Captain Paul Burchill *SmackDown! Spoilers*
 

This guy makes me laugh. On SmackDown!, they were doing a segment with the Juniors, Palmer Canon & Ken Kennedy, when all of a sudden, through the wall, came Paul Burchill (looking a lot like Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean). He then said "Hello" to Ken Kennedy, walked off a bit, then came back and said "Hello" to Palmer Canon.

I might have gotten the order wrong, but it was a fairly entertaining segment. As long as they don't forget Burchill's good and needs to be allowed to work, this could work out great. William Regal vs. Paul Burchill needs to happen at No Way Out.

Kennedy tickled midgets too

ROFLMAO, I saw the vid on wwe.com. Hilarious!

Yeah, that was pretty LOLable.

Hello.































Hello.























*walks away*

HEllo...Hello again *Breaks out into 80s new wave synth*

This is crap, but good crap, like boogeyman crap crap.

Good crap :y:

Paul Bluebeard!

Kennedy's face at end of seg. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

lol that whole segment was one big clusterfuck of hilarity

The Birchill thing was meh, but Kennedy was hilarious.

I feel bad nicking something from GameFAQs, but I SO want to see him called the Rated ARRRRRRRGH Superstar.

I just saw SmackDown. I feel like crying...

Captain Birdseye.

Seriously, how much DID he look like Jack Sparrow? It was kinda weird.

But yeah, Hilarious! :y:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Kane Knight again.




Gotta love those Cars.

Burchill v Regal will be awesome when it happens. Cant wait i really like both guys.

What's next.... they gonna bring in the actor that played Steve the Pirate in "Dodgeball" to be his manager?!:shifty: :wtf:

Yeah, he'll be fired by then...And probably in TNA unless hsi no-compete clause is really long.

A lot of people seem to think this is bad for Burchill, but I think it will work. No one really believes he is a pirate, and when they decide to use him higher-up they can address the situation by saying he simply used the gimmick to get attention, and it obviously worked.

I hope they somehow pay Johnny Depp a shitload of money to get him to do a walk-on and maybe exchange a "Hello" with Paul Burchill. I don't think Depp would do it, though.

I just hope they let him wrestle, and don't have him win because he makes his opponents "walk the plank" which gets them counted out. Push him as a serious competitor, that just dresses like a pirate recreationally.

I have a feeling they will have him get lose every match because he's distracted by his parrot dying or something... :-\

Hes got great potential, both him and Regal do, and i just know that something stupid like that will happen and then he'll end up geting fired.

And Pegleg Paul Burchill with THE BURIED TREASURE PLUNGE

between the new pirate burchill and Ken Kennedy.....

im finding smackdown more appealing

I would have the biggest geekgasm of my life if Alan Tudyk showed up on SmackDown. He's one of my favorite actors in the world, but almost nobody knows who he is. But, he was fantastic in Serenity and A Knight's Tale (two of my favorite movies), plus he was also really entertaining in I, Robot and Dodgeball.

I agree. However, he's done shit in WWE.

And, of course, this is almost always what happens in WWE. outside people get signed, they get fuck all and get fucked in the process. Usually they get fired after a lackluster career, or get stuck in Velocity/heat/undercard Hell.

Your entrails will become your extrails...

Don't remember him from I, Robot, but I didn't pay much attention. It was on HBO On Demand, and I was bored.

July.

I think his pirate Ancestors include Davey Jones, because his career is sunk.

;)

Saw all of them except I, Robot, and that I plan to see soon. But yes, Alan Tudyk is an awesome actor, and I loved Serenity. And that chick from Space Cases (an old Nickelodeon kid's show), Jewel Staite, is hawt! :naughty:

http://www.davonline.com/serenity/Se...l-staite01.jpg http://www.iconsf.org/archive/icon24/images/Staite.jpg

It would be alright if WWE Not-so Creative doesn't fuck it up and try to pull a David Arquette with him. :shifty:

He was the killer robot. He wasn't "technically" in it, but they used him for all the mo-cap, and he did the voice-over. It's just a translucent robot that shows up on screen.

I swear mate, I am this fonging close...

I was completely entertained by Kennedy and Burchill. I hope he is pushed to the moon. It will be like the 80s again, which i was to young to remember...

Ah. cool.

LOL at how this thread is about Steve The Pirate now.

Go ahead and blame me cause I was the one that brought it up. :lol: :p :shifty:

Naw. It's better this way. Besides, he came to mind when I saw Burchall too, so it's not like it was out of the blue...

Thats how Shockmaster should have made his entrance.