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TerranRich
03-14-2006, 05:11 PM
* WWE has officially called off all sponsorship dealings with EA Games due to their new game "Black". Reports indicate that not even EA Games knows what "Black" is about, really.

* Marty Jannetty has recently been recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records as the most fired-then-hired employee in the past 50 years. WWE is planning to congratulate him on his success, as well as wish him luck in his future endeavors.

* Vince McMahon is reportedly trying out a new employment system where he will release all of his talent, one by one, then have them try out with dark matches, then eventually re-hire them. It is reported that Vince McMahon has finally lost his mind. On the bright side of things, Chuck Palumbo has a job once again. On the other hand, so does Shannon Moore.

Source: PWImploder

Disturbed316
03-14-2006, 05:19 PM
Wow, that really wasn't funny.

Blitz
03-14-2006, 05:21 PM
Yeah, poor attempt at a Ruse Report. Can't give you anything higher than a 4.5.

TerranRich
03-14-2006, 05:22 PM
I've lost it. :'(

Ah well. It'll be better next time, I promise.