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Old 04-25-2005, 01:45 AM   #1
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Rate The Wrestler - Day 187 - New Jack

Hey, hey, welcome to this Monday morning edition of RTW. And I hope you all got a sufficient groan out of the "coincidence" of the wrestler we're rating on the day that we're rating him. Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Anyways, "Rugged" Ronnie Garvin scored a 75. and all I have to say is WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU GUYS SMOKING?!? ...That's all.

Onto today's wrestler, we have the baddest (note: sarcasm) motherfucker in wrestling, member of the Gangsters, the guy who messed up the fat guy in the Mass Transit incident in ECW (too lazy to look his name up, sue me). LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NEW JACK!





"My belly's just a little big, my heinie's just a little big, but bruddah, I'm bad and they know I'm bad." - Dusty Rhodes
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Old 04-25-2005, 01:48 AM   #2
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I'll give that criminal thug an 8. His feud with Mr. Mustafa aka The Mysterious Benefactor was crazy!

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Old 04-25-2005, 01:50 AM   #3
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Old 04-25-2005, 01:56 AM   #4
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Hmmm.... he has 0 wrestling ability, but is one of the craziest hardcore "wrestlers" ever.

I think I'm going to have to go with a 5
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Old 04-25-2005, 04:10 AM   #5
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Old 04-25-2005, 04:12 AM   #6
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since when did Wadding start doing this?

4.5
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Old 04-25-2005, 04:34 AM   #7
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Can we make an exception on the "No Lower Than 5" rule here?

If I can, I'll give him a 1, and that is only because he's well known.
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Old 04-25-2005, 05:12 AM   #8
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Old 04-25-2005, 06:18 AM   #9
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Being generous, and also assuming that we can't vote under 5.
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Old 04-25-2005, 06:21 AM   #10
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Onto today's wrestler, we have the baddest (note: sarcasm) motherfucker in wrestling, member of the Gangsters, the guy who messed up the fat guy in the Mass Transit incident in ECW (too lazy to look his name up, sue me). LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NEW JACK!
I assume you meant the real name of Ralph 'Mass Transit' Kramden - which would be Eric Kulas.
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Old 04-25-2005, 06:31 AM   #11
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I do not care about the below 5 rule, because I assume you all know what I look for in a wrestler, based on my 3 favourites (Bret, Owen and Ultimo).
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Old 04-25-2005, 06:33 AM   #12
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5.5 - 2 points for entrance music, 3 for ability/spots, and 1 for the markout factor that came upon seeing his first balcony jump (then minus half a point for horribly overusing said spot)
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Old 04-25-2005, 06:58 AM   #13
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Old 04-25-2005, 07:14 AM   #14
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Wasnt this guy supposidly coming to WWE?
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Old 04-25-2005, 07:34 AM   #15
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I never said anything about a below 5 rule, kids.
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Old 04-25-2005, 07:35 AM   #16
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I assume you meant the real name of Ralph 'Mass Transit' Kramden - which would be Eric Kulas.
I knew it was Eric something...

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Old 04-25-2005, 07:54 AM   #17
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I give this sorry sack of crap a 2
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Old 04-25-2005, 08:00 AM   #18
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Old 04-25-2005, 08:21 AM   #19
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Old 04-25-2005, 09:45 AM   #20
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Old 04-25-2005, 11:06 AM   #21
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8 It's not like Mick Foley was a technical wrestler....
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Old 04-25-2005, 12:14 PM   #22
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Foley could cut awesome promos and did actually know the difference between a wristlock and wrist watch. And while Foley never really thought about himself with his crazy stunts, he did always look after his opponent. Same can't be said for this ridiculously untalented individual.
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Old 04-25-2005, 12:36 PM   #23
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New Jack used real guitars, take that JJ. Plus come the splash through the table off of something high, even though he did every match.....7
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Old 04-25-2005, 01:11 PM   #24
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Old 04-25-2005, 01:45 PM   #25
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Come on people even if you hate New Jack he still provided more entertainment value than Hardcore Holly.
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Old 04-25-2005, 03:21 PM   #26
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I'm not so sure. The JOB Squad was quite funny.
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Old 04-25-2005, 05:17 PM   #27
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He may not have been the best technical wrestler but he was damn entertaining, especially if you like hardcore matches.
To be honest i'd rather watch a new jack vic grimmes hardcore match than most of the garbage WWE are giving us at the moment.
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Old 04-25-2005, 06:34 PM   #28
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Bobcore > New Jack > El Gigante
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Old 04-25-2005, 06:43 PM   #29
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Bobcore > New Jack > El Gigante
Then shouldn't you have given him a three so he could stay ahead of El Gigante.
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Well, then may I suggest you do me a favor?


SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT ASS



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Old 04-25-2005, 07:07 PM   #31
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Old 04-25-2005, 10:40 PM   #32
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Old 04-26-2005, 02:32 AM   #33
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