SmackDown Captions 03/03/05

[M. Banana]

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[Savio]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MiguelBahena again.

[M. Banana]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Savior again.


:rofl:

[Marcyo]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MiguelBahena again.

same here brudda.

[Nervous Ferret]

You must spread some oral sex around before giving it to MiguelBahena again.

[M. Banana]

You must spread some AIDS before giving it to Nervous Ferret's dog again.

[Marcyo]

You must spread some AIDS before giving it to Nervous Ferret's dog again.

! Shit

[M. Banana]

I would, but my step-mom is in there right now. :-\

[Marcyo]

I would, but my step-mom is in there right now. :-\

I believe you. :kiss:

[Savio]

Well if your sussposed to spread it and shes in the room....

[Marcyo]

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Heidenreich: HEY GUYS! THIS IS A CAPTION THREAD, NO A FUCK-A-DOG CONTEST!

[BatistaBomb]

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Ref:And then i opened my hands like this and the dove just flew out and a tear came to my eye it was so emotional

Rey:Uh kinda busy right now dude

Jindrak:Queer

[Marcyo]

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Ref:And then i opened my hands like this and the dove just flew out and a tear came to my eye it was so emotional

Rey:Uh kinda busy right now dude

Jindrak:Queer







































DENIED!!

[Marcyo]

:lol: batistabomb, nice cap

[Nervous Ferret]

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Cena: MAN, When was the last time you shaved down there?

[Gone Mad]

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Cena: HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!!

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Angle solidifies his heel status in the fued with HBK as he calls God a homo.

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JBL (looking at mirror): So, that's what a champion looks like.
Jordan: Yeah, but should we ask Cena why is he holding that mirr---
JBL: ....SHUT UP!

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Heidenreich: Well... this is the last time I read my poetry to anyon--- POETRY.COM!!!

Booker: ..... SUCKKAAAA!!!!

[M. Banana]

:rofl:

[Kane Knight]

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Math Teacher: Very Good, John. 5 and 6 is 11.

-OR-

One night with Lita was enough to get Cena to botch the metal horns.

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"Please keep your trunks on..."

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Rey: I told you I'm not into submission...

Jindrak: SHUT UP, DOG!

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A thoughtful fan helps Rey warm up for his Village people act.

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Msyterio pushes off the glass ceiling for leverage.

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"Got your nose!"


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When Heidenreich tried to undo Booker's boots, they both regretted it.

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Word of advice. Never call Heidenrecih a homo.

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It's painful to realise you're a minority in the WWE...

-OR-

A hungry Johnny takes a bite out of Booker.


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Kurt uses Big Show as an example of why the "Big feet" myth is untrue.

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It takes four ment to stop Michaels from committing suicide when he realises he's actually on Smackdown.

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Shawn: It won't come off!

Security: Calm down Shawn, you've got a lot to live for.

Shawn: Stained for life...

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WWE TIPS #127: Never steal the Big Show's Twinky.

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#127 A: Don't offer to give it back when you're done with it.

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"I don't know, I woke up this morning and there was a big fatty lump on my ass..."

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"You're all homos!"

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"IT'S TRUE! THEY ARE BIGGER!"

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Having bombed out in the movies, Cena takes up interpretive dance.

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Orlando: Now let's see who you REALLY are!

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Orlando: NOW can you guess what I ate for dinner?

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Cowabunga!

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Even Cena had to grin at the ref's "Knock-Knock" jokes.

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Jordan: I swear, if you make me say "Bling bling" one more time....

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JBL: You bastard! You bent my negro!

[El Santo]

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Oddly enough, Cena's new "Touch of Death" finisher was ten times more credible than the F-U.

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Ref: "Holy crap, Mark! Is that a superfluous third arm growing out of your back?"

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The match got intense as Mark's superfluous third arm pointed out that Godzilla had indeed entered the arena.

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Ref: "Remember, Rey ... Jazz hands!"

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Mark finds out too late that Rey does not use Right Guard deodorant.

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Cole: "Oh my God, Tazz! Eddie just lied, cheated, and stole Mr. Socko!"
Tazz: "Shut the hell up."

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Jindrak sprung to action when he recieved the call that one of the cruiserweights had managed to escape Velocity.

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Heidenreich discovers the hard way that you never interrupt Booker during the can-can.

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It's not every day that you hear the Word of the Lord. Even if it is the Lord telling you that you suck.

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Booker: "By the power of Greyskull! I... have... the POWER!"
Heidenreich: "God... and they say I'm the crazy one around here?"

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Angle: "Ugh. Did this come out of my nose? Gross!"

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For a brief glimpse, WWE pulled back the curtains and revealed that HBK was actually controlled by three puppeteers.

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Kurt: "I'm going to do, in four weeks, EVERYTHING that you accomplished your entire lifetime, Michaels!"
HBK: "No way! You're going to spoon with Triple H?"
Kurt: "..... um, no."

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It's a little known fact that some lower mid-carders are so poor that they have to make their wrestling tights out of old garbage bags.

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In the WWE's first Brawn vs. Magic match, Big Show's brute strength was no match for Referee Nick Patrick's mystical powers of levitation.

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Big Show: "You joker! I said one hot dog! But the chick is good, too."

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JBL: "And IIIIII... will always ... love YOUUUUUUUUUUU...."

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Cena: "Oh my God... HE'S A WOMAN!"

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Even Orlando Jordan can't manage to stay awake during a John Cena match.

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Not that it was easy to stay awake during an Orlando Jordan match.

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"And remember, kids, this is what I do to people who play with matches!"

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During the "Kings of Comedy" Invasion Tour, Cena becomes the first casualty as he jobs to an enraged Bernie Mac.

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Bernie: "The name's Mr. Mac. Rhymes with smack. As in upside the head."
Cena: "Oh ho ho ha... you still got it!"

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Fans began to suspect that the voting was rigged when JBL announced this year's winner to the John Cena look-a-like contest.

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Though there were rivals in Wrestlemania, JBL was never too big to help a friend fix up his necktie.

[Kane Knight]

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It's not every day that you hear the Word of the Lord. Even if it is the Lord telling you that you suck.
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Kurt: "I'm going to do, in four weeks, EVERYTHING that you accomplished your entire lifetime, Michaels!"
HBK: "No way! You're going to spoon with Triple H?"
Kurt: "..... um, no."
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Fans began to suspect that the voting was rigged when JBL announced this year's winner to the John Cena look-a-like contest.
LMAO! Further proof. You rule.

[Chavo Classic]

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JBL: You bastard! You bent my negro!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[BatistaBomb]

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JBL: You bastard! You bent my negro![/QUOTE]


TOO DAMN FUNNY