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Old 03-12-2005, 02:02 PM   #1
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Old 03-12-2005, 02:10 PM   #2
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MiguelBahena again.
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Old 03-12-2005, 02:11 PM   #3
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Savior again.
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Old 03-12-2005, 02:12 PM   #4
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same here brudda.
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Old 03-12-2005, 02:12 PM   #5
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You must spread some oral sex around before giving it to MiguelBahena again.
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Old 03-12-2005, 02:14 PM   #6
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You must spread some AIDS before giving it to Nervous Ferret's dog again.
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Old 03-12-2005, 02:18 PM   #7
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Old 03-12-2005, 02:22 PM   #8
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I would, but my step-mom is in there right now.
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Old 03-12-2005, 02:34 PM   #9
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Old 03-12-2005, 02:36 PM   #10
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Well if your sussposed to spread it and shes in the room....
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Old 03-12-2005, 02:40 PM   #11
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Heidenreich: HEY GUYS! THIS IS A CAPTION THREAD, NO A FUCK-A-DOG CONTEST!
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Old 03-12-2005, 02:42 PM   #12
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Ref:And then i opened my hands like this and the dove just flew out and a tear came to my eye it was so emotional

Rey:Uh kinda busy right now dude

Jindrak:Queer
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Old 03-12-2005, 02:43 PM   #13
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Ref:And then i opened my hands like this and the dove just flew out and a tear came to my eye it was so emotional

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Old 03-12-2005, 02:44 PM   #14
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Old 03-12-2005, 02:48 PM   #15
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Cena: MAN, When was the last time you shaved down there?
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Old 03-12-2005, 05:16 PM   #16
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Cena: HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!!


Angle solidifies his heel status in the fued with HBK as he calls God a homo.


JBL (looking at mirror): So, that's what a champion looks like.
Jordan: Yeah, but should we ask Cena why is he holding that mirr---
JBL: ....SHUT UP!


Heidenreich: Well... this is the last time I read my poetry to anyon--- POETRY.COM!!!

Booker: ..... SUCKKAAAA!!!!
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Old 03-12-2005, 07:44 PM   #18
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Math Teacher: Very Good, John. 5 and 6 is 11.

-OR-

One night with Lita was enough to get Cena to botch the metal horns.



"Please keep your trunks on..."



Rey: I told you I'm not into submission...

Jindrak: SHUT UP, DOG!



A thoughtful fan helps Rey warm up for his Village people act.



Msyterio pushes off the glass ceiling for leverage.



"Got your nose!"




When Heidenreich tried to undo Booker's boots, they both regretted it.



Word of advice. Never call Heidenrecih a homo.



It's painful to realise you're a minority in the WWE...

-OR-

A hungry Johnny takes a bite out of Booker.




Kurt uses Big Show as an example of why the "Big feet" myth is untrue.



It takes four ment to stop Michaels from committing suicide when he realises he's actually on Smackdown.



Shawn: It won't come off!

Security: Calm down Shawn, you've got a lot to live for.

Shawn: Stained for life...



WWE TIPS #127: Never steal the Big Show's Twinky.



#127 A: Don't offer to give it back when you're done with it.



"I don't know, I woke up this morning and there was a big fatty lump on my ass..."



"You're all homos!"



"IT'S TRUE! THEY ARE BIGGER!"



Having bombed out in the movies, Cena takes up interpretive dance.



Orlando: Now let's see who you REALLY are!



Orlando: NOW can you guess what I ate for dinner?



Cowabunga!



Even Cena had to grin at the ref's "Knock-Knock" jokes.



Jordan: I swear, if you make me say "Bling bling" one more time....



JBL: You bastard! You bent my negro!
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Oddly enough, Cena's new "Touch of Death" finisher was ten times more credible than the F-U.


Ref: "Holy crap, Mark! Is that a superfluous third arm growing out of your back?"


The match got intense as Mark's superfluous third arm pointed out that Godzilla had indeed entered the arena.


Ref: "Remember, Rey ... Jazz hands!"


Mark finds out too late that Rey does not use Right Guard deodorant.


Cole: "Oh my God, Tazz! Eddie just lied, cheated, and stole Mr. Socko!"
Tazz: "Shut the hell up."


Jindrak sprung to action when he recieved the call that one of the cruiserweights had managed to escape Velocity.


Heidenreich discovers the hard way that you never interrupt Booker during the can-can.


It's not every day that you hear the Word of the Lord. Even if it is the Lord telling you that you suck.


Booker: "By the power of Greyskull! I... have... the POWER!"
Heidenreich: "God... and they say I'm the crazy one around here?"


Angle: "Ugh. Did this come out of my nose? Gross!"


For a brief glimpse, WWE pulled back the curtains and revealed that HBK was actually controlled by three puppeteers.


Kurt: "I'm going to do, in four weeks, EVERYTHING that you accomplished your entire lifetime, Michaels!"
HBK: "No way! You're going to spoon with Triple H?"
Kurt: "..... um, no."


It's a little known fact that some lower mid-carders are so poor that they have to make their wrestling tights out of old garbage bags.


In the WWE's first Brawn vs. Magic match, Big Show's brute strength was no match for Referee Nick Patrick's mystical powers of levitation.


Big Show: "You joker! I said one hot dog! But the chick is good, too."


JBL: "And IIIIII... will always ... love YOUUUUUUUUUUU...."


Cena: "Oh my God... HE'S A WOMAN!"


Even Orlando Jordan can't manage to stay awake during a John Cena match.


Not that it was easy to stay awake during an Orlando Jordan match.


"And remember, kids, this is what I do to people who play with matches!"


During the "Kings of Comedy" Invasion Tour, Cena becomes the first casualty as he jobs to an enraged Bernie Mac.


Bernie: "The name's Mr. Mac. Rhymes with smack. As in upside the head."
Cena: "Oh ho ho ha... you still got it!"


Fans began to suspect that the voting was rigged when JBL announced this year's winner to the John Cena look-a-like contest.


Though there were rivals in Wrestlemania, JBL was never too big to help a friend fix up his necktie.
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Old 03-13-2005, 12:10 AM   #20
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It's not every day that you hear the Word of the Lord. Even if it is the Lord telling you that you suck.

Kurt: "I'm going to do, in four weeks, EVERYTHING that you accomplished your entire lifetime, Michaels!"
HBK: "No way! You're going to spoon with Triple H?"
Kurt: "..... um, no."

Fans began to suspect that the voting was rigged when JBL announced this year's winner to the John Cena look-a-like contest.
LMAO! Further proof. You rule.
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Old 03-13-2005, 08:35 AM   #21
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JBL: You bastard! You bent my negro!

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Old 03-13-2005, 11:37 PM   #22
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JBL: You bastard! You bent my negro![/QUOTE]


TOO DAMN FUNNY
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