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DaveWadding
04-25-2005, 01:45 AM
Hey, hey, welcome to this Monday morning edition of RTW. And I hope you all got a sufficient groan out of the "coincidence" of the wrestler we're rating on the day that we're rating him. Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Anyways, "Rugged" Ronnie Garvin scored a 75. and all I have to say is WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU GUYS SMOKING?!? ...That's all.

Onto today's wrestler, we have the baddest (note: sarcasm) motherfucker in wrestling, member of the Gangsters, the guy who messed up the fat guy in the Mass Transit incident in ECW (too lazy to look his name up, sue me). LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NEW JACK!

<select><option><b>RTW History by Day</b>
<option>Day 1: Bret Hart (96)
<option>Day 2: Chris Jericho (91)
<option>Day 3: Rob Van Dam (78)
<option>Day 4: Diamond Dallas Page (80)
<option>Day 5: Low Ki (73)
<option>Day 6: A.J. Styles (89)
<option>Day 7: Rey Mysterio Jr. (81)
<option>Day 8: Owen Hart (95)
<option>Day 9: Ultimo Dragon (84)
<option>Day 10: Raven (87)
<option>Day 11: "British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith (84)
<option>Day 12: The Hurricane (76)
<option>Day 13: Brian Pillman (92)
<option>Day 14: John Bradshaw Layfield (46)
<option>Day 15: Taz (82)
<option>Day 16: Bob "Hardcore" Holly (34)
<option>Day 17: Christian (83)
<option>Day 18: Ric Flair (87)
<option>Day 19: Jeff Jarrett (65)
<option>Day 20: Shawn Michaels (92)
<option>Day 21: Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat (90)
<option>Day 22: Kevin Nash (61)
<option>Day 23: Jushin "Thunder" Lyger (88)
<option>Day 24: Brock Lesnar (78)
<option>Day 25: Sting (91)
<option>Day 26: Lex Luger (55)
<option>Day 27: "Mr. Perfect" Curt Hennig (91)
<option>Day 28: Andre The Giant (80)
<option>Day 29: Vader (78)
<option>Day 30: Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart (66)
<option>Day 31: Scott Hall (83)
<option>Day 32: Big Vito (60)
<option>Day 33: Hollywood Hulk Hogan (82)
<option>Day 34: Jerry Lynn (83)
<option>Day 35: Kurt Angle (96)
<option>Day 36: Mick Foley (88)
<option>Day 37: Steve Corino (73)
<option>Day 38: Randy Orton (82)
<option>Day 39: Kane (84)
<option>Day 40: John Cena (77)
<option>Day 41: Doink The Clown (78)
<option>Day 42: Arn Anderson (92)
<option>Day 43: Alex Wright (73)
<option>Day 44: Chris Benoit (88)
<option>Day 45: Jamie Noble (73)
<option>Day 46: Harley Race (88)
<option>Day 47: Sean O'Haire (76)
<option>Day 48: Kanyon (83)
<option>Day 49: Triple H (81)
<option>Day 50: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin (93)
<option>Day 51: The Rock (92)
<option>Day 52: Val Venis (75)
<option>Day 53: Booker T (84)
<option>Day 54: Eddie Guerrero (91)
<option>Day 55: Sean "X-Pac" Waltman (60)
<option>Day 56: William Regal (89)
<option>Day 57: "Macho Man" Randy Savage (91)
<option>Day 58: The Undertaker (88)
<option>Day:59: Ted DiBiase (95)
<option>Day 60: Jake Roberts (88)
<option>Day 61: "Sycho" Sid Vicious (51)
<option>Day 62: Lance Storm (85)
<option>Day 63: Petey Williams (79)
<option>Day 64: Al Snow (81)
<option>Day 65: Jeff Hardy (69)
<option>Day 66: Bill Goldberg (64)
<option>Day 67: Matt Hardy V.1 (82)
<option>Day 68: "American Dragon" Brian Danielson (84)
<option>Day 69: CM Punk (82)
<option>Day 70: Hayabusa (87)
<option>Day 71: Buff Bagwell (56)
<option>Day 72: "The Dynamite Kid" Tom Billington (90)
<option>Day 73: Edge (79)
<option>Day 74: IRS (82)
<option>Day 75: Haku (64)
<option>Day 76: Lenny Lane (73)
<option>Day 77: "Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels (91)
<option>Day 78: Marc Mero (77)
<option>Day 79: Big Show (82)
<option>Day 80: Billy Kidman (75)
<option>Day 81: Barry Horowitz (68)
<option>Day 82: Brooklyn Brawler (66)
<option>Day 83: "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka (74)
<option>Day 84: Disco Inferno (77)
<option>Day 85: "Rowdy" Roddy Piper (92)
<option>Day 86: Rhyno (84)
<option>Day 87: Batista (80)
<option>Day 88: Terry Funk (88)
<option>Day 89: Shane Douglas (85)
<option>Day 90: Rene Dupree (77)
<option>Day 91: Chris Sabin (81)
<option>Day 92: Tajiri (88)
<option>Day 93: "Ravishing" Rick Rude (94)
<option>Day 94: Tatanka (83)
<option>Day 95: Gobbledy Gooker (47)
<option>Day 96: The Sandman (71)
<option>Day 97: 2 Cold Scorpio (89)
<option>Day 98: Mike Awesome (75)
<option>Day 99: Dean Malenko (88)
<option>Day 100: Bob Backlund (90)
<option>Day 101: Marty Janetty (78)
<option>Day 102: Juventud Guerrera (83)
<option>Day 103: LA Park(a) (85)
<option>Day 104: Greg "The Hammer" Valentine (81)
<option>Day 105: The Honky Tonk Man (83)
<option>Day 106: Viscera (42)
<option>Day 107: King Kong Bundy (70)
<option>Day 108: Ultimate Warrior (84)
<option>Day 109: Bam Bam Bigelow (89)
<option>Day 110: Chris Candido (79)
<option>Day 111: Perry Saturn (82)
<option>Day 112: Stevie Richards (87)
<option>Day 113: Tommy Dreamer (76)
<option>Day 114: Justin Credible (69)
<option>Day 115: Tully Blanchard (96)
<option>Day 116: Sgt. Slaughter (82)
<option>Day 117: Konnan (69)
<option>Day 118: The Great Muta (90)
<option>Day 119: Great Sasuke (83)
<option>Day 120: "American Dream" Dusty Rhodes (77)
<option>Day 121: Goldust (83)
<option>Day 122: Nick "Eugene" Dinsmore (84)
<option>Day 123: Balls Mahoney (72)
<option>Day 124: Paul London (81)
<option>Day 125: Ken Shamrock (80)
<option>Day 126: Yokozuna (81)
<option>Day 127: Barry Darsow (82)
<option>Day 128: D'Lo Brown (84)
<option>Day 129: Mark Henry (45)
<option>Day 130: "Alpha Male" Monty Brown (67)
<option>Day 131: Chavo Guerrero Jr. (87)
<option>Day 132: Scott Steiner (78)
<option>Day 133: Rick Steiner (68)
<option>Day 134: Bubba Ray Dudley (66)
<option>Day 135: D-Von Dudley (68)
<option>Day 136: "Flyboy" Rocco Rock (84)
<option>Day 137: Johnny Grunge (68)
<option>Day 138: Bruno Sammartino (86)
<option>Day 139: John Tenta (80)
<option>Day 140: El Gigante (29)
<option>Day 141: Ernest "The Cat" Miller (58)
<option>Day 142: Iron Sheik (87)
<option>Day 143: One Man Gang (67)
<option>Day 144: Don Muraco (86)
<option>Day 145: Big Boss Man (76)
<option>Day 146: Hacksaw Jim Duggan (71)
<option>Day 147: Fit Finlay (87)
<option>Day 148: "Road Dogg" aka B.G James (81)
<option>Day 149: "The One" Billy Gunn (75)
<option>Day 150: Spike Dudley (71)
<option>Day 151: A-Train (58)
<option>Day 152: Essa Rios (76)
<option>Day 153: Van Hammer (55)
<option>Day 154: Bill Demott (65)
<option>Day 155: Test (77)
<option>Day 156: Maven (65)
<option>Day 157: "Primetime" Elix Skipper (85)
<option>Day 158: Shelton Benjamin (89)
<option>Day 159: Charlie Haas (88)
<option>Day 160: Reckless Youth (90)
<option>Day 161: "Wildcat" Chris Harris (80)
<option>Day 162: "Cowboy" James Storm (72)
<option>Day 161: Koko B. Ware (81)
<option>Day 164: Shark Boy (75)
<option>Day 165: Tito Santana (92)
<option>Day 166: Rick Martel (91)
<option>Day 167: Barry Windham (83)
<option>Day 168: Virgil (63)
<option>Day 169: Crush (74)
<option>Day 170: Bryan Clark (74)
<option>Day 171: Jesse "The Body" Ventura (91)
<option>Day 172: "Superstar" Billy Graham (90)
<option>Day 173: Bad News Brown (70)
<option>Day 174: John Kronus (72)
<option>Day 175: Dino Bravo (77)
<option>Day 176: Chris Nowinski (63)
<option>Day 177: Kerry Von Erich (82)
<option>Day 178: Amazing Red (67)
<option>Day 179: Ron "The Truth" Killings (82)
<option>Day 180: Nunzio (83)
<option>Day 181: Masato Tanaka (88)
<option>Day 182: Dan "The Beast" Severn (83)
<option>Day 183: Abyss (76)
<option>Day 184: "The Mountie" Jacques Rougeau (91)
<option>Day 185: Ray Rougeau (80)
<option>Day 186: "Rugged" Ron Garvin (75)</select>

<select><option><b>RTW History by Rating</b>
<option> Bret Hart (96)
<option> Kurt Angle (96)
<option> Tully Blanchard (96)
<option> Owen Hart (95)
<option> Ted DiBiase (95)
<option> "Ravishing" Rick Rude (94)
<option> "Stone Cold" Steve Austin (93)
<option> Brian Pillman (92)
<option> Shawn Michaels (92)
<option> Arn Anderson (92)
<option> The Rock (92)
<option> "Rowdy" Roddy Piper (92)
<option> Tito Santana (92)
<option> Chris Jericho (91)
<option> Sting (91)
<option> "Mr. Perfect" Curt Hennig (91)
<option> Eddie Guerrero (91)
<option> "Macho Man" Randy Savage (91)
<option> "Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels (91)
<option> Rick Martel (91)
<option> Jesse "The Body" Ventura (91)
<option> "The Mountie" Jacques Rougeau (91)
<option> Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat (90)
<option> "The Dynamite Kid" Tom Billington (90)
<option> Bob Backlund (90)
<option> The Great Muta (90)
<option> Reckless Youth (90)
<option> "Superstar" Billy Graham (90)
<option> A.J. Styles (89)
<option> William Regal (89)
<option> 2 Cold Scorpio (89)
<option> Bam Bam Bigelow (89)
<option> Shelton Benjamin (89)
<option> Jushin "Thunder" Lyger (88)
<option> Mick Foley (88)
<option> Chris Benoit (88)
<option> Harley Race (88)
<option> The Undertaker (88)
<option> Jake Roberts (88)
<option> Terry Funk (88)
<option> Tajiri (88)
<option> Dean Malenko (88)
<option> Charlie Haas (88)
<option> Masato Tanaka (88)
<option> Raven (87)
<option> Ric Flair (87)
<option> Hayabusa (87)
<option> Stevie Richards (87)
<option> Chavo Guerrero Jr. (87)
<option> Iron Sheik (87)
<option> Fit Finlay (87)
<option> Bruno Sammartino (86)
<option> Don Muraco (86)
<option> Lance Storm (85)
<option> Shane Douglas (85)
<option> LA Park(a) (85)
<option> "Primetime" Elix Skipper (85)
<option> Ultimo Dragon (84)
<option> "British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith (84)
<option> Kane (84)
<option> Booker T (84)
<option> "American Dragon" Brian Danielson (84)
<option> Rhyno (84)
<option> Ultimate Warrior (84)
<option> Nick "Eugene" Dinsmore (84)
<option> D'Lo Brown (84)
<option> "Flyboy" Rocco Rock (84)
<option> Christian (83)
<option> Scott Hall (83)
<option> Jerry Lynn (83)
<option> Kanyon (83)
<option> Tatanka (83)
<option> Juventud Guerrera (83)
<option> The Honky Tonk Man (83)
<option> Great Sasuke (83)
<option> Goldust (83)
<option> Barry Windham (83)
<option> Nunzio (83)
<option> Dan "The Beast" Severn (83)
<option> Taz (82)
<option> Hollywood Hulk Hogan (82)
<option> Randy Orton (82)
<option> Matt Hardy V.1 (82)
<option> CM Punk (82)
<option> IRS (82)
<option> Big Show (82)
<option> Perry Saturn (82)
<option> Sgt. Slaughter (82)
<option> Barry Darsow (82)
<option> Kerry Von Erich (82)
<option> Ron "The Truth" Killings (82)
<option> Rey Mysterio Jr. (81)
<option> Triple H (81)
<option> Al Snow (81)
<option> Chris Sabin (81)
<option> Greg "The Hammer" Valentine (81)
<option> Paul London (81)
<option> Yokozuna (81)
<option> "Road Dogg" aka B.G James (81)
<option> Koko B. Ware (81)
<option> Diamond Dallas Page (80)
<option> Andre The Giant (80)
<option> Batista (80)
<option> Ken Shamrock (80)
<option> John Tenta (80)
<option> "Wildcat" Chris Harris (80)
<option> Ray Rougeau (80)
<option> Petey Williams (79)
<option> Edge (79)
<option> Chris Candido (79)
<option> Rob Van Dam (78)
<option> Brock Lesnar (78)
<option> Doink The Clown (78)
<option> Vader (78)
<option> Marty Janetty (78)
<option> Scott Steiner (78)
<option> John Cena (77)
<option> Marc Mero (77)
<option> Disco Inferno (77)
<option> Rene Dupree (77)
<option> "American Dream" Dusty Rhodes (77)
<option> Test (77)
<option> Dino Bravo (77)
<option> The Hurricane (76)
<option> Sean O'Haire (76)
<option> Tommy Dreamer (76)
<option> Big Boss Man (76)
<option> Essa Rios (76)
<option> Abyss (76)
<option> Val Venis (75)
<option> Billy Kidman (75)
<option> Mike Awesome (75)
<option> "The One" Billy Gunn (75)
<option> Shark Boy (75)
<option> "Rugged" Ron Garvin (75)
<option> "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka (74)
<option> Crush (74)
<option> Bryan Clark (74)
<option> Low Ki (73)
<option> Steve Corino (73)
<option> Alex Wright (73)
<option> Jamie Noble (73)
<option> Lenny Lane (73)
<option> Balls Mahoney (72)
<option> "Cowboy" James Storm (72)
<option> John Kronus (72)
<option> The Sandman (71)
<option> Hacksaw Jim Duggan (71)
<option> Spike Dudley (71)
<option> King Kong Bundy (70)
<option> Bad News Brown (70)
<option> Jeff Hardy (69)
<option> Justin Credible (69)
<option> Konnan (69)
<option> Barry Horowitz (68)
<option> Rick Steiner (68)
<option> D-Von Dudley (68)
<option> Johnny Grunge (68)
<option> "Alpha Male" Monty Brown (67)
<option> One Man Gang (67)
<option> Amazing Red (67)
<option> Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart (66)
<option> Brooklyn Brawler (66)
<option> Bubba Ray Dudley (66)
<option> Jeff Jarrett (65)
<option> Bill Demott (65)
<option> Maven (65)
<option> Bill Goldberg (64)
<option> Haku (64)
<option> Virgil (63)
<option> Chris Nowinski (63)
<option> Kevin Nash (61)
<option> Big Vito (60)
<option> Sean "X-Pac" Waltman (60)
<option> Ernest "The Cat" Miller (58)
<option> A-Train (58)
<option> Buff Bagwell (56)
<option> Lex Luger (55)
<option> Van Hammer (55)
<option> "Sycho" Sid Vicious (51)
<option> Gobbledy Gooker (47)
<option> John Bradshaw Layfield (46)
<option> Mark Henry (45)
<option> Viscera (42)
<option> Bob "Hardcore" Holly (34)
<option> El Gigante (29) </select>

PullMyFinger
04-25-2005, 01:48 AM
I'll give that criminal thug an 8. His feud with Mr. Mustafa aka The Mysterious Benefactor was crazy!

Boondock Saint
04-25-2005, 01:50 AM
4

Jaded-Dragon
04-25-2005, 01:56 AM
Hmmm.... he has 0 wrestling ability, but is one of the craziest hardcore "wrestlers" ever.

I think I'm going to have to go with a 5

Funky Fly
04-25-2005, 04:10 AM
3

Great theme music. That's about it.

Nervous Ferret
04-25-2005, 04:12 AM
since when did Wadding start doing this? :mad:

4.5

The Fugitive
04-25-2005, 04:34 AM
Can we make an exception on the "No Lower Than 5" rule here?

If I can, I'll give him a 1, and that is only because he's well known.

Sickboy
04-25-2005, 05:12 AM
5

KayfabeMan
04-25-2005, 06:18 AM
5

Being generous, and also assuming that we can't vote under 5.

KayfabeMan
04-25-2005, 06:21 AM
Onto today's wrestler, we have the baddest (note: sarcasm) motherfucker in wrestling, member of the Gangsters, the guy who messed up the fat guy in the Mass Transit incident in ECW (too lazy to look his name up, sue me). LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NEW JACK!

I assume you meant the real name of Ralph 'Mass Transit' Kramden - which would be Eric Kulas.

Funky Fly
04-25-2005, 06:31 AM
I do not care about the below 5 rule, because I assume you all know what I look for in a wrestler, based on my 3 favourites (Bret, Owen and Ultimo).

Evil Vito
04-25-2005, 06:33 AM
<font color=goldenrod>5.5 - 2 points for entrance music, 3 for ability/spots, and 1 for the markout factor that came upon seeing his first balcony jump (then minus half a point for horribly overusing said spot)</font>

LK
04-25-2005, 06:58 AM
2

Eunos
04-25-2005, 07:14 AM
Wasnt this guy supposidly coming to WWE?

DaveWadding
04-25-2005, 07:34 AM
I never said anything about a below 5 rule, kids.

DaveWadding
04-25-2005, 07:35 AM
I assume you meant the real name of Ralph 'Mass Transit' Kramden - which would be Eric Kulas.
I knew it was Eric something...

GOD, I LOVE YOU :love:

SuperSlim
04-25-2005, 07:54 AM
I give this sorry sack of crap a 2

NoJabbaNoBogRoll
04-25-2005, 08:00 AM
1.

thecc
04-25-2005, 08:21 AM
2

Innovator
04-25-2005, 09:45 AM
6 for Natural Born Killaz

The Answer
04-25-2005, 11:06 AM
8 It's not like Mick Foley was a technical wrestler....

LK
04-25-2005, 12:14 PM
Foley could cut awesome promos and did actually know the difference between a wristlock and wrist watch. And while Foley never really thought about himself with his crazy stunts, he did always look after his opponent. Same can't be said for this ridiculously untalented individual.

The Fitz
04-25-2005, 12:36 PM
New Jack used real guitars, take that JJ. Plus come the splash through the table off of something high, even though he did every match.....7

NoRoolz
04-25-2005, 01:11 PM
5

The Answer
04-25-2005, 01:45 PM
Come on people even if you hate New Jack he still provided more entertainment value than Hardcore Holly.

LK
04-25-2005, 03:21 PM
I'm not so sure. The JOB Squad was quite funny.

Sadistic
04-25-2005, 05:17 PM
6.5

He may not have been the best technical wrestler but he was damn entertaining, especially if you like hardcore matches.
To be honest i'd rather watch a new jack vic grimmes hardcore match than most of the garbage WWE are giving us at the moment.

James Steele
04-25-2005, 06:34 PM
2.0

Bobcore > New Jack > El Gigante

The Answer
04-25-2005, 06:43 PM
2.0

Bobcore > New Jack > El Gigante

Then shouldn't you have given him a three so he could stay ahead of El Gigante.

James Steele
04-25-2005, 06:54 PM
Well, then may I suggest you do me a favor?


SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT ASS



:y:

Marcyo
04-25-2005, 07:07 PM
3

KayfabeMan
04-25-2005, 10:40 PM
:lol: @ The Foley Comment

Also, James Steele :)

DaveWadding
04-26-2005, 02:32 AM
1 and done.


CLOSED.