Game : Make up a rumour

[The MAC]

Really simple game. Make up a rumour about a wrestling personality. It can be outrageous or plausible.

Poster 1 : Mark Henry

Poster 2 : Mark Henry is known backstage for enjoying grapes inserted in his ass during love making. Poster 2 then nominates the next wrestling personality.


To get the ball rolling : Kurt Angle

[Mercenary]

Kurt Angle has been reported as taking handfuls of pain pills a day....Oh wait that was true

ummm Doink

[Innovator]

Doink would shit himself during the Whoopie Cushion/Cannonball for a gag

Big Show

[Anybody Thrilla]

While many consider the Doink character to be one of the most bizarre characters in WWE history, fans were almost in for something even more interesting. Originally, the character was to be named 'Ploink', which is an onomatopoeia representing the sound of a turd dropping into toilet water. Complications stemming from costume design are what originally turned the character into a much more visceral clown character. The idea was tweaked at a later date and finally made it down the aisle as 'T.L. Hopper'.

EDIT: Yeah, Big Show, since I did Doink too.

[mrwalty]

The Big Show despite being large in stature is hung like a Chinese hamster downstairs. He regularly has to stick a sock down his underwear to show that he is packing and is known for only having to finger women to satisfy them.


Ken Shamrock

[Big Vic]

Ken Shamrock refused to do an incest angle with Ryan shamrock in the WWF stating "If you want me to do an incest angle you better bring in my brother Frank"

Curt Hawkins

[Simple Fan]

Curt Hawkins doesn't flush after a poop.

Braun Strowman

[Vastardikai]

Braun Stroman was created in a lab, splicing the genes of Bill Kazmier and Eugene.

Gene Okerlund

[WinterDecay]

Gene Okerlund would always steal Slick's underpants and wear them as a trophy.





Johnny Ace

[Anybody Thrilla]

Johnny got the nickname 'Ace' from his proficiency with card games. He won a hand in a poker game that should have yielded him five thousand dollars from a wrestler who has not been identified (rumored to be Jim Neidhart), but instead got him stabbed in the throat. Hence, his voice.

Ernest "The Cat" Miller

[Mercenary]

Ernest got his nickname from his weird obsession with cat porn

AJ Styles

[Cool King]

The initialism of AJ in Styles' name actually stands for "Ass Juice", as it was a nickname his high school friends gave him after witnessing his talent to squash oranges with his ass.

Eva Marie.

[Theo Dious]

Eva Marie is secretly addicted to Pez. She routinely crushes dozens of the tiny candies into powder and snorts it off of vintage copies of WWF Magazine.

Eric Bischoff

[Simple Fan]

Eric Bischoff likes to watch midgets have sex.

R-Truth

[Schlomey]

R-Truth is actually Owen Hart in blackface.


Charlotte

[Mercenary]

Charlotte is a clone Ric Flair gone wrong in the WWE labs. They wanted another Ric.

Mick Foley

[Theo Dious]

Charlotte is a clone Ric Flair gone wrong in the WWE labs. They wanted another Ric.

Mick Foley

Mick Foley has been portrayed by seven different people over the years.

Christian

[ClockShot]

Christian is actually a devout Buddhist.

Sasha Banks

[Simple Fan]

Sasha Banks once got fired from a job for thinking she was the boss.

Sami Zayn

[Cool King]

Sami Zayn is Lock Jaw.

Mojo Rawley.

[DaveWadding]

Mojo Rawley was supposed to be the face of Down's Syndrome in America, and they found out that he's just stupid.

Aiden English.

[Cool King]

Aiden English is Scottish.

David Otunga.

[Mercenary]

Otunga doesn't realize he got fired a while ago. Vince just doesn't have the heart to tell him

Rosa Mendez

[WinterDecay]

Rosa Mendez once pitched an idea where she would be billed as "Macho Woman" Rosa Mendez with Carlito as his manager known as "The Lovely Mr. Elizabeth"

ShockMaster

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Shockmaster planned to fall because he wanted out of WCW and back to the WWE.

Vader.

[WinterDecay]

Vader has a deadly allergy to pickles

Arn Anderson

[Mr. Nerfect]

Arn Anderson, contrary to all conventional reason, only has a job with WWE today because he once witnessed Vince McMahon getting a blowjob from someone he shouldn't have been getting a blowjob from in his office.

Becky Lynch

[Wishbone]

Becky Lynch was secretly called up to the main roster at a house show during which she showed off her abs. The resulting flood of semen from all males in attendance resulted in her call-up being postponed until WWE's costume designers could finish making her new gear that covered her midriff.

AJ Styles.

[Mr. Nerfect]

AJ Styles was only hired because Vince McMahon heard he hates gay people.

Sheamus

[Wishbone]

Sheamus saved Triple H from being sacrificed to the great Ginger god many years ago. This is why he's had multiple world championship runs and continues to linger around despite being booked like shit for the majority of his WWE run.

Bray Wyatt.

[Mr. Nerfect]

In order to stay in character, Bray Wyatt is often put up in special locations away from the prying eyes of the public. This has made him popular with some of the female talent who want to cut loose but are afraid of being fired for disorderly conduct. Bray's antics have been described as making Perry Saturn and Raven's look as clean as John Cena's on-air persona.

Triple H

[WinterDecay]

Triple H was heartbroken when Chyna cheated on him with Tazz



Bart Gunn

[Mr. Nerfect]

Bart Gunn was told to take a dive in his WrestleMania XV fight against Butterbean, because Butterbean would only agree to it if he was going over. Bart was promised the King of the Ring and a SummerSlam title match as a result. But when he went down way too quickly, Vince got mad, fired him, and deliberately pushed Billy Gunn towards the King of the Ring just to stick it to Bart. Reportedly Vince even called him at his home to rub it in. He changed Billy Gunn's name to "Mr. Ass" because he just couldn't even look at the name "Gunn" on paper.

Rikishi

[RiX1024]

Rikishi originally did it for Kurt Angle.

Shane Douglas

[Mr. Nerfect]

Shane Douglas had a break-down and got fired from Target at Christmas time when he told them to "Cut the fucking music!"

Nikki Bella

[Anybody Thrilla]

Apparently, for the appropriate amount of cocaine, you can look and you CAN touch.

Mauro Ranallo

[Evil Vito]

David Otunga is often quiet in the SmackDown broadcast booth because he's too busy writing down lines for Mauro to steal.

Curtis Axel

[Simple Fan]

Curtis Axel wrestles with a pb&j sandwich in his shorts.

Seth Rollins

[My Final Heaven]

Seth Rollins may be known as "The Architect", but that was only because WWE forgot that they already had the rights to the name "The Farts-Master General"; secured years ago for a push involving Lanny Poffo that never happened.

Mickie James

[Vastardikai]

Mickey James is actually a post op Micky Jay (sp? Former WCW ref)

The Barbarian

[Anybody Thrilla]

Plans were set for The Barbarian to form a tag team with The Contrarian (Lanny Poffo's Genius gimmick with a different name) which was to be called The Arian Nation. Bad News Brown made them go a different direction, though.

Van Hammer

[Evil Vito]

Van Hammer was penciled in to be the original leader of the Flock with Lodi being booked as second in command and Raven in the Lodi "sign guy" role.

El Dandy

[Cool King]

El Dandy is not a jam up guy.

Rob Conway.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Rob Conway spent all of his time thinking he was the niggaz with attitude heavyweight champ.

Friar Furgeson.

[Vastardikai]

Rob Conway spent all of his time thinking he was the niggaz with attitude heavyweight champ.

Friar Furgeson.

Friar Furgeson doubts El Dandy

Will Ospreay

[Cool King]

Will Ospreay is a jam up guy.

Heidenreich.

[Blonde Moment]

Heidenreich and Heisenberg are actually the same person



Meng

[Simple Fan]

Meng sneezes like a little girl.

JBL

[Vastardikai]

JBL is writing Simple Fan's obituary as we speak.

King Kong Bundy

[RiX1024]

King Kong Bundy was given the 5 count gimmick as a rib when the boys heard that he lasted 5 seconds with a ring rat.

The Undertaker

[Theo Dious]

The Undertaker sleeps in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual prowess. (This is a half truth.)

Booker T

[RiX1024]

The real reason Booker T wasn't given the title at Wrestlemania 19 was because he called Triple H a wanker and said Steiner should of won the belt at the Rumble.

Scott Steiner

[Vastardikai]

Scott Steiner wrestles in a fake muscle suit. He is actually only 90 lbs.

Jay Briscoe

[WinterDecay]

It is widely known that Jay Briscoe grew up an only child in the suburbs of Beverly Hills and got a start in wrestling by the nepotism of his godfather, Bobby Heenan.


"Sweet" Stan Lane

[Mr. Nerfect]

Those close to Stan Lane have heard the story Stan tells about making a deal with the devil for good looks and wrestling skill for his entire life.

Sheamus

[Vastardikai]

Sheamus paints himself white. He actually has the deepest tan in the business.

Bobby Eaton

[Evil Vito]

Bobby Eaton was planning on relocating to England to keep kayfabe with his Blue Bloods gimmick.

Deuce 'n Domino

[Cool King]

Deuce 'n Domino got their names after a drunken night out when Snuka (Deuce) took a shit on Compton's (Domino) pizza as a joke.

Josh Mathews.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Josh Matthews wishes he could call the Pope Elijah Burke when doing commentary.

Fake NWO Sting.

[Vastardikai]

Fake NWO Sting is still mad that the tables were turned on him all those years ago.

The Mountie

[Mercenary]

Is still locked in a New York jail

Jim ross

[My Final Heaven]

Jim Rossuvari*throat clearing sound*el's signature call during matches was "Bah Mohammed", until higherups told him that he may have to whitewash his Islamic heritage to truly get over with American audiences.

Kevin Sullivan

[WinterDecay]

Kevin Sullivan would take Nancy to DisneyWorld every day off in the FCW days. Often, while riding Thunder Mountain, other guests would complain hearing Thank you Fadda." in his thick Boston accent.

[Mercenary]

Kevin Sullivan would take Nancy to DisneyWorld every day off in the FCW days. Often, while riding Thunder Mountain, other guests would complain hearing Thank you Fadda." in his thick Boston accent.

Sasha Banks

[WinterDecay]

Sasha Banks first pitched her gimmick to be "Assistant Manager"


Kevin Steen

[Vastardikai]

Kevin Steven secretly thanks Jim Cornette for all the sage advice he gave him, as it helped him get to where he is today.

Nick Bockwinkel

[Evil Vito]

Nick Bockwinkel's original ring name was Nick Bullwinkle but he was forced to change it after being threatened with a lawsuit by the creator of Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Ricky Ortiz

[WinterDecay]

The guy who delivers ice to my brother's pub told me that Ricky Ortiz went to Cancun on Spring break and caught a bad case of dance fever.

Shelton Benjamin's momma

[Vastardikai]

The guy who delivers ice to my brother's pub told me that Ricky Ortiz went to Cancun on Spring break and caught a bad case of dance fever.

Shelton Benjamin's momma

John Laurinitis still thinks fondly of his brief time with Mama Benjamin. He was quoted as saying "She's a tiger in bed."

Ox Baker

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kevin Steven secretly thanks Jim Cornette for all the sage advice he gave him, as it helped him get to where he is today.

Nick Bockwinkel

Absolutely love this one.

Anyway, Ox Baker:

Originally brought into the WWWF as "The Friendly Arkansas Ox," Baker was actually supposed to be a huge star. When his family-friendly gimmick didn't catch on, Baker was still supposed to get a massive push as a heel, but Baker liked being nice to kids so much he refused a heel run. When things didn't work out, he left the WWWF, but was never the same and couldn't portray his The Friendly Ox anywhere else because it "didn't feel right."

Paige

[WinterDecay]

The woman that sells my uncle illegal girl scout cookies told him that Paige loves to go bowling just so she can the shoes with no socks on.


Brad Armstrong

[Vastardikai]

After Arachniman fizzled out due to legal reasons, Brad proposed a new gimmick: Bluejay, that isn't at all influenced by Robin. :shifty:

Buddy Lee Parker

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Buddy Lee Parker secretly trained people wrong in the Power Plant so nobody could get over against the top guys.

The Disco Inferno. ..../

[Mr. Nerfect]

Vince McMahon personally hates Disco Inferno for two reasons: He did the Stunner as a finish during the Attitude era, and because he's a better dancer than Vince himself. Vince only likes bad dancing gimmicks.

Booker T

[WinterDecay]

The girl who feeds my aunt's horse told me that Booker T was once on Punk'd but the episode never aired because Booker beat the living Hell out of Ashton Kutcher once it was revealed that it was all just a goof.


Earthquake

[Big Vic]

The reason the Oddities disappeared in 1999 John Tenta murdered all of them. Golga was depushed and soon released from the company.

Dixie Carter

[The MAC]

Dixie Carter is an actress hired by Vince to "run" TNA. TNA is a company Vince is using to show losses and balance his books.

James Ellsworth

[Evil Vito]

James Ellsworth got punched by a bully in elementary school and his chin was caved in as a result.

Titus O'Neil

[Cool King]

A 22 year old Titus O'Neil provided the barking sound effects at the beginning of the British Bulldog's 1999 theme.

Tekno Team 2000.

[Vastardikai]

Tekno Team 2000 secretly posted in TPDub. Erik was the more prolific of the two, posting as both Kane Knight and Rhiannon, using pictures of his girlfriend at the time to pass himself off as female.

Jushin Liger

[Sixx]

jushin liger only has sex in full costume

kevin nash

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kevin Nash legitimately suffered all those heart attacks.

Raven

[Cool King]

Originally, Scott Levy (Raven) intended on being called "Ravin'", which was a hardcore raver gimmick as the music genre was highly popular at the time in the mid-90's, but an excited Paul Heyman interrupted Levy after he pitched the name first, and assumed Levy was referencing "Raven" as in Edgar Allan Poe's poem and Heyman proceeded to describe the Raven gimmick we know now.

Levy, who really needed a job at the time after leaving the WWF, decided to just go with it and not risk losing the job opportunity by correcting Heyman.

Scotty 2 Hotty.

[Sixx]

scotty was once swallowed whole by rikishi's asshole when the latter failed to notice scotty sitting on the couch. thankfully grandmaster sexay was also in the room and came to his aid before scotty suffocated.

glacier

[Vastardikai]

Glacier is actually a big Scorpion fan.

James Mitchell

[Mr. Nerfect]

James Mitchell is actually the father of Abyss' children. After an incident in Puerto Rico, Abyss couldn't procreate, so Mitchell donated some of his sperm to the Parks family.

Rhyno

[Evil Vito]

Rhyno is one of the busiest men in America, holding three separate professions: wrestler for WWE, politician, and Vice President of Development at Super Glue Corporation.

(only an old school poster will get that one)

Trevor Murdoch

[Cool King]

Rhyno is one of the busiest men in America, holding three separate professions: wrestler for WWE, politician, and Vice President of Development at Super Glue Corporation.

(only an old school poster will get that one)

Trevor Murdoch

http://oi60.tinypic.com/10emu4j.jpg
Vintage TPWW!

[Vastardikai]

Trevor Murdoch biggest joy was that he didn't resemble the Red Rooster.

Honkytonk Man

[Mr. Nerfect]

Everything the Honky Tonk Man says is completely true, but it's been a long running gag in the business to pretend he's insane.

Stevie Richards

[WinterDecay]

The son of the guy who hotwires my lawnmower says that Stevie Richards wrote the original screenplay to L.A. Confidential

Kip Frey

[hb2k]

Kip Frey actually got the job as WCW Executive Vice President by carrying a cherry in his butt cheeks for a full lap of the Atlanta Braves baseball diamond to the tune of "Oh Come All Ye Faithful", at Ted Turner's birthday party.

Jean Pierre Lafitte

[The MAC]

Jean Pierre Lafitte offered his eye patch to Shawn Michaels which is what led to his burial in WWF.

Jim Cornette

[Big Vic]

Jim Cornette once gave Vince Russo a blow job on the promise that Vince would reciprocate, Vince never reciprocated.

[WinterDecay]

Since nothing was offered, I choose Gary Hart :

Gary Hart is the bastard child of Stu Hart and Larry Cameron.


Hercules Hernandez

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hercules Hernandez was a competent professional wrestler.

TJ Perkins.

[Vastardikai]

TJ stands for Teresa Jane

Mike Sanders

[Mr. Nerfect]

Mike Sanders' nickname came from a measurement taken by Hugh Morrus in the WCW PowerPlant.

Paige

[WinterDecay]

Paige once held up a 7-11 at gunpoint - not for cash but for the latest copy of Star Magazine and dress socks.

Jim Powers

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Jim Powers believes he was the Shawn Michaels of the Young Stallions.

King Kong Bundy.

[The MAC]

King kong bundy : little known fact that he was actually used in the mold for the state puff man in gohstbusters.

Scott hall

[Sixx]

Scott Hall is actually straight edge and his alcoholism is only a gimmick.

Johnny B. Badd

[Mr. Nerfect]

Vince McMahon actually could have used the Johnny B. Badd gimmick, but he just loved alliteration so much.

Curt Hawkins

[WinterDecay]

Curt Hawkins has a tattoo of Robocop on his left buttcheek


David Flair

[Mr. Nerfect]

David Flair has a tattoo of Curt Hawkins on his right buttcheek.

Shannon Moore

[Vastardikai]

Shannon Moore masturbates to the time he got slapped by CM Punk.

Blackjack Lanza

[Phenomenal 1]

Blackjack Lanza secretly fathered Santino Marella and James Ellsworth.

Johnny Ace

[A.J.K]

Johnny Ace cheated on the mother of the bella twins with Al Snow's Head and JBL's Hat.

JBL

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Johnny Ace cheated on the mother of the bella twins with Al Snow's Head and JBL's Hat.

JBL

JBL let Joey Styles knock him out because he was sick of being a bully in the lockeroom.

Just Joe.

[Vastardikai]

Joe's actual last name is Caiafa. But since no one could pronounce his name, let alone spell it, he demanded they call him "Just Joe."

Bill Dundee

[Mr. Nerfect]

Bill Dundee was actually very tall, but he got one of his legs bitten off by a crocodile while working Australia. He got his other leg modified to match his reconstructed shorter leg and is such a tough son of a bitch he made it work.

Shoichi Funaki

[WinterDecay]

Shoichi Funaki was the goalie for 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team

Lord Alfred Hayes

[The MAC]

Alfred Hayes was known to have a large cock but its kess known that he had really tiny balls.

Vince Snr

[Phenomenal 1]

Vince McMahon Sr once played swords with Ric Flair. Flair won and told him Vinny, to be the man....wooooo.....you gotta be bigger than the man!!!

David Flair

[WinterDecay]

David Flair has publically stated that Godfather III was the best of the trilogy.


Helen Hart

[A.J.K]

Helen Hart was secretly in love with Bobby Heenan.

Victoria

[WinterDecay]

Victoria has been arrested multiple times for throwing Domino's Pizza at people in Honda Accords.


Tully Blanchard

[Mr. Nerfect]

Tully Blanchard was offered a run with the World Heavyweight Title, but he turned it down because he saw more of a long game in running with the Horsemen.

Cesaro

[Vastardikai]

Cesaro slept with the ring steps' wife, starting their rivalry.

Kendall Windham

[WinterDecay]

Kendall Windham is the godfather of Dean Ambrose


Molly Holly

[Mr. Nerfect]

Molly Holly's good girl reputation is actually one of the biggest works in wrestling, and it's secretly an ironic rib to keep marks dark about her being one of the more "liberal" women in wrestling.

Billy Gunn

[Vastardikai]

Billy Gunn once petitioned Vince to sign Ed Leslie, to set up a feud between Mr. Ass and the Booty Man.

Diana Hart Smith

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Billy Gunn once petitioned Vince to sign Ed Leslie, to set up a feud between Mr. Ass and the Booty Man.

Diana Hart Smith

Diana Hart Smith to win Pultizer Prize for her Wrestling Romance books.

Dean Malenko.

[Vastardikai]

Dean Malenko was actually Ciclope the whole time. He wore the mask for an extra paycheck.

Villano V

[Mr. Nerfect]

Villano V is actually Villano XXII, but they are selective about which Villanoes they actually count.

Ricardo Rodriguez

[Sixx]

ricardo rodriguez is actually a bunch of beavers standing on top of one another, wearing a fat suit.

buff bagwell

[Mr. Nerfect]

Judy Bagwell has actually been the financial backer for TNA for quite some time now.

Sheamus

[A.J.K]

Sheamus uses cool whip to keep his pale complexion.

Jeff Jarrett

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Jeff Jarrett's name spelling catch phrase was invented because he cannot read. His dad taught him his name through the device.

Disco Inferno.

[Vastardikai]

Disco Inferno took up Square Dancing after an unfortunate incident with a ceiling fan cost him his right index finger.

Bob Caudle

[WinterDecay]

Shawn Michaels reported that his main cocaine connection was Bob Caudle

Bruce Hart

[Sixx]

bruce hart was repeatedly spit roasted by his younger brothers in childhood, which led to his low self-esteem, which in turn lead to him being the least succesful of the siblings.

greg valentine

[Vastardikai]

Greg Valentine still thinks Bob Caudle and Lance Russel are the same person (and I can't believe no one went with that.)

Big Bully Busick

[The MAC]

Big Bully Busick was fired from wwf in 1991 because he was a complete pussy

Anthem Sports and Entertainment

[Mr. Nerfect]

Anthem purchased TNA to simple refurbish it and re-sell it to the WWE as a developmental territory and tape library.

Matt Morgan

[Vastardikai]

Matt Morgan is secretly a 5' 90 lb. weakling in an inflatable muscle suit and stilts.

Morishima

[Mr. Nerfect]

Morishima is actually a Japanese baby that they enlarged and trained to wrestle.

Michael Elgin

[Vastardikai]

Michael Elgin is a hobo who was used in an experiment where his DNA was fused with Scott Norton's.

CP Munk

[A.J.K]

Michael Elgin is a hobo who was used in an experiment where his DNA was fused with Scott Norton's.

CP Munk

CP Munk is the Lovechild of Mongo and CM Punk

D-Generation X

[WinterDecay]

Originally, HHH wanted Bart Gunn and Jeff Jarrett to join D-Generation X after WM 14 but both told him where to go and how to get there.

The Gambler

[Mr. Nerfect]

The Gambler was paid a ton of money to stay in WCW as a jobber, because it got out that Vince wanted to sign him and give him a major push right out the gate as a heel. The idea would have been that Ted DiBiase or Jerry Lawler paid him a lot of money to "expose" a fabricated gambling addiction of the top babyface (Bret Hart at the time).

Rhyno

[WinterDecay]

Rhyno will only use a bathroom if the toliet paper holder is to the left when in a seated position.

Austin Idol

[The MAC]

Unlike the hair on his head, Austin idols pubes were black - he also had an "ass-fro"

Bret "Hitman" Hart

[Mr. Nerfect]

Bret "The Hitman" Hart was originally supposed to wear black and red, but Owen ribbed him by putting his tights through the wash and they came out pink. Vince liked it and it stuck.

Kevin Thorn

[WinterDecay]

Kevin Thorn turned down the role of Happy Hogan in the 2008 Iron Man movie due to contractual obligations ECW.

High Voltage

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Danger! High Voltage was a rib. It was designed to deter viewers from watching a shitty match by two roided up freaks. It worked.

Horace Hogan.

[Vastardikai]

Danger! High Voltage was a rib. It was designed to deter viewers from watching a shitty match by two roided up freaks. It worked.

Horace Hogan.

Horace Hogan was a gimmick made up by Kendall Windham to net himself two paychecks.

Professor Tanaka.

[WinterDecay]

Professor Tanaka won "Best Meth Cook in Arizona" 1996, 1997 and 2003.

Viscous and Delicious

[Mr. Nerfect]

Vicious and Delicious were supposed to win the WCW World Tag Team Championship in 17 different occasions, but each time they did, Buff and Norton were gentlemen and passed on the invitation.

Jack Swagger

[The MAC]

Vicious and Delicious were supposed to win the WCW World Tag Team Championship in 17 different occasions, but each time they did, Buff and Norton were gentlemen and passed on the invitation.

Jack Swagger

Jack Swaggers lisp is due to a permanent reaction from doing Soma's with Kevin Nash.

--> Howard Finkle

[Vastardikai]

Howard Fikel sells a drink that helps you have an awesome voice. Mauro Renallo swears by it.

Ted MaGee

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Howard Fikel sells a drink that helps you have an awesome voice. Mauro Renallo swears by it.

Ted MaGee

It's Tom Magee. He gave Shane what was in the Lockbox Vince won at wm. It was what made Vince think he was the next Hogan. Bret had a good match with him to troll Vince to think he was a good talent.

Matt Bourne.

[A.J.K]

It's Tom Magee. He gave Shane what was in the Lockbox Vince won at wm.

Matt Bourne.

Evan Bourne's Adoptive father was Matt Bourne

Iron Mike Tenay

[Big Vic]

Some times I click on this thread and forget it's "this thread" and read the latest rumor and think to myself "Really?"

[Vastardikai]

Mike Tenay got his nickname from knocking out Mike Tyson in a prison fight.

Don Muraco

[Theo Dious]

Don Muraco has a life size picture of Dwayne Johnson on the back of his closet door. Every morning he screams "I'M THE ROCK DAMMIT" and spit's in its face.

Jimmy Hart

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Jimmy Hart lent a textbook called "How To Make Theme Songs without really trying" to CFO$. They will not return it.

Sgt. Craig Pitbull Pittman.

[Vastardikai]

Pittman taught Del Rio the cross armbreaker. Del Rio thanked him by breaking his arm with the move.

Mr. Hughes (though I doubt anything made up can top reality with him.)

[A.J.K]

Pittman taught Del Rio the cross armbreaker. Del Rio thanked him by breaking his arm with the move.

Mr. Hughes (though I doubt anything made up can top reality with him.)

WWE wanted Chris Jericho to be a gay boytoy and Mr. Hughes was his baby daddy.

[Big Vic]

The reason why Chris Jericho 's trunks are bedazzled isn't because he is a metrosexual but because he is a homosexual.

Brian Pillman.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Brian Pillman was not only receiving money from WWF, WCW and ECW all at the same time during the Attitude era, but he also convinced CMLL and AAA that he was separate luchadors in each promotion to get paid for them too. He would also do the "LARIATTTO!" calls on Japanese broadcasts because the original guy lost his voice.

Jazz

[Vastardikai]

Jazz is the sweetest, most charming person I have ever met in my life. And I'm not saying that because she's standing right behind me, though she is. help me!!!!

Big Sky

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

When somebody searches for Big Sky on google instead of "I'm feeling lucky" it changes to "Are you Sure?"

Steve Corino.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Steve Corino isn't actually the Steve Corino he started out as. The real Steve Corino sold his identity to a similar looking guy in 2002.

Mike Mondo

[Vastardikai]

Mike Mondo has procured more rats than Ricky Morton, Ric Flair, and Stan Lane COMBINED.

Missy Hyatt

[WinterDecay]

Missy Hyatt has been faithful to Hot Stuff even after his death.

Billy Jack Haynes

[A.J.K]

Billy Jack actually learned his full nelson from Chris Masters by Time Travel. He calls it a Full nelson due to his pet parrot was named nelson and was full of himself.

Chris Masters

[Mr. Nerfect]

Vince McMahon is actually an avid phytophile, and when Chris Masters ripped that tree out of the ground to save his mother, he ruined his chances at a WWE return.

Test

[BigCrippyZ]

In reality, Test regularly had sex with Stephanie during their on screen dating storyline and even had a 3 way on more than one occasion with Steph and HHH once Steph began sleeping with HHH.

Kane

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Kane is playing a long-game he is waiting for Bret Hart to show up on Smackdown and hand him a bill for Dental Services rendered.

The Mountie!

[Vastardikai]

The Mountie wasn't the Canadian Gimmick that Rougeau wanted. The problem was that "I AM THE TIM HORTON'S EMPLOYEE!" didn't have the same punch to it.

Repo Man

[BigCrippyZ]

Repo Man's gimmick was actually inspired by Repo Man having his own car repossessed before a WWF event in Minnesota which was witnessed by most of the locker room, including most importantly, Vince himself, who found it hilarious.

DDP

[Sepholio]

DDP can not actually do his own yoga program and it's actually a holographic projection of him animated to reflect the actions of a Ukrainian female in a mocap suit.

Raven

[BigCrippyZ]

DDP can not actually do his own yoga program and it's actually a holographic projection of him animated to reflect the actions of a Ukrainian female in a mocap suit.

Raven

Raven has never actually read the poem.

Jericho

[Sepholio]

Chris Jericho is a huge fan of escape artists and actually has no fear of the shark cage. He will escape the cage with ease and transition into a magician gimmick. He will deem Kevin Owens unworthy of being his assistant after owens leads to a few of his tricks being botched. This will start their wm program.

Gene snitsky

[BigCrippyZ]

Snitsky's angle where he cause Lita to miscarry was actually inspired by Snitsky inadvertently causing his own girlfriend to miscarry their child together which Snitsky has been claimed "It Wasn't My Fault".

Edge

[The MAC]

Edge having sex with Lita is what really broke Matt Hardy.

Ken Shamrock

[JimmyMess]

Ken Shamrock & Frank Shamrock are the same guy.

Brutus "the Barber" Beefcake.

[Vastardikai]

Ken Shamrock & Frank Shamrock are the same guy.

Brutus "the Barber" Beefcake.

Brutus is always getting risked at the airport. Not because of his metal face, he just longs for human contact.

Just Joe

[WinterDecay]

Just Joe wore a Bart Gunn mask that he bought at the Walmart in Gulfport, MS when he knocked out Steve Williams in the Brawl for All




The Naturals

[Theo Dious]

Just Joe wore a Bart Gunn mask that he bought at the Walmart in Gulfport, MS when he knocked out Steve Williams in the Brawl for All




The Naturals

The Naturals are flavored with high fructose corn syrup and distributed in Styrofoam containers.



James Ellsworth

[Cool King]

James Ellsworth was previously in a relationship with Becky Lynch.

Molly Holly.

[Big Vic]

Molly Holly was previously in a relationship with Becky Lynch.

Mean Gene

[Vastardikai]

Molly Holly was previously in a relationship with Becky Lynch.

Mean Gene

Mean Gene was previously in a relationship with James Ellsworth

Mr. Saito

[WinterDecay]

Mr. Saito purposely calls his companies IS Technical Support to say that the network is slow when it is not.


Al Snow

[Big Vic]

Al snow once molested an anemic bear.

Kenzo Suzuki

[A.J.K]

Kenzo Suzuki cheated on hiroku with John Cena when he gave him a white face.

Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase

[Helmsphere]

Ted Diabase is actually a Billionaire, however Vince McMahon was known to be jealous as Ted would actually own him and forced him to change his name to The Million Dollar Man.

X-Pac

[WinterDecay]

X-Pac played a cousin of Steve Urkel on Family Matters prior to getting signed by the WWF.

Jerry Lawler

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Jerry Lawler has a car that is painted with his face and phone number to contact him for bookings.

Heidenreich.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Heidenreich and SlickyTrickyDamon have kissed :)

Tiger Ali Singh

[My Final Heaven]

Heidenreich and SlickyTrickyDamon have kissed :)

Tiger Ali Singh

Tiger Ali Singh was a top choice for the Spirit Squad gimmick, but Vince wanted to give it to "proven talents" and he'd forgotten that Tiger had worked for him in the late nineties.

Battle Kat

[Jordan]

Tiger Ali Singh was a top choice for the Spirit Squad gimmick, but Vince wanted to give it to "proven talents" and he'd forgotten that Tiger had worked for him in the late nineties.

Battle Kat

Battle Kat was brought in for a new program with The Red Rooster but when WWE lost the rights to their new "Animal House" PPV due to copyright laws, they dropped the story and instead used him as a jobber.

Hardcore Holly

[Vastardikai]

Despite his name, Holly prefers topless females with but a bit of tasteful bush.

Jeff Gaylord.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Despite his name, Holly prefers topless females with but a bit of tasteful bush.

Jeff Gaylord.

Jeff Gaylords where are they now is just Vince saying "who gives a fuck!"

Johnny Polo.

[Vastardikai]

Jeff Gaylords where are they now is just Vince saying "who gives a fuck!"

Johnny Polo.

Johnny Polo's name was going to be Johnny Badminton, but Vince never heard of the sport.

The Ugly Ducklings

[My Final Heaven]

The Ugly Ducklings

The Ugly Duckling's gender on their drivers licences is actually listed as "Lovecraftian Horror" :eek:

[My Final Heaven]

Woops, forgot the next name in the chain :$

Rockstar Spud.

[The MAC]

Rockstar spud was supposed to be the first of a vegan stable of characters including Popstar Carrot and Banana Split. It was deemed too niche.

Finn Balor

[Vastardikai]

The Demon King gimmick was based on how he would get body painted and run through hotels naked.

Crazy Steve

[Simple Fan]

Crazy Steve really isn't crazy.

Ultimo Dragon

[The MAC]

Ultimo dragon changed his real name to dragon so that Vince couldnt copyright it.

Bruce Prichard

[A.J.K]

Ultimo dragon changed his real name to dragon so that Vince couldnt copyright it.

Bruce Prichard

Bruce Prichard goes to an all male strip club in full gimmick and really makes a Brother Love.

Beth Phoenix

[Big Vic]

Beth Phoenix is only in the HOF because she's banging Edge.

Edge

[The MAC]

Edge's neck problems are a direct repercussion of banging Beth Pheonix

Jinder Mahal

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

JBL is now saying Modern Day Maharaja in his sleep.

Doink the Clown.

[Vastardikai]

The Doink the Clown gimmick was only given to guys who are legitimately afraid of clowns.

Mike Knox

[WinterDecay]

Mike Knox gives a 1 star rating to every show on Netflix whether he has watched it or not.

The Destruction Crew

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Whether it is by hook or by crook the Brothers Beverly always take the crown.
They are also however well known to all of the hookers in town.

Demolition Smash.

[Vastardikai]

Demolition Smash's golf clubs were once repossessed by a Truck Driver.

Lance Cade

[WinterDecay]

Up until his 28th birthday, Lance Cade thought that Upper Decker was the only way to use a toilet.

Roderick McMahon II

[My Final Heaven]

Beth Phoenix is only in the HOF because she's banging Edge.

The game is Make Up a wrestling rumor.

Roderick McMahon II

He masquerades as his brother's son in order to cover up his family's dark secret: bathing regularly in The Lazarus Pit.

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Zangief from Street Fighter

[Mr. Nerfect]

Santino Marella also tried to punk out Zangief from Street Fighter but got shut down too.

Drew McIntyre

[Vastardikai]

Drew McIntyre was also at the Bullet Club invasion, but everyone confused him for Matt Jackson, so he got away with being there.

Marty Scruill

[The MAC]

Shane Mchohan used to regularly prank call Ted Turners home asking to speak to the nacho man

[Mr. Nerfect]

No one ever spells Marty Scrurl's name correctly. It's Marty Scuirrlll.

Booker T

[WinterDecay]

Booker T had to turn down the role of Namor in the proposed Sub-Mariner movie because he had to film that shampoo commercial in Japan.

Scott Putski

[Vastardikai]

Scott Putski is actually Italian.

Alex Porteau

[Mr. Nerfect]

Porteau is a portmanteau of portmanteau and portmanteau.

Melina

[WinterDecay]

Melina forced John Morrison have sex with Batista for a push.

The Patriot Del Wilkes

[Vastardikai]

The Patriot's gear was all made in North Korea.

Handsome Stranger (keeping it Global, yo!)

[The MAC]

Handsome stranger is a male prostitute but what is not so widely known is that his mother ,Judy, films his "work".

Jimmy Valiant

[Mr. Nerfect]

Jimmy Valiant is not Jimmy Valiant's real name. He was born Stephen Valiant.

Rhyno

[Sixx]

There's a warrant out for Rhyno in the NYC because he speared a squad car when fighting Spiderman.

Buck Zumhofe

[TSI]

Buck Zumhofe Claimed to be the original rock and Roller, But behind the scenes loved Madoona as it set the mood with Minors

Sting

[Vastardikai]

Sting is secretly Andy Summers (Yes, I had to look that up...)

Vader

[A.J.K]

Vader was supposed to be the father of Bret Hart's alter ego, Luke Leglocker.

Rikishi

[Sixx]

Rikishi is actually Andy Dick in a fat suit.

Paul Bearer

[Sixx]

Wow, I've only now realized what's with the name Paul Bearer.

I'm witty like that.

[Sepholio]

When Paul Bearer appeared with the urn it was actually filled with cocaine. His face was not pale due to makeup but a fine dusting of said cocaine acquired over the course of the evening.

Snitsky

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It WAS his fault.

Kassius Ohoo.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kassius Ohno was fired from the WWE for being too skinny, and Triple H wanted him to come back after gaining some weight. This is all so he can lose the weight as part of a publicity event to accompany a big feel-good push with a celebrity in his corner. But then the stuff with Jarrod from Subway got messy and now he's just back in NXT.

Shelton Benjamin

[TSI]

Shelton Benjamin's Gold Standard Gimmick Was supposed to be a rip off of Austin Powers, but had to change it because he couldnt do a promo with the Mike Myers accent.

Psycho Sid

[Sixx]

Sid only wrestled so he could pay for scholarships for poor students that wanted to go to Harvard where he teaches English literature.

Buff Bagwell

[TSI]

Buff was the Stuff because he was quietly one of the first to embrace a vegan diet, or as the boys called it back then, "Queer Food"

Kane

[My Final Heaven]

Kane was going to have his own "Big Red Machine" drink mixer endorsement, but Hogan stole the deal from under him to sell the Hulk Hogan Thunder Mixer.

Larry Zbyzsko

[Shisen Kopf]

Larry Zbyzsko can't spell his last name

Lenny Lane

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lenny Lane can't spell his last name

Jerry Lynn

[Sixx]

Jerry Lynn can't spell his name so he goes by Lenny Lane.

Bruno Sammartino

[Mr. Nerfect]

Bruno Sammartino once left the WWF Title on the subway, which explains the belt's first change in design.

Melina

[Vastardikai]

Melina was meant to feud with her twin sister, but WWE couldn't get the price right for Ketana.

Aja Kong

[WinterDecay]

Aja Kong is actually the step-daughter of King Kong .

Maxx Payne

[Evil Vito]

Rockstar Games only created Max Payne because Man Mountain Rook would've been an even more obvious ripoff.

Barry Darsow

[Helmsphere]

Barry Darsow gimmick in WCW was originally supposed to be Glacier.

Mike Sanders

[The MAC]

Mike Sanders was only hire in wcw because he told Bischoff he was related to the founder of KFC.

Jim Johnston

[TSI]

Jim Johnston got released because Vince found out he ghost wrote Eminem's BET Cypher


CM Punk

[Cool King]

I am CM Punk.

https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8m1opHYSN1rubt1lo1_250.gif

[Cool King]

Essa Rios.

[Vastardikai]

Essa Rios doesn't even remember who the fuck Essa Rios was.

Negro Casas

[The MAC]

Negro Casas is Oprah's favorite wrestler.

Debra