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Xero
08-03-2006, 05:25 PM
I had this idea while searching on Google. Post merchandise that aren't related to wrestling, but really are in some way.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0471973815.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V62779096_.jpg

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0471973815/103-3564379-6517405?v=glance&n=283155

It's a book that tells you how to join the Chain Gang! :shifty:

So yeah, post that shit.
FourFifty
08-03-2006, 05:28 PM
You mean I don't have to listen to rap to be cool?
Lord-Of-Darkness
08-03-2006, 05:33 PM
You mean I don't have to listen to rap to be cool?

Nah he's lying.




Word Life!!!11!! :shifty:
Lord-Of-Darkness
08-03-2006, 05:37 PM
http://images.bestwebbuys.com/muze/books/97/0316701297.jpg

They'll hold you down like a bitch....

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000BWPQYW.02._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1133182893_.jpg

and the highlights from that DVD....

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/x/xfactor/01.jpg
Kane Knight
08-03-2006, 06:55 PM
You people disturb me.
Skippord
08-03-2006, 07:18 PM
YOU PEOPLE??? Kane Knight is a racist
Kane Knight
08-03-2006, 08:30 PM
This just in: Skippord has swift grasp of obvious.
Shadow
08-03-2006, 08:34 PM
This just in: Kane Knight has a small penis
Xero
08-03-2006, 08:40 PM
This just in: Shadow just got high and wandered off. More on this at 11.
Kane Knight
08-03-2006, 09:53 PM
This just in: Xero quips in headline format.

But first: It could be the deadliestpart of your headline spoof. Find out what it is after weather with out weathergirl, Shadow.
Kane Knight
08-03-2006, 09:53 PM
This just in: Kane Knight has a small penis

I prefer to think of it as a large clitoris.
Xero
08-03-2006, 10:24 PM
We're receiving some breaking news... It seems that a poster of the website "TPW", who goes by "Kane Knight", has just announced that he is, indeed, Chyna.

And in related news, X Pac still sucks.
Skippord
08-03-2006, 10:27 PM
Late breaking news:Xero Limit 126 doesnt know the name of the wrestling forum he frequents
Xero
08-03-2006, 10:28 PM
This just in: Skippord, shut up.

And next, do you get the jokes on TPWW.net or not? Find out in our "Internets Expose".
Kane Knight
08-03-2006, 11:17 PM
We're receiving some breaking news... It seems that a poster of the website "TPW", who goes by "Kane Knight", has just announced that he is, indeed, Chyna.

And in related news, X Pac still sucks.

Are you implying I slept with X-Pac?

Because I'll have to kill you for that part.
Xero
08-03-2006, 11:29 PM
Are you implying I slept with X-Pac?

Because I'll have to kill you for that part.
Of course not. I'm just saying that... Well, yeah, that IS what I'm saying.
Fox
08-03-2006, 11:41 PM
I think he's implying that X-Pac licked your large clitoris.


There's a DVD to prove it.
Kane Knight
08-04-2006, 10:29 AM
Of course not. I'm just saying that... Well, yeah, that IS what I'm saying.

This just in: It's ON motherfucker! :foc:

)))GONG((( Rest in Possums!

But first: How do they make that really cool gong sound?
Xero
08-04-2006, 10:32 AM
Wait... I'm getting a report from the field... Yes? Uh... It seems that Kane Knight was spotted with a long-haired rat with some type of gravitational pull that was seemingly sucking everything in it's path late last night. Apparently, there is mass destruction in the vicinity.

Up next, The Ruse Report: Did KK drop it under his own intentions, or were there other factors involved?
Kane Knight
08-04-2006, 10:59 AM
And now we're over to Barnyard bestiality with Xero.

Coming up on the half hour: Does spelling Zero incorrectly indicate importence?
Xero
08-04-2006, 11:56 AM
In a strange turn of events, Kane Knight was seen burning his face with a blow torch. He was apparently yelling "THE INCONSISTENCIES!" while doing the deed.

And up next: Internet Names, from 015ROLOLOL to ZOOPFACE, what do they all mean?
Kane Knight
08-04-2006, 02:11 PM
...And Xero Limit claims he didn't know the Hooker was really Bobby Lashley. Lashley has not been available for comment.

On the lighter side of the news: The Holocaust: Was it really that bad?
Xero
08-04-2006, 02:21 PM
I did not sleep with that man.

As a matter of fact... We were UP! ALL! NIGHT!




Doing manly things like playing poker and going to strip clubs.
.44 Magdalene
08-05-2006, 03:25 AM
:lol: This thread...
Savio
08-05-2006, 03:31 AM
Are you implying I slept with X-Pac?

Because I'll have to kill you for that part.who hasn't slept with x-pac?
Kane Knight
08-05-2006, 10:08 AM
Uhhhh...Me?
KingofOldSchool
08-05-2006, 10:35 AM
who hasn't slept with x-pac?


Lita.

Even SHE has to draw the line somewhere.
D Mac
08-05-2006, 10:59 AM
Just replace Josh White with John Cena.

http://216.122.245.126/houseofgames/chaingang.jpg
Kane Knight
08-05-2006, 11:23 AM
Oh, we could only dream.
Sadistic
08-05-2006, 12:26 PM
http://www.poolplayers.com/images/apa-pool-leagues-logo.gif

http://www.jadecarpentry.com/assets/Rock%20Bottom%201T.jpg
Skippord
08-08-2006, 12:38 AM
who hasn't slept with x-pac?
This guy: <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/Skippord/cheney.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>
Mikey
08-08-2006, 02:26 PM
ECW- ECW- ECW!


http://www.ecw.org/

http://www.ecw.ca/home.htm

http://www.ecw.com.au/

http://www.ecw.net/
Vocal Ass Chic
08-08-2006, 07:10 PM
i think john cena shud have a real chain gang on raw. it could be peeps like carlito and charlie haaz to take on the spirit squad. if cena doesnt win at summerslam against the r rated superstar then he should deserve a tag team belt because he wasnt been one before
Skippord
08-08-2006, 07:39 PM
No no he hasnt been a belt before
ron the dial
08-08-2006, 09:29 PM
i think john cena shud have a real chain gang on raw. it could be peeps like carlito and charlie haaz to take on the spirit squad. if cena doesnt win at summerslam against the r rated superstar then he should deserve a tag team belt because he wasnt been one before
Do you think before you post? Do you think at all? I'm just curious.
Kane Knight
08-08-2006, 09:33 PM
Actually, I proposed Cena actually playing the sell-out rapper before. Me and someone else, maybe Xero, bounced ideas back and wforther where developmental or smalltime wrestlers would form his posse, and he would be a heel who is better than you because he's rich, successful, and he's got protection.
ron the dial
08-08-2006, 09:37 PM
It's not so much the idea of the actual Chain Gang that made me ask those questions, but the people that he proposed. Giving him some developmental talent as a posse would be awesome if he were working a heel gimmick and had them interfere in his matches, attack his opponents backstage, etc.
Kane Knight
08-08-2006, 09:45 PM
Yeah, but the basic idea is sound. So there was probably SOME level of thought involved.
Kane Knight
08-08-2006, 09:46 PM
...It was probably only the level of thought involved in walking and chewing gum at the same time, but...
Kane Knight
08-10-2006, 01:31 PM
http://cdbaby.com/cd/airo
Crippla
09-12-2006, 08:55 PM
LOL. How'd I miss this thread? I say archive.
Goulet
09-12-2006, 09:44 PM
wow you are terrible... do you remember how your rep got so bad in the first place?
FourFifty
09-13-2006, 12:53 AM
...not again CC, not again... You could have the comeback story of tpww.net. Went from a thread bumping bastard that no one liked, to a bastard no one liked, to a bastard who made a good point from time to time with a world of green dots ahead of you, and now... :nono:
Don't go back to your roots.