SmackDownLIVE - Official Thread - September 13th

[slik]

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SmackDown LIVE Preview : Quick Hits

* Heath Slater will sign his SmackDown LIVE contract tonight
* Will AJ Styles’ WWE World Championship reign get off to a 'Phenomenal' start?
* The Irish Lass Kicker goes from hunter to hunted
* Will The Miz and Maryse receive any ‘Backlash’ for their actions?
* Can Bray Wyatt bounce back from his loss to The Demon Kane at Backlash?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Funny Heath Slater funny segment, Usos attack.

[Droford]

John Cena coming back :( to win #16

[Mercenary]

I missed raw so hopefully SD is decent

[Mr. Nerfect]

If Cena comes back for the title shot at No Mercy like rumored, where does that leave Dean Ambrose? Feuding with Dolph Ziggler?

[Mr. Nerfect]

* AJ Styles vs. John Cena for the WWE World Title
* Randy Orton vs. Bray Wyatt in Hell in a Cell
* Dean Ambrose vs. Dolph Ziggler
* Becky Lynch vs. Natayla for the Women's Title
* Heath Slater & Rhyno vs. The Usos for the Tag Titles
* Nikki Bella vs. Carmella
* Some IC Title match

[Mercenary]

* AJ Styles vs. John Cena for the WWE World Title
* Randy Orton vs. Bray Wyatt in Hell in a Cell
* Dean Ambrose vs. Dolph Ziggler
* Becky Lynch vs. Natayla for the Women's Title
* Heath Slater & Rhyno vs. The Usos for the Tag Titles
* Nikki Bella vs. Carmella
* Some IC Title match

Hell in a cell is a Raw ppv so dont count on it

[Mr. Nerfect]

Not counting on it, but instead of doing two HIAC on the RAW PPV, I can see them maybe making it "HIAC month" and having one on RAW and one on SmackDown.

[DAMN iNATOR]

John Cena coming back :( to win #16

He better fucking not...:mad::fu:

[Mercenary]

He better fucking not...:mad::fu:

settle down owen

[Blonde Moment]

Heath Slater screws it up again. Remains unsigned.

[ClockShot]

THEY DON'T WANT NONE!

[Mercenary]

I gotta admit I hate aj's hair

[Anybody Thrilla]

Who the fuck cares about his hair? There's a lot more to the guy.

[Mercenary]

Who the fuck cares about his hair? There's a lot more to the guy.



No shit

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at that new catchphrase.

[Mercenary]

The champ that runs the camp......the hell?

[ClockShot]

Styles should collect a trophy from Ambrose. Maybe steal his leather jacket or something?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I didn't hear him. What was he saying about a camp?

[Lock Jaw]

Dude in green shirt with smiley face and dude in red shirt sitting beside him at the show..... they were at RAW last night too..... and seems like half of all WWE events......

[Anybody Thrilla]

Was Cena filming something previously?

[ClockShot]

GO AWAY! STYLES WON THIS FEUD!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Seeing Cena in Philly reminds me of that epic ONS match with Rob Van Dam.

[ClockShot]

Was Cena filming something previously?

Might have. But he's been around. Been a part of the last few post show matches.

[Emperor Smeat]

So is Cena going to do what he promised weeks ago and admit Styles is the better man?

[Savio]

Nikki's panties?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Cena, if you've gotta beat the man to be the man, then both you and AJ still need to beat Dean.

[Poit]

According to the hanky code, John Cena likes fisting other men.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Cena v. Ambrose tonight?

[DAMN iNATOR]

KILL
DEAN
KILL!

[Anybody Thrilla]

According to the hanky code, John Cena likes fisting other men.

Actually seems kinda accurate based on his career.

[Emperor Smeat]

Was Cena filming something previously?

Think he just wanted a break but he's taking another break after Smackdown's next ppv for Season 2 of American Grit.

[Lock Jaw]

What did Stone Cold say on his podcast?

[slik]

missed the 1st ten minutes...AJ/Cena/Dean in ring...did Cena show up outta nowhere...how was his pop?

[Savio]

John Cena coming with the fire.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Cena heel turn?! :eek:

[Evil Vito]

Cena not fucking around

[slik]

Cena buring Dean....:(

[Evil Vito]

Now Dean turning the tables on Cena.

This is fun.

[Dark One]

Hot start.

[ClockShot]

This is gettin' good.

[Lock Jaw]

Dean saying that Cena couldn't even beat the chump that he couldn't beat either

[slik]

Everybody cutting crazy promos, I love it

[Anybody Thrilla]

Cena has done nothing to earn his way into the No Mercy match.

Should be awesome regardless, though.

[ClockShot]

Don't think I could live with a month long Styles title run.

But Styles beating both would be yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge.

[owenbrown]

DO NOT LET CENA TIE RIC FLAIR

[Lock Jaw]

Did Shane say that Ambrose will still get a one on one rematch at a later date despite putting him in a triple threat?

[Emperor Smeat]

Really good start to Smackdown tonight.

[slik]

No Mercy main-event is LIT

[Poit]

No Mercy main-event is LIT

And I will be watching it... LIVE, in Sacramento, California!

[Lock Jaw]

Usos going the other way and wearing white pants tonight

[Lock Jaw]

Feel like they could have kept the style of their old gear, which was real good, and just mute the colours a bit..... or just keep the old gear and let their actions speak for them.....

[Lock Jaw]

POOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUNNNNNCCCEEEEEE

[Emperor Smeat]

If the Usos wore straw hats, they could probably pass as a Barber Shop singing team.

[Mercenary]

lol @ hype job bros

[Lock Jaw]

Poit, what does the code say about shirtless Uso with hanky in his back left pocket..... is he trying to send signals to John Cena.......

[slik]

I think AJ's partner will be one of the following:

Dolph

Kane

Miz

Corbin

[slik]

sweet @thedemon_POIT

[Mercenary]

We need a Honk a meter for the miz now

[Dark One]

I think AJ's partner will be one of the following:

Dolph

Kane

Miz

Corbin

AJ's partner will be...

...

...

...

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[Savio]

His partner will be Bray, someone needs to eat the pin.

[ClockShot]

HAWKINS!

HE'S HERE!

[Mercenary]

HAWKINS!

HE'S HERE!

Can he go away again too?

[ClockShot]

Oh. Miz gets the red carpet again.

[owenbrown]

GO AWAY ZIGGLER!

[KIRA]

Dare we hope Dolph got some character development

[slik]

oh lord Dolph about to lose another feud

[slik]

Is Dolph talking about himself or Miz...

[Lock Jaw]

Dolph brushing everything off with "I'm in a slump"

[DAMN iNATOR]

Damn...these promos have been straight-up ON POINT tonight! :y:

[ClockShot]

Thank you, Dolph. You finally brought it up.

[ClockShot]

Leave her at home, Miz.

[slik]

damn the promos tonight are awesome

[Emperor Smeat]

Couldn't Bryan just strip him of the title as punishment?

[KIRA]

Miz has a point all dolph did was get booted out of the WHC picture

[owenbrown]

Surprised Daniel didn't threaten to strip him of the title there.

[owenbrown]

goddammit, Smelly Meatball. lol

[ClockShot]

God Corbin sounded weird there.

[KIRA]

Baron Corbin as champ LMAO

[Lock Jaw]

Baron Corbin want title match

[Funky Fly is back]

Dean Ambrose wouldn't last a minute with Umaga

[owenbrown]

Dean Ambrose wouldn't last a minute with Umaga

Because Umaga's dead.

[Lock Jaw]

Apollo Cruise not smiling tonight.

[ClockShot]

Smiley ain't smiling.

[Mercenary]

The only good wrestler from Stone Mountain id not Crews just saying

[Emperor Smeat]

Looks like Crews lost his smile.

[ClockShot]

Jack Swagger?

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/HUp6NTI.gif

[Mercenary]

Swaggah!?

[Dark One]

Now that Heath Slater will be signed, Jack Swagger will be taking the gimmick of hottest free agent.

[Triple A]

Damn Jack Swagger used to be the world champion? Jesus...

[Mercenary]

Swaggah gets promo time?

[Dark One]

Swagger is drunk.

[owenbrown]

We(ed) The People

[Anybody Thrilla]

This is just bizarre.

[Dark One]

I'm drunk.

[Savio]

I thought they were going to drop "We the people" which would have been retarded.

[Lock Jaw]

Swagger reminding us of his past, and then telling us to forget everything we know about him.

[slik]

RAW could've kept Swagger...

[ClockShot]

Thought Swagger was gonna go a new direction until we went all "We the people" at the end.

Whatever. Roster gets a boost.

[Dark One]

Really needed to close that promo with "I just want to... to come here... to.. to do... good.. Swaggie things? GODDAMNWOO"

[ClockShot]

Also, Swagger said he got a hot wife. Someone get on that and get info/pics.

[Shadrick]

Really needed to close that promo with "I just want to... to come here... to.. to do... good.. Swaggie things? GODDAMNWOO"

then he should razor stomp for like 20 minutes straight

[Mercenary]

I'm drunk.

Wish I was :(

[Lock Jaw]

Looked like a total badass in that backwards cap! I wouldn't want to mess with him!

[KIRA]

Oh Swagger.....

[Dark One]

Also, Swagger said he got a hot wife. Someone get on that and get info/pics.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lWRT7_AlGS0/Tj4dgZLTlbI/AAAAAAAAAyg/TgCayxG-hz4/s1600/003+%25282%2529.jpg

She's no Hot Asian Wife.

[Mercenary]

Also, Swagger said he got a hot wife. Someone get on that and get info/pics.


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[KIRA]

Wonder what Bray will be up to

[Lock Jaw]

LUNCH TIME

[Shadrick]

Wonder what Bray will be up to

do you? do you really?

[Simple Fan]

Like the new Jack Swagger hopefully they finally take advantage of We the People gimmick and give him a decent push.

[slik]

I want to see the new BLAIR WITCH movie

[Mercenary]

I love Becky cept her voice....

[DukesOfKaos]

smackdown any good brothers worth turning on?whats the main event?

[Triple A]

Becky Lynch boring generic WWE face gimmick

[slik]

Becky Lynch sounds like she is eating marshmallows

[KIRA]

love that slide

[Anybody Thrilla]

Naomi has to blow herself up before the match with that entrance.

[Mercenary]

Naomi's enterence is a trip

[ClockShot]

F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S

[Lock Jaw]

Becky clawing at her title like Gollum

[Anybody Thrilla]

Alexa definitely directs my blood towards one place.

[Mercenary]

Alexa keeping Harley Quinn look me like

[slik]

Alexa Bliss <3

[Mercenary]

Alexa definitely directs my blood towards one place.

Mine too

[KIRA]

do you? do you really?

I want to be interested in Wyatt he's an interesting guy he completely ignores his losses and keeps on going


Also damn trotting out the entire Women's roster


#signAliciatosmackdown

[Dark One]

Yessssss..... Alexa Quinn forever.

[ClockShot]

Hey, Harley Quinn is here.

[Mercenary]

My thread needs more Alexa pics.....

[Anybody Thrilla]

Carmella really fucking sucks. It makes me angry how bad she is.

[KIRA]

Harley Bliss looks awesome

[Mercenary]

Carmella really fucking sucks. It makes me angry how bad she is.

What this man said

[Emperor Smeat]

Naomi got folded in half from that Electric Chair spot.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The referee HAS to give a lot of leeway in a one fall to a finish multi-person match, JBL.

[KIRA]

Took a good while to set up that drop. Why is Nikki doing neck stuff ?

[ClockShot]

Becky Lynch is either really quiet, or doesn't even have a mic on.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Naomi is undoubtedly a fantastic athlete, but her offense comes off as clunky and contrived more often than not.

[Triple A]

Did all the WWE women used to wear like "pantyhose"-like things on their legs... seems like a recent thing or I never noticed it before

[KIRA]

Because hitting a person with the softest part of your body isn't a finisher Naomi

[Emperor Smeat]

Is Carmella going to win or something?

Took the biggest break so far in this match

[Anybody Thrilla]

YESSSSSSSSS

[Mercenary]

ALEXA QUINN!!!!!!!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Evil Bliss wins.

[KIRA]

Yay Harley

[slik]

Yessssssssssss

[ClockShot]

So, the Harley Quinn gimmick is kinda working.

[Dark One]

http://67.media.tumblr.com/1c921a894ab21a98b9af8241ca41213c/tumblr_inline_od8gssqOsI1tvwlwl_500.gif

[KIRA]

Kane stopped wearing dark eye makeup makes the mask look...siliy

[Poit]

Poit, what does the code say about shirtless Uso with hanky in his back left pocket..... is he trying to send signals to John Cena.......

Sorry, I was distracted by work. What color was his hanky?

[slik]

maybe Curt Hawkins will be his partner...

[slik]

I wonder what Iginfest would think of Billy Gunn's son Dolph if he were with us today, R.I.P.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Kane stopped wearing dark eye makeup makes the mask look...siliy

No. The fake hair is what makes the mask look silly.

[Lock Jaw]

Sorry, I was distracted by work. What color was his hanky?

Sorry, didn't know that was an important detail. Maybe it was red, but it might have been black.

[Triple A]

playing 2 cancer kid commercials during every commercial break, putting me in rlly bad mood during wrestling........

[Mercenary]

No. The fake hair is what makes the mask look silly.

You sir are on a roll tonight

[slik]

don't screw heath please @shaneOmac

[Anybody Thrilla]

I love that his shirt just says "I GOT KIDS" :lol:

[KIRA]

STAND UP FOR THE MAN BABY!

[ClockShot]

That's a cool shirt Slater got.

[Savio]

Jack Swagger should wear his backwards hat with douche bag shirts like this one:

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[KIRA]

those belts do look better

[owenbrown]

HEATH SLATER! :D

[Mercenary]

Love the sd tag belt look so much

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: crowd cheering for Slater moving into a bigger trailer house.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That Ascension theme almost reminded me of CM Punk for some reason. I about shit myself.

[slik]

Love the sd tag belt look so much

me too

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is Rhyno about to turn on Heath?

[KIRA]

I love Slater trying to pussy out and Rhyno gearing up to fight

[Triple A]

Damn.... wish they would keep the carpet...

[Savio]

That Ascension theme almost reminded me of CM Punk for some reason. I about shit myself.

Would be pretty funny if Punk returned to challenge Slater for the Tag titles.

[Triple A]

Is Rhyno about to turn on Heath?

Hell No, I hope not

[Emperor Smeat]

Huh, never knew the WWE just rolls out a new mat on top of the carpet for these segments. Thought they just unrolled the carpet when done.

[Emperor Smeat]

:wtf: kind of botch was that.

[Poit]

Sorry, didn't know that was an important detail. Maybe it was red, but it might have been black.

Cena was wearing a red hanky in his back left pocket earlier - that means you enjoy fisting others.

Wearing a black hanky in your back left pocket indicates you enjoy sadism.

[Dark One]

I mean, really, of all the people Slater could be facing off with, I feel like Ascension has to be one of the easiest. He should be ecstatic.

[owenbrown]

is this going to be a 1 day reign? :-\

[Anybody Thrilla]

The Ascension has cool face paint. Completely unnecessary. But cool.

[slik]

Is Rhyno about to turn on Heath?

I thought he was but it might be too soon

[owenbrown]

LONGEST REIGNING SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPS!

[Savio]

Slater is always bleeding

[Lock Jaw]

That Ascension theme almost reminded me of CM Punk for some reason. I about shit myself.

Used to think this all the time..... it is the screech at the beginning.....

[slik]

is Heath's nose bleeding

[Mercenary]

Lmao @ Aj's no chin partner!

[GD]

OMG! James is on Smackdown now :eek:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hahaha, is that the same weak-chinned dude that Braun Stroman squashed?

[Savio]

James need braces to fix that under bite. Would get so many more bitches if he did.

[Triple A]

Nice... chinless jobber guy... Hope they give him a push tbh

[Lock Jaw]

AJ teaming with the jawless jobber

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: No Chin being AJ's partner.

[slik]

I think AJ's partner will be one of the following:

Dolph

Kane

Miz

Corbin

I think these all can be ruled out now

[slik]

Hahaha, is that the same weak-chinned dude that Braun Stroman squashed?

yeah

[Triple A]

Todd Chrisley threatening to break his daughter's boyfriend's legs

[GD]

Hahaha, is that the same weak-chinned dude that Braun Stroman squashed?

http://s.quickmeme.com/img/27/2721016458871d7ab569b23534a2aacc315deeb04902a76ce394de4acb167404.jpg

[Dark One]

James Ellsworth getting that Colin Delaney push

[Anybody Thrilla]

I think these all can be ruled out now

Could really still be Corbin.

[Anybody Thrilla]

James is looking for a Smackdown Live contract so he can afford chin implants.

[Dark One]

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[GD]

Incorrect facts. Randy Orton is the youngest WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION :o

[slik]

ORTON WEARING PANTS

[Triple A]

Damn... SmackDown being 2 hours really does psychologically have a huge impact... Feels like if there was still an hour and a half of this left I would feel really negative... but feeling pretty positive...

[GD]

It is all about the quality control, baby.

[Lock Jaw]

\_0__/

[slik]

Can Heath Slater's fanbase be called his "kids"

[KIRA]

Finally somebody said it Bray is all talk

[Triple A]

this sucks

[ClockShot]

Oh. Orton's ready for a fight.

So has WWE's quack doctor cleared him?

[Triple A]

k cool thought he was gonna keep talking for like 5 mins...

[Savio]

Why is this Jobber still feuding with Orton?

[slik]

Bray probably just got pinned by the camera guy

[Emperor Smeat]

So is Bray going to pull a Freddy Krugger if Orton sleeps?

Also this feud would be really great had the WWE not constantly make Bray lose almost every big match.

[Lock Jaw]

JBL "perfectly calm" at Bray Wyatt magically appearing in front of him

[KIRA]

Comon Harper

[Savio]

Can't even randomly attack people correctly anymore.

[ClockShot]

Cool. New ring gear for Rowan.

[slik]

much better jumpsuit for Rowan

[owenbrown]

Bray probably just got pinned by the camera guy

no by the merch vendor in the lobby

[RP]

Bray Wyatt vs the Hot dog Vendor

Big push for the Hot Dog Vendor.

[Anybody Thrilla]

What PPV was that where The Usos and Harper/Rowan opened the show with an absolute BANGER? I was trying to remember so I could rewatch on the Network later. Money in the Bank or something?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Bray Wyatt vs the Hot dog Vendor

Big push for the Hot Dog Vendor.


"I am the vendor that runs this center! I'm going to kick your buns!"

[Savio]

What PPV was that where The Usos and Harper/Rowan opened the show with an absolute BANGER? I was trying to remember so I could rewatch on the Network later. Money in the Bank or something?

I think it was one of the battle grounds maybe? Hard to remember when they move the PPVs around so much.

[ClockShot]

Hope Styles' partner is a surprise.

Can't be Braun Victim #5.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Last night was the first time I noticed the lights in AJ's entrance ticking with the beat of his theme song. Dunno if they have always been doing that, but I think it's really cool.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I think it was one of the battle grounds maybe? Hard to remember when they move the PPVs around so much.

That sounds correct. Thanks. :y:

[Dark One]

What a time to be alive.

[Savio]

Yeah fuck you james!

[owenbrown]

MIZ!

[KIRA]

Oh god gonna form a super team

[Emperor Smeat]

Poor what's his name, didn't even get a chance to main event a WWE show.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The Miz is that dude right now.

[Triple A]

booooooooooo

[ClockShot]

The Miz.

Alright. Let's do this.

[KIRA]

YES

[Mercenary]

Ok Miz is great just saying

[Evil Vito]

Lol, Curt Hawkins' WWE re-debut was just a backstage segment.

[slik]

This tag match should be sweet

[Simple Fan]

Miz and Styles is good teaming. Been a good Smackdown Live.

[KIRA]

SD is Crushing.

Better belts

way more streamlined show

Heath SLATER

[slik]

RIP James Ellsworth...I was about to join the James Ellsworth World Order...when you are JEWO you are JEWO 4 Lyfe

[Emperor Smeat]

That sounds correct. Thanks. :y:

Might be Battlegrounds 2014 which was a Best 2 out of 3 match according to ProFightDB.com

[Mercenary]

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[Anybody Thrilla]

Might be Battlegrounds 2014 which was a Best 2 out of 3 match according to ProFightDB.com

That's exactly it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

David Otunga is already making great strides on commentary. Already better than Saxton.

[owenbrown]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/14359076_1293772554025185_3760510057595719375_n.jpg?oh=742a06c0b096d45b447f97062d75b86c&oe=587BFA4C

Just saw that on Facebook :lol:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Remember when everyone was sure that Miz would be Jannetty to Morrison's Michaels?

[Evil Vito]

A few segments late here but...holy hell does Erick Rowan need an overhaul. Somehow WWE managed to make a scary looking 6'8" dude less intimidating than Virgil.

[owenbrown]

goddammit, Super Cena didn't need that win

[owenbrown]

DEAN. FUCKING. AMBROSE.

[Emperor Smeat]

Heel turn or Ambrose dealing with a sudden case of Lunaticitis?

[Lock Jaw]

Ambrose showing Cena no mercy