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Captain Paul Burchill *SmackDown! Spoilers*
This guy makes me laugh. On SmackDown!, they were doing a segment with the Juniors, Palmer Canon & Ken Kennedy, when all of a sudden, through the wall, came Paul Burchill (looking a lot like Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean). He then said "Hello" to Ken Kennedy, walked off a bit, then came back and said "Hello" to Palmer Canon.
I might have gotten the order wrong, but it was a fairly entertaining segment. As long as they don't forget Burchill's good and needs to be allowed to work, this could work out great. William Regal vs. Paul Burchill needs to happen at No Way Out. Pfft |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Kennedy tickled midgets too
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ROFLMAO, I saw the vid on wwe.com. Hilarious!
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Yeah, that was pretty LOLable.
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Hello.
Hello. *walks away* |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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HEllo...Hello again *Breaks out into 80s new wave synth*
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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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This is crap, but good crap, like boogeyman crap crap.
Good crap ![]() Paul Bluebeard! |
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#8 |
Future #1 Bro-ski o.t.w.
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Kennedy's face at end of seg.
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lol that whole segment was one big clusterfuck of hilarity
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#10 |
Do Unto Others...
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The Birchill thing was meh, but Kennedy was hilarious.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I feel bad nicking something from GameFAQs, but I SO want to see him called the Rated ARRRRRRRGH Superstar.
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I just saw SmackDown. I feel like crying...
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Mr. No MITB
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Captain Birdseye.
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I Just Passed You By!
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Seriously, how much DID he look like Jack Sparrow? It was kinda weird.
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Burchill v Regal will be awesome when it happens. Cant wait i really like both guys.
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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What's next.... they gonna bring in the actor that played Steve the Pirate in "Dodgeball" to be his manager?!
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Yeah, Burchill does look kinda like Capt. Jack Sparrow, but the next movie doesn't come out 'till December, so I don't think that's the reason why.
...and really bad eggs. |
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He must have a lot of passion if he'll take a stupid gimmick... Same with The Boogeyman, BUT Burchill has something The Boogeyman doesn't have. Youth. Burchill has a world of potential ahead of him. |
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A lot of people seem to think this is bad for Burchill, but I think it will work. No one really believes he is a pirate, and when they decide to use him higher-up they can address the situation by saying he simply used the gimmick to get attention, and it obviously worked.
I hope they somehow pay Johnny Depp a shitload of money to get him to do a walk-on and maybe exchange a "Hello" with Paul Burchill. I don't think Depp would do it, though. I just hope they let him wrestle, and don't have him win because he makes his opponents "walk the plank" which gets them counted out. Push him as a serious competitor, that just dresses like a pirate recreationally. I have a feeling they will have him get lose every match because he's distracted by his parrot dying or something... ![]() |
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Hes got great potential, both him and Regal do, and i just know that something stupid like that will happen and then he'll end up geting fired.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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And Pegleg Paul Burchill with THE BURIED TREASURE PLUNGE
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between the new pirate burchill and Ken Kennedy.....
im finding smackdown more appealing |
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And, of course, this is almost always what happens in WWE. outside people get signed, they get fuck all and get fucked in the process. Usually they get fired after a lackluster career, or get stuck in Velocity/heat/undercard Hell. |
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Don't remember him from I, Robot, but I didn't pay much attention. It was on HBO On Demand, and I was bored. |
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I think his pirate Ancestors include Davey Jones, because his career is sunk.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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I was completely entertained by Kennedy and Burchill. I hope he is pushed to the moon. It will be like the 80s again, which i was to young to remember...
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Ah. cool. LOL at how this thread is about Steve The Pirate now. |
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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Thats how Shockmaster should have made his entrance.
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