WWE Raw 8/4 Thread featuring Heisenberg, some artistic combat, and Invisible Cena

[Emperor Smeat]

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We’re less than two weeks away from The Biggest Party of the Summer, but Randy Orton doesn’t seem to be in a celebratory mood — big surprise, we know. As the WWE Universe waits to see what will happen between bitter rivals Roman Reigns and The Viper before their anticipated clash, what else is in store for Raw?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Due to budget cuts, we got rid of our ring. So tune in and see Superstars sort out their differences with heated verbal debates <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/496418370808344576">August 4, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Speaking of SummerSlam, the participants of the main event WWE World Heavyweight Championship match will not be at RAW tonight.

It’s expected a seven minute long video package will air hyping the match and telling the story between Brock Lesnar and John Cena. Both men recorded sit-down interviews for the piece. It’s described as having a similar feel to what UFC might do for one of its big fights.

[thedarkness214]

WWE Fanb0yz,,,,,,,,,

[Theo Dious]

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"And now ladies and gentlemen Mr Reigns will sing the Star Spangled Banner while I drink this glass of water!"

[Corndad]

Heyman has been building up this Lesnar interview all day. Looking forward to that. Also no Cena again tonight.

[Lock Jaw]

I hope Heisenberg does a run-in tonight

[Lock Jaw]

Heck yeah, Authority all coming out as one.

[Corndad]

Kane is SOOO out of place lol

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Even Triple H is selling the network now.

[ClockShot]

WWE Network plug.

Start counting.

[ClockShot]

Again.....

[Corndad]

For just... 9.99...

[Lock Jaw]

I think they really want people to sign up for the WWE Network.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Everybody should.

[ClockShot]

Oooooooooooooooooh, Vince must be feeling the heat. Gotta get them million subscribers.

[Lock Jaw]

So, Dean Ambrose wins and stipulates that the briefcase is on the line.

[KIRA]

One looong WWE network promo

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ambrose will win and make it for the Money in the Bank Case.

[Lock Jaw]

Steph getting great heat tonight

[Corndad]

Steph gets more heat then anyone else...

[KIRA]

Both of whom are not here tonight.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Everybody in the arena should sign up now.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>If they mention the price of the Network this frequently the entire show my TV is going on mute.</font>

[Corndad]

Shouldn't they have a face pushing this 9.99 thing. Why would they wanna do something HHH wants them to do #Itsstillrealtome

[ClockShot]

Someone get on the horn to Heisenberg and have him whip together a $9.99 sign.

[Savio]

Was anything announced for the demon Kane tonight?

[DrCrawford]

I just can't get into Reigns.

Also, I miss when wrestlers didn't come out to the ring soaking wet.

[ClockShot]

I like free.

[Savio]

Kane vs Reigns.....again?

[Lock Jaw]

The Devil's Favourite Jobber

[Heisenberg]

So close to Reigns just now

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Last Man Standing Match! Kane can't lose he's a demon not a man.

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>So <a href="https://twitter.com/TripleH">@TripleH</a> won't sell for any opponent but he'll gladly sell for the WWE Network <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/496447056462876673">August 5, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[KIRA]

The Devil's Favourite Jobber


Its fine I'm pretty sure Kane at this point is just wanting to help put guys over and his only real concern is the state sales tax.

[KIRA]

Is anyone keeping count of how many times WWE network has been said tonight?

[el bobbo]

john orton is livid at reigns!!!

[el bobbo]

Last Man Standing Match! Kane can't lose he's a demon not a man.

He shouldn't even be in this match then.

[ClockShot]

That's a damn good Bray Wyatt lookalike right there.

[Lock Jaw]

Thought that dude in the front row was legit Bray Wyatt for a second.

[DrCrawford]

I am thinking of ordering the network, but I can't find any information pertaining to the price. Does anyone know how much the network costs?

[Emperor Smeat]

If the WWE really wants to push the Network, should do a small price cut to get more people on board.

$9.98 sounds a lot better than $9.99 and wouldn't need the constant schilling.

[Lock Jaw]

Kane's wig seems ill-fitting today.

[KIRA]

WWE network drinking game!

[owenbrown]

WWE network drinking game!

we'll all die of alcohol poisoning before hour 2

[Emperor Smeat]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They get to their feet at 9.99. King hahah

[Lock Jaw]

Heisenberg must be happy. Got to see The DEMON KANE chokeslam someone through a table.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Kane: Aww come on. Stay down.

Reigns: No.

Kane: I'll be your friend.

Reigns: No.

Kane: Oh you're mean.

[ClockShot]

Why ain't the ref counting?

[ClockShot]

Ref botch.


He's gonna get FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

He was on his feet at 8.

[KIRA]

One spear ?

[el bobbo]

I am thinking of ordering the network, but I can't find any information pertaining to the price. Does anyone know how much the network costs?

This is the first time I've even heard about it. I have no idea how to even subscribe to it.

[Corndad]

Looking forward to this Lesnar Interview.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Getting Heyman's DVD tommorrow. :y:

[ClockShot]

Atleast Brock will win the title.

Unlike Batista's recent return......:lol:

[GD]

Brock Lesnar is a grade A bad ass.

[el bobbo]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>&quot;My client, Brock Lesnar, has a penis tattooed on his chest.&quot;</p>&mdash; Kayfabe News (@KayfabeNews) <a href="https://twitter.com/KayfabeNews/statuses/496455432027009024">August 5, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Corndad]

There would be no Cena if Brock didn't leave. DAMN. This is getting good.

[Heisenberg]

God damn this video to hell

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

There would be no Cena if Brock didn't leave. DAMN. This is getting good.

True.

[Lock Jaw]

Nice package

[DrCrawford]

Wtf is this clown music

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What do the Wyatt's get if they win these stipulation matches?

[rockman725]

I wonder if anyone in the back considers the fact that the more they shove the Network plugs down the audience's throat, the less likely they will sign up for it!?!

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Leaving <a href="https://twitter.com/JohnCena">@JohnCena</a> in a pile of blood, urine and vomit is usually Nikki Bella's job. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/496456463464660992">August 5, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Lock Jaw]

Yo, your move is the F5, well mine's the FU

[GD]

If Brock Lesnar wins the title at SummerSlam, he will be the first wrestler to have won both the WWE World Heavyweight Championship and the WWE Undisputed Championship.

[slik]

Brock/Cena good promo

[Lock Jaw]

Damn. Thought Jim Ross was coming out.

[Emperor Smeat]

Really thought it was going to be a JR impersonation

[slik]

Good Ol Sandow

[Corndad]

Cue Mark Henry

[ClockShot]

Good time for Philsby Texas' own to come on out.

[Corndad]

Yup

[slik]

BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY

NOT THIS WAY

DAMMIT

DAMMIT TO HELL KEENG

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

MARK FUCKING HENRY

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

That helmet ain't gonna protect you from getting your wig split Sandow.

[slik]

OH MY GOD KEENG

IT'S STING

STING IS HERE. STING IS THE MYSTERY MAN KEENG.

[ClockShot]

All we need now is for N.O.D. 2.0 to make an appearance.....

[Lock Jaw]

Really miss Mark Henry's hair. Looks approximately 87% less intimidating without it.

[slik]

EVIL OPPORTUNIST EDGE AND THAT DAMN JEZEBEL LITA

[Lock Jaw]

Still love his theme, though.

[KIRA]

Nobody knows BBQ like Texas

Tennessee begs to differ

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Mirror of Jobbersed.

[GD]

I've heard that Oculus has received some good reviews on Rotten Tomatoes.

[ClockShot]

So, what's Adam Rose supposed to be doing again?

[KIRA]

REALLY this couldn't be on that fucking app?

[Lock Jaw]

Was hoping that Leo Kruger would have been in the mirror going "TA TA"

[slik]

Was waiting for Michael Myers to show up and be a lemon

[Dark One]

Just got home and was about to ask how Raw was so far, and turned on my stream to see Adam Rose having some weird hallucination of being in a suit, so, I'll draw my conclusions from that.

[el bobbo]

I read an article on VICE about rosebud porn the other day. I will never look at Adam Rose the same way. Don't look rosebud porn up.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Just got home and was about to ask how Raw was so far, and turned on my stream to see Adam Rose having some weird hallucination of being in a suit, so, I'll draw my conclusions from that.

Nevermind that shit. Dean Ambrose time!

[GD]

These CFO$ guys are doing a bad job at new entrance themes.

[Lock Jaw]

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For only $9.99

[KIRA]

now I gotta do it

[slik]

subtle promo for oculus by wwe...

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

This CFO$ guy is doing a bad job at new entrance themes.

It's two guys.

[GD]

It's two guys.

:eek:

[GD]

These CFO$ guys are doing a bad job at new entrance themes.

It's two guys.

:eek:

They are both doing a terrible job.

[Dark One]

This CFO$ guy is doing a bad job at new entrance themes.

Jim Johnston did Harper & Rowan's theme, which other than the kid intro, is pretty great. CFO$ has done most of the rest, and they all sound like garbage. I feel like some of the earlier ones he'd done in NXT were good, but all of the revamps and new music for the past several months have been awful and are just getting worse.

It must be the budget cutbacks. "Here's a guy with a dollar sign in his name. That's hip, right? He'll only charge six bucks per song."

[ClockShot]

The Hulk Hogan Birthday Celebration.

Dear lord.

[Lock Jaw]

Constantly bandaged Dean Ambrose.

New DDP.

[GD]

Surprisingly, Alberto Del Rio is still being booked as a solid threat.

[Savio]

So we all know Dean is winning right?

[Dark One]

Dean Ambrose taking lessons from DDP on the art of bandage selling for a millennium.

[GD]

Jim Johnston did Harper & Rowan's theme, which other than the kid intro, is pretty great. CFO$ has done most of the rest, and they all sound like garbage. I feel like some of the earlier ones he'd done in NXT were good, but all of the revamps and new music for the past several months have been awful and are just getting worse.

It must be the budget cutbacks. "Here's a guy with a dollar sign in his name. That's hip, right? He'll only charge six bucks per song."

The kids on YouTube can do a better job.

[el bobbo]

http://www.makeamericafair.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/999.jpg

[ClockShot]

An hour in and I'm sick of this $9.99 crap.

[GD]

Was looking for Moxley's CZW theme

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[Dark One]

An hour in and I'm sick of this $9.99 crap.

You can opt out for the low low price of $9.99 per minute.

[ClockShot]

King might be on to something if this ends at 10:39

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

At this point I think we all have to assume that Seth Rollins will just lose his match to make the time a non-factor.

[GD]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/JerryLawler">@JerryLawler</a> For the love of GOD! Shut the fuck up about the WWE Network!</p>&mdash; Meet Davé (@MeetDeepakDave) <a href="https://twitter.com/MeetDeepakDave/statuses/496462023056568320">August 5, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/JerryLawler">@JerryLawler</a> For the love of GOD! Shut the fuck up about the WWE Network!</p>&mdash; Meet Davé (@MeetDeepakDave) <a href="https://twitter.com/MeetDeepakDave/statuses/496462023056568320">August 5, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>take notice infomercials, Theres a new Ron Popeil in town! <a href="https://twitter.com/TripleH">@TripleH</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a> $9.99 <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE">@WWE</a> NETWORK &gt; RONCO <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SetItAndForgetIt?src=hash">#SetItAndForgetIt</a></p>&mdash; Dolph Ziggler (@HEELZiggler) <a href="https://twitter.com/HEELZiggler/statuses/496448722344378368">August 5, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Lock Jaw]

Keep trying to hum Dean Ambrose's theme and it keeps changing into HHH's TIME TO PLAY THE GAME theme.

[Dark One]

Keep trying to hum Dean Ambrose's theme and it keeps changing into HHH's TIME TO PLAY THE GAME theme.

That would be the best thing to ever happen to him. Well, other than dating Renee.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Good thing 9.99 is impossible to achieve in time.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>take notice infomercials, Theres a new Ron Popeil in town! <a href="https://twitter.com/TripleH">@TripleH</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a>
$9.99 <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE">@WWE</a> NETWORK &gt; RONCO
<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SetItAndForgetIt?src=hash">#SetItAndForgetIt</a></p>&mdash; Dolph Ziggler (@HEELZiggler) <a href="https://twitter.com/HEELZiggler/statuses/496448722344378368">August 5, 2014</a></blockquote>
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There goes another Ziggler push...

[Dark One]

Really looking forward to Dean Ambrose winning the Beat the Clock challenge with 32:43 to Seth Rollins' 33:45

[ClockShot]

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[GD]

Ambrose was way too loud.

[Corndad]

Nice move from the top rope there.

[Dark One]

Maybe this'll be the time where someone wins Beat the Clock by getting their rival's opponent a win by DQ within the first minute.

[GD]

Surprisingly, Alberto Del Rio is still being booked as a solid threat.

[ClockShot]

That was way too long for a beat the clock match.

Unless tonight's script sucks and RVD/Rollins is just as long.

[Corndad]

H should have Kane come out, hit Rollins with a chair like a minute in and get RVD DQed.

[Lock Jaw]

Good match. Alberto Del Rio such a solid worker that is just saddled with a boring character...

[ClockShot]

I like how Cena doesn't get the censor treatment when he says "bitch" and everyone else does.

[Lock Jaw]

Brie Bella is very weird when she talks like THIS!!!

She will talk and then randomly emphasize the last WORD!!!

[GD]

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You think you could tell us what to do.
You think you could tell us what to wear.
You think that your better.

[Lock Jaw]

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Gonna end it one way OR ANOTHER!!!!

[KIRA]

So is Jim Johnston taking a long holiday


Because firing CFO$ would be best for business.

[GD]

Jamie Noble :love:

[rockman725]

I like how Cena doesn't get the censor treatment when he says "bitch" and everyone else does.

I'm pretty sure the reason has to do with the context. Cena said it as part of a figure of speech and was not directed toward someone where as the other usages are direct insults at each other.

[GD]

I love Rusev's theme. Feels epic! Would love to make it my alarm.

[KIRA]

Well nerds pop your boners heres Lana

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Put the Flag on the Pole type of match? Or the winner gets his Flag and anthem played afterwards?

[ClockShot]

No mic time for Lana tonight.

Heh. Well I'll be.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Is that the longest match ever in a Beat the Clock challenge?

[Lock Jaw]

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This should be in the opening post

[Dark One]

No mic time for Lana tonight.

Heh. Well I'll be.

There's still time.

[ClockShot]

Ahhhhhhhhhh. They pulled a fast one. Match on the app.

[KIRA]

poor Hunico

[Lock Jaw]

Sin Cara jobbing between the commercials now.....

[Lock Jaw]

Dry tea, dry tea.....

[Corndad]

How did Sin Cara make it through the cuts lol

[Lock Jaw]

Obama with a lot of heat in Texas

[ClockShot]

Da.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

This is awesome.

[Corndad]

Where's Volkoff when you need him.

[slik]

Obama will defeat Putin in a last man standing match at SummerFest

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.minus.com/iblVjYO3MY0Adx.gif

[ClockShot]

Looks like the 5-year old in the graphic design dept. put Swagger's shirt together.

[KIRA]

Obama with a lot of heat in Texas

Well it is Texas

[Lock Jaw]

Heisenberg marking out, bro

[el bobbo]

Zeb Colter needs to bring out Joe the Plumber next week.

[Corndad]

Pop for Megan the nurse!

[KIRA]

Those conservative douches.....oh hes fighting for people


also smaller words Zeb you're in Texas

[ClockShot]

Pretty safe bet that Swagger wins at Summerslam for Tipsters.

Right?

[Corndad]

Love Swagger's shirt more ever week. Don't even care.

[DrCrawford]

An hour in and I'm sick of this $9.99 crap.

Yup, turned it off in the middle of the Ambrose/Del Rio match.

If they want people to subscribe, how about putting on consistent quality programming? Nah that makes too much sense.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Yup, turned it off in the middle of the Ambrose/Del Rio match.

If they want people to subscribe, how about putting on consistent quality programming? Nah that makes too much sense.

So you turned it off during a great match? I guess you don't watch quality programming when it's on.

[Lock Jaw]

Was hoping that Heisenberg was gonna run in to make the save for Zeb

[rockman725]

This is really a hard feud to work with. Normally, I'd be all like USA USA USA, but I f'in hate Obama so I have to side with anyone who's against him, so yeah, I guess I'm supporting Russia? Wait, what? My head hurts.

[Dark One]

This is really a hard feud to work with. Normally, I'd be all like USA USA USA, but I f'in hate Obama so I have to side with anyone who's against him, so yeah, I guess I'm supporting Russia? Wait, what? My head hurts.

I don't even know where to begin with this.

[DrCrawford]

So you turned it off during a great match? I guess you don't watch quality programming when it's on.

I'd rather not watch at all hearing them shill the network the whole time

[Corndad]

This is really a hard feud to work with. Normally, I'd be all like USA USA USA, but I f'in hate Obama so I have to side with anyone who's against him, so yeah, I guess I'm supporting Russia? Wait, what? My head hurts.

:nono:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hahahah England get screwed.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

This is really a hard feud to work with. Normally, I'd be all like USA USA USA, but I f'in hate Obama so I have to side with anyone who's against him, so yeah, I guess I'm supporting Russia? Wait, what? My head hurts.

You traitorous scum.

:)

[el bobbo]

Cesaro is the new Ziggler.

[rockman725]

You traitorous scum.

:)

:wave:

[slik]

terrified Cesaro will turn into Sandow, ie, a comedy gimmick that always loses

[el bobbo]

This is really a hard feud to work with. Normally, I'd be all like USA USA USA, but I f'in hate Obama so I have to side with anyone who's against him, so yeah, I guess I'm supporting Russia? Wait, what? My head hurts.

You don't have to like the president. You can disagree all you want with him and still be an American. Why the fuck would you support Russia?

[GD]

Cesaro jobbing to Ziggler?

[Simple Fan]

How many other people found out it was Obamas birth day from Lana

[Corndad]

Stardust. HELL YES.

[GD]

WWE has done an amazing job at destroying the Rhodes brothers.

[slik]

I miss Brad Maddox

[KIRA]

This is really a hard feud to work with. Normally, I'd be all like USA USA USA, but I f'in hate Obama so I have to side with anyone who's against him, so yeah, I guess I'm supporting Russia? Wait, what? My head hurts.

:wave: :fu:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

This is bullshit. They never had make fun of Bush segments.

[Corndad]

I would run out for that Heyman DVD if I didn't think would be on the Network in like 3 months... and besides it's only...



https://sp3.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608008700379858607&pid=15.1&P=0

[KIRA]

You know why that is.

[slik]

Off-Topic: Does anyone else like Chocolate Almond Milk? About to consume some.

[rockman725]

You don't have to like the president. You can disagree all you want with him and still be an American. Why the fuck would you support Russia?

This is the reason why I said it's a tough feud. The anti-Obama shots make me pop like crazy for the heel, but then it turns all of a sudden into USA vs. Russia. Anybody who is anti-Obama is probably going to feel the same way. Do notice that the boos in the crowd are not nearly as loud when Lana does an anti-Obama jab. Just making an observation!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Rybaxel!

[Corndad]

http://www.stonesthrow.com/uploads/news/7db87b327b6c2f626ab17ed602301220.jpg

[Simple Fan]

This is really a hard feud to work with. Normally, I'd be all like USA USA USA, but I f'in hate Obama so I have to side with anyone who's against him, so yeah, I guess I'm supporting Russia? Wait, what? My head hurts.

We the people dude not Obamas people

[GD]

The commentators are doing a horrendous job at promoting Stardust and Goldust.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Off-Topic: Does anyone else like Chocolate Almond Milk? About to consume some.

How does Almond have a milk? It doesn't have a tit?

[KIRA]

This is bullshit. They never had make fun of Bush segments.

Thats cause Vince liked Mr. Taxcuts

[Dark One]

You buy cosmic dust in a back alley. Cosmic dust is cocaine.

[road doggy dogg]

quick yes/no: is it worth turning off baseball to watch an ILLEGAL STREAM of WWE Raw is War right now

how's the show been

[Destor]

this match is shit

[GD]

The commentators are doing a horrendous job (in general).

[Destor]

first time ive turned raw on in ages...regretted immediately. gonna go for a run instead i think

[slik]

WHAT

Is this the end of DEMON KANE!??!

[Corndad]

No more DEMON!

[KIRA]

I think he just gave them notice

[GD]

Jacob Goodnight debuts.

http://cdn.bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/see-no-evil-2.jpg

[road doggy dogg]

what

[Emperor Smeat]

quick yes/no: is it worth turning off baseball to watch an ILLEGAL STREAM of WWE Raw is War right now

how's the show been

Its been ok but the constant Network schilling has been annoying.

Keep watching baseball but have Raw playing in the background if possible.

[rockman725]

The point that I'm trying to make is that I enjoy all of the anti-Obama stuff that Lana is dishing out & because of that, it is hard for someone who is anti-Obama to not want to cheer for it. Totally different story if Obama was not included in this feud.



We the people dude not Obamas people

Obama's People...ain't that the truth. Sorry, but this is a politically motivated feud and I bought in 100%. Can't say that I ever would mark out for this much real talk in wrestling.

[road doggy dogg]

rockman725 is going to get hit by a drone shortly

rip rockman725's TPWWforums.com career

[KIRA]

Jacob Goodnight debuts.

http://cdn.bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/see-no-evil-2.jpg

BULLSHIT! didn't he get his head completely blown off or something

[Lock Jaw]

Really wish Kane could get a character direction and stick with it for more than a few months.

[slik]

How does Almond have a milk? It doesn't have a tit?

Almond milk is a beverage made from ground almonds, occasionally used as a substitute for dairy milk.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almond_milk

and it's delicious..

[Lock Jaw]

THE DEMON KANE just feeling discouraged after being left out of KotF

[road doggy dogg]

wish NerF would allow write-ins

[road doggy dogg]

really long Jericho intro, or Scherzer vs Jeter matchup...

[road doggy dogg]

Jeter grounds out like a pu$$y, go Max

[Dark One]

Pretty sure the CFO$ version of their theme is 45 minutes of the same harmonica note pushed through auto-tune.

[road doggy dogg]

Wyatt family music does not fit their intro at all lol wtf terrible

[dronepool]

Kane being cheesy again

[road doggy dogg]

like Bray has this real mellow bayou sound to it, lights off and lighters/phones etc... fits the character. they just have some annoying guitar riff with the same walk-up, just seems real lazy

[KIRA]

like Bray has this real mellow bayou sound to it, lights off and lighters/phones etc... fits the character. they just have some annoying guitar riff with the same walk-up, just seems real lazy

I know exactly what you mean

[Corndad]

Holy crap the Bray in the front row.

[road doggy dogg]

stephanie mcmahon vs brie bella at SS lol wtf, there is no way that is seriously happening

[Dark One]

stephanie mcmahon vs brie bella at SS lol wtf, there is no way that is seriously happening

Main evented last week and is going to do it again. PREPARE YOURSELF.

[Corndad]

Pretty sure Sandow has won a match since Fandango has.

[GD]

The feud continues :rofl:

[slik]

oh no

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[Dark One]

What the fuck is this.

[road doggy dogg]

Oh great, this crap. Let's see Phil Coke put this game out of reach for us now...

[Lock Jaw]

Wonder how long until Fanadango makes out with his new dance partner

[Fenix122]

Horndango? Hornswango?

[el bobbo]

Almond milk is a beverage made from ground almonds, occasionally used as a substitute for dairy milk.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almond_milk

and it's delicious..

Almond juice.

[KIRA]

This is the most Primo and/or Epico has been consistently on television to my memory

[Corndad]

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[Lock Jaw]

Diego looking like Bloodsport

[road doggy dogg]

Phil Coke gets 2 outs, maybe he won't blow this

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Feud is over :(

[GD]

Who would have thought that Primo Colon would be winning matches left and right on RAW in 2014 :roll:

[Lock Jaw]

Hornswoggle face turn! Burying the hatchet with the bull....

[Dark One]

Fandango should've brought the chloroform.

[Poit]

That was quite a thing.

[slik]

9.99 starting to look too expensive a month...

[Dark One]

Was the bull humping Layla?

[KIRA]

Vince has all the humor of a 5yr old without the charm

[road doggy dogg]

Renee and Orton on my TV.... sploosh

[Lock Jaw]

Was the bull humping Layla?

Lucky bull....

[road doggy dogg]

Yeah Orton, RKO his ass outta nowhere

[road doggy dogg]

Renee's panties got a lil wet there, didja see it

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It's Bo Time!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

lol JBL corrects Cole. Cole sounds pissed.

[road doggy dogg]

Still not really buying this Bo Dallas stuff

[Lock Jaw]

Still not really buying this Bo Dallas stuff

But it's only $9.99

[GD]

William's Wrestling Entertainment :yes:

[GD]

Arrive . What's up . Conquer . Leave

[Dark One]

But it's only $9.99

I wouldn't buy it for $0.99