Frank Drebin and Gold Bond Medicated Powder Present - The Official 12/12/16 RAW Thread

[Lock Jaw]

Tag Team Title Match Tonight or something

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">RAW is in Philly so at least we know the crowd won't be quiet. Definitely won't be PG, but at least it'll be loud. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/808474745339514880">December 13, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

I'm looking at a cute chick with a laptop, Smelly.

Bad link?

[KIRA]

Roman Reins gonna have to disguise himself as Daniel Bryan to keep the crowd from booing him out of the building.

[ClockShot]

It'll make my night if New Day lost the belts tonight.

[Emperor Smeat]

I'm looking at a cute chick with a laptop, Smelly.

Bad link?
That's weird. Should just be a regular tweet from Creative Humor making a little fun about Philly and WWE's PG rating

https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/808474745339514880

[Dark One]

Comcast stream isn't working. It may be trying to save me from subjecting myself to this tonight.

[ClockShot]

It's the tweet for about 5 seconds then changes to the cute girl.

Don't know if it's something on my end or not. But that's what's happening.

[KIRA]

as Soon as that record is broken those belts are going to Gallows and that other bald guy I think his name is Christopher Daniels or something.

[Triple A]

sick of this

s0 boring

[ClockShot]

They're getting the tag title match out of the way now?!

IS THERE SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT?!

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: RAW's opening talkie segment only being a couple of minutes this week.

[ClockShot]

Anderson got new ring attire.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

[Dark One]

Okay. Stream is up. Ready to see New Day break the record by hitting someone in the face with a pie and then rolling them up and grabbing the tights.

[KIRA]

Aww Xavier Woods trying not to cry

[Dark One]

I don't think even Jerry Lawler would wear pants as garish as what Kofi is wearing right now.

[ClockShot]

Ah. The eventual "stalker" episode on Total Divas.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Anybody have link? At work.

[Emperor Smeat]

Think Cole wasn't expecting Anderson to hit a dropkick for the double team move with that call.

[ClockShot]

Fucking nice sequence by Cesaro.

[Poit]

That was an incredible sequence.

[Lock Jaw]

Something off putting about Gallows ring gear tonight

[slik]

I think Emmalina is finally debuting tonight, seven years later it seems

[Triple A]

Anybody have link? At work.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WWEstreams/comments/5i041m/wwe_raw_121216_12th_december_2016/

[slik]

would like Cesaro/Sheamus to win but donut think they will

[Dark One]

Cesaro with a Bryan-like rampage.

[ClockShot]

Bummer.

[Lock Jaw]

New Day loses the titles later tonight

[Dark One]

I think Emmalina is finally debuting tonight, seven years later it seems

Do you think in the tradition of long, overhyped debuts, she's going to debut as a dancing dinosaur, or a sexy dancing dinosaur?

[Poit]

New Day loses the titles later tonight

Or Sunday.

[slik]

they should show up Sunday dressed as Demoliton

[ClockShot]

Do you think in the tradition of long, overhyped debuts, she's going to debut as a dancing dinosaur, or a sexy dancing dinosaur?

Repo-Woman.

They're gonna turn her shoplifting arrest into a gimmick.

[Dark One]

Repo-Woman.

They're gonna turn her shoplifting arrest into a gimmick.

Hasn't been 5 years yet. Vince probably hasn't heard.

[Lock Jaw]

Some hot brauds at New Day bash

[Dark One]

LANA LIVE SEX CELEBRATION? THIS EPISODE IS GONNA BREAK 9.0

[Dark One]

Some hot brauds at New Day bash

Need the digits for the girl with the neon red hair.

[ClockShot]

Uh-oh.

[Emperor Smeat]

Do you think in the tradition of long, overhyped debuts, she's going to debut as a dancing dinosaur, or a sexy dancing dinosaur?

Probably came up with something "out of the box" for an idea and are going to have her re-debut by coming out of a giant box.

Sort of like Sting when The Authority were going to unveil a statue.

https://67.media.tumblr.com/574df62b020b170046befa957a9b743b/tumblr_ntmblvZ14U1srbyoyo1_500.gif

[Poit]

New Day loses the titles later tonight

Or Sunday.

Or later tonight.

[Dark One]

New Day loses the titles later tonight

This is seeming incredibly likely.

I look forward to New Day 40 Team Gauntlet match.

[Dark One]

BRAAAAAUUUUUNNNNN

[ClockShot]

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUN

[Lock Jaw]

BRAAAAAAUUUUNNNN

[Dark One]

Strowman is really good for a dude that's really only been wrestling for like... a year.

[Emperor Smeat]

:| Steph ending up as the focal point for a party meant to celebrating New Day "breaking" the tag record.

[ClockShot]

Ok.

I don't know about everybody else, but I'm getting a lot of lag here on the website. Gifs are moving slow/skipping, even typing is delayed.

Am I the only one?

[Triple A]

Ok.

I don't know about everybody else, but I'm getting a lot of lag here on the website. Gifs are moving slow/skipping, even typing is delayed.

Am I the only one?

Fine for me.

Is it only on this site?

In every thread or what

[KIRA]

FINALLY Stroman gets a Legit opponent.

[Dark One]

RIP Curtis Axel.

[Emperor Smeat]

Member when it looked like Curtis Axel was going to go in a new direction a while ago after breaking up with The Bo.

Don't think the WWE did.

[ClockShot]

Fine for me.

Is it only on this site?

In every thread or what

Fine now. I think it's something on the first page of the thread. New page, problems are gone.

[slik]

braun snowman

[Dark One]

If this was the 90s, Strowman would be a three time world champion already.

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Sami threatening to jump ship to the blue brand.

RAW's version of the Bryan-Miz storyline is pretty horrible though.

[ClockShot]

YEA!

[Triple A]

Cool

[ClockShot]

Hope Daniel sends back Swagger or someone we totally forgot about.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

:y: Sami threatening to jump ship to the blue brand.

RAW's version of the Bryan-Miz storyline is pretty horrible though.

It has no teeth.

[Dark One]

lol at the crowd cheering for a fan favorite leaving the show they're at.

[Dark One]

Yaay! This guy we like is leaving this show we paid money to be at that sucks!

[Dark One]

Cesaro sitting in the back like "Oh shit, that's all it takes?" Currently writing up a mean tweet to Strowman and Foley.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ole Foley is boring.

[A.J.K]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I FORMALLY invite MeekMahan's <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a> Champs, The Day of New, to <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TotalNonstopDELETION?src=hash">#TotalNonstopDELETION</a>.<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BrotherNero?src=hash">#BrotherNero</a> &amp; I need to face these men. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Apocalypto?src=hash">#Apocalypto</a></p>&mdash; #BROKEN Matt Hardy (@MATTHARDYBRAND) <a href="https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/808481818517393408">December 13, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[Lock Jaw]

Feel like Sami Zayn leaving because his boss has no confidence in him is not a good "resolution" for his character..... Feel like he "needs" to beat Braun Strowman now.

[Lock Jaw]

SHOMO

[ClockShot]

Wasn't Lince Dorado billed from New Jersey at one point?

[Dark One]

The only Cruiserweight I'm more apathetic towards than Ariya Daivari is Hoho Lun.

[Emperor Smeat]

Hope Daniel sends back Swagger or someone we totally forgot about.
I'd laugh if it was Swagger. 1st to jump ship and ended up in the same spot he was before but now on a different brand.


lol at the crowd cheering for a fan favorite leaving the show they're at.
Not the first time since a few weeks ago had a crowd cheering at Smackdown being better even though they paid to be on RAW.

[Dark One]

I'd laugh if it was Swagger. 1st to jump ship and ended up in the same spot he was before but now on a different brand.


"I will take your guy that doesn't want to be there, and I will offer you... Headbanger Thrasher."

[ClockShot]

SHEAMUS-LITE!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: The Gentleman doing the gentlemanly thing and announcing he wants to interfere.

[KIRA]

DA CHAMP IS HERE!

[Dark One]

This is the perfect town for Gallagher to do this promo.

[Lock Jaw]

I enjoy that Jack Gallagher actually has a "character"......

[Dark One]

I enjoy that Jack Gallagher actually has a "character"......

Vince: BUT HE HAS A NICKNAME. ISN'T THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU PEOPLE?!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Must be a riveting episode of Raw only at 2 pages so far...

[Emperor Smeat]

Rollins needs to say Triple H's name one more time in order for him to suddenly appear like whenever Taker gets randomly invoked ... or Biggie Smalls if counting South Park.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Rollins- You know the guy that we haven't talked about in months. Well, I'm calling that guy out!

[ClockShot]

Sweet! New Day fighting again.

[Triple A]

Must be a riveting episode of Raw only at 2 pages so far...

It hasn't been bad tbh

[Dark One]

JeriKO being the ones to prevent New Day from breaking the record would be amazing.

[Dark One]

Must be a riveting episode of Raw only at 2 pages so far...

It hasn't been bad tbh

Yeah. For an episode of Raw, there's been a lot of stuff that's actually happened, even though it's only the first hour.

I blame the uncertainty about my presence being the reason for the downturn in viewership. I'm pretty sure I'm the top draw of the Raw thread.

[Emperor Smeat]

Doesn't seem like a good idea by Rollins to ridicule Jericho if the idea is to destroy JeriKO as friends.

[ClockShot]

That couple infront of the Rollins beatdown are out of place.

[Dark One]

Doesn't seem like a good idea by Rollins to ridicule Jericho if the idea is to destroy JeriKO as friends.

All faces in WWE are stupid and/or jerks.

[Poit]

All faces in WWE are stupid and/or jerks.

I don't think this description is limited to faces.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Does he do the fake laugh?

[Black Widow]

You'd think they'd make a bigger deal about Gene Simmons being front row.

[KIRA]

Wow a lot of peoples kids are apparently about to learn about the birds and the bees from Rusev AND Lana

[Frank Drebin]

Wait just a damn minute.....I did not license my name for use in the title of this thread.

[KIRA]

You'd think they'd make a bigger deal about Gene Simmons being front row.

why7 KISS sucks.

[Lock Jaw]

Wait just a damn minute.....I did not license my name for use in the title of this thread.

Suuuuure you did

[Dark One]

Wait just a damn minute.....I did not license my name for use in the title of this thread.

TPWWF owned your name the second you signed your contract, brother.

When you go back to the indies, you'll just have to go by Frank. Sorry.

[Lock Jaw]

The Outlandish Rich Swann

[KIRA]

Yeah. For an episode of Raw, there's been a lot of stuff that's actually happened, even though it's only the first hour.

I blame the uncertainty about my presence being the reason for the downturn in viewership. I'm pretty sure I'm the top draw of the Raw thread.

Right? Theres almost nothing to mock but I still have faith this show will upset me.

It'll probably involve a lack of Alicia Fox

[Black Widow]

why7 KISS sucks.I was joking it's just a fan that looks like him.

[Lock Jaw]

The Outlandish Rich Swann the new The Demon Kane

[Dark One]

Cruiserweights know how to use microphones? What bizarre world have I wandered into? Is Vince dead but WWE hasn't announced it, like he's Julian Assange or something?

[Dark One]

The Outlandish Rich Swann the new The Demon Kane

Can't wait for the OUTLANDISH RICH SWANN vs the DEMON KING Finn "THE DEMON KING" Balor.

[Black Widow]

This Kendrick/Kofi feud sucks.

[Dark One]

Down at the North Pole? GOD DAMNIT RICH SWANN. LEARN YOUR GEOGRAPHY

[KIRA]

Why is Kendrick enunciating his words

[Ruien]

Hell ya. Tuning in to see the Cruserweights! Holy crap what terrible timing.

I don't think I actually watched any of these matches but I like Perkins in the backstage segments. Well, besides the first 2 or 3 he was in. He has grown though.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why is Kendrick enunciating his words

Residual effect of having to train and teach Eva Marie.

[KIRA]

Perkins theme starts out sounding like it was recorded 6ft from the mic they need to redo it.

[ClockShot]

I'M THE MAN WITH THE PLAN!

[Dark One]

They were trying to set a new record for awkwardly-long-camera-stare-after-a-segment pause there.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hell ya. Tuning in to see the Cruserweights! Holy crap what terrible timing.

I don't think I actually watched any of these matches but I like Perkins in the backstage segments. Well, besides the first 2 or 3 he was in. He has grown though.

Batista hooked him up with the Konami Code.

[Lock Jaw]

Wish Emmalina was on right now......

[Emperor Smeat]

For someone with a video game-like theme, surprised Perkins hasn't tried to bust out a Hadouken or a fighting game move during his matches.

http://i.imgur.com/dG67uWQ.gif

[ClockShot]

For someone with a video game-like theme, surprised Perkins hasn't tried to bust out a Hadouken or a fighting game move during his matches.

http://i.imgur.com/dG67uWQ.gif

Kenny Omega got a couple of those on lockdown.

[Frank Drebin]

Suuuuure you did

TPWWF owned your name the second you signed your contract, brother.

When you go back to the indies, you'll just have to go by Frank. Sorry.

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[Evil Vito]

This has been the best Raw in months.

It's a low bar admittedly.

[KIRA]

I don't think Tj was as close to Kendrick as he thinks if he was his finisher for Kendrink would be the threat of a shower and a shave

[KIRA]

Yes wow Cole that tree of woe dropkick was so very new.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Tree of Whoaaa

[Evil Vito]

Very glad Sami might be going to SmackDown.

Kalisto seems like a logical trade off, he doesn't seem to have anywhere to go after this Corbin feud and he should be with the cruiserweights.

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/e39d3aV.gif

I don't think Tj was as close to Kendrick as he thinks if he was his finisher for Kendrink would be the threat of a shower and a shave

[ClockShot]

Did I miss the episode where Roman & Seth kissed & made up?

[KIRA]

We really have to have the faces spelling out their feuds

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at RAW just rehashing the stip for the 1st tag match earlier in the show.

[ClockShot]

(Partial) SHIELD REUNION!

[Lock Jaw]

Did I miss the episode where Roman & Seth kissed & made up?

That one where Seth turned face, so everything is instantly forgotten and forgiven

[Dark One]

I think the Cruiserweight Division is suffering from some WCW Invasion problems.

You've got one of the four semi finalists in the division, and three of the top eight. Right now, most of the division is comprised of Buff Bagwells, Hugh Morrises, and Shawn Stasiaks.

[KIRA]

http://i.imgur.com/e39d3aV.gif

because you know your opponent and Kendrick looks like an unwashed young Charles Manson and......goddamnit nevermind

[ClockShot]

That one where Seth turned face, so everything is instantly forgotten and forgiven

Ah.

Okey dokey then.

[ClockShot]

Hope we circle back to Sami Zayn and find out if he got traded.

Or we learn tomorrow on Smackdown.

[KIRA]

They are fast tracking New day to that record lol

[Ruien]

Wait. Did New Day already beat Cesaro and Sheamus/The two bald guys?

[Emperor Smeat]

Graves says Sunday is the final time but WWE is going to find a way for another Sasha-Charlotte match to happen in a row.

[KIRA]

......Does this promo mean they are in love? It really does start out sounding that way.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wait. Did New Day already beat Cesaro and Sheamus/The two bald guys?

Yeup was at the start of the show.

[Ruien]

Graves says Sunday is the final time but WWE is going to find a way for another Sasha-Charlotte match to happen in a row.

If Sasha loses she gets her automatic rematch clause! Brilliant booking!

[Dark One]

If Sasha loses she gets her automatic rematch clause! Brilliant booking!

They said there was no rematch clause.

[ClockShot]

Should be billed as a "30-Minute No Rematch Clause Iron Man Match".

[Lock Jaw]

They said there was no rematch clause.

But there will be a SANTA clause who will grant the loser a rematch as a Christmas present

[Dark One]

I know people bitch about them trading the title a few times and how they've wrestled so many times, but you all know that in ten or twenty years, this is feud/year of matches is going to have like a bunch of documentaries on the network and shit, right?

Like, you're watching one of the "best" women's feuds in the history of WWE, right?

"I want more long term feuds that build to stipulations!"

"I don't want people to wrestle each other so many times!"

[Ruien]

They said there was no rematch clause.

So a redo clause?

[KIRA]

You're gonna have to work really goddamn hard to top Zootopia and this aint the movie to do that.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Santa- Ho ho ho! More (Power) Re-matches!

[Ruien]

I know people bitch about them trading the title a few times and how they've wrestled so many times, but you all know that in ten or twenty years, this is feud/year of matches is going to have like a bunch of documentaries on the network and shit, right?

Like, you're watching one of the "best" women's feuds in the history of WWE, right?

"I want more long term feuds that build to stipulations!"

"I don't want people to wrestle each other so many times!"

The "best" women feud ever does not interest me. Honestly, I would feel the same way if anyone besides Nia was put into the slot as a contender. Just want Nia's time to come and wreck everyone.

[Emperor Smeat]

They said there was no rematch clause.

WWE will find a way to happen. Maybe even have Ellsworth lose his auto-title shot and it gets traded in return for Sami to be on Smackdown.

[Evil Vito]

Have a feeling Reigns will be holding all 3 men's titles by Sunday night...

[Lock Jaw]

I know people bitch about them trading the title a few times and how they've wrestled so many times, but you all know that in ten or twenty years, this is feud/year of matches is going to have like a bunch of documentaries on the network and shit, right?

Like, you're watching one of the "best" women's feuds in the history of WWE, right?

"I want more long term feuds that build to stipulations!"

"I don't want people to wrestle each other so many times!"

People who b**** are nothing but negative nellies...... cuppa haters......

[KIRA]

Somebody is getting fired over those tubemen

[KIRA]

......ALICIA!!!!!!!!

[KIRA]

THIS IS THE GREATEST RAW EVER

[KIRA]

GIVE THIS WOMAN A LEGIT PUSH!

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Since Bautista has shown great interest in <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TotalNonstopDELETION?src=hash">#TotalNonstopDELETION</a>'s affairs, I FORMALLY invite him &amp; the OBSOLETE Evolution to <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Apocalypto?src=hash">#Apocalypto</a>.</p>&mdash; #BROKEN Matt Hardy (@MATTHARDYBRAND) <a href="https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/808501813838282753">December 13, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[Lock Jaw]

Bad makeup job on Lana tonight

[KIRA]

BULLSHIT THIS THE WORST FUCKING RAW YET!

I hope Vince's heart explodes in the gym!:mad:

[ClockShot]

Rusevs are ready for war.

[Dark One]

"7000 hours," better known as "sitting through an average episode of Raw in real time."

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Has Emmalina made it yet?

[A.J.K]

nope

[KIRA]

Has Emmalina made it yet?

Who fucking cares they just blew the best part of the show.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Is she really dating Cedric Alexander?

[ClockShot]

Was the crowd signing Seven Nation Army?

[Dark One]

Perfect time for Kurt Angle to come back.

I'm going to post that every month.

[KIRA]

They went to the bathroom? whatever gets them going I guess

[ClockShot]

Viewer Discretion is Advised.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/hE3K8Pg.gif

[Dark One]

Viewer Discretion is Advised.

But staring is encouraged.

[Lock Jaw]

They "did their business"

Just sat down and started doing their taxes

[KIRA]

God if its Rusev and lana playing Dance dance revolution that would be perfect

[Dark One]

Creative editing to hide Enzo Dong.

[Emperor Smeat]

Guess Lana and Rusev just randomly beat up Enzo every night if that footage is any indication.

[Dark One]

Just going to leave the music playing this whole promo?

[Lock Jaw]

Big Cass saying his pants are on..... what a liar......

[Dark One]

Is he wearing invisible pants?

[Lock Jaw]

How can it be a Roadblock and the End of the Line....... a roadblock implies that the road continues on past it..... end of the line implies that it is the end of the road.....

WHICH IS IT

[ClockShot]

HA! EMMA WAS FORGOTTEN!

[Evil Vito]

lol. every heel has to do the "endless vignettes/delaying debut" thing now.

[ClockShot]

Unless she's the main event.

[Dark One]

I can tell this has been a good Raw based on the fact that I looked up and was surprised there's only an hour left, while most Raws, I look up and am horrified that only an hour has passed.

[Emperor Smeat]

Going to laugh if Emma's debut got delayed since that graphic at the end implied its not tonight.

[Lock Jaw]

Emma :'(

[Dark One]

HA! EMMA WAS FORGOTTEN!

lol. every heel has to do the "endless vignettes/delaying debut" thing now.

Clearly the sexy dancing dinosaur costume didn't get finished in time.

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/1bO4fDh.png

Oops.

[KIRA]

Sami hates gay people

[Emperor Smeat]

Emmalina right now is the Curt Hawkins of RAW in terms of bungled debut process.

[Dark One]

CESAROMANIA IS RUNNIN WILD

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[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">All you cared about were the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/4Horsewomen?src=hash">#4Horsewomen</a>... <br>Now I finally have your attention and I'm supposed to fall at your feet, yeah right! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash">#Raw</a> <a href="https://t.co/f2d2c8US4E">pic.twitter.com/f2d2c8US4E</a></p>&mdash; EMMA (@EmmaWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/EmmaWWE/status/808509538320138240">December 13, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

Impromptu commercial.

[ClockShot]

Hmmmm. I can see the Twitter posts now.

Something got fixed.

[Evil Vito]

I'm gonna guess Foley caves in and gives Zayn the match BUT tells him he'll be traded if he loses to keep him from trying to keep going after Strowman time and again.

[Savio]

James Ellsworth?

[ClockShot]

YEA!

What's equal to Sami Zayn?

[Dark One]

Must have been an awkward three minutes of them standing in the ring.

[KIRA]

FINALLY.
also a talent of equal value

Mojo Rily?

[ClockShot]

YES!

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Sami's going to the blue brand

:lol: Sami being worth an Eva Marie. Foley went vicious with that shot

[ClockShot]

THE RED LADY GOES TO THE RED SHOW!

[Poit]

:lol:

[Dark One]

Can't stop laughing at the crowd cheering one of their favorite guys getting traded off the show they're attending.

[KIRA]

ha ha ha
RAW GOT FUCKED

[Innovator]

Corey going crazy is the best part of RAW

[ClockShot]

And this isn't gonna happen. :nono:

[Dark One]

STONE COLD SAMI ZAYN

[Poit]

Can't stop laughing at the crowd cheering one of their favorite guys getting traded off the show they're attending.

Maybe the next WWE show in Philadelphia is a Smackdown show, and they want to see Zayn again?

[Emperor Smeat]

That was actually great by Foley.

[KIRA]

Mick I hope you got your teeth in tight you bout to have a ......verbal fight.

[ClockShot]

Ok. Let's take it up a notch and do a Zayn/Foley fight.

[Evil Vito]

At least Foley just confirmed there was never a trade. It would've been hilarious if it was a real trade and Sami just shrugged and signed without argument.

[Evil Vito]

Still feel like there's a very good chance we get a Zayn/Kalisto trade before Mania.

[Dark One]

Mick Foley didn't wedge in "End of the Line" after "Roadblock."

WWE would like to wish Mick Foley the best in his future endeavors.

[KIRA]

Hoping sami loses and goes to SD

[Lock Jaw]

Ok, so Sami won't beat Braun on Sunday, but will "last ten minutes"

[ClockShot]

So, what happens if Sami loses again?

[ClockShot]

Hope Xavier learned to play Taps on that trombone.

[Savio]

Hey guys you amped for "Sing"?

[ClockShot]

Hey guys you amped for "Sing"?

You'd figure they'd hype Moana since The Rock got a role in it.

[Savio]

"I need you to dig deep and bring out that anger......to last ten minutes. (because I don't believe you can beat him)"

[Evil Vito]

Keep thinking back to my proposed Mania card and that's probably why I keep thinking Zayn/Kalisto will happen.

Kalisto can be in the Cruiserweight Title match. Zayn can be added as a surprise entrant when Bryan forces Miz to defend the IC Title in the now-traditional multi man ladder match against dudes like Ambrose, Ziggler, Kane, etc.

[Dark One]

Hope Xavier learned to play Taps on that trombone.

Hoping Kevin Owens plays the Price is Right fail horn on it after JeriKO wins.

[Savio]

Go ahead emasculate em steph!

[Frank Drebin]

Perfect time for Kurt Angle to come back.

I'm going to post that every month.

If he gets into the TPWW HOF, he will be at the Rumble. If you build it, they will come.

[Emperor Smeat]

Interesting thing about that Cena SNL clip is the rumors going around the net he's getting a lot more tv and/or movie offers because of how interested Hollywood is in him right now. WWE didn't think he was going to do this well outside of the WWE when they let him do some stuff on the side recently.

[Dark One]

Interesting thing about that Cena SNL clip is the rumors going around the net he's getting a lot more tv and/or movie offers because of how interested Hollywood is in him right now. WWE didn't think he was going to do this well outside of the WWE when they let him do some stuff on the side recently.

WWE is atrocious at estimating their talents' crossover appeal.

Like when they didn't want to promote Guardians of the Galaxy with BIG DAVE, because they didn't think it would be a big deal.

[Ruien]

When he gets into the TPWW HOF, he will be at the Rumble. If you build it, they will come.

[ClockShot]

Ellsworth's gonna die.

[Lock Jaw]

Kevin Owens' mangled armpit

[Lock Jaw]

Always grosses me out

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE is atrocious at estimating their talents' crossover appeal.

Like when they didn't want to promote Guardians of the Galaxy with BIG DAVE, because they didn't think it would be a big deal.

Or even listening to him when he said it was a mistake having him return face when they had the Bryan stuff going on at the same time. Saw the problem pretty quickly but WWE didn't care until they pretty much were forced to go all-in on Bryan for Mania 30 and turn him heel.

[Savio]

Interesting thing about that Cena SNL clip is the rumors going around the net he's getting a lot more tv and/or movie offers because of how interested Hollywood is in him right now. WWE didn't think he was going to do this well outside of the WWE when they let him do some stuff on the side recently.

12 Rounds 2 (or 3)

[Savio]

Roman will be a Triple champ by Sunday.

[Dark One]

Some hot brauds at New Day bash

Need the digits for the girl with the neon red hair.

Found her.

https://www.instagram.com/thebrittanyblake/?hl=en

Thanks internet.

[Dark One]

Roman will be a Triple champ by Sunday.

ROMANMANIA. Roman defends his titles in three separate matches, LIVE ON THE WWE NETWORK at Wrestlemania.

[Lock Jaw]

Found her.

https://www.instagram.com/thebrittanyblake/?hl=en

Thanks internet.

Dark One doing the Lord's work :y:

[Savio]

Chris Jericho ruined the "No interference" match with Rollins vs Owen and is rewarded with a US title shot and a Tag title shot.

[Dark One]

I appreciate New Day subbing in Xavier for one of the two that wrestled at the beginning of the night. That's a good subtle way to reinforce the fact that they were already in a tough match.

[Dark One]

Dark One doing the Lord's work :y:

This is why I'm the TOP GUY in the Raw thread.

[ClockShot]

Big spot coming.

[Triple A]

Who was the guy @ New Day party that looked like a "budget Chris Jericho"

[Dark One]

Who was the guy @ New Day party that looked like a "budget Chris Jericho"

Steve Jericho.

[Emperor Smeat]

Never understood how the guy giving the powerbomb for the Tower of Doom spot ends up being as "injured" like everyone else afterwards. And not in a tired like way after giving the move.

[Dark One]

Roman looks like he's struggling to stay awake.

Is there a chance he's watching one of his own matches?

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Trending worldwide on a show I'm not even on <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash">#Raw</a> I don't even need to step in the building to cause a buzz! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/STAR?src=hash">#STAR</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWIncreaseThatOffer?src=hash">#RAWIncreaseThatOffer</a> $$</p>&mdash; Eva Marie (@natalieevamarie) <a href="https://twitter.com/natalieevamarie/status/808516232773148672">December 13, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[KIRA]

Xavier Woods beat Roman Reigns is a sentence I really want to be able to say

[Dark One]

I changed my mind. I want Roman Reigns to end New Day's attempt to beat Demolition just to watch the meltdown.

[Lock Jaw]

SAY YEAH

[ClockShot]

Big E has been M.I.A for a while now.

[KIRA]

Woods dedicated their title run to his to his dead grandmother he can't lose

[ClockShot]

There he is.

[KIRA]

See?

[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty good main event but :lol: at the finish involving Xavier being asleep while everyone else attacked each other. Xavier won by doing nothing in the end.

[KIRA]

That was actually an adorable shot of The New Day

[Lock Jaw]

What the hell are the fans chanting/singing......

Eagle

[Emperor Smeat]

:( End of JeriKO.

[KIRA]

Get used to that shot of Roman people.