The Official Night of Champions Thread

[Lock Jaw]

So, there is a PPV tonight, or something. With a pre-show that is currently happening now.

Discuss, or whatever.

[Cool King]

Was just about to make a thread for this. :y:

I'm surprised that nobody did it earlier.

[Cool King]

3MB kicking things off.

[glanville6]

Lock Jaw- Heath Slater being misused since he was coached by Christian?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

3MB has to go all the way to win it? Unfair.

[Cool King]

Tensai having trouble taking his jacket off.

[Cool King]

The volume at the announce table seems to be a little low.

[Cool King]

I can see Swagger running with the flag becoming a gif.

[Lock Jaw]

Lock Jaw- Heath Slater being misused since he was coached by Christian?

Being misused, but nothing to do with Christian.

3MB could be getting some good heat as a "stable", instead of used as basically joke jobbers.

[Wishbone]

Love that we get commercials even during a stream lol

[Lock Jaw]

The audio of the commentary on this pre-show is pretty horrendous. Can barely hear it compared to the effect mics.

[Wishbone]

Brodus' gear tonight is freakin' awful...

[Wishbone]

U-SO!

[Lock Jaw]

Swagger looks so much better with longer shaggier hair and five o'clock shadow. He looks dumb again now.

[Wishbone]

I came in late has PTP been eliminated yet?

[Poit]

PTP hasn't come in yet.

[Poit]

Zeb looks like a barber hat gave birth to a fisherman's jacket.

[Lock Jaw]

The boosted crowd audio/effect mics makes all these guys sound super over..

[Razzamajazz]

i don't think i'll pay for this one tonight. can someone link me a stream when it starts please?

[Wishbone]

The boosted crowd audio/effect mics makes all these guys sound super over..

probably good idea to do this more often then lol

[Wishbone]

Jesus PTP's tights tonight are a very VERY terrible shade of baby blue/turquoise...

[Cool King]

MILLIONS OF DOLLARS!

[Wishbone]

i don't think i'll pay for this one tonight. can someone link me a stream when it starts please?

I would but I'mma need one myself. :(

[Heisenberg]

Waiting for my supper to process into poop and then see how long Night of Champions keeps me entertained

[Lock Jaw]

probably good idea to do this more often then lol

Problem is they didn't boost the commentary, so it is pretty impossible to hear them.

[Cool King]

DAMNIT!

I originally had Young defeating Swagger that way in Tipsters but I changed it to Titus using his finisher instead at the last moment! :(

[Wishbone]

Heisenberg... call it dinner like normal people. Freakin' "supper" da hayell's wrong wit you?

[Heisenberg]

damn dog da hayell!!1

[Wishbone]

Is that dude in the red shirt Alex Riley? O_o

[mike adamle]

Ordered this at my work apartment, which is paid for by my company, so my boss paid for this lol

[Lock Jaw]

Yeah, when I turned on the pre-show, first thing I saw was a closeup of Alex Riley talking and I was like "UGH" and nearly turned it off.

[Poit]

Cole: Jack Swagger looks fabulous tonight!

10 seconds later, he gets pinned.

[Wishbone]

Remember Bryan using this countdown music once as a theme.

[Lock Jaw]

Pre-Show playing Daniel Bryan's old theme right now. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!

[Lock Jaw]

Dammit Wishbone

[Wishbone]

Cole: Jack Swagger looks fabulous tonight!

10 seconds later, he gets pinned.

Cole cost them the shot! Zeb should beat his ass. Zeb vs Cole at WM this year!

[Lock Jaw]

Anyways, I probably won't be posting during the actual show, so I will now leave my own thread.

[Wishbone]

Ok anyone found a stream yet and feel like sharing? Please and thank you. :)

[Bad News Gertner]

3MB didn't win? Not ordering the ppv now.

[James Diesel]

Ok anyone found a stream yet and feel like sharing? Please and thank you. :)

Same

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

join the stream forum group.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=night+of+champions+stream

[James Diesel]

its not updated

[KyleEmmott]

I'd appreciate if someone gave me a link to a stream, Rep will be given :)

[Wishbone]

I'm in the stream group btw and thanks :)

[Poit]

Heisenberg, you singing?

[Heisenberg]

You know it, what a way to kick off the PPV

[Cool King]

Fun drinking game: Take a drink whenever the word "Champion(s)" is said.

[Poit]

Do you guys still hear the Spanish announcers?

[#1-norm-fan]

I'd have been intrigued if Triple H made this announcement BEFORE the show. Seems like a good selling point for the PPV.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Night of Pauls.

[shadowfoxrz]

hey guys....:shifty:.hey anyone have a stream.:shifty: much appreciated

[Cool King]

Pfft, nobody uses emails these days. :roll:

[Razzamajazz]

heyman has some chin pubes

[Heisenberg]

shadow, check your face panel

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Stop asking/giving streams in rep. Google it.

[slik]

If anyone wants a stream send me a pm.

don't want to waste rep.

[Heisenberg]

are you moderating somewhere slik?

[Razzamajazz]

google doesn't give shit, i got mine through other means

[slik]

Triple H promo bro!

[Cool King]

Stop asking/giving streams in rep. Google it.

Searching for streams via Google has something like a 20% success rate.

[slik]

are you moderating somewhere slik?

I'm a moderator at the craphole, wrestlecrap's forums

[Cool King]

Believe in <s>The Shield</s> Curtis Axel.

[Heisenberg]

ok, I was on some flash chat window and a slik name was there, was about to ask for chokeslamming powers

[#1-norm-fan]

Good God, keep microphones out of Curtis Axel's hand.

[Poit]

Opening with face Triple H seems odd.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Triple H going for the cheap pop. #heel

[Poit]

*looks at the PPV poster*

I wonder who Triple H will "find".

[Cool King]

It better not be Kofi.

I pray to God it isn't Kofi.

[#1-norm-fan]

Opening with face Triple H seems odd.

Seriously. lol

Have Brad Maddox do this if you need to. At least we're not supposed to despise him as much as Triple H.

[Poit]

It better not be Kofi.

I pray to God it isn't Kofi.

Boom.

[Cool King]

UUUUUUUUUURGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Shit.

[Heisenberg]

Opening with face Triple H seems odd.

Yeah, should of went with the other theme song, now I have confusion

[Cool King]

Well, it looks like Kofi is winning tonight.

[#1-norm-fan]

Come on, Kofi. Get that title off this useless piece of shit.

[KyleEmmott]

If Kofi wins, he is a 5x Intercontinental Champion.

[Cool King]

"Hold the Intercontinental Title for five times".

I think Cole meant "for a fifth time".

[Emperor Smeat]

Torn about this match since Axel hasn't really benefited since being the IC champ while Kofi winning probably means another transitional reign like almost all his IC/US reigns have been.

[Poit]

Well, it looks like Kofi is winning tonight.

Why would you say that?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/60/Night_of_Champions_2013_poster.jpg

:shifty:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Come on, Kofi. Get that title off this useless piece of shit.

By giving it to an even more useless guy?

[Heisenberg]

Would be a wonderful time for hot lesbian action between Emma and Paige rn

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why is HHH screwing heels when he is a heel?

[#1-norm-fan]

By giving it to an even more useless guy?

Kofi actually has some redeeming qualities. They can book his title reign as entertaining. Axel is pretty hopeless.

[Poit]

Why is HHH screwing heels when he is a heel?

Evil is not monolithic.

[#1-norm-fan]

Evil is not monolithic.

If you're scripting evil though, it seems like you'd try to avoid blatantly endearing him to the fans.

[Poit]

If you're scripting evil though, it seems like you'd try to avoid blatantly endearing him to the fans.

I agree. It requires too much thought to make sense.

[Heisenberg]

oh fuck, forgot bout Tipsters, shit

Had a lot of poop to process this weekend

[Poit]

I am wondering why Heyman didn't start this match off by interfering and just leaving with Axel.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Unnecessarily weird school boy there by Kofi.

[KyleEmmott]

Bad camerawork there

[#1-norm-fan]

GAH! Awesome false finish with the exception of the camera not being on it.

[#1-norm-fan]

Axel's gotta win now.

[KyleEmmott]

damn......

[Cool King]

Haha yes!

[Heisenberg]

Fuckin hate the Curtis Axel name, Perfect 2.0 would be better.

[Emperor Smeat]

I am wondering why Heyman didn't start this match off by interfering and just leaving with Axel.

Triple H probably would have gotten the match restarted with some new stip since they made it clear he doesn't like Heyman and Axel

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Pay winda for Curtis Axel.

[#1-norm-fan]

Well, damn.

I guess I shouldn't care. We're about to forget Axel even has a title for the next couple months. The good thing about guys you hate holding mid-card titles in 2013.

[Heisenberg]

Looks like Kofi lost some hair or hairband there

[slik]

That was a decent start for RAW

[Poit]

Triple H probably would have gotten the match restarted with some new stip since they made it clear he doesn't like Heyman and Axel

Oh, sure. It still would've made sense.

[Cool King]

I voted for Jericho.

[Poit]

Me too.

[Poit]

This just feels awkward.

[glanville6]

Their favorite South Park character is Towelie

[Heisenberg]

Effective RVD backstage segment, definitely showcasing humor and teamwork

[slik]

Forgot Aksana was still employed

[Krimzon7]

I'm here. You're welcome.

[owenbrown]

fuck.... AJ is gonna lose isn't she?

[Cool King]

So we go from Lock Jaw's "favourite wrestler", to my "favourite wrestler".

[Razzamajazz]

what is this greatest divas champion nonsense, i guess the women's championship never existed

[Cool King]

The owner of the stream I have seems to be having satellite problems. :|

[Poit]

what is this greatest divas champion nonsense, i guess the women's championship never existed

Cole even said "Diva's or Women's Champion".

[Cool King]

what is this greatest divas champion nonsense, i guess the women's championship never existed

The poll also mentions the Women's Championship.

[Razzamajazz]

oh ok, i was tuning him out

[Poit]

I think this is the first time Natalya's gotten a full entrance, by herself, in months.

[slik]

Brie Bella looks like Rainbow Bright

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Mrs. Undertaker getting put on the poll. hahaha.

[Razzamajazz]

naomi with the butt-butt

[Cool King]

Brie Bella looks like Rainbow Bright

I was thinking Skittles, but yeah.

[Heisenberg]

Wonder if Tyson Kidd jerks off to his boo in the ring, what a lucky dude

[Poit]

Shouldn't the ref be counting the pin?

[slik]

Awesome spot from Natalya

[KyleEmmott]

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

[Cool King]

Oh come the fuck on.

[#1-norm-fan]

Shouldn't the ref be counting the pin?

I was thinking the same thing. Worst refs ever nowadays.

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice double sharpshooter by Natayla

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Don't forget to check out the mid-season finale of total divas at 10pm est!!!

[Razzamajazz]

gotta love commercials on a pay per view

[Krimzon7]

is AJ the most over champion?

[KyleEmmott]

Why is Alex Reiley even around?

[glanville6]

AJ is great.

[Krimzon7]

lol all star panel and alex riley should never be in the same sentence.

[Cool King]

Lawler should really stick to wearing that WWE shirt he was wearing on Raw.

He looked so much better. He looked like an actual member of the announce team and not some crazy shirt guy who just happened to find his way to the announce table.

His shirts are ugly as sin.

[Cool King]

Why is Alex Reiley even around?

He's colour commentary on Superstars.

[Krimzon7]

ha. even king knows that the panel is shit.

[slik]

Roberto heel turn?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

He's not allowed at ringside.

[slik]

Bold prediction:

One of these men will win this match!

[Heisenberg]

Lawler should really stick to wearing that WWE shirt he was wearing on Raw.

He looked so much better. He looked like an actual member of the announce team and not some crazy shirt guy who just happened to find his way to the announce table.

His shirts are ugly as sin.

Word, I thought he picked it out to wear until I heard about the luggage.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

MR. PPV!!!!

[KyleEmmott]

I really want RVD to win, and I think he will. But something to me says he gets screwed over by Ricardo......

[Krimzon7]

Lillian is no Ricardo

[Razzamajazz]

her ass is alot better though

[slik]

He's not allowed at ringside.

Yes, he is.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hahaha A..D..R. point.

[Cool King]

RVD seems to be going bald.

[Razzamajazz]

was that a pin attempt without hooking the leg? :wtf:

[Emperor Smeat]

:wtf: what type of move was Del Rio trying to pull off from the top rope

[Cool King]

DQ?

Boo-urns!

[Heisenberg]

Boring as fuck Del Rio

[owenbrown]

yeah obviously RVD not winning in his home turf

[#1-norm-fan]

Man, this has really felt like a random episode of Raw so far. Like... more so than usual non-WrestleMania PPVs.

[Poit]

Did Ricardo just grab that chair with both arms, with one arm in a sling?

[Razzamajazz]

VAN TERMINATOR

[#1-norm-fan]

lol @ Ricardo holding that chair with his bad arm.

[GD]

Can someone fill me in :wavesad:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Come on Sandow!!!!!!!

[slik]

Cash it in Sandow...

[Cool King]

Did Ricardo just grab that chair with both arms, with one arm in a sling?

Yeah, but he did keep his arm dangling/limp afterwards though.

[KyleEmmott]

WHY WOULD SANDOW NOT CASH IT IN?!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What the shit?!

[Cool King]

I voted for Edge.

[slik]

WHAT

Booker T over Flair
?!?!

[#1-norm-fan]

lolWHAT!?!?!

[owenbrown]

why isn't Triple H in that poll? and Booker? bullshit

[GD]

lol at Stevie Ray reference by JBL.

[Cool King]

I voted for Austin.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What the shit?

[Cool King]

"Roman Rans"?

[Poit]

I voted for Edge.

Me too. We seem to keep voting the same.

[GD]

Booker was by no means a great World Heavyweight Champion. Even if you consider his reigns as WCW Champion.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

FANDANGOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Poit]

I voted for Austin.

Nevermind.

[Emperor Smeat]

Can someone fill me in :wavesad:

Prime Time Players won on the pre-show.
Axel beat Kofi in an impromptu IC title match
AJ retained the Divas title
RVD beat Del Rio by DQ.

[Poit]

Da Daa Da Da Da Da!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

If the Miz wins we riot.

[owenbrown]

your former WWE Champion, ladies and gentlemen

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Awesome Truth Reunion.

[GD]

Prime Time Players won on the pre-show.
Axel beat Kofi in an impromptu IC title match
AJ retained the Divas title
RVD beat Del Rio by DQ.

Thank you :wave:

[Razzamajazz]

summer rae is the highlight of this match

[GD]

I would love to see The Miz return to the tag team division along with former tag team partner Big Show or "Mr. Tuesday night delight" John Morrison.

[Poit]

That... seemed like a low blow.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Do these fans really want Mabel?

[slik]

WE WANT SABLE(s). WE WANT SABLE(s)

[#1-norm-fan]

Miz vs Fandango. Jesus, this really is an episode of Raw.

[slik]

RIP Fandango's push

:(

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh fuck you, WWE.

[Cool King]

I can't help but think that the concussion Fandango suffered in June, really hurt him. :-\

Both physically and career wise.

[Cool King]

For the record, I was typing that before Fandango lost.

[#1-norm-fan]

What if they start an angle where Fandango can't dance because of a leg injury now and build it up to WrestleMania next year where he finally returns to dance? I like it.

[Razzamajazz]

what do those privates in the national guard do for the country

[#1-norm-fan]

So who saves Heyman? Lesnar or do we get a new Paul Heyman guy for Punk to feud with before the eventual Lesnar rematch?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What does WWE and the National Guard have in common? They both do most of their work on weekends.

[Poit]

Does it count as false advertising when Cole says you can catch up on everything you missed on Hulu Plus? They only have a 90-minute Raw recap, not the full episode.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hhahahahah time to die.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Does it count as false advertising when Cole says you can catch up on everything you missed on Hulu Plus? They only have a 90-minute Raw recap, not the full episode.

Probably.

[Razzamajazz]

this is rasslin right here

[glanville6]

No more Axel, please God.

[Poit]

We need a gif of Heyman doing the Lesnar-style warmup there.

[slik]

We need a gif of Heyman doing the Lesnar-style warmup there.

I want a gif of Punk's dive on Heyman as well

[slik]

Vince:

Hey Guys,

Curtis Axel isn't over. Let's make him the focus of about one hour of ppv time. That'll do the trick!

[Poit]

Honestly, Axel is looking quite good in this PPV.

[Cool King]

Honestly, Axel is looking quite good in this PPV.

:yes:

[glanville6]

Vince:

Hey Guys,

Curtis Axel isn't over. Let's make him the focus of about one hour of ppv time. That'll do the trick!

They've brought in Goldust and will be bringing in Dusty to further the Cody storyline... how bout bringing in Mr. Perfect to help his son out?

Plus, he has rapport with Brock Lesnar.

[Poit]

The lack of Heyman interference in this match is bothering me a bit.

[slik]

So Triple H is okay with befriending the guy who kicked his wife in the head and injured his father in law, but not a guy who beat him in a match once on May 20 in Kansas City?

[Poit]

So Triple H is okay with befriending the guy who kicked his wife in the head and injured his father in law, but not a guy who beat him in a match once on May 20 in Kansas City?

Something something good for business.

[GD]

Paul Heyman is so animated :love:

[Cool King]

Well, that's a reaction gif if I ever did see one.

[#1-norm-fan]

Shouldn't Heyman have been on the apron that whole time? Refs not giving a fuck tonight.

[slik]

lol this is great

[Razzamajazz]

cm punk needs to be a star

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Did Axel just leave?

[slik]

wonder if Big E Lanston will debut as 'the next Paul Heyman' guy

[#1-norm-fan]

Well THAT seems a bit unnecessary.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. "I'm tapping!"

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Heyman claiming he's tapping

[Poit]

Heyman just audibly gave up. The ref should stop the match.

[slik]

WHAT

[#1-norm-fan]

RYBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Razzamajazz]

.....really?

[#1-norm-fan]

Heyman just audibly gave up. The ref should stop the match.

Ref not being a star.

[slik]

Well kudos WWE, I didn't see that one coming

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

RYBACK RULES! NEW PAUL HEYMAN GUY!

[GD]

Even an alliance with Paul Heyman will not make me like Ryback.

[#1-norm-fan]

Kinda hope this leads to Ryback eventually turning face again and beating Lesnar. Face Ryback > Heel Ryback.

[slik]

Ref not being a star.

Refs in divas matches ignoring pins and Refs in handicap matches ignoring submissions.

Brad Maddox needs to clean some house.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Bully Ry is a Paul Heyman Gy.

[Cool King]

Oh good. Ryback now has something to do.

[glanville6]

My friend called that finish an hour ago

[#1-norm-fan]

Punk's sweat imprint perfectly on the mat right there.

[Cool King]

I like that they keep showing the replay where you can hear Ryback asking Punk if he's ok after putting him through the table.

[#1-norm-fan]

"The Night of Champions have produced..." lol I like Booker T for all the wrong reasons.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Believe in the Shield.

[Cool King]

Wait, this wasn't included in Tipsters. :-\

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Total Divas on in one minute!

[#1-norm-fan]

Alright, we can go ahead and get this Ziggler job out of the way quick.

[Poit]

Wait, this wasn't included in Tipsters. :-\

Matches are only included in Tipsters if they're posted on wwe.com early enough in the week.

[#1-norm-fan]

Shield matches back-to-back seems odd.

Especially if they make another entrance.

[Cool King]

Matches are only included in Tipsters if they're posted on wwe.com early enough in the week.

Ahh good.

I was beginning to think that I may have missed it in the Tipsters thread.

[slik]

#DeanAmbroseGuy

[GD]

I wonder if Dean Ambrose will abandon his current wrestling style in the future when he is done with the Shield.

[slik]

Shield matches back-to-back seems odd.

Especially if they make another entrance.

I would legit LOL

[KIRA]

I can hear Ambrose and Ziggler talking clearly
BOTCHMANIA fodder.

[slik]

STING!

[GD]

The WWE universe is going with the most known names.

[Cool King]

I voted for The British Bulldogs.

[Cool King]

1,000,000's of $'s

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Shield matches back-to-back seems odd.

Especially if they make another entrance.

They've done that a few times on Raw and PPV.