RAW Captions 10/31

[JH]

Ok wwe.com really fucked the numbers up this week so these 42 pictures are not in order

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[Gouda]

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I've heard of cutting the legs from under someone but this is just ridiculous.

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BAH GAWD!! WONDER WOMAN KILLS AGAIN!!

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Even Hassan never went this far.

[LK]

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Not a caption, but where the hell is his head?

[PYRO-MANIAC]

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Its Time.. Its Time.. Its LUNCH TIME



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Ric realises he's not only filled his cup but his colostomy bag after seeing Ashleighs costume.

Well he's getting old..


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*Pyro Fumbles For His Lube And Zipper* :drool:

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*Pyro Fumbles For His Lube And Zipper.. AGAIN* :drool:


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Batista prays that Vader gets this german suplex right.. it doesn't look good at this point :nono:



Thats all i can be assed to do. ;)

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

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Batista counts his lucky stars Vince didn't see him like this at the airport.

[PYRO-MANIAC]

One more..


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Its at this moment that Edge realises thats not Lita's breasts he's caressing! :shifty:

[PYRO-MANIAC]

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Batista counts his lucky stars Vince didn't see him like this at the airport.

:lol:

I can just imagine Vince going ape shit about Batista not having a tie on.. good stuff! :y:

[Xero]

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Shawn: Ummm... I thought they were going the next Hitlers...Good deed done! Hello?

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Cena: Damn, that's a kick ass belt...

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King REALLY needs to start shaving under his arms...

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Lita (backstage): Why is she dressed as a basketball player?

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Vince: :wtf: Who the hell are you and where did you get that belt!?

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Vader liked taking shits in the middle of matches in his old age.

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Ric: !ooooooooooOOOOOOOW

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Eugene: Eww! How'd you take off your face King!?

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Teddy: *Sigh* The things I do to stay on... STEVIE, IS THAT YOU!?

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Murdoch: EWWW! Gosh dern it! Now I gots to take ANOTHER bath this month. Damn you Lita!

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Todd: How does it feel to be on TV this week!?
Helms: Shut up, Todd, you know this is my only fucking segment.

[JH]

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Shawn: So are you a Vanilla Ice wannabe or a Eminem wannabe cause i really dont see either one

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Shawn: FOR GOD'S SAKE WHO BROKE THE TITAN TRON

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King: She might be dressed as an angel but trust me she's a horny little devil

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Strike 3 You're Out

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Off camera King is dropping his pants and getting ready

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Vince could'nt believe his eyes when he saw the sign on the back of Batista's coat that read.....SAMOA JOE'S BITCH

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So let me get this straight now....We have a golden freak who the last time we saw him had Tourets....A black redneck and Vader who undoubtly ate the Juniors,Howard Finkel,Dink The Clown And Jim Cornette

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At one point in his career i think Goldust would've shot a load after this move but who's to say he wont now

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Coach and Batista were both praying that Vader did'nt let one rip

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JR At Home: Bahgawd Linda Carter

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Yea Ric we cant believe that Vader is that fat either

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Matt Hardy wont die huh....Bullshit i'm gonna shoot the mother fucker and take Ashley away

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Eugene: Ewww King you've got a fungus growing out of your nipple

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Masters: Hey is'nt it past your bed time little boy

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As much as Edge tried to resist he just could'nt help but checking out Eric's ass

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MEEEEEEEEEEEEOW

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Todd: So what does it feel like to finally show your face for the first time Hurricane
Helms: It's not Hurricane and who the hell are you supposed to be Estelle Getty

[FourFifty]

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As punishment for making Catwoman she was drawn and quatered.

[Cuzziebro]

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*The pryo underneath Cena goes off*
Cena: My.......Nads..........Owwww

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Look where Big Show has his hand.

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Mickie James: Wanna Swap??

Give us a break first time, not very good.

[Impact!]

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John: Wow, I guess management forgot to feed O'Haire

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HBK: :eek: you do have a big nose, your not Jewish are you?

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John: I....Caught...Golum

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Sting?????

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Kane: I found a hole in the Glass ceiling ahahahahahahahaha

[Vastardikai]

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Cena: Ok, who stole my two cases of Coke?

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Have you seen the new vase on WWE.com?

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Shawn found a new way to hold down talent: Giving opponents raspberries at inappropriate times.

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Angle's Super wedgie is an effective counter for the F-U.

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Shawn: Thank you God, for Smiting my Enemies!

Hunter: Your welcome, Shawn.

Shawn: It's good to have friends in high places.

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Somedays you are Super Mario. Other days, you're the Little Goomba...

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JR: (from home) Bah Gawd, DOUBLE DDT!

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Trish wasn't impressed by WWE Creative's new design for the Women's Title...

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King: And the winner of the dumbest broad in WWE History is!

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Victoria: Try to look under my skirt one more time...

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Mickie decided to challenge her.

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Divas: We must bring the Sacrifice to Vastardikai, for his Mating ritual!

Candice: :rant:

Vastardikai: :naughty:

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Shawn: OOOOOOOOH, it spins.

Cena: (to himself) I swear I've been on the ground reaching up at somebody with my title before...

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Batista: I'm going to the airport looking like this, so fuck you AND YOUR TIE, BITCH!

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Coach decides to hide behind Dustin and Dusty Rhodes, both in clever disguises...

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Vader: eeeew!

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Batista: (to himself) well, it was this or get Powerbombed by Vader. For some reason, a broken back doesn't sound appealing...

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Goldust: Ok, Mickie, you can borrow it, but give it back when you're done, ok?

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Dustin wonders why his dad is still making him wear this get up...

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Internet Mark: Triple H's in ring Decapitation of Viscera was SIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!1111ONEONEONE!

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Vince: This should sustain the minority quota for this week...

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Cameraman: Cameltoe, WOOHOO!

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Flair: Cameltoe, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Vastardikai is now taking donations for a new keyboard...

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Eugene: I see... Washed up people!

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Rey: Teddy, stop grinding up against me.

Teddy: It's all good, playa!

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Rey: Don't make me angry when I'm on the Chair of Doom.

Masters: What can you possibly to do... I am a big muscleheaded buffoon who doesn't deserve to be in a wrestling ring... Damn!

*then Bischoff feels someone kicking him in the balls*

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These anti-war protests are getting ugly...

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*Masters puts himself to sleep*

Rey: I WANT ANOTHER BEDTIME STORY!

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Maury: and the father of Lita's baby is...

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Kurt never quite mastered the powerbomb.

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Rules of Life: #1. Never tell Hacksaw he has old man legs.

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Rules of Life: #2. Never mock Diana Ross

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Rules of Life: #3. When the King offers you some Chicken Fries, PRETEND YOU LIKE THEM!

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Bad News Brown showed up for Halloween, but DAMN, DID HE LET HIMSELF GO!

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Maria: I forgot my panties, can anyone help me?

All Males in attendance: :drool:

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Can Mici makes her WWE Debut.

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Vastardikai: Here Kitty, Kitty? :naughty:

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Mickey: I'm actually getting to wear Goldust's wig! :love:

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Victoria: Next person who asks me if they can shake hands with "Pla" or "Yer" is gonna get it!

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Trish does a touching tribute to Christian.

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Gregory was kind of mean when he said that the Cubs will always suck.

[Drakul]

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Big Show: Mmmmm, firm.

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*Super Mario jumping sound effect*
*Jumps on Antonios head*
*plop!*



more once I watch RAW

[Drakul]

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Somedays you are Super Mario. Other days, you're the Little Goomba...

oh :(

[FourFifty]

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If only Big Vis would have taken that chain letter he got on myspace seriously... "yoUER hed w1Ll b3 kut awf bi teh glas$ Cel!ng if u don"T FWD this in 1337 seConDz!!!!"

[darkpower]

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Little did Cena know that even his name was getting tired of carrying that sucky piece of shit, and was about to kick his sorry ass.

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It's the best way to fake someone out. Pretend you're having a seizure, and when someone takes the bait, open up a can.


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Shawn looks up to see the glass celing, ever so high, as he wonders how to push it back down.

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I guess that title that Alundra Blaze threw in the trash needed to be dug up by someone.

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Yeah, King, you're fighting over me over that choice.

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"If it weren't for those fucking umpires, the Astros would've won that series."

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Now the Astros will have a new curse: The Curse Of The Rough Naughty Woman! (struggled for this one)

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Wow...not all the time the WWE Cameras are in perfect position.

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BATISTA: Yeah, Vince, that's right. I have talent, I have the title, I'm not Triple H, and I am one of the reasons SmackDown is better than this piss-poor show. GET OVER IT!!

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This team was so surprised, for the pudding had a surprise of his own that scared them out of their wits, his mystery partner: The legendary "V Of Doom". [rep to whoever gets this one]

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GOLDUST: Yeah, get rough with me.
VADER: GODDAMNIT, Dustin...not now.

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Damn, the pains you have to go through to still be someone with talent on the WWE Roster is tough.

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"All the talent I have and I'm STILL wearing this crap?"

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"Well, at least I can still get hot for men and get away with it."

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Little did Triple H know that Viscera was going to do his Jack-in-the-Box trick: When he least expected it, Vis would pop his head out of his body and smack Trip in the balls with it.

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"What? You weren't fired yet? How dare they, you have talent. Let me bury you for them."

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Ric was so surprised that he just heard someone say that he was the best FACE around....he was thinking to how dare that person use that lingo in his presence.

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If Satan is able to get a fuckable woman like HER, then I WANT to be the antichrist.

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Rey was jealous. While Batista got a sexy hunk of meat like Goldust, Rey was stuck with Teddy Long. That was such a limited market he picked from.

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I knew we were all pissed when the Dixie Chicks were fucked over by Hannity, but to do THIS because of it?

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Ladies and gentlemen, the glass celing class of 2005.

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Jimmy Snuka falls from the glass celing to show Conway what he'll never be above.

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The Burger King is showing Conway how to do it your way, not the highway, because that's the ONLY way.....WAY!!

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No need for words.

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What a nice photo. This gets the ramp's very nice texture perfectly.

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Wait...there was a RAMP in this picture?

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We all knew that John Cena's influence had gotten to some WWE stars, but DAMN!!

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TODD: So, Helms, how does it feel to be buried on RAW with no hope to do shit once more?