News of the Week (3/13-3/17) from PWImploder

**TerranRich** · 03-14-2006, 05:11 PM

* WWE has officially called off all sponsorship dealings with EA Games due to their new game "Black". Reports indicate that not even EA Games knows what "Black" is about, really.

* Marty Jannetty has recently been recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records as the most fired-then-hired employee in the past 50 years. WWE is planning to congratulate him on his success, as well as wish him luck in his future endeavors.

* Vince McMahon is reportedly trying out a new employment system where he will release all of his talent, one by one, then have them try out with dark matches, then eventually re-hire them. It is reported that Vince McMahon has finally lost his mind. On the bright side of things, Chuck Palumbo has a job once again. On the other hand, so does Shannon Moore.

Source: PWImploder

03-14-2006, 05:11 PM	#1
TerranRich Herp a derp, and so on Posts: 8,830	News of the Week (3/13-3/17) from PWImploder * WWE has officially called off all sponsorship dealings with EA Games due to their new game "Black". Reports indicate that not even EA Games knows what "Black" is about, really. * Marty Jannetty has recently been recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records as the most fired-then-hired employee in the past 50 years. WWE is planning to congratulate him on his success, as well as wish him luck in his future endeavors. * Vince McMahon is reportedly trying out a new employment system where he will release all of his talent, one by one, then have them try out with dark matches, then eventually re-hire them. It is reported that Vince McMahon has finally lost his mind. On the bright side of things, Chuck Palumbo has a job once again. On the other hand, so does Shannon Moore. Source: PWImploder Visit: