Captain Paul Burchill *SmackDown! Spoilers* [Archive]

Mr. Nerfect

02-10-2006, 04:17 PM

This guy makes me laugh. On SmackDown!, they were doing a segment with the Juniors, Palmer Canon & Ken Kennedy, when all of a sudden, through the wall, came Paul Burchill (looking a lot like Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean). He then said "Hello" to Ken Kennedy, walked off a bit, then came back and said "Hello" to Palmer Canon.

I might have gotten the order wrong, but it was a fairly entertaining segment. As long as they don't forget Burchill's good and needs to be allowed to work, this could work out great. William Regal vs. Paul Burchill needs to happen at No Way Out.

Skippord

02-11-2006, 01:25 AM

Kennedy tickled midgets too

Corkscrewed

02-11-2006, 01:51 AM

ROFLMAO, I saw the vid on wwe.com. Hilarious!

James Steele

02-11-2006, 02:40 AM

Yeah, that was pretty LOLable.

Corkscrewed

02-11-2006, 06:00 AM

Hello.

Hello.

*walks away*

Kane Knight

02-11-2006, 09:41 AM

HEllo...Hello again *Breaks out into 80s new wave synth*

Dave Youell

02-11-2006, 12:53 PM

This is crap, but good crap, like boogeyman crap crap.

Good crap :y:

Paul Bluebeard!

starfox8500

02-11-2006, 01:10 PM

Kennedy's face at end of seg. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Gertner

02-11-2006, 01:56 PM

lol that whole segment was one big clusterfuck of hilarity

hb2k

02-11-2006, 01:57 PM

The Birchill thing was meh, but Kennedy was hilarious.

Kane Knight

02-11-2006, 02:27 PM

I feel bad nicking something from GameFAQs, but I SO want to see him called the Rated ARRRRRRRGH Superstar.

Avenger

02-11-2006, 02:45 PM

I just saw SmackDown. I feel like crying...

Y3J

02-11-2006, 02:46 PM

Captain Birdseye.

Evolution

02-11-2006, 07:05 PM

Seriously, how much DID he look like Jack Sparrow? It was kinda weird.

But yeah, Hilarious! :y:

parkmania

02-11-2006, 09:38 PM

HEllo...Hello again *Breaks out into 80s new wave synth*

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Kane Knight again.

Gotta love those Cars.

Cuzziebro

02-11-2006, 10:52 PM

Burchill v Regal will be awesome when it happens. Cant wait i really like both guys.

owenbrown

02-11-2006, 11:38 PM

What's next.... they gonna bring in the actor that played Steve the Pirate in "Dodgeball" to be his manager?!:shifty: :wtf:

FourFifty

02-11-2006, 11:40 PM

Yeah, Burchill does look kinda like Capt. Jack Sparrow, but the next movie doesn't come out 'till December, so I don't think that's the reason why.

...and really bad eggs.

Kane Knight

02-12-2006, 12:15 AM

Yeah, Burchill does look kinda like Capt. Jack Sparrow, but the next movie doesn't come out 'till December, so I don't think that's the reason why.

...and really bad eggs.

Yeah, he'll be fired by then...And probably in TNA unless hsi no-compete clause is really long.

FourFifty

02-12-2006, 12:32 AM

Yeah, he'll be fired by then...And probably in TNA unless his no-compete clause is really long.

I'm hoping Burchill makes it big, with out without the pirate gimmick. He's a damn talented young man who is better than this... but if this is what it takes to kickstart his ride to the top, so be it.
He must have a lot of passion if he'll take a stupid gimmick... Same with The Boogeyman, BUT Burchill has something The Boogeyman doesn't have. Youth. Burchill has a world of potential ahead of him.

Mr. Nerfect

02-12-2006, 01:11 AM

A lot of people seem to think this is bad for Burchill, but I think it will work. No one really believes he is a pirate, and when they decide to use him higher-up they can address the situation by saying he simply used the gimmick to get attention, and it obviously worked.

I hope they somehow pay Johnny Depp a shitload of money to get him to do a walk-on and maybe exchange a "Hello" with Paul Burchill. I don't think Depp would do it, though.

I just hope they let him wrestle, and don't have him win because he makes his opponents "walk the plank" which gets them counted out. Push him as a serious competitor, that just dresses like a pirate recreationally.

I have a feeling they will have him get lose every match because he's distracted by his parrot dying or something... :-\

Cuzziebro

02-12-2006, 02:56 AM

Hes got great potential, both him and Regal do, and i just know that something stupid like that will happen and then he'll end up geting fired.

Skippord

02-12-2006, 03:01 AM

And Pegleg Paul Burchill with THE BURIED TREASURE PLUNGE

wwe2222

02-12-2006, 09:05 AM

between the new pirate burchill and Ken Kennedy.....

im finding smackdown more appealing

loopydate

02-12-2006, 06:40 PM

What's next.... they gonna bring in the actor that played Steve the Pirate in "Dodgeball" to be his manager?!:shifty: :wtf:

I would have the biggest geekgasm of my life if Alan Tudyk showed up on SmackDown. He's one of my favorite actors in the world, but almost nobody knows who he is. But, he was fantastic in Serenity and A Knight's Tale (two of my favorite movies), plus he was also really entertaining in I, Robot and Dodgeball.

Kane Knight

02-12-2006, 08:13 PM

I'm hoping Burchill makes it big, with out without the pirate gimmick. He's a damn talented young man who is better than this... but if this is what it takes to kickstart his ride to the top, so be it.
He must have a lot of passion if he'll take a stupid gimmick... Same with The Boogeyman, BUT Burchill has something The Boogeyman doesn't have. Youth. Burchill has a world of potential ahead of him.

I agree. However, he's done shit in WWE.

And, of course, this is almost always what happens in WWE. outside people get signed, they get fuck all and get fucked in the process. Usually they get fired after a lackluster career, or get stuck in Velocity/heat/undercard Hell.

Kane Knight

02-12-2006, 08:15 PM

I would have the biggest geekgasm of my life if Alan Tudyk showed up on SmackDown. He's one of my favorite actors in the world, but almost nobody knows who he is. But, he was fantastic in Serenity and A Knight's Tale (two of my favorite movies), plus he was also really entertaining in I, Robot and Dodgeball.

Your entrails will become your extrails...

Don't remember him from I, Robot, but I didn't pay much attention. It was on HBO On Demand, and I was bored.

Corkscrewed

02-12-2006, 09:50 PM

Yeah, Burchill does look kinda like Capt. Jack Sparrow, but the next movie doesn't come out 'till December, so I don't think that's the reason why.

...and really bad eggs.

July.

Kane Knight

02-12-2006, 10:28 PM

I think his pirate Ancestors include Davey Jones, because his career is sunk.

;)

TerranRich

02-13-2006, 10:22 AM

I would have the biggest geekgasm of my life if Alan Tudyk showed up on SmackDown. He's one of my favorite actors in the world, but almost nobody knows who he is. But, he was fantastic in Serenity and A Knight's Tale (two of my favorite movies), plus he was also really entertaining in I, Robot and Dodgeball.
Saw all of them except I, Robot, and that I plan to see soon. But yes, Alan Tudyk is an awesome actor, and I loved Serenity. And that chick from Space Cases (an old Nickelodeon kid's show), Jewel Staite, is hawt! :naughty:

http://www.davonline.com/serenity/Serenity_gal/kaylee_jewel-staite01.jpg http://www.iconsf.org/archive/icon24/images/Staite.jpg

owenbrown

02-13-2006, 10:49 AM

loopydate

02-13-2006, 12:20 PM

Your entrails will become your extrails...

Don't remember him from I, Robot, but I didn't pay much attention. It was on HBO On Demand, and I was bored.

He was the killer robot. He wasn't "technically" in it, but they used him for all the mo-cap, and he did the voice-over. It's just a translucent robot that shows up on screen.

I swear mate, I am this fonging close...

Y2Jeremy

02-13-2006, 12:20 PM

I was completely entertained by Kennedy and Burchill. I hope he is pushed to the moon. It will be like the 80s again, which i was to young to remember...

FourFifty

02-13-2006, 12:52 PM

July.

My mistake... oy, what a HUGE FUCKING MISTAKE on that one. It's only been billed as the biggest movie of the summer... I transpoded a few dates with some info I read. Maybe I'm tib lysdestic.

Kane Knight

02-13-2006, 12:58 PM

He was the killer robot. He wasn't "technically" in it, but they used him for all the mo-cap, and he did the voice-over. It's just a translucent robot that shows up on screen.

I swear mate, I am this fonging close...

Ah. cool.

LOL at how this thread is about Steve The Pirate now.

owenbrown

02-13-2006, 01:24 PM

Ah. cool.

LOL at how this thread is about Steve The Pirate now.

Go ahead and blame me cause I was the one that brought it up. :lol: :p :shifty:

Kane Knight

02-13-2006, 01:28 PM

Go ahead and blame me cause I was the one that brought it up. :lol: :p :shifty:

Naw. It's better this way. Besides, he came to mind when I saw Burchall too, so it's not like it was out of the blue...