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Emperor Smeat
09-22-2014, 06:07 PM
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Despite John Cena’s best efforts at Night of Champions — and a Money in the Bank cash-in attempt by Seth Rollins — Brock Lesnar maintains his vise-like grip on the WWE World Heavyweight Title. However, the landscape of WWE seemed to undergo a seismic shift around The Beast Incarnate at last night’s event, with three other titles changing hands. Now that the dust has settled, what can we expect from what’s sure to be a blockbuster Raw? WWE.com has some theories.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>No, we haven't started the script for RAW yet. We're busy writing apology letters to all WWE Network subscribers for that finish <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/514029395078418432">September 22, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Corndad
09-22-2014, 07:21 PM
I really hope they don't fully go the Cena vs Rollins route yet. Rollins/Ambrose deserve a HIAC MATCH. Have 2 if you have to. Put Brock/Cena 3 in one too and let Brock destroy and end the feud.

ClockShot
09-22-2014, 07:28 PM
Raw got 2 hours to get me hooked. Blacklist returns tonight and I have every intention of watching it.

Head-to-head with MNF is one thing, but now fall television kicks into high gear.

Droford
09-22-2014, 07:40 PM
that's what DVRs are for

Emperor Smeat
09-22-2014, 07:49 PM
Although Dean Ambrose was originally slated to take on Randy Orton this evening, The Authority has reconsidered and will address the situation live on tonight's show.

Droford
09-22-2014, 07:51 PM
obviously there will be a Rollins/Ambrose straightjacket HIAC match at HIAC

no one remembers WCW Mayhem 2000

ClockShot
09-22-2014, 08:02 PM
that's what DVRs are for

Yeah. Tell that to Comcast since they jacked up my cable bill another $10.

el bobbo
09-22-2014, 08:03 PM
I'M NOT DEAD!

Tom Guycott
09-22-2014, 08:03 PM
Oh, look, it's the TAXI MASTER!

ClockShot
09-22-2014, 08:05 PM
HOSTAGE SITUATION!

Cool King
09-22-2014, 08:05 PM
"I'm not leaving this ring!"

*Leaves ring to get a chair*

Poit
09-22-2014, 08:05 PM
Lol, did Ambrose just ask for Austin's beer?

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 08:06 PM
Dean Ambrose the man

owenbrown
09-22-2014, 08:07 PM
look who's sticking their fucking nose where it doesn't belong again.... SUPER CENA!

owenbrown
09-22-2014, 08:08 PM
So SUPER CENA gets the briefcase tonight?

ClockShot
09-22-2014, 08:08 PM
Fuck 'em up, Dean!

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 08:08 PM
Cena vs. Ambrose in a "Winner Gets to Beat Up Seth Rollins" match

Droford
09-22-2014, 08:09 PM
lol Ambrose vs Cena..nah..tag match playa

ClockShot
09-22-2014, 08:09 PM
Tag team sense is tingling.

Savio
09-22-2014, 08:09 PM
HHH should have let them fight.

RVDmark
09-22-2014, 08:09 PM
Evening all

KIRA
09-22-2014, 08:09 PM
I thought John was gonna break out a we're not so different speech.

Cool King
09-22-2014, 08:09 PM
I smell a tag team match, playa!

VSG
09-22-2014, 08:10 PM
Authorit-ay!

Emperor Smeat
09-22-2014, 08:10 PM
Would be a lot funnier if Lesnar was there and all 3 were chasing Rollins

ClockShot
09-22-2014, 08:10 PM
Holy shit, Cole. What the fuck are you wearing?!

Poit
09-22-2014, 08:10 PM
Cena vs. Ambrose in a "Winner Gets to Beat Up Seth Rollins" match

Seth Rollins on a pole match.

Savio
09-22-2014, 08:12 PM
The guy with the SUV was leaving because he had enough of Cena.

Cool King
09-22-2014, 08:12 PM
Damn, does the cameraman have Parkinson's disease or something?

That camera was shaking like hell.

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 08:13 PM
Really wanted Dean Ambrose to make it into that trunk. Would have been hilarious if he just drove off with Ambrose in the trunk.

Tom Guycott
09-22-2014, 08:13 PM
Lol, did Ambrose just ask for Austin's beer?

I will repeat what I said last night: Mox is currently the best parts of the WWE runs of both Hollywood Blondes all rolled into one.

Cool King
09-22-2014, 08:14 PM
Holy shit, Cole. What the fuck are you wearing?!

Yeah, I was going to say that Cole has actually found a way to make Lawler not be the worst dressed at the table.

RVDmark
09-22-2014, 08:14 PM
Damn, does the cameraman have Parkinson's disease or something?

That camera was shaking like hell.

Camera man was laughing at Rollin's probably.

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 08:15 PM
TYLER BREEZE!!!!

Miss this theme

ClockShot
09-22-2014, 08:15 PM
Haven promo. How long until Edge drops by to promote that show again?

Mercenary
09-22-2014, 08:15 PM
Watching Gotham Over Raw right now,

Emperor Smeat
09-22-2014, 08:15 PM
Didn't they already reveal the roster last month?

Droford
09-22-2014, 08:15 PM
Sting is on (after) RAW

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 08:16 PM
Got really excited to hear that theme again, and then was let down that it was for a videogame promo

Kingofdaswing
09-22-2014, 08:16 PM
Makes no sense to me why the authority didn't let Ambrose and Cena go at it.

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 08:17 PM
YESSSS!!! CENA VS ORTON TONIGHT!!!!

ClockShot
09-22-2014, 08:17 PM
Cena vs. Orton: Part 5,000.

owenbrown
09-22-2014, 08:17 PM
YAY! ORTON VS CENA AGAIN!

-NO ONE EVER

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 08:18 PM
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Droford
09-22-2014, 08:18 PM
ha..WWE read my post

Poit
09-22-2014, 08:18 PM
Mizdow's miniature title belt is glorious. :lol:

Corndad
09-22-2014, 08:18 PM
Cena- Orton. Take a Billion. Least keeping it new and fresh.

Shisen Kopf
09-22-2014, 08:18 PM
Love me some Cena vs Orton. So fresh.

owenbrown
09-22-2014, 08:18 PM
lmfao Damien Mizdow has a prop IC title :rofl:

dronepool
09-22-2014, 08:18 PM
Pretty decent opening.

Heisenberg
09-22-2014, 08:18 PM
Sandow makes Miz bits so much bearable

Poit
09-22-2014, 08:19 PM
What happened to R-Ziggler?

Savio
09-22-2014, 08:19 PM
Ziggler Please.

Droford
09-22-2014, 08:19 PM
R-Ziggler is no more

ClockShot
09-22-2014, 08:19 PM
Zigs got a new shirt.

He should win by default.

Tom Guycott
09-22-2014, 08:19 PM
As for Cole's suit, I hope its a full out zoot suit...

Wait, who called the "stunt double" IC strap last night?

Cool King
09-22-2014, 08:19 PM
Haha, I knew as soon as Miz won last night, that Mizdow would have his own title.

Corndad
09-22-2014, 08:20 PM
Didn't they pay any attention to the Rumble crowd at all. No one ever wants ro see that match ever again.

Droford
09-22-2014, 08:21 PM
As for Cole's suit, I hope its a full out zoot suit...

Wait, who called the "stunt double" IC strap last night?

me. I also called for sandow to get his on stunt double

Poit
09-22-2014, 08:21 PM
Did... did King just suggest that Morgan Freeman play the part of R-Ziggler?

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 08:22 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GTYqI5F.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2014-9-22)

Savio
09-22-2014, 08:24 PM
ouch @ that neck breaker

Tom Guycott
09-22-2014, 08:27 PM
Did... did King just suggest that Morgan Freeman play the part of R-Ziggler?

That's actually awesome in my head.

Cool King
09-22-2014, 08:31 PM
Mizdow is fantastic.

ClockShot
09-22-2014, 08:33 PM
YES!

Poit
09-22-2014, 08:33 PM
Kinda awesome that Ziggler won the same way Miz won last night.

Corndad
09-22-2014, 08:33 PM
Dolph!!!!!!

VSG
09-22-2014, 08:34 PM
What was the point?

Cool King
09-22-2014, 08:34 PM
One day reign.

Innovator
09-22-2014, 08:34 PM
A lesbian and gay man trying to make a baby have more chemistry than Cena and Orton

Emperor Smeat
09-22-2014, 08:34 PM
:y: Ziggy won

owenbrown
09-22-2014, 08:35 PM
we really didn't need to see dual asscracks to finish this match

KIRA
09-22-2014, 08:35 PM
I just got a look at Cole What THE FUCK?

Innovator
09-22-2014, 08:35 PM
we really didn't need to see dual asscracks to finish this match

Owen, do you like movies about Gladiators?

Poit
09-22-2014, 08:37 PM
A lesbian and gay man trying to make a baby have more chemistry than Cena and Orton

So, you're saying they just need a turkey baster?

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 08:37 PM
Second one day IC title reign for Miz

Innovator
09-22-2014, 08:38 PM
So, you're saying they just need a turkey baster?

Au jus?

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 08:40 PM
Bo Dallas positively dripping tonight

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 08:40 PM
http://i.imgur.com/UCeqUAt.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2014-9-22)

ClockShot
09-22-2014, 08:41 PM
No flag?

Must be more budget cuts.

Emperor Smeat
09-22-2014, 08:41 PM
http://i.minus.com/iblVjYO3MY0Adx.gif

Cool King
09-22-2014, 08:41 PM
http://i.imgur.com/4mouQ71.gif

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 08:42 PM
http://i.imgur.com/4mouQ71.gif

VSG
09-22-2014, 08:42 PM
Oh fuck you guys

owenbrown
09-22-2014, 08:42 PM
BOLIEVE!

Poit
09-22-2014, 08:43 PM
Damn, it really is Swaggie time.

el bobbo
09-22-2014, 08:43 PM
http://giant.gfycat.com/GrotesqueGoldenGrizzlybear.gif

Cool King
09-22-2014, 08:44 PM
I've never really been a fan of white trunks. It just makes the wearer look like they're wrestling in their underwear.

Cool King
09-22-2014, 08:44 PM
Or a nappy.

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 08:44 PM
Swagger picked the ankle! Swagger picked the ankle!

Emperor Smeat
09-22-2014, 08:45 PM
:lol: Zeb

Cool King
09-22-2014, 08:45 PM
:lol: Zeb.

owenbrown
09-22-2014, 08:45 PM
Bo :'(

Cool King
09-22-2014, 08:46 PM
It appears that tonight, me and Smelly Meatball are twins.

Poit
09-22-2014, 08:46 PM
Zeb is great sometimes. :lol:

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 08:46 PM
Hopefully this Swagger/Bo feud is now done and he can go back to feuding with Rusev

Innovator
09-22-2014, 08:46 PM
I really can't take Cole seriously in that suit

Heisenberg
09-22-2014, 08:46 PM
Eric The Actor motherfucker, respect

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 08:46 PM
Nice. Paying tribute to "Eric the Actor" and not Paul Bearer's son.

Cool King
09-22-2014, 08:47 PM
Hopefully this Swagger/Bo feud is now done and he can go back to feuding with Rusev

I get the feeling that after Rusev is done with Henry, we'll see a Rusev/Big Show feud.

Cool King
09-22-2014, 08:47 PM
Nice. Paying tribute to "Eric the Actor" and not Paul Bearer's son.

I was just thinking that.

owenbrown
09-22-2014, 08:48 PM
I really can't take Cole seriously in that suit

that would require taking Cole seriously period

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 08:49 PM
Rusev beat Henry in convincing fashion and literally made him cry. Should be over.

Never had a straight up "non-controversial" win over Swagger. Swagger has unfinished business and he should get to it.

Innovator
09-22-2014, 08:49 PM
I want them to parody Airplane! and cut to the arena from last night and have the cab still there with the meter running

Poit
09-22-2014, 08:49 PM
STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS BAND.

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 08:50 PM
Layla smoking hot

Poit
09-22-2014, 08:50 PM
"Nattie's husband"

Innovator
09-22-2014, 08:50 PM
Blonde on blonde violence, we have to work together to stop this

Innovator
09-22-2014, 08:51 PM
I'm a fan of Summers outfit

ClockShot
09-22-2014, 08:52 PM
Got a little over an hour to go of summer.

owenbrown
09-22-2014, 08:52 PM
Layla wearing very non PG clothing tonight

DrCrawford
09-22-2014, 08:52 PM
I haven't been watching, didn't know nattie lost weight. She always looked good though

Tom Guycott
09-22-2014, 08:52 PM
Could you read that cue card a little harder, Nattie?

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 08:53 PM
Discus light touch

Poit
09-22-2014, 08:53 PM
JBL: "You don't stop in the middle of nowhere and throw someone out of a car!"
Cole: "You've never done that?"

I... I can't believe I'm saying this. I'm siding with JBL.

Dark One
09-22-2014, 08:53 PM
Came home to a Total Divas match. Cool. I guess.

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 08:54 PM
I miss Fandango

Corndad
09-22-2014, 08:55 PM
Has Kane even won a match as Corperate Kane?

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 08:57 PM
I really miss Johnny Curtis

Poit
09-22-2014, 08:58 PM
Has Kane even won a match as Corperate Kane?

Kane pinned Dean Ambrose on the June 20 Smackdown. Was he Corporate or Demon then?

Poit
09-22-2014, 08:58 PM
That was, by the way, Kane's only non-DQ win this year.

Dark One
09-22-2014, 08:59 PM
I really miss Johnny Curtis

http://31.media.tumblr.com/a89960cd9a5ed94d72bcf32d9bfcdc39/tumblr_mj9ivfrdFp1rnux1so1_250.gif

:naughty:

Cool King
09-22-2014, 08:59 PM
Kane pinned Dean Ambrose on the June 20 Smackdown. Was he Corporate or Demon then?

Demon.

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 09:00 PM
Liked that camera move for Ambrose's music

Poit
09-22-2014, 09:01 PM
Demon.

Then no, Corporate Kane has never won a match. Excluding the Demon Kane's win in June, Kane has not won a match since October. He joined the Authority right after the match.

Dark One
09-22-2014, 09:02 PM
Did I miss anything else tonight? Looks like Seth Rollins ran like a bitch, Ziggler reclaimed his title within 24 hours, Bo Dallas continued to be a Bo-ner, and some Total Divas stuff happened?

Corndad
09-22-2014, 09:02 PM
I miss early 2000's Kane.

owenbrown
09-22-2014, 09:03 PM
Tonight's Raw main event... John Cena vs Randy Orton is brought to you by...

http://www.vitacost.com/Images/Products/1000/Sominex/Sominex-Nighttime-Sleep-Aid-Original-Formula-042037103576.jpg

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and...

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Mercenary
09-22-2014, 09:04 PM
Well I will no longer be watchin Raw hour 1. Gotham was great!

Cool King
09-22-2014, 09:05 PM
Hooray for shaky cam.

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I would like to see this done for when Rollins was backstage with Ambrose and Cena.

Poit
09-22-2014, 09:08 PM
Tonight's Raw main event... John Cena vs Randy Orton is brought to you by...

http://www.vitacost.com/Images/Products/1000/Sominex/Sominex-Nighttime-Sleep-Aid-Original-Formula-042037103576.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-tfD0DuBrTfI/UDADLr6fivI/AAAAAAAACIk/9HqDaNGZMFE/s1600/unisom.jpg
https://www.valuevalet.ca/images/upc/z/552933.JPG

and...

http://www.groceryheadquarters.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/zzzquil3-e1340632038962.jpg

I could probably take all of those and not fall asleep. :-\

Emperor Smeat
09-22-2014, 09:08 PM
Nice of Rollins to come back and I assume return the car he stole.

RVDmark
09-22-2014, 09:09 PM
I could probably take all of those and not fall asleep. :-\

But the Cena/Orton match should do the trick.

owenbrown
09-22-2014, 09:10 PM
Nice of Rollins to come back and I assume return the car he stole.

back to the scene of the crime where Rollins committed a felony

Corndad
09-22-2014, 09:12 PM
Cmon guys don't go all using logic and realism here. Sheesh.

Cool King
09-22-2014, 09:13 PM
This Cena/Orton match will be the 19th time they've faced each other, one on one.

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 09:14 PM
Well I will no longer be watchin Raw hour 1. Gotham was great!

Got it DVRed. Will watch post-RAW.

Cool King
09-22-2014, 09:15 PM
Jamie Noble, controlling the situation. As always.

ClockShot
09-22-2014, 09:16 PM
Ambrose is going out through the ceiling paneling.

YOU WATCH!

owenbrown
09-22-2014, 09:16 PM
FINALLY STEPHANIE MAKES SENSE!

Poit
09-22-2014, 09:16 PM
But the Cena/Orton match should do the trick.

Doubtful.

Cool King
09-22-2014, 09:16 PM
Ambrose really wants to come out of the closet.

Dark One
09-22-2014, 09:17 PM
Spoiler: Dean Ambrose escapes. The Authority should have used Khali.

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 09:17 PM
Ambrose is going out through the ceiling paneling.

YOU WATCH!

Would be hilarious if Seth is shown backstage, and Ambrose pops out of an air duct and attacks him.

ClockShot
09-22-2014, 09:17 PM
BREAKING NEWS!

Seriously, they got a freakin' newsroom for this stuff?

owenbrown
09-22-2014, 09:17 PM
This Cena/Orton match will be the 19th time they've faced each other, one on one.

that seems like a very low number

ClockShot
09-22-2014, 09:18 PM
Would be hilarious if Seth is shown backstage, and Ambrose pops out of an air duct and attacks him.

Totally could see it happening. :lol:

owenbrown
09-22-2014, 09:18 PM
speaking of people who should no longer be champion....the king of too many limes.... SHEAMUS!

ClockShot
09-22-2014, 09:19 PM
Nice to see the Usos without the tag titles.

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 09:19 PM
I feel like I have seen this match

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 09:20 PM
Nice to see the Usos without the tag titles.

I think you mean sad.

Cool King
09-22-2014, 09:20 PM
http://oi58.tinypic.com/vcrymp.jpg

Vince is a billionaire, but he won't fork out the cash to upgrade his PC's from Windows XP.

Savio
09-22-2014, 09:21 PM
#WCW

ClockShot
09-22-2014, 09:22 PM
I think you mean sad.

Don't get me wrong, I like 'em. I think they held on to them a bit to long. Would have liked to see the Wyatts take 'em back in the summer and run with them.

Dust Bros. are a nice change of pace.

slik
09-22-2014, 09:22 PM
https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/421790_494862663905851_130502843_n.jpg?oh=8bb612cc226804e203758eb4c19cd5a2&oe=54C2BEDD

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 09:23 PM
Could have held them forever. :heart: The Usos

slik
09-22-2014, 09:23 PM
Well I will no longer be watchin Raw hour 1. Gotham was great!

Read good reviews of Gotham....curious to watch it.

Do you think it's interesting enough to last more than a few episodes? I hope so.

Cool King
09-22-2014, 09:27 PM
http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/001/641/856/Mavenhuffman_display_image_crop_north.jpg?w=338&h=225&q=75

owenbrown
09-22-2014, 09:27 PM
Cesaro got screwed

Poit
09-22-2014, 09:27 PM
Ambrose really wants to come out of the closet.

I wholeheartedly support this course of action.

KIRA
09-22-2014, 09:29 PM
It just hit me Stardust=Nightmare fuel

Emperor Smeat
09-22-2014, 09:35 PM
Ouch. Sheamus went face first onto the floor.

KIRA
09-22-2014, 09:40 PM
They finally called Goldust's finisher

Cool King
09-22-2014, 09:43 PM
They finally called Goldust's finisher

So it's called The Final Cut?

I've went for years thinking it was called "OH!".

ClockShot
09-22-2014, 09:44 PM
Oh, but Cena beats Brock in the video game promo.

Pfft.

#1-norm-fan
09-22-2014, 09:47 PM
I got here just in time for sad Henry.

Did I miss an Eric the Midget tribute of some sort??? Seems so random. I know he was a fan and all but he'd never been mentioned on air or anything. Was just a famous "superfan".

Then again they might get a mention on Stern tomorrow.

owenbrown
09-22-2014, 09:48 PM
Cena is invincible in all WWE video games :shifty:

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 09:48 PM
Mark Henry gonna cry

Cool King
09-22-2014, 09:48 PM
I got here just in time for sad Henry.

Did I miss an Eric the Midget tribute of some sort??? Seems so random. I know he was a fan and all but he'd never been mentioned on air or anything. Was just a famous "superfan".

Then again they might get a mention on Stern tomorrow.

Cole mentioned his passing.

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 09:48 PM
http://i.imgur.com/69nNYfM.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-night-of-champions-2014)

#1-norm-fan
09-22-2014, 09:49 PM
I enjoy this Mark Henry story. Wherever it's going.

KIRA
09-22-2014, 09:49 PM
Rusev segment piss break

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 09:49 PM
I enjoy this Mark Henry story. Wherever it's going.

Mark Henry moves to Russia

Emperor Smeat
09-22-2014, 09:50 PM
I got here just in time for sad Henry.

Did I miss an Eric the Midget tribute of some sort??? Seems so random. I know he was a fan and all but he'd never been mentioned on air or anything. Was just a famous "superfan".

Then again they might get a mention on Stern tomorrow.

Just a quick mention and nothing special. Nothing about Paul Bearer's son passing was mentioned at the time or before it.

KIRA
09-22-2014, 09:50 PM
So it's called The Final Cut?

I've went for years thinking it was called "OH!".

LOL either that or The "devastating move by Goldust"

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 09:51 PM
Love the way Lana says "Shut Up"

slik
09-22-2014, 09:52 PM
Lana's Russian Tennessean accent is fantastic

KIRA
09-22-2014, 09:53 PM
And hard as hell to pull off

#1-norm-fan
09-22-2014, 09:53 PM
Rematch needs more drama. Where's Lillian to make Mark cry again?

owenbrown
09-22-2014, 09:54 PM
can we get a muzzle for JBL? MUTE

KIRA
09-22-2014, 09:55 PM
http://i.imgur.com/69nNYfM.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-night-of-champions-2014)

Cryin *sighs*

Cool King
09-22-2014, 09:57 PM
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Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 10:00 PM
Sweet Rusev dropkick.

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 10:00 PM
#USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAU SAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA

When I say UCE, ya'll say "A"!

slik
09-22-2014, 10:00 PM
this match is boring

KIRA
09-22-2014, 10:00 PM
I'd like to think the people of Memphis don't buy this USA v Russia thing.

Poit
09-22-2014, 10:00 PM
OK, I was looking forward to Raw, to see where they were going with the Seth Rollins stuff. But apparently it's nothing more than Cena and Ambrose being mad at him? What about Lesnar?

Kingofdaswing
09-22-2014, 10:03 PM
I can't be the only one who thinks JBL needs to shut the hell up.

KIRA
09-22-2014, 10:05 PM
How long does Vince intend to keep this up its gotten really old really fast

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 10:06 PM
I love Ambrose trying to launch himself off of that case with wheels on it

KIRA
09-22-2014, 10:08 PM
Steph is clearly the brains of the outfit

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 10:08 PM
Dean Ambrose "Die Hard"ing his way through some vents right now

Poit
09-22-2014, 10:08 PM
The Bunny!

Cool King
09-22-2014, 10:09 PM
Oh Lord.

Adam Rose and the bunny?

KIRA
09-22-2014, 10:10 PM
I'm pretty sure JBL got bad touched by the Easter bunny as a child it's the only reason I can think of for his rage.

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 10:11 PM
Bunnies are freaky with them hoppy little legs and twitchy little noses...

KIRA
09-22-2014, 10:12 PM
Don't forget their BLOOD RED EYES a lot of people miss that

Cool King
09-22-2014, 10:12 PM
http://theyearofhalloween.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/gif-monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-killer-rabbits.gif

Cool King
09-22-2014, 10:13 PM
SLATER GATOR!

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 10:13 PM
Really want the bunnies head to accidentally come off and ruin the career of whoever is under it

owenbrown
09-22-2014, 10:14 PM
How can Justin Roberts say "THE BUNNY" and keep a straight face?

KIRA
09-22-2014, 10:14 PM
They should boo this match on principle

Not Slater Gator though.

Poit
09-22-2014, 10:14 PM
Bunnies are freaky with them hoppy little legs and twitchy little noses...

And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for, anyway?

Kingofdaswing
09-22-2014, 10:14 PM
This is why wrestling is considered "Gay." Or uncool.

Unbelievable.

Corndad
09-22-2014, 10:14 PM
Hahahahahhaaha

Emperor Smeat
09-22-2014, 10:15 PM
I'm pretty sure JBL got bad touched by the Easter bunny as a child it's the only reason I can think of for his rage.
Or maybe the Easter bunny never gave him a treat as a kid and he's been building resentment ever since.

Cool King
09-22-2014, 10:15 PM
I'm still waiting to find out what kind of "party" it is that Adam Rose hangs out with.

I've never seen or heard of a party consisting of those kinds of people.

KIRA
09-22-2014, 10:15 PM
Listen to him that is the rage of a boy who had his balls cupped Yea JBL got fondled.

Poit
09-22-2014, 10:15 PM
This is why wrestling is considered "Gay." Or uncool.

Unbelievable.

I don't see how those two terms are related.

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 10:16 PM
Drug party

Cool King
09-22-2014, 10:16 PM
Really want the bunnies head to accidentally come off and ruin the career of whoever is under it

I've read that both Justin Gabriel and Sami Zayn have been taking turns at being the bunny.

Cool King
09-22-2014, 10:17 PM
I get the feeling that tonight, the part of the bunny is being played by Sami Zayn.

Cool King
09-22-2014, 10:18 PM
Poor Slater Gator.

Poit
09-22-2014, 10:18 PM
How can Justin Roberts say "THE BUNNY" and keep a straight face?

Do you remember the re-debut of Brodus Clay?

"From Planet Funk..."

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 10:18 PM
Definitely Sami Zayn.... recognized his dance moves at the start. :shifty:

Poit
09-22-2014, 10:19 PM
Being hit by the bunny... it's like a... rabbit punch.

I'll show myself out.

KIRA
09-22-2014, 10:19 PM
bunnymania???? there is no low Cole won't be willing to sink to

Cool King
09-22-2014, 10:20 PM
bunnymania???? there is no low Cole won't be willing to sink to

http://theoclardy.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/bunnymania.jpg

Emperor Smeat
09-22-2014, 10:20 PM
#BunnyMania

Calling it now, Bunny ends up being the one who beats Lesnar for the title and leads the WWE into its next glorious era. Start selling little bunny masks and stuffed animals and Cena no longer becomes the top merch seller with kids.

Kingofdaswing
09-22-2014, 10:20 PM
I don't see how those two terms are related.

This show is so gay

This so is so uncool

Not that hard to see buddy.

But for real, that's why they draw a 2.8 and 2.9. It's sad the crap they are putting on TV

KIRA
09-22-2014, 10:21 PM
Being hit by the bunny... it's like a... rabbit punch.

I'll show myself out.

Before you leave here's a sword that statement demands ritual seppuku.

Poit
09-22-2014, 10:22 PM
This show is so gay

This so is so uncool

Not that hard to see buddy.

But for real, that's why they draw a 2.8 and 2.9. It's sad the crap they are putting on TV

... sigh.

Heisenberg
09-22-2014, 10:24 PM
I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control and it MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!

slik
09-22-2014, 10:24 PM
WWE might not want to bite that ppv hand that's fed them well for years too hard incase the Network doesn't work out...

slik
09-22-2014, 10:24 PM
Does anyone else think Michael Cole is wearing a very Vince McMahon type suit tonight?

slik
09-22-2014, 10:24 PM
BellaInACell

Shisen Kopf
09-22-2014, 10:24 PM
This show is terrible

KIRA
09-22-2014, 10:25 PM
They should dub over the bellas like Kaientai or LaParka

Kingofdaswing
09-22-2014, 10:25 PM
Here is a feud no one giv a a fuck about. Bad acting, old story.

Show us your tits, or piss off

Poit
09-22-2014, 10:26 PM
BellaInACell

Belle in a Cell

http://dettoldisney.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/beauty-and-beast-belle-father-dungeon.jpg

Corndad
09-22-2014, 10:26 PM
My god Brie needs new music.

Innovator
09-22-2014, 10:26 PM
God if la parka were here id be soooo happy

slik
09-22-2014, 10:26 PM
Where is BROOOOCKKKK LESNAR

or his advocate,

Paul Heyman

#1-norm-fan
09-22-2014, 10:26 PM
Just had a thought of Triple H and Stephanie walking into the room to get Ambrose and finding the cover hanging off the air vent and Ambrose missing...

KIRA
09-22-2014, 10:26 PM
Its like Vince is daring the audience

Cool King
09-22-2014, 10:27 PM
Maybe it's because I'm a guy and I have no interest in "fashion", but I don't get why girls love wearing things with spikes on it.

Like Nikki's hat. Covered in spikes. I've also seen women on nights out with heels covered in spikes and handbags with spikes on them and so on.

Corndad
09-22-2014, 10:28 PM
Do you really wanna be the ONLY Bella?

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 10:28 PM
Nikki with a much better "shape" than Brie. Brie needs more sandwiches.

Cool King
09-22-2014, 10:28 PM
My god Brie needs new music.

Yeah, it ain't good.

#1-norm-fan
09-22-2014, 10:29 PM
Is Daniel Bryan cheating on Brie with that lady still a thing? Has it been mentioned since that night?

Corndad
09-22-2014, 10:29 PM
#SaveUsAJ

KIRA
09-22-2014, 10:29 PM
Belle in a Cell

http://dettoldisney.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/beauty-and-beast-belle-father-dungeon.jpg

Nope that Belle is charismatic and engaging and probably cuts a solid promo if you buy her interactions with Gaston.

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 10:30 PM
I really want to enjoy this Bella angle.... and I really appreciate them doing Diva storylines.... and the Bellas both have improved greatly in the ring..... but they are just terrible actresses......

Innovator
09-22-2014, 10:30 PM
Just had a thought of Triple H and Stephanie walking into the room to get Ambrose and finding the cover hanging off the air vent and Ambrose missing...

Ambrose always wanted to know how a TV dinner feels like

Cool King
09-22-2014, 10:30 PM
Is Daniel Bryan cheating on Brie with that lady still a thing? Has it been mentioned since that night?

It's never been mentioned again.

Lock Jaw
09-22-2014, 10:30 PM
Is Daniel Bryan cheating on Brie with that lady still a thing? Has it been mentioned since that night?

Brie mentioned it in some way like "Yeah, you paid someone to lie"

Heisenberg
09-22-2014, 10:31 PM
#SaveUsAJ

SAVE US AUSTIN!!! Save us!!!

KIRA
09-22-2014, 10:31 PM
Well yea I can't say they aren't trying but its just not enough

Poit
09-22-2014, 10:34 PM
#Bunnymania, #1 trend worldwide...

Heisenberg
09-22-2014, 10:34 PM
GODDAMMIT AUSTIN SAVE US!!! STONE COLD!! STONE COLD!! STONE COLD!!