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Rate The Wrestler - Day 187 - New Jack
Hey, hey, welcome to this Monday morning edition of RTW. And I hope you all got a sufficient groan out of the "coincidence" of the wrestler we're rating on the day that we're rating him. Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Anyways, "Rugged" Ronnie Garvin scored a 75. and all I have to say is WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU GUYS SMOKING?!? ...That's all. Onto today's wrestler, we have the baddest (note: sarcasm) motherfucker in wrestling, member of the Gangsters, the guy who messed up the fat guy in the Mass Transit incident in ECW (too lazy to look his name up, sue me). LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NEW JACK! "My belly's just a little big, my heinie's just a little big, but bruddah, I'm bad and they know I'm bad." - Dusty Rhodes
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I'll give that criminal thug an 8. His feud with Mr. Mustafa aka The Mysterious Benefactor was crazy!
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That Guy
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Hmmm.... he has 0 wrestling ability, but is one of the craziest hardcore "wrestlers" ever.
I think I'm going to have to go with a 5 |
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The Satanic Mechanic
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3
Great theme music. That's about it. |
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love yourself
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since when did Wadding start doing this?
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Can we make an exception on the "No Lower Than 5" rule here?
If I can, I'll give him a 1, and that is only because he's well known. |
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Self-pity is my hobby...
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5
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TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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5
Being generous, and also assuming that we can't vote under 5. |
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The Satanic Mechanic
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I do not care about the below 5 rule, because I assume you all know what I look for in a wrestler, based on my 3 favourites (Bret, Owen and Ultimo).
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President of Freedonia
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5.5 - 2 points for entrance music, 3 for ability/spots, and 1 for the markout factor that came upon seeing his first balcony jump (then minus half a point for horribly overusing said spot)
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It's Clobbering Time!
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Bastard Deer
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Wasnt this guy supposidly coming to WWE?
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I never said anything about a below 5 rule, kids.
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*Oh Sh*t*
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I give this sorry sack of crap a 2
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Guest
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Polyam cult member #420
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Inno Knows.
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6 for Natural Born Killaz
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R.I.P Eddie Guerrero
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8 It's not like Mick Foley was a technical wrestler....
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It's Clobbering Time!
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Foley could cut awesome promos and did actually know the difference between a wristlock and wrist watch. And while Foley never really thought about himself with his crazy stunts, he did always look after his opponent. Same can't be said for this ridiculously untalented individual.
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Fitman 3:16
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New Jack used real guitars, take that JJ. Plus come the splash through the table off of something high, even though he did every match.....7
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dave ain't here?
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#25 |
R.I.P Eddie Guerrero
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Come on people even if you hate New Jack he still provided more entertainment value than Hardcore Holly.
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It's Clobbering Time!
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I'm not so sure. The JOB Squad was quite funny.
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6.5
He may not have been the best technical wrestler but he was damn entertaining, especially if you like hardcore matches. To be honest i'd rather watch a new jack vic grimmes hardcore match than most of the garbage WWE are giving us at the moment. |
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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Bobcore > New Jack > El Gigante |
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R.I.P Eddie Guerrero
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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Well, then may I suggest you do me a favor?
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Viva la Raza
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TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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1 and done.
CLOSED. |
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