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Old 11-01-2005, 01:10 PM   #1
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Ok wwe.com really fucked the numbers up this week so these 42 pictures are not in order













































WWE Put The world Title On Matt Hardy
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Old 11-01-2005, 01:19 PM   #2
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I've heard of cutting the legs from under someone but this is just ridiculous.


BAH GAWD!! WONDER WOMAN KILLS AGAIN!!


Even Hassan never went this far.
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Old 11-01-2005, 01:21 PM   #3
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Not a caption, but where the hell is his head?
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Old 11-01-2005, 01:22 PM   #4
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Its Time.. Its Time.. Its LUNCH TIME





Ric realises he's not only filled his cup but his colostomy bag after seeing Ashleighs costume.

Well he's getting old..





*Pyro Fumbles For His Lube And Zipper*




*Pyro Fumbles For His Lube And Zipper.. AGAIN*




Batista prays that Vader gets this german suplex right.. it doesn't look good at this point



Thats all i can be assed to do.
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Old 11-01-2005, 01:24 PM   #5
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Batista counts his lucky stars Vince didn't see him like this at the airport.
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Old 11-01-2005, 01:28 PM   #6
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One more..





Its at this moment that Edge realises thats not Lita's breasts he's caressing!
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Old 11-01-2005, 01:29 PM   #7
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Batista counts his lucky stars Vince didn't see him like this at the airport.


I can just imagine Vince going ape shit about Batista not having a tie on.. good stuff!
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Old 11-01-2005, 01:33 PM   #8
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Shawn: Ummm... I thought they were going the next Hitlers...Good deed done! Hello?


Cena: Damn, that's a kick ass belt...


King REALLY needs to start shaving under his arms...


Lita (backstage): Why is she dressed as a basketball player?


Vince: Who the hell are you and where did you get that belt!?


Vader liked taking shits in the middle of matches in his old age.


Ric: !ooooooooooOOOOOOOW


Eugene: Eww! How'd you take off your face King!?


Teddy: *Sigh* The things I do to stay on... STEVIE, IS THAT YOU!?


Murdoch: EWWW! Gosh dern it! Now I gots to take ANOTHER bath this month. Damn you Lita!


Todd: How does it feel to be on TV this week!?
Helms: Shut up, Todd, you know this is my only fucking segment.
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Old 11-01-2005, 03:21 PM   #9
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Shawn: So are you a Vanilla Ice wannabe or a Eminem wannabe cause i really dont see either one


Shawn: FOR GOD'S SAKE WHO BROKE THE TITAN TRON


King: She might be dressed as an angel but trust me she's a horny little devil


Strike 3 You're Out


Off camera King is dropping his pants and getting ready


Vince could'nt believe his eyes when he saw the sign on the back of Batista's coat that read.....SAMOA JOE'S BITCH


So let me get this straight now....We have a golden freak who the last time we saw him had Tourets....A black redneck and Vader who undoubtly ate the Juniors,Howard Finkel,Dink The Clown And Jim Cornette


At one point in his career i think Goldust would've shot a load after this move but who's to say he wont now


Coach and Batista were both praying that Vader did'nt let one rip


JR At Home: Bahgawd Linda Carter


Yea Ric we cant believe that Vader is that fat either


Matt Hardy wont die huh....Bullshit i'm gonna shoot the mother fucker and take Ashley away


Eugene: Ewww King you've got a fungus growing out of your nipple


Masters: Hey is'nt it past your bed time little boy


As much as Edge tried to resist he just could'nt help but checking out Eric's ass


MEEEEEEEEEEEEOW


Todd: So what does it feel like to finally show your face for the first time Hurricane
Helms: It's not Hurricane and who the hell are you supposed to be Estelle Getty
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Old 11-02-2005, 01:18 AM   #10
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Old 11-02-2005, 07:09 AM   #11
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*The pryo underneath Cena goes off*
Cena: My.......Nads..........Owwww



Look where Big Show has his hand.



Mickie James: Wanna Swap??

Give us a break first time, not very good.
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Old 11-02-2005, 07:40 AM   #12
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John: Wow, I guess management forgot to feed O'Haire



HBK: you do have a big nose, your not Jewish are you?



John: I....Caught...Golum



Sting?????



Kane: I found a hole in the Glass ceiling ahahahahahahahaha
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Old 11-02-2005, 01:51 PM   #13
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Unhappy


Cena: Ok, who stole my two cases of Coke?



Have you seen the new vase on WWE.com?



Shawn found a new way to hold down talent: Giving opponents raspberries at inappropriate times.



Angle's Super wedgie is an effective counter for the F-U.



Shawn: Thank you God, for Smiting my Enemies!

Hunter: Your welcome, Shawn.

Shawn: It's good to have friends in high places.



Somedays you are Super Mario. Other days, you're the Little Goomba...



JR: (from home) Bah Gawd, DOUBLE DDT!



Trish wasn't impressed by WWE Creative's new design for the Women's Title...



King: And the winner of the dumbest broad in WWE History is!



Victoria: Try to look under my skirt one more time...



Mickie decided to challenge her.



Divas: We must bring the Sacrifice to Vastardikai, for his Mating ritual!

Candice:

Vastardikai:



Shawn: OOOOOOOOH, it spins.

Cena: (to himself) I swear I've been on the ground reaching up at somebody with my title before...



Batista: I'm going to the airport looking like this, so fuck you AND YOUR TIE, BITCH!



Coach decides to hide behind Dustin and Dusty Rhodes, both in clever disguises...



Vader: eeeew!



Batista: (to himself) well, it was this or get Powerbombed by Vader. For some reason, a broken back doesn't sound appealing...



Goldust: Ok, Mickie, you can borrow it, but give it back when you're done, ok?



Dustin wonders why his dad is still making him wear this get up...



Internet Mark: Triple H's in ring Decapitation of Viscera was SIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!1111ONEONEONE!



Vince: This should sustain the minority quota for this week...



Cameraman: Cameltoe, WOOHOO!



Flair: Cameltoe, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



Vastardikai is now taking donations for a new keyboard...



Eugene: I see... Washed up people!



Rey: Teddy, stop grinding up against me.

Teddy: It's all good, playa!



Rey: Don't make me angry when I'm on the Chair of Doom.

Masters: What can you possibly to do... I am a big muscleheaded buffoon who doesn't deserve to be in a wrestling ring... Damn!

*then Bischoff feels someone kicking him in the balls*



These anti-war protests are getting ugly...



*Masters puts himself to sleep*

Rey: I WANT ANOTHER BEDTIME STORY!



Maury: and the father of Lita's baby is...



Kurt never quite mastered the powerbomb.



Rules of Life: #1. Never tell Hacksaw he has old man legs.



Rules of Life: #2. Never mock Diana Ross



Rules of Life: #3. When the King offers you some Chicken Fries, PRETEND YOU LIKE THEM!



Bad News Brown showed up for Halloween, but DAMN, DID HE LET HIMSELF GO!



Maria: I forgot my panties, can anyone help me?

All Males in attendance:



Can Mici makes her WWE Debut.



Vastardikai: Here Kitty, Kitty?



Mickey: I'm actually getting to wear Goldust's wig!



Victoria: Next person who asks me if they can shake hands with "Pla" or "Yer" is gonna get it!



Trish does a touching tribute to Christian.



Gregory was kind of mean when he said that the Cubs will always suck.
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Old 11-03-2005, 01:32 AM   #14
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*Super Mario jumping sound effect*
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Somedays you are Super Mario. Other days, you're the Little Goomba...
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Old 11-03-2005, 01:58 AM   #16
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Old 11-03-2005, 05:41 AM   #17
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Little did Cena know that even his name was getting tired of carrying that sucky piece of shit, and was about to kick his sorry ass.


It's the best way to fake someone out. Pretend you're having a seizure, and when someone takes the bait, open up a can.



Shawn looks up to see the glass celing, ever so high, as he wonders how to push it back down.


I guess that title that Alundra Blaze threw in the trash needed to be dug up by someone.


Yeah, King, you're fighting over me over that choice.


"If it weren't for those fucking umpires, the Astros would've won that series."


Now the Astros will have a new curse: The Curse Of The Rough Naughty Woman! (struggled for this one)


Wow...not all the time the WWE Cameras are in perfect position.


BATISTA: Yeah, Vince, that's right. I have talent, I have the title, I'm not Triple H, and I am one of the reasons SmackDown is better than this piss-poor show. GET OVER IT!!


This team was so surprised, for the pudding had a surprise of his own that scared them out of their wits, his mystery partner: The legendary "V Of Doom". [rep to whoever gets this one]


GOLDUST: Yeah, get rough with me.
VADER: GODDAMNIT, Dustin...not now.


Damn, the pains you have to go through to still be someone with talent on the WWE Roster is tough.


"All the talent I have and I'm STILL wearing this crap?"


"Well, at least I can still get hot for men and get away with it."


Little did Triple H know that Viscera was going to do his Jack-in-the-Box trick: When he least expected it, Vis would pop his head out of his body and smack Trip in the balls with it.


"What? You weren't fired yet? How dare they, you have talent. Let me bury you for them."


Ric was so surprised that he just heard someone say that he was the best FACE around....he was thinking to how dare that person use that lingo in his presence.


If Satan is able to get a fuckable woman like HER, then I WANT to be the antichrist.


Rey was jealous. While Batista got a sexy hunk of meat like Goldust, Rey was stuck with Teddy Long. That was such a limited market he picked from.


I knew we were all pissed when the Dixie Chicks were fucked over by Hannity, but to do THIS because of it?


Ladies and gentlemen, the glass celing class of 2005.


Jimmy Snuka falls from the glass celing to show Conway what he'll never be above.


The Burger King is showing Conway how to do it your way, not the highway, because that's the ONLY way.....WAY!!


No need for words.


What a nice photo. This gets the ramp's very nice texture perfectly.


Wait...there was a RAMP in this picture?


We all knew that John Cena's influence had gotten to some WWE stars, but DAMN!!


TODD: So, Helms, how does it feel to be buried on RAW with no hope to do shit once more?
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