybe I am crazy.....

[Rhaps]

Stuck at work and haven't had chance to read the rest of the thread yet.

Good show?

[Cool King]

Yessss!

[Nicky Fives]

just noticed Jack Doan is bald

[Schlomey]

what a horrible match. I was hoping it would pick up but even the finish was a lame duck. 2 PPV"s in a row these 2 didn't deliver. STICK A FUCKING FORK IN THIS AND MOVE ON.

[St. Jimmy]

New Rule: Shut the fuck up Jimmy.

FAAAAAAAAAAGOT.

[Nicky Fives]

I am sensing a run-in.....

[#BROKEN Hasney]

lol can just imagine Antonio going around saying "STOP BOOING YOURSELF. STOP BOOING YOURSELF."

[Schlomey]

FAAAAAAAAAAGOT.

how can someone with such an amazing avatar be so awful? :n: :wavesad:

[Krimzon7]

Miz maybe?

[St. Jimmy]

Cesaro has been pushed better than Ryback in every way. Only guy in the company they're not fucking up.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

He's quite bad on the mic.

[KyleEmmott]

He kind of reminds me of Ivan Drago from Rocky 4

[GSP]

One I've got is lagging every now and then, but is good quality.

Can anybody hook me up with one that isn't a firstrow stream?

What he said.

Why was the ref in the corner and not "knocked" out?

[Krimzon7]

FAAAAAAAAAAGOT.

Right...Shut the fuck up sir.

[Schlomey]

Calm down everyone.

[St. Jimmy]

Right...Shut the fuck up sir.

Come up with a real retort first, you fucking waste of cock-dribble.

[Aikido]

Honest question, when was the last time the WWE Championship wasn't defended on a PPV?

[Krimzon7]

Whoooooooooooooooooooooo Ziggles!

[Schlomey]

Honest question, when was the last time the WWE Championship wasn't defended on a PPV?

Probably back when the brand split was a thing and it was a SD PPV.

[St. Jimmy]

Honest question, when was the last time the WWE Championship wasn't defended on a PPV?

Elimination Chamber?

[slik]

The Iron Sheik ‏@the_ironsheik
Sin Cara or the Sin Caca?

[St. Jimmy]

Nope. Shoot.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Yessssss Da Mizzzzzzz <3

[Schlomey]

MizTV on PPV? Comon....



and that is coming from a Miz fan.....

[Aikido]

I'm going to break my monitor if Mr.Ziggles loses his case tonight.

[St. Jimmy]

Interview Segment on PPV. Fuck WWE.

[Krimzon7]

Why is Barry O on the Television instead of Tom Brady? GTFO POTUS!!!

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Oh god. They didn't get enough people falling asleep watching this shit on Raw?

[The Condor]

Fuck Miz

[slik]

Why is this on a ppv?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Fair enough, with 3MB they're at least going for a home run.

[Cool King]

3MB?

Random.

[The Condor]

3MB is worthwhile though

[Schlomey]

holy fucking shit. this is so worth it!

[Aikido]

Yea 3MB, maybe the segment won't be that bad after all.

[Krimzon7]

MizTV on PPV? Comon....



and that is coming from a Miz fan.....

This just got awesome

[el bobbo]

3MB BABY!!!

[St. Jimmy]

FUCK ALL OF THIS. FUCKING FUCK. KILL THE WRITERS.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

CAUSE OF THE 3MB BABY! PPV OF THE YEAR!

[KyleEmmott]

I personally don't like 3MB...

[Corporate CockSnogger]

lol yesss 3MB as well.

[el bobbo]

This is just great.

[KyleEmmott]

I would never pay $50 for this...

[CSL]

here comes Drewventud

[Aikido]

I dig Slater And McIntyre, but for the life of me, i will never buy Mahal, he's such a random.

[Cool King]

Drew must be the only person in history to thrust his hips while air guitaring.

[The Condor]

Love this group

[Schlomey]

Saw 3MB live. They are AMAZING.

[el bobbo]

Talkin' shit about Jay-Z in Brooklyn = instant heat

[St. Jimmy]

FUCKING FUCK THIS IS EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH WWE. THIS COMPANY IS IN THE TOILET BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT.

[Juan]

Ugh. Way too much St. Jimmy in this thread

[The Condor]

Miz is soooooo bad, he's making these guys look like god damn gold.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

hahaahahahahaha

[Krimzon7]

haha official bathroom break for the slammies

[Corporate CockSnogger]

lol at them picking on the Spanish Announcers. Amazing.

[The Condor]

Picking on the Spanish! Instant classic!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the dig to the Spanish team

[el bobbo]

hahahaha

[Poit]

The guy with 2 foreign teammates is putting down foreigners.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hhahaah Ricardo

[St. Jimmy]

THIS IS A WASTE OF FUCKING TIME. MAKE PEOPLE WRESTLE. IT'S A WRESTLING COMPANY. NOT SOME LYNARD SKYNARD STAND UP SPECIAL. FUCKING KILL EVERYONE IN THE RING RIGHT NOW.

[el bobbo]

Ricky!!!!

[Aikido]

So Remind me about your Anti-Bullying campaign WWE.

[The Condor]

Who would have though Del Rio's face turn would be due to 3MB.

[Schlomey]

2 segments in a row where race is being challenged...I wonder whats up with this....

[Cool King]

Del Rio face turn?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Alberto and Ricardo face turn? Should be interesting.

[el bobbo]

Del Rio face turn!!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

hhahahaah Del Rio turns face by saving Ricardo from 3mB hahahahaa

[Nicky Fives]

Del Rio face turn???????? Dafuck

[Schlomey]

Del Rio face turn?

[Cool King]

I've just realised, 3MB are pretty much a rock version of 3 Count.

[Emperor Smeat]

So the rumors of Del Rio turning face might be true after all.

This is such a random segment even for a ppv.

[Krimzon7]

face turn for ADR?

[KyleEmmott]

Shit, I went into the kitchen when 3MB was making there way to the way...What I'd miss?

[Juan]

DEL RIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[St. Jimmy]

B A STAR EVERYONE.

[The Condor]

I hated when Miz came out but this segment was pretty damn good.

[Nicky Fives]

I'm still waiting for someone to take a bump onto the couch during one of these segments.....

[Cool King]

I'm actually really interested in the thought of a Del Rio face run.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I've just realised, 3MB are pretty much a rock version of 3 Count.

Which is why they're just so fantastic.

WE LOVE THE BACKSTREET BOYS, NSYNC TOO. BRITNEY SPEARS IS KINDA CUTE.

WE LOVE TRL ON MTV. EVERYBODY 3 COUNT 123. 1. 2. 3333333333333.

From memory, sukka.

[el bobbo]

This is some decent storytelling right here.

[owenbrown]

what the fuck is going on here?

[St. Jimmy]

HOW ABOUT YOU HAVE THE MATCH NOW SO WE DON'T EVER HAVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN ON THIS ALREADY ASSWIPE PPV?

[Schlomey]

trying to get miz over as a face by teaming him with a heel. #ondafly

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Loud we want ryder chant

[Nicky Fives]

WE WANT RYDER! with that reaction, the crowd will shit all over the match unless it is Ryder....

[Poit]

Drew looks good with chest hair.

[KyleEmmott]

RYDER RYDER RYDER

[St. Jimmy]

Miz is the worst thing out of all of this. THAT'S STAGGERING. So much fucking terrible shit going on.

[owenbrown]

loud We Want Ryder chants

[owenbrown]

goddammit STD lol

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Pretty funny way to turn Del Rio face though, just by having someone insult Spanish speaking people.