The Official Raw Thread - 09/01/06

[LK]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/1916192

New Year's Revolution Fallout
January 9, 2006


There will be a new sheriff in town tonight when RAW rolls into Hershey, Penn.

Last night at New Year’s Revolution, John Cena entered the Elimination Chamber as No. 2, but outlasted five other men to retain the WWE Championship. However, Mr. McMahon immediately announced that Edge was cashing in his Money in the Bank briefcase, and the Rated R Superstar easily defeated a tired and bloody Cena to claim the gold.

When confronted by Todd Grisham in the parking lot, Edge said that he and Lita would celebrate by having torrid sex in the ring on RAW (WATCH). Will the Rated R Superstar and the delicious Diva follow through on their promise, and will the former champ come looking for some revenge?

Also at New Year’s Revolution, Shelton Benjamin’s momma was instrumental in her son’s victory over Viscera. With his momma by his side, will the newly motivated Benjamin continue his winning ways?

The search for a new RAW General Manager is also still in progress. Will Mr. McMahon have any news on the search or interview any new candidates?

To find out the answers to these questions and more, tune into Monday Night RAW tonight at 9/8 CT on the USA Network.

[Jaton]

No image? You suck at hosting. :|

[Blitz]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/1916192
There ya go.

[Destor]

But he gave this pic:




http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/k/kurtangle/74.jpg

I think that makes up for it.

[Blitz]

I love the fact that they're not hyping Edge as champion in the picture, but the fact that he plans to turn Raw into his own personal Porno.

[The Greater Power]

LOL @ both pics

[Volchok]

Can't wait for tonight.

[Joey Slugs]

Anyone see Edge using this "Rated R Superstar" idea and turning it into a sort of anti-authority angle (ie: DX)?

[Volchok]

Raw will have a new meaning tonight thanks to Edge.

[Azriel]

You know nothing's going to happen. Just as it gets good, you know Cena or Kurt's music will hit

[Volchok]

Watching my tape of last night, i'm really suprised the announce table didn't break when Edge was standing on it, I mean all Triple H did last week was lean on it and it fell to pieces.

[LK]

No image? You suck at hosting. :|
What you talking about fool? :shifty: :cool:

[Innovator]

I see Edge dumping Lita during the sex scene

[Blitz]

I'm curious to see Cena tonight. It's gotta be a heel turn.

[KingofOldSchool]

You know nothing's going to happen. Just as it gets good, you know Cena or Kurt's music will hit

You mean they aren't going to allow live sexual intercourse on broadcast TV?!?!?!

[Xero]

I see one of two possible senerios, both swerves...

One, they show "One Night in Chyna" instead of RAW.

Two, they reenact "One Night in Chyna" with Edge as Chyna and Lita as X Pac's penis.

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm curious to see Cena tonight. It's gotta be a heel turn.

It won't happen.

You can bank on that.

[Blitz]

It won't happen.

You can bank on that.

Well, it's the logical thing to do so...you're prolly right.

[LK]

Edge comes out, says that he used Lita to get to the top and now that he is there, he doesn't need her anymore.

[KingofOldSchool]

Wouldn't this make Edge the "X-Rated Superstar" instead?

[Corndad]

I see them giving Cena some time off... OR... maybe even a switch back to SD since they are in dire straights right now... anyway the change was needed but not real sure what way they are gonna go with Edge... Should be an intresting show

[Azriel]

Nah, Lita's got to stay heel. She's good at being a slutty heel

[Blitz]

Edge comes out, says that he used Lita to get to the top and now that he is there, he doesn't need her anymore.

If they're turning him face, they should definitely do this. Crowd'll pop huge.

[LK]

Maybe but I would be willing to give her a shot on the unemployment line. I think she could do a job there as well.

[Corndad]

I just don't see them turning him Face... I think he got such a reaction last night after he won just for the fact it was against Cena... Don't think he would be the bankable #1 Face Champion Vince obviously wants

[Loose Cannon]

Pre-Raw pic

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/prerawpix/1526832/01.jpg

:'(

[Cool King]

I'm calling it.

Edge says he's gonna "Spear" Lita tonight. Lita says she can't wait and they talk about sex.

Everyone thinks Edge is talking about his "Glory" when he talks about Spearing Lita, but when the time comes, he actually Spears Lita.

[Corndad]

Original Idea King, No wonder your getting the push in GCW...

[Loose Cannon]

^lol, I hope that was sarcastic cause lol

[LK]

Original Idea King, No wonder your getting the push in GCW...
*A hush silence falls over the crowd*

[Corndad]

^lol, I hope that was sarcastic cause lol

Just a little bit... lol

[Cool King]

Original Idea King, No wonder your getting the push in GCW...

I'm getting a push!?

























:p

[Jaton]

bdslifdshfads I'm actually excited for Raw, and not just because of my monday boredom.

[Blitz]

I'm calling it

Gregory Helms jobs to Joey Styles tonight.

:shifty:

[The Icon of Elisim]

Edge comes out, says that he used Lita to get to the top and now that he is there, he doesn't need her anymore.

Thats what I'm expecting too, that would give him a great start and be pretty funny. Plus it gives you a stock fued where Lita manages someone else down the line.

[Corndad]

I'll one up you... I call...get this...there will be....


are you ready?.....



Atleast.....



I guarantee...




One wrestling match tonight.



And to think... I might lose my title during Cool King's push

[Schoenauer]

Nah, he jobs to Coach.

[Corndad]

Seriously though, I would be very suprised if they don't try and turn Cena tonight. It's the Rock syndrome.. you get stuffed down our throats... you start to get boo'ed simple as that.

[Innovator]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/prerawpix/1526832/01.jpg

Murdoch: I wish I knew how to quit you

[Blitz]

:rofl: great caption.

[Corndad]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/prerawpix/1526832/03.jpg

No Caption even needed. LOL

[Savio]

No title? Like "edges sex party"?

[Azriel]

Tonight's show has the potential to being greatness.




Which is why you know it'll be one of the worst in recorded memory

[Joey Slugs]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/prerawpix/1526832/01.jpg

Murdoch: I wish I knew how to quit you

:rofl:

[Azriel]

Cade and Murdoch look really young in that pic

[Corndad]

I'm calling it... they will recap the PPV at the top of the show :shifty:

See Cool King I can predict these unpredictable things too ya know!

[Destor]

I'm calling it... they will recap the PPV at the top of the show :shifty:

See Cool King I can predict these unpredictable things too ya know!
You are the man.

[Joey Slugs]

I'm calling it... they will recap the PPV at the top of the show :shifty:


wow.

you are good.

[Joey Slugs]

I will predict that I get to 3,100 posts tonight

[thecc]

I predict something vague will happen.

[St. Jimmy]

i predict that Cena gets some massive Jeering tonight... =D

[Nark Order]

Longest intro ever.

[Joey Slugs]

cena getting booed..... hahahahaha

[The Greater Power]

damn, i wish he would have walked out all depressed

[Nark Order]

LOL.

Still boos for Cena.

[St. Jimmy]

jesus christ. that crowd reaction is so sad. =/

[Azriel]

You fools! Stop cheering!

[Xero]

LOL, at first it was like POPBOOOOOOO!

[Joey Slugs]

HEEL TURN???????




































please.....

[Nark Order]

Why is he still smiling?!?!?!

I demand for him to cry!

[Xero]

Cena decided to become black, too.

[Blitz]

Sounds slightly drunk

[Xero]

LOL, how horrible is it to use this kind of heat. In order to get heel heat he's TELLING them to boo...

[Nark Order]

HEEEEEEEL TURRRRNN

[Joey Slugs]

STOP CHEERING HIM!

[St. Jimmy]

jesus christ! did he just acknowledge his shitty reaction?

[Nark Order]

Cena, you fool.

Bash the fans.

[6to1]

where did they inport the cena fans from?

[Xero]

LOL!

[Ninti the Mad]

gay promo

[Xero]

Oh my God... This is sad...

[Loose Cannon]

omg yessssssssssssssss. This rules

[The Greater Power]

lol the rematch

[Joey Slugs]

:nono:

[Nark Order]

LMAO!!

Edge is done already.

[Blitz]

All girls cheering Cena, as usual.

[Xero]

I hope Edge comes out with a real title and burns Cena's JBL_Oscar_Style...

[Loose Cannon]

splitting the fans has never been done before like that.

[The Greater Power]

THREESOME with Cena.

I'm calling it now.

[Nark Order]

Lita??

[Joey Slugs]

I WANT THE OLD BELT BACK!

fuck that nigger spinner shit.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

get rid of that gay belt, please.

k thx bai

[St. Jimmy]

miss botch with the shit belt...
jesus christ this raw is gonna suck.

[Xero]

That title looks cheaper than usual...

[Blitz]

Lol Edge sends lita to give vince a BJ

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol, internet

[LK]

Still that stupid fucking spinning title.

[Volchok]

why the fuck are they still using that spinner shit

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Did I just say TWO MINUTES?

:shifty:

[Nark Order]

OH SNAP

[The Greater Power]

so is Edge the new Val Venis

[Nark Order]

BANK ON IT.

[Joey Slugs]

lame ass opening.

[Nark Order]

Lita is getting ALOT better.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Seeing Lita isn't the problem. Hearing her is (albeit a bit of an improvement).

[Xero]

LOL! It's true, gotta say...

[St. Jimmy]

worst promo of the year material right here.

[Nark Order]

Cena being a punkass again.

[LK]

It's funny cause it's true St. J

[6to1]

lita the one person the crowd hates more then cena.

[Nark Order]

What is everyone's problem with Lita lately. She's gotten about 200% better.

[LK]

Trish vs Ashley - huh this could be bad.

[LK]

What is everyone's problem with Lita lately. She's gotten about 200% better.
1) She sucks
2) She sucks
and 3) what was it again? Oh yeah she sucks.

[St. Jimmy]

she sounds like she deepthoats a bottle of scotch.
she's got more tone in her voice than masters...
which isn't actually saying much now is it?

[Azriel]

I'm calling it right now: Lita will stick that WWE belt up her hoohah! :shifty:

[The Greater Power]

Touching promo by James

[Destor]

Great way to handle the split crowrd. this is getting very interesting.

[Xero]

What the shit kind of music is that?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Harvey Whippleman for Women's Champion.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

That's the worst voice in the history of the world. Period.

[rob11]

Angle needs to go tweener tonight. He insults the troops and still gets pops. Might be time for a double switch with him and Cena.

[Nark Order]

I hate the Women's division.

[Ninti the Mad]

yeah its weak

[Nark Order]

Keeping the spinner belt. I wonder if this is an indication that Cena is gonna win it back soon.

[St. Jimmy]

if we can't get a cena heel turn, can we atleast give mickie james a fucking heel turn?

[Blitz]

The women's dvision isn't bad when you've got 2 women who can wrestle.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

LOL, did they just say WWE Champion, Trish Stratus?!

[The Greater Power]

Lillian BOTCH

[Xero]

LOL, Lillian...

[St. Jimmy]

lmao. botch. drink.

[Blitz]

LOL Lillian screws up.

[Linkbowler]

where's the ECW crowd on Lilian?

[Nark Order]

lol.


Lillian fucked up.

[LK]

Thank you Mickie

[Destor]

That sucked.

[The Greater Power]

I was hoping Trish would lay a beatdown on her

[Destor]

I was hoping Trish would lay a beatdown on herIn time.

[Azriel]

Lillian pulled a Lita. That match was all levels of bad. Made a Jackie Gayda match seem watchable

[Destor]

RVD!

[The Greater Power]

MR MONDAY NIGHT

[UmbrellaCorporation]

RVD Teaser!

[Xero]

RVD! :D

[Nark Order]

Rob....Van.....DAM!

[Ninti the Mad]

RVD

[Vazz]

YESSSS RVD

[LK]

Rob Van Fucking Dam

[Blitz]

RVD at the rumble. nice

[UmbrellaCorporation]

RVD in the Rumble. Awesome.

[Linkbowler]

RVD!

[Destor]

Mr. PPV at the Rumble

[Ninti the Mad]

RVD is going to win the rumble now.

[Ninti the Mad]

CALLING IT

[Xero]

Mr. Royal Rumble

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Carlito! :love:

[St. Jimmy]

awkkkkwarddddd <_< >_>

[Xero]

Was Masters just speaking spanish or was he just making noises?

[St. Jimmy]

lmao. roid rage.

[Volchok]

why do they do that.. why couldnt RVD be a suprise entrent

[LK]

Carlito rules

[Azriel]

Way to suprise the fans WWE. Still, it'll be awesome seeing RVD back.

I think Carlito and Masters could make a cool team

[Nark Order]

Not cool.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lmao. roid rage.


lol

[LK]

why do they do that.. why couldnt RVD be a suprise entrent
Cause now a bunch of RVD fans who probably wouldn't have bought the PPV, will now probably buy it to see the return of the whole fucking show.

[The Greater Power]

CONWAY

[LK]

The Conman is on next!

[Xerzes]

Yay RVD!
Yay Carlito and his magic fro!
Boo women's match where, of the four women with any involvement, each looked like they botched at least one important thing. Boo.

[rob11]

Carlito has been getting some pops reciently.

[Destor]

lol @ the star-burst commercial.

[Xero]

The Con Man!

[Volchok]

True dat LK

[Blitz]

LOL at Conway's tights

[Nark Order]

New Conway entrance music??

[St. Jimmy]

conway vs. CHAZY?!
omg i need to piss =/

[Azriel]

Let the EDDIE chants commence

[6to1]

i am suprised rvd did not stay on smackdown theres 3 belts there he could take.

[Destor]

Conay just got heat! On RAW!

[Blitz]

Why do they keep talking about Lawler beating Helms? Can't they just leave him be?

[Azriel]

Just because the promo was shown on RAW don't mean a thing 6to1

[St. Jimmy]

i am suprised rvd did not stay on smackdown theres 3 belts there he could take.

why? flair vs. RVD screams "RATINGS" :shifty:

[LK]

True dat LK
I agree with you. I would love it if the WWE put him in as a suprise entrant cause the pop would be immense. However in a time when buyrates are falling, they need to do anything to get some more buys.

[Destor]

Why do they keep talking about Lawler beating Helms? Can't they just leave him be?
Building a fued?

[Nark Order]

I like how they're building it to be an honor just to be in the RR match now.

[LK]

Just because the promo was shown on RAW don't mean a thing 6to1
Yeah but surely they wouldn't draft RVD to RAw and then put him back on Smackdown as fast as that.

Then again I never thought that I would witness the birth of a hand on TV so who knows?

[Destor]

Chavo's splash is improving.

[Blitz]

WOOOO Chavo

[Nark Order]

FROG SPLASH. OOOOOOOOOHHH CHAVO.

[St. Jimmy]

he makes that frog splash look ever so bad.

[LK]

Chavo's frog splash has improved a little.

[Innovator]

HBK & Kurt Freakin Angle

Dream Team

[Blitz]

LOL at the live sex celebration music

[Azriel]

Oh, I forgot RVD was traded to RAW

[LK]

More great diva action as Vickie, Torrie and Candice appear.

[Azriel]

Too bad they're not on the same page Inno, but yeah, that is a sweet tag combination.

[Innovator]

Vince's Devils?

[The Greater Power]

Vintage Devils?

[Innovator]

what the fuck was the point of that?

[Xerzes]

We all did, Azriel. A six to eight month injury that puts him out for over a year. Or some madness.

[The Greater Power]

MOMMA!

[Innovator]

Looks like HBK lost his smile again

[St. Jimmy]

let's all play how will vince screw Shawn this week?
anal is not an option...

[Blitz]

Shelton's mama and Val. :rofl:

[UmbrellaCorporation]

LOL...I love this Val/Shelton/Shelton's Momma segment

[The Greater Power]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Nark Order]

HARRY TWATTER! LMAO!!!

[Blitz]

Harry Twatter?!! is that what he said?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol, she reminds me of that woman from Trading spaces.


"SHE'S NOT A CHRISTIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"

[St. Jimmy]

racism is alive and strong. =D

[Volchok]

Hairy Twatter

[LK]

lol at Val being told that he's going to hell

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL @ Val Venis in the corner folding towles

[6to1]

they sure have the sex talk tonight.

[LK]

Carlito rules - just look at that fucking hair. Now that's a masterpiece.

[St. Jimmy]

god i love the total silence during masters entrance.
it's almost like the wind saying "xpaccccccc"

[Innovator]

LETS GO MASTERS



will never be chanted again

[Azriel]

That's Trading Spouses Umbrella.

Harry Twatter! :lol:

[LK]

Have I ever mentioned that there are way too many breaks on Raw.

[Blitz]

This guy on TSN just said "Still liked Carlito better when he was Razor Ramon" Sarcastic bastard.

[Ninti the Mad]

Royal Rumble might be good.


Edge/Cena
Carlito/Masters?
HBK/Angle?
Actual royal rumble


forming up nicely

[Innovator]

big jacked up freak

[The Greater Power]

LMFAO "big jacked up freak!"

[Nowhere Man]

You goin' ta HELLLL!

(apparently, so are we, since we have to watch Carlito and Masters)

[LK]

Can Carlito be the guy that makes Masters a star?

[LK]

The unlimited promo right now rules!

[Azriel]

Going to have to, since it looks like nobody else will

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I wish Angle would cut another one of those segments like he did last night. That was great.

[Azriel]

The unlimited promo right now rules!
What was it?

[Blitz]

WTF how do I get to Unlimited? I go to the Raw page, then click unlimited, but all that's there is videos from last week.

[St. Jimmy]

Can Carlito be the guy that makes Masters a star?

if masters was the guy who killed hogan,
he still wouldn't be over.

[Innovator]

Did they even announce Kurt being from PA? Wow they don't want any pop for him

[Nark Order]

If HBK couldn't put over Masters.... Not so sure it's gonna happen.

[LK]

WTF how do I get to Unlimited? I go to the Raw page, then click unlimited, but all that's there is videos from last week.
It's on the main page

[Innovator]

TNA sign, YES!

[Corndad]

Since I'm on such a roll tonight with these outrageous predictions... I'll call it...

Shelton vs Val Jobber.. I mean Venis...I'm on fire tonight guys!

[Xerzes]

Calito performing minor botch brings sorrow.

[LK]

What was it?
Carlito tells the guys in the back to roll the footage of Masters and Carlito destroying Kane, HBK and Cena. Of course Carlito tells them to stop the footage when Masters has Cena in the Masterlock but this is ignored and it shows Carlito low-blowing Masters. Carlito then says "It's all in the past! Forgiveness is cool!" :D

[Blitz]

It's on the main page
:o thanks.

[Innovator]

WHAT A FU BY ANGLE!

[St. Jimmy]

is it usual for angle to be wearing Wrestling Shoes?

[LK]

He has for the last few weeks.

[Xerzes]

Attention, guy with a sign: D.J. and Kevin in Erie are probably too poor and dumb to have a TV and identify the USA network.

[Destor]

TNA sign, BOO!
Now a ROH sign I would be happy with.

[Innovator]

Now a ROH sign I would be happy with.ROH sign would be pretty kick ass

[Blitz]

I think Master's just botched something on Unlimited

[LK]

Yep just botched taking a clothesline.

[Innovator]

LETS GO ANGLE

[ShakeZula]

"let's go angle"

[Destor]

Thanks for the in-depth coverage Blitz...

[Innovator]

dark match

3 MINUTE WARNING beat two jobbers

[Blitz]

Thanks for the in-depth coverage Blitz...

Well, it's not every day Masters makes a mistake.

[LK]

Did I just here you say "3 Minutes"?

[Destor]

Well, it's not every day Masters makes a mistake.
:lol:

[St. Jimmy]

ooh. 3MW <3

[Innovator]

I bet 3MW takes the titles from Big Show and Kane

[Blitz]

Hope 3MW still has their old music.

[Blitz]

:) Kurt with the tag rope.

[Innovator]

hahaha i love kurt

[Destor]

Legal tag, awsome.

[St. Jimmy]

best tag ever.

[LK]

Angle falls victim to the Masterlock.

[Blitz]

How can it be a legal tag if Kurt wasn't holding the tag rope?