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He's Here
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Ever wanted to join the Chain Gang, and be cool about it? (And more!)
I had this idea while searching on Google. Post merchandise that aren't related to wrestling, but really are in some way.
![]() http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/047...lance&n=283155 It's a book that tells you how to join the Chain Gang! ![]() So yeah, post that shit. ![]() |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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You mean I don't have to listen to rap to be cool?
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Word Life!!!11!!
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![]() They'll hold you down like a bitch.... ![]() and the highlights from that DVD....
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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You people disturb me.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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YOU PEOPLE??? Kane Knight is a racist
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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This just in: Skippord has swift grasp of obvious.
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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This just in: Kane Knight has a small penis
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This just in: Shadow just got high and wandered off. More on this at 11.
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This just in: Xero quips in headline format.
But first: It could be the deadliestpart of your headline spoof. Find out what it is after weather with out weathergirl, Shadow. |
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We're receiving some breaking news... It seems that a poster of the website "TPW", who goes by "Kane Knight", has just announced that he is, indeed, Chyna.
And in related news, X Pac still sucks. |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Late breaking news:Xero Limit 126 doesnt know the name of the wrestling forum he frequents
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This just in: Skippord, shut up.
And next, do you get the jokes on TPWW.net or not? Find out in our "Internets Expose". |
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Because I'll have to kill you for that part. |
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"Ask him!"
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I think he's implying that X-Pac licked your large clitoris.
There's a DVD to prove it. |
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)))GONG((( Rest in Possums! But first: How do they make that really cool gong sound? |
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Wait... I'm getting a report from the field... Yes? Uh... It seems that Kane Knight was spotted with a long-haired rat with some type of gravitational pull that was seemingly sucking everything in it's path late last night. Apparently, there is mass destruction in the vicinity.
Up next, The Ruse Report: Did KK drop it under his own intentions, or were there other factors involved? |
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And now we're over to Barnyard bestiality with Xero.
Coming up on the half hour: Does spelling Zero incorrectly indicate importence? |
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In a strange turn of events, Kane Knight was seen burning his face with a blow torch. He was apparently yelling "THE INCONSISTENCIES!" while doing the deed.
And up next: Internet Names, from 015ROLOLOL to ZOOPFACE, what do they all mean? |
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...And Xero Limit claims he didn't know the Hooker was really Bobby Lashley. Lashley has not been available for comment.
On the lighter side of the news: The Holocaust: Was it really that bad? |
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I did not sleep with that man.
As a matter of fact... We were UP! ALL! NIGHT! Doing manly things like playing poker and going to strip clubs. |
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Smitten for Kittens
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This thread...
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Spammy Certified
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Uhhhh...Me?
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...IN HD!!!!
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Lita. Even SHE has to draw the line somewhere. |
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Just replace Josh White with John Cena.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Oh, we could only dream.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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i think john cena shud have a real chain gang on raw. it could be peeps like carlito and charlie haaz to take on the spirit squad. if cena doesnt win at summerslam against the r rated superstar then he should deserve a tag team belt because he wasnt been one before
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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No no he hasnt been a belt before
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Actually, I proposed Cena actually playing the sell-out rapper before. Me and someone else, maybe Xero, bounced ideas back and wforther where developmental or smalltime wrestlers would form his posse, and he would be a heel who is better than you because he's rich, successful, and he's got protection.
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It's not so much the idea of the actual Chain Gang that made me ask those questions, but the people that he proposed. Giving him some developmental talent as a posse would be awesome if he were working a heel gimmick and had them interfere in his matches, attack his opponents backstage, etc.
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Yeah, but the basic idea is sound. So there was probably SOME level of thought involved.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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...It was probably only the level of thought involved in walking and chewing gum at the same time, but...
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