SmackDown Captions (02/19/04)

[FourFifty]

Alrighty, SmackDown hasn’t even aired in America yet… It’s 3:30pmish here, and the pics are up! Once again, sorry for the Matt Hardy post… That just sucked.
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Cena: Come on Kurt! Let’s get this promo done with! I gotta use the little boys room!

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Kurt: So Triple H and HBK think they’re the only ones that can do the vase, huh?
Cena: You said it best Kurt, It’s true.

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Right now is not the best time for the ref to try to seduce the wrestlers.

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Ref: Well Basham, I have some good news and I have some bad news…
Basham: What’s the bad news?
Ref: It looks like since your team lost the tag team titles you’ll be as over as the team of Taka and Barry Horwitz… But the good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geicko!

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Kurt: Come on Cena! You’re not even trying to do the vase!
Cena: That’s because that gag only works with the right camera angle!

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Sally Struthers Voice Over: After a few months of turning face, this potential main eventer is getting ready to be buried, but please, you could help. Just dial 1-800-Mid-Carder for more information. He’s reaching out to you… will you reach out?

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As Kurt carried the invisible sandwich the Basham was stuck to the ropes because of Rhyno’s and the SmackDown fist came to destroy everything while God looked on.
Vince: Now this is good booking!

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No Vince, it’s not good booking. Just look at the fan in the black shirt falling asleep.

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Kurt: See! Now you’re getting the vase joke right!
Cena: The fans can’t see it.
Kurt: You don’t have to do that “can’t see me” bit with the vase! The vase speaks for itself!
Cena: -sigh- Whatever, Kurt. Now get off my ass about the vase.

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At this point Paul was very thankful for his hand held mirror.

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Vince: The WrestleMania XX Cartoon! Everyone likes cartoons! That’s a great idea Hunter!
Hunter: Anything to make Raw more credible than SmackDown, I mean help out the company.

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Pieces of the “all midcarders must be buried” clause fell from the ceiling as Sean O’Haire used them as confetti.

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Eddie: Come on! Let’s party, ese! Let’s live it up before Vince sees a credible wrestler with the title!
Belty: I’m so happy, I could cry…
Eddie: Same here Belty… Same he… A TALKING BELT!?!?!?

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The new WWE lawn furniture wasn’t getting over.

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Chavo Jr: See Eddie! We can be a team!
Belty: Shut up, Midcarder!!! You stupid midcarder!!! I’ll bury you!!!
Chavo Jr: -GASP!!!- Eddie!!!
Eddie: I’m sorry ese! It wasn’t me talking! It was the belt!
Chavo Jr: Belts don’t talk!

[FourFifty]

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This isn’t holding up talent…

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Another week passes when the Show does not get his prematch snack.

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Brock: God… I know we don’t talk much, but here me out… I miss Belty…. Oh man, I really miss Belty… The nights we had cookies and milk together, the people we buried, and all the other moments… if you could please reunite us, I promise to go to church every week… :tear: I miss Belty…

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Now Stevie Richards is going after the refs on other shows!

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Paul: Kurt, put on a shirt for God’s sake… You look like the love child of Steve Austin and A-Train.

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This isn’t as bad as Bradshaw’s bronco buster last week.

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Chavo Jr: No Eddie! Stay down here! You can’t be too elevated! I’ll be lonely!!!

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Chavo Sr. could only look on… it’s been a while since he’s seen midget wrestling, with a midget ref.

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Kurt: I hope you’re watching this, Earl! See! Eddie is NOT tapping, so I am NOT calling for the bell!

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Belty: YOU NO GOOD NO TALENT HACK! I’LL BURRY YOU ALIVE YOU PIECE OF CRAP!!!
Chavo Jr: Eddie! Why must you be so mean???
Eddie: It’s NOT me!

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Kurt works on his shadow puppets in mid match.

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Kurt: Oh the power… oh GOD the power! It’s almost orgasmic… OH THE POWER!!!
Vince: Okay Kurt… you’re scaring me… now get out of my chair.

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Kurt shows of his new WWE sneakers, regardless of the fact that there was still a match in the ring.

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Maybe Triple H could spy on SmackDown unnoticed if he didn’t drive up to the ring.

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Thing points out to the one with the higher IQ.

Woo-hoo! 300th post!

[Kane Knight]

:wtf:

That's kinda stupid to put 'em up before the show airs...

Oh well...I'll prolly be back to caption 'em after I've watched the show...

[FourFifty]

:wtf:

That's kinda stupid to put 'em up before the show airs...

Oh well...I'll prolly be back to caption 'em after I've watched the show...

With how many people read the spoilers, why not? Let people get a head start on them.

[Rock Bottom]

Gonna do mine as I watch it I guess. Then post when it's over.

[Blue Demon]

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Kurt: look at me...I'm Goldberg!

[El Santo]

Alright, I'm game. Sometimes it's easier to do captions when I have no idea what the hell is going on. ;)

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Embarassed, Cena tries to explain to Kurt what happened to his laundry when he accidentally mixed his yellow cap in with his whites.

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John knew he had to be punished for wearing the yellow clothes, but being chained in the center of the ring while Kurt sings the Best of Barry Manilow? THat was both cruel and unusual!

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As Shaniqua was sent down to OVW, she got her revenge by unleashing her new monster, the Rabid Ref! Unfortunately, she'd given him the brain of some fellow named Germaine Shepperd...

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As Kurt desperately tries to retrieve the One Ring for to cast into The Cracks of Doom, Gollum works himself into a schitzophrenic froth.

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Kurt: "Uh... John... nearsighted much?"

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John: "Everybody out there! Listen to me! Soylent Green is SEAN O'HAIRE! SEAN O'HAIRE!!!!!!"

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Danny Basham froze when he realized that the Titantron wasn't showing the match as it was happening now, but rather he was seeing himself getting thrashed by Kurt Angle three minutes in the future.

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... Uh... OH!

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Wrestling as it was meant to be: Greco-Roman and naked.

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When Dawn found Paul, stiff, unmoving, and with a suspicious bulge in his pants, she realized that she'd done it again.

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And this delightful WWE-commisioned mural depicts the time when a 500 foot tall Eddie Guerrero devoured New York.

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Eddie's plans to cut another incredible promo had to be put on hold when the 100 Millionth WWE fan entered the arena.

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Eddie: "And to make sure nobody takes this belt away from me, I had it surgically grafted to my shoulder. Viva la raza!"

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And the crowd was doubly amazed when Eddie's talking penis put on an entertaining promo.

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Eddie: "Edward James Olmos! YOU'RE the 100 Millionth fan?"
Chavo Sr.: "For the last time, I'm not...."
Chavo Jr.: "THIS is the party you promised for your title win? Balloons and confetti? Where are the strippers, dammit! I want strippers!!!"

[Rock Bottom]

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In yet another attempt from the WWE to prove that they didn't discriminate against handicapped persons, they hired their new "special" talent and pushed him to Kurt Angle's level.

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Kurt Angle wasn't impressed by the feats of the magician John Hoocena.

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Kurt thought he'd be doing The Bashams a favor by pulling off the arm with the elbow pad on it, so they could NEVER be discovered.

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I've heard that Kurt Angle is a "stiff worker", but this is just ridiculous.

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This time Rhyno had truly gone too far. Cena and Angle deliberate how to keep their match kayfabe, and decided upon doing spot after spot of Benoit-like non-release moves.

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Luckily for Kurt, he was quick enough to dodge Triple H's fist. The Basham wasn't as fortunate.

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John Cena performs the Fire Marshall's Carry.
(Dedicated to someone's original "Fire Marshall Bill" caption.)

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The Cable Guy strikes again, but nobody believes Angle!

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Paul Heyman rolls his eyes in disappointment, for a second he'd thought Trish Stratus had jumped rosters.

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Vince: "And so, I present to you, the ultimate tool in attracting the Latino market."
JR: "Bah gawd Vince. Brilliant."
Vince: "Yeah, I know. Now Ross, I want you to start announcing with a Latino accent."
JR: "I'll do my best, Steve."
Vince: "..."

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JR: "And look at this man, Eddie Guerrdddadadadadaderdo. BAH GAWD UNPRDADADADADADAETTIERDADADAD STUNERDADADADADA."

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Eddie thought he had everything under control and celebrated having the belt. But he had fallen into Triple H's trap, and the ring began to bubble and boil into a melting pit of lava...

Triple H: "Ooooooooo-hohohoho. Aaaaaaaaa-hohohohoho. Feecha howaki "Smack Down Title." Hooooooooo-hohohohoho."

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It was bad enough for Eddie to steal fornature, but to steal the WWE ring was a little much.

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In their game of Pinata, Chavo threw a trantrum when Eddie got the WWE belt and Chavo got the Cruiserweight belt.

[Rock Bottom]

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Big Show misunderstood Vince backstage, when he was told to "Carry the jobber."

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Steven Richards shows us exactly why he is called Hardcore Holly.

OR

Inspired by Earl Hebner, this ref wasn't taking no shi</>t off of anyone, and did a running baseball slide to Richards when he tried to interfere.

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Lesnar looks up to the skies, looking for the advice of Triple H on how to survive going a few weeks without the title.

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Apparently, Lesnar had caught wind that Cheech Marin was the mole on the internet.

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Kurt Angle was stunned. This wasn't what he had in mind when the WWE mentioned a "new angle."

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With the push that Eddie had been getting, Chavo was a little upset about where that put his head when compared to his uncle.

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Eddie reveals his new finisher: "The Angry Chihuahua."

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When the ref was paranoid of Eddie's reputation of lying, cheating and stealing, he suspected Guerrero to have a foreign object. Luckily, Steven Richards was in the house to give the routine inspection.

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Kurt: "Mmmmmmmm, pretzel..."

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Chavo had talent. Chavo was doing well. But Chavo got buried, and Chavo was awarded an insignificant title. There was only one thing to do, to complete the circle.

Lock on The Walls of Jericho.

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Kurt, having forgotten how to count to three, looked to the fans for aid. But they weren't much help.

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Kurt Angle does his impression of Triple H booking matches.

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Eddie could not BELIEVE that Chavo kicked out of the Angry Chihuahua.

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Having forgotten his lines, Angle checked the cue cards on the top right.
"Smack? Ow? I can handle that!"

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Angle got a little defensive when Triple H said his title was 'bigger' than his.

[Champion of Europa]

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Cena: Hehe, you said "suck."

[El Santo]

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Show: "WHOA. Now I know why they call you HARDcore Holly..."

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As the ref slipped yet again, the WWE production crew reconsidered their policy of waxing the wrestling mat.

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Brock: "Dear Heavenly Father... tell me, what must I do to win back the belt?"
'God': "My son, you must first go to RAW. And then you must find the one who is adorned in pink hotpants, and job yourself to him."
Brock: "Thank you, Lord, I will do as you... nice try, Steven."
'God': "Dammit."

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Medic: "This looks suspicious! Men, put your gloves on! Full cavity search!"
Ref: (weakly) "nnnnnn-nnnoooooo......."

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Kurt: "Uh, Paul... You weren't just involved in that 'cavity search' angle, were you?"

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I was about to do a caption about Eddie and his "Little Man", but given that Eddie and Chavo are related, the caption just got far too creepy for words.

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For the poor camera on the right, the fight between an Uncle and his Nephew just hit to situations too close to home, and he broke down emotionally.

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Chavo Sr. was tempted, but he knew, deep down inside, that Eddie's game of pattycake was all a ruse.

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In an incredible show of mental effort, Kurt uses the Force to break Chavo's hold.

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Chavo: "Say Uncle!"
Eddie: "You dumbass. I AM your Uncle, ese!"
Chavo: "Uh... right. Say Nephew, then! ... No, wait, that's lame. DAMMIT!"

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Kurt hesistated. The moment was perfect to play "Got Your Nose," but .... with whom?

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Kurt: "Yessssss.... My preccciouusssss...."
JR: "Bah Gawd! Ah don't believe this! The One Ring has taken control of Kurt Angle! He ... has gone... completely ... INSANE!"
Tazz: "Get out of my seat, you redneck."

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Kurt: "This is so embarassing. Does Chavo always suck his thumb?"
Eddie: "You don't know the half of it, ese..."

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When mini-Angle saved the day by leaping onto Kurt's head, Eddie knew that he had taken one blow too many.

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Kurt: "And, on Wrestlemania, I'll be where the USA is on this belt... RIGHT ON TOP!"
[offstage]: "Psst.... Kurt... You're holding it upside down..."
Kurt: "Son of a..."

[Rock Bottom]

lol, wish there was a picture of Eddie blading his pec for no reason. would have loved to caption that.

[Penner]

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Eddie thought he could call out Hardcore Holly by spelling out his name.

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Heyman took the "Smackdown!" logo on Kurt's shoulder a bit too literally.

[Innovator]

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"ACK, SPIDER!"

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Cena didn't appreciate Angle's rendition of "I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight"

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Rick Steiner re-debuts after losing a lot of muscle

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Ref: ...wait...I must draw you

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Rhyno's back to his old tricks

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Cena: I'M NOT TELLING YOU ANYTHING YOU DON'T ALREADY KNO--
Ref: *whack* what did Lord Vince tell you about uttering those lines?

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Angle flashes back to his days in county .... and that one day in the shower room.....

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The Basham titty-twister gets Cena yet again

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Cena: You can be my wingman anytime
Angle: Bullshit.....you can be mine

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Paul: Do you love me this much?

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Guerrerozilla vs. Wrestlemania XX logo, a new FOX special

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Vince: Ah shit, Eddie got into the sauce again
Eddie: There you are turnbuckle, I've been waiting to give you a piece of my mind....YOU STINK!.....YOU AND YOUR WHOLE OPERATION STINK!.....I QUIT!

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Eddie marks his territory as new WWE Champion

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Eddie: Yo holmes stop checking out my ass ese
WWE logo: Sorry...

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"Get your arm off me Chavo!"
Chavo: Oh sorry Stevie

[Innovator]

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Show: You don't want to sell cotton candy? Go join Sean!
Hardcore: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Big Show hides his bad hair day by dressing it as a ref's body

...........didn't fool anyone

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Brock: Have a good time up there Holly!
Hardcore: Dammit
Sean: Hey whats up Bob?

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Medic: Did he touch you here?
Chavo: Yes, Uncle Vinnie touched me there

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Paul: Gondor asks for aid Kurt....
Kurt: For the last time this isn't Middle Earth!

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God smiles upon the new WWE Champion

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Eddie: Yo Cheech you were the man in Up In Smoke ese
Chavo: Son of a

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Kurt: Wait.....I can feel him....

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Cole: CHAVO! CHAVO! CHAVO!
Tazz: What a great first episode of MACKdown!

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Kurt: You can dance when you want to, you can leave your friends behind, cause your friends don't dance-
Eddie: And if they don't dance
Kurt: Dammit this isn't sing along with the ref!

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Kurt: IT WAS ME!
JR: BAH GAWD. Angle admits to being the hummer driver, hitting Austin, and raising the briefcase, BAH GAWD STUNNER

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As you can see, Eddie is very territorial over his dinner

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Angle: I'll never let go Eddie
Eddie: .......damn

[Corkscrewed]

Stop posting these so early, Always!!!! I haven't read any except Always's... sorry if any jokes were repeated.

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Cena: "Touch your forearm!"
Angle: *sigh* "Stealing Eddie's gig, eh kid? And it's KNEES, not forearm."

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Angle: "Oh, and another thing... AlbertaBritishColumbiaManitobaNewBrunswickNewfoundlandandLabradorNorthwestTerritoriesNovaScotiaNunav otOntarioPrinceEdwardIslandQuebecSaskatchewanYukon. BIOTCH!!!"
Cena: :eek:

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Angle had things under control until Danny made the tag to Stevie.

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Hebner: "So a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a sloped roof. Which side does it roll down?"
Danny: "I don't know! I DON'T KNOW! Please stop!!"
Hebner: "WRONG ANSWER! Kurt, increase the pressure!"

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/05.jpg>
Cena: "Why the hell did you have to use Rhyno's 'face lotion?'"

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/06.jpg>
Poor Cena. The cameraman had his Precious and Doug was holding him down, and all Hebner could do was silly hand puppets!

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/07.jpg>
Angle: "Wrestling with the Bashams now? Screw that. Invisible jetpack AWAY!!!"

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/08.jpg>
Cena had the unique ability take a shit and carry some at the same time.

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It was bad enough they were both suddenly naked. Did Cena really have to jack off as well?

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Those new ceiling, wall, and floor convex mirrors were really starting to prove their worth.

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Wrestlemania Spoiler: The Artist Formerly Known As Prince defeats Eddie Guerrero to become new WWE Champion.

Millions of internet smarks smack their TV's off the roof.

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/12.jpg>
Tragically, Sean O'Haire got too close to the fan.

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Eddie was ecstatic until something in the rafters caught his eye.
"The belt is fake, all your base belong to us, love Hunter???"

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/14.jpg>
Eddie demonstrates the "What to do during a Hardcore Holly promo" position.

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/15.jpg>
Chavo gets incredible heel heat by insulting the city's native ballon population.

[FourFifty]

Stop posting these so early, Always!!!! I haven't read any except Always's... sorry if any jokes were repeated.
<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/13.jpg>
Eddie was ecstatic until something in the rafters caught his eye.
"The belt is fake, all your base belong to us, love Hunter???"



Sorry man, I don't plan on posting them later :p
Lotsa peeps read the spoilers, and sometimes it works better if people have no idea wtf is going on in the pics.
Oh, and by the way....
<font size=10>*LMAFO!!!!!!*</font>

[Savio]

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/25.jpg
Chavo: who sucks now!?
Fans: YOU!!!!
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/18.jpg
Brock does an impression of HHH in vinces office.
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/11.jpg
Eddies up to his old tricks again.

[Corkscrewed]

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It didn't help that Big Show was whistling "Takin' out the trash" as he walked toward the edge of the ring.

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/17.jpg>
Show had it won until the ref clocked him with a nasty left.

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/18.jpg>
Hunter: "Admiral Lesnar?"
Brock: "Yes my lord."
Hunter: "You have failed me for the last time."
Brock: "But please, lemme ex--- gha..chacha...hahhhckhckagt!!!"

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/19.jpg>
Man. That musta been one heck of a tummy ache.

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What Paul Said: "Child, you are HEALED!!!!"
What Angle Heard: "Cool! I get to turn heel?"

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/21.jpg>
In trouble, Chavo unleashed the move vicious move ever: The Cajones Chomp.

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/22.jpg>
Eddie retaliated by absorbing Chavo into his crotch, Triple H style.

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/23.jpg>
Eddie: "Hey! You're standing, and I'm about to deliver a move!!!"
Chavo Sr.: *sigh*

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/24.jpg>
After this incident, Northern Lights Suplexes were banned as well.

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/25.jpg>
Chavo: "Point to your knees!!!!"
Eddie: "Holmes... that's just old. Get over it."

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/26.jpg>
Kurt: "Whew! All this refereeing is hard work. HEY RINGSIDE GUY! THROW ME A TAB!"

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/27.jpg>
Fans really knew Angle had turned heel when Rita decided to make her monster grow.

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/28.jpg>
Angle: "Hey Eddie! Here's another thing! AguascalientesBajaCaliforniaNorteBajaCaliforniaSurCampecheChiapasChihuahuaCoahuilaColimaDurangoFeder alDistrictGuanajuatoGuerreroHidalgoJaliscoMéxicoMichoacánMorelosNayaritNuevoLeónOaxacaPueblaQuerétar oQuintanaRooSanLuisPotosíSinaloaSonoraTabascoTamaulipasTlaxcalaVeracruzYucatánZacatecas!!"
Eddie: "Whoa! He knows EVERY country's states and provinces in alphabetical order!"

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/29.jpg>
Angle: "Okay, this is gonna be tricky. Now Mr. Yankem said that the incisors are the pointy ones... or were those molars?"

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Belty didn't like it when Kurt called him a homo.

[Rock Bottom]

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Cena: You can be my wingman anytime
Angle: Bullshit.....you can be mine

:lol:

Top Gun.

[Nowhere Man]

Man, El Santo was on FIRE this go round. I laughed so hard at the Soylent Green one that I accidentally woke up my roomie.

Anyways, I'd try my hand at it, but it's 1:30 in the morning right now, and I need sleep. I'll come back when my brain isn't fried (although mine are usually funnier when it is....I'm just afraid I'm gonna pass out at the keyboard in the middle of it)

[Shake]

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/01.jpg
Cena's impersonation of Jazz - "Look at me, I'm a woman with a penis!" - had gone too far, as her husband Rodney Mack's entrance proved.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/02.jpg
Vince knew that getting Tazz to conduct a Cena-Angle interview was a bad idea.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/03.jpg
Brian Hebner had a feather in his cap even his father couldn't boast - helping a tentacled mutant give birth to a bald little baby.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/04.jpg
"Steal my kneepad, bitch!" "So smooth and soft..."

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/05.jpg
"If you can read this, you're about to get Angle Slammed..."

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Cena's new gimmick "Shoehead" wasn't getting over, so he was put in a squash match. Being a true professional, he still tried to promote new Nike Shox to the camera.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/07.jpg
Angle's in for a surprise as Doug prepares his blue lightsaber.

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When people told Goldberg he had "chicken legs", Cena took it a bit too far - he'd tarred Goldberg's legs and was about to throw him in a bowl of feathers.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/09.jpg
After seeing his awesome genitals in the showers two years ago, Lance Storm forever haunted Kurt.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/10.jpg
I'm sorry Dawn, this is emotional for me... near the end it got pretty desperate. I was THIS far away from putting the title on YOU.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/11.jpg
Vince just KNEW that Eddie 'The Genie' Guerrero was going to be huge!

http://tomscott.ezhoster.com/stingbefore.jpg
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Sting's paper-cutting antics in the rafters were starting to piss Eddie off.

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Eddie looked very pleased with himself as his new genie powers came into use.
"Sting! You have three wishes!"
"I want to have the WWE Championship!"
"So much so... you'd even BE the championship?"
"Yes! I mean, no! Shit..."

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/14.jpg
Eddie waited a while for Big Show to recover from their opening pinfall-exchange spot.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/15.jpg
To try and combine the brain-power of TWO Guerreros in his title match against Eddie, Chavo had his Dad's head grafted onto him.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/16.jpg
After encountering the 7 feet tall security guards, Bob would think again about trying to steal anti-hair loss cream from the store.

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Holding Bob in place, Big Show only planned "Hit Hardcore Holly Day" for WWE's jobbers, but it seemed refs wanted a piece too.

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When somebody mentioned "Eddie", Brock started getting emotional about his favourite movie - Pluto Nash's box office failure had always been a sore spot.

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Medic: Looks like someone jumped the ref, but nobody's been caught yet. Hey you, stop standing around and deliver this news to Heyman! Hmm, this attack was probably down to referee politics. He obviously didn't have a talent for the game.
Chavo Sr: *opens eyes* I'M NOT EDWARD JAMES OLMOS, DAMNIT!

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After his encounter with Cena and the bar of soap a few weeks back, Paul had developed a fetish for soap products. "Kurt, your shirt is so soft... you must tell me the brand! NOW!"

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/21.jpg
After many conversations with HBK, Eddie had not-so-subtly managed to incorporate Extreme Preaching into his matches. "YOU HAVE THE POW-AH!"

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/22.jpg
Many things came with Eddie's newfound fame - including tabloid photographers coming from out of nowhere, looking for a gay scandal.

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After signing the wrestler with one leg, Vince though the timekeeper with Alzheimer's was a fantastic idea.

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Growing bored by the match, Darth Angle decided he wanted to break Chavo's back.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/25.jpg
Acting on the instructions of his watcher Hunter Giles Helmsley, Buffy the Cruiserweight Slayer planted a leg straight through the heart of Chavo.

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As part of "Make Like a Videogame" day, Angle gives us Hand Pacman and the Guerreros give us a male version of Fear Effect 2.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/27.jpg
Kurt had to smile to himself - he was about to unleash the best Louis Armstrong impersonation EVER.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/28.jpg
Kurt: "...what a wooonderful woooorld!"
Eddie: "...the hell?"

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/29.jpg
Angle just wasn't bothered about his role in "Titanic - The Musical" anymore, as the taxi waiting for him as soon as he finished proved.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/30.jpg
After Angle beat HHH for the title, Hunter's hand began getting withdrawal symptoms after a few minutes.

[Savio]

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/10.jpg
So Paul how BIG is it?

[Fryza]

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/01.jpg>

Kurt really wasn't impressed with Cena's "I Will Always Love You" cover.

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/02.jpg>

Kurt: I'm going to give you some advice. Don't go in the demon seas..
Cena: ...

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/03.jpg>

Basham A couldn't resist waving to his mother in the front row. That crazy show off.

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/04.jpg>

Ref: Just giving you the heads up. Any pushes you had or will ever have, has been transferred to Triple H's air time for RAW.

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/05.jpg>

Even nose to nose, the SmackDown! Championship Stare Down was a huge success. Until Triple H came down, and nailed the Pedigree once again for the win.

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/06.jpg>

Caught between a Mid-Carder humping his leg, and a ref telling him several bad jokes, Cena cried out in pain for someone, something, ANYTHING!

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/07.jpg>

Kurt: Okay, just do a spring board off the ropes, and I'll catch you..
Basham: I don't know Kurt...
Kurt: Aww, come on, do I look like Steve Richards, Rhyno, or Ric Flair?

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/08.jpg>

Basham: Hey, I can see my house from here!

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/09.jpg>

Kurt: So..uh..you wanna go the sushi bar later?
Cena: Naw, I think I'm just gonna go out to the China Wok...
Kurt: Can I come alo...
Cena: No, that's quite okay.

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/10.jpg>

Paul shows Dawn the "Hunter Battle Position."

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/11.jpg>

Wow...the Rock looks different...

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/12.jpg>

Eddie looked at the confettie falling, and laughed. He then spoke:

Eddie: Hey...wha' happen'?

(Rep to the reference)

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/13.jpg>

Eddie: Heh..'Ow ya' doin'?

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/14.jpg>

This is what happens when you don't pay your bills. You're left with just the pipes in your house as furniture.

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/15.jpg>

Chavo: Because you don't deserve to be here, in the great city of NEW ORLEANS!
Crowd: :| ... :mad: BOOOOO

[FourFifty]

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/30.jpg>
Hunter: ...and with that offering, Kurt, you shall never be burried!!!
Kurt: Oh thank you Hunter! Thank you!
Hunter:...sucker...
Kurt: WHAT!?!?!?
Hunter: <i><b><u>YOU QUESTION MY BOOKER T MOCKERY!!! YOU SHALL BE BURRIED!!!</i></b></u>

[Jeremy Christian]

Look at the attached files. Thanks to technological advances, we clearly see that Kurt Angle is played by a clean-shaven Goldberg.

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=569&stc=1

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=570&stc=1

[CBright7831]

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/27.jpg
This isn't a caption, but this is quite possibly the scariest Kurt Angle picture...ever.

[Corkscrewed]

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/27.jpg
Seeing... The Kurt wasn't as scary as seeing The Vince, but it was damn close.

[Azriel]

Gee, could that possibly be loopy's new avatar :lol:

[FourFifty]

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/16.jpg>
God: <strike>Holding up talent
Keeping talent down
A good match
A decent match</strike>
...What the hell is this...

[Corkscrewed]

Wait, unless I'm blind, I just realized he hasn't posted here this week. :eek:

[Champion of Europa]

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/27.jpg

Kurt tries out for the part of the Hob Goblin in Spider Man 3.

[Champion of Europa]

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/18.jpg>

...But Brock captured the role.

[loopydate]

Wait, unless I'm blind, I just realized he hasn't posted here this week. :eek:

I haven't. I've been fighting a cold the last couple of days, so I haven't been online much. I just tried to do a couple, and they were pretty bad. I'll try again later when my head's clearer.

[Loose Cannon]

I haven't. I've been fighting a cold the last couple of days, so I haven't been online much. I just tried to do a couple, and they were pretty bad. I'll try again later when my head's clearer.

Yeah, I took a little break this week too. I guess I just got a little captioned out. :-\

[Corkscrewed]

Hah! I AM THE LONGEST CONTINUOUS CAPTIONEER ON THE FORUMS!!!!


Wait, why the **** am I even pretending to be proud of that? :wtf:

[Loose Cannon]

Your the Ric Flair of Captions Cork.

[V]

god, these are so hilarious

[Corkscrewed]

Your the Ric Flair of Captions Cork.

I'M NOT A WOMAN DAMMIT!!!!

[loopydate]

Because I can't let Corky get too comfortable...

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/01.jpg

John Cena's gimmick was forever buried after the night he got the giggles.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/02.jpg

KURT: Belizeguatemalaelsalvadorhondurasnicaraguacostaricapanama...HOMO!
JOHN: Wait...that wasn't in alpha--
KURT: No. Better. Geographic order!
JOHN: Oh, no... Not another running gag...

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/03.jpg

Brian Hebner's Igor impression came to a crushing halt after Kurt informed him that there actually was no "Igor" character in Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. F</>ucking spoilsport...

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/04.jpg

Yes, kids, in honor of his upcoming match with Randy Orton in OVW, John Cena has been awarded his very own Telepathetic Helmet. Let's listen in...

KURT: Hmm...MontgomereyJuneauTucsonLittleRo--
DANNY: Owieowieowieowieowie
BRIAN: I *sob* can't believe I've been living a lie all these years...
JOHN: Damn, whatever cold medicine loopydate's taking to make his captions so incoherent...I want some!

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/05.jpg

JOHN: You can't see me!
KURT: You're right. I'm just seeing a blurry white mess.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/06.jpg

BRIAN: But...he did have a hunchback assistant, right?
JOHN: Oh, for Christ's sake... Why can't you be like your dad and just ring the bell?

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/07.jpg

Kurt played a little air-jug. This was going to be the best jamboree EVER!





Y'know what? I'm going to take a break before I embarass myself any further.

[Corkscrewed]

Get better, Loopy. I'll be honest and say those were nowhere near your best. And I know you won't mind. ;)

[Iceman90]

JOHN: Oh, for Christ's sake... Why can't you be like your dad and just ring the bell?


lol, that is good!

[Corkscrewed]

shit. whoops.

[loopydate]

Okay, I'm feeling a little better now. Gonna try it one more time.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/01.jpg

Kurt had to see if that "Paris Hilton" thing that everyone was talking about on RAW would work on SmackDown, too.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/02.jpg

JOHN: Uh, yo, Kurt. I don't think it counts as a staring contest if you're lookin' up my nose.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/03.jpg

Popeye knew he only had one chance: Hold up his hand and hope that Olive Oyl had good aim.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/04.jpg

BRIAN: Okay...RIGHT HAND BLUE!

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/05.jpg

Kurt Angle always thought that the metal plate he had installed in his skull after his neck surgery could be a detriment...but he never expected John Cena to have a magnetic plate installed in his.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/06.jpg

The ref often had to slide in to remind John that being in the middle of a half-crab is not the ideal time to break into his rendition of "Hold On To The Night."

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/07.jpg

Basham decided that he wanted to be a Cruiserweight, too. Unfortunately, no one told him that for a plancha to work, there...needs to be someone on the floor.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/08.jpg

Tired of the Fire Marshall Bill jokes, John Cena decides to try some new faces.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/09.jpg

KURT: Wow! That's a killer John Cena face!
JOHN: ...

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/10.jpg

Paul hoped that his whistling would distract Dawn long enough for his invisible hook to undo the other side of her top.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/11.jpg

The Giant Eddie Guerrero wrapped his arms around his chest, trying to keep warm. What did he expect? He's wearing nothing but a vest...in New York City...in February!

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Eddie was touched by the gesture until he learned that the confetti was made up of the U.N. Charter and various international treaties with former U.S. Presidents' signatures.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/13.jpg

VO: Eddie Guerrero, you've just won the WWE Illegal Immigrant Title. What are you going to do now?
EDDIE: I'm goin' to Gitmo, ese!

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/14.jpg

The WWE Ring-Rope Hammock, now available at ShopZone!

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Eddie needed to be careful. He was starting to use the Butterfly Effect at random.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/16.jpg

HOLLY: Um...Paul...? Why is there a big red "X" under your feet?
SHOW: Forget the "X." Why is there a safe in the rafters?

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/17.jpg

Ahhh... Nice to know things are back to normal in WWE.

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BROCK: I...I never thought I'd say this, but... I've...I've been unfaithful. I...I've been watching the "Booh Bahs." *Sniff* I'm so sorry, Tinky Winky!

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/19.jpg

MAN IN BLACK: Chavo Guerrero! Wow, I'm your biggest fan! It's such a thrill to meet you!
MEDIC: Um...he's unconscious.
MAN IN BLACK: Could I have your autograph?

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/20.jpg

PAUL: Here's a shirt. Wear it.
KURT: I don't understand.
PAUL: For God's sake, Kurt, either get some manscaping done, or put this freakin' shirt on!
KURT: Am I ref now?
PAUL: Yeah, yeah, whatever. You're a ref. Just...

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/21.jpg

WWE debuts their newest Shock-TV gimmick: HIA (Hot Incestual Action).

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/22.jpg

Taking one of my captions from a couple of weeks ago too seriously, Chavo decides that he'll do an Alabamaslam. Unfortunately, he failed to realize two things:
1) Brock isn't the champion anymore.
2) He's already IN a title match.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/23.jpg

CHAVO: You're like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there!
EDDIE: What the--? OH! You ARE Edward James Olmos! Orale, I knew it, vato loco!

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/24.jpg

KURT: Help! Eddie! Jaws has me! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
EDDIE: What's Dr. Jho's number, Chavito?
KURT: NOOOOOOOOO! We're gonna need a bigger boat!

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/25.jpg

Chavo wails in agony after he joins the ranks of SmackDown superstars who have totally botched the Giant Swing.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/26.jpg

I'm sorry, I'd caption this picture, but I'm entirely too distracted by the woman in pink in the front row who is turning into Afa.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/27.jpg

KURT: She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what's being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it.
CHAVO: Hello, Dr. Jho? He's quoting "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" again.

-EDIT- Whoops. Meant to click "Preview."

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/28.jpg

KURT: Huh-huh. Mexicans are cool.
EDDIE: I'm worried about you, homes...

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/29.jpg

KURT: I'll never let go, Jack... I'll never let go.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/30.jpg

This photograph proves what we all feared: Kurt saw the Vince.

[Loose Cannon]

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/12.jpg

Eddie was touched by the gesture until he learned that the confetti was made up of the U.N. Charter and various international treaties with former U.S. Presidents' signatures.


http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/17.jpg

Ahhh... Nice to know things are back to normal in WWE.


http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/021904/images/28.jpg

KURT: Huh-huh. Mexicans are cool.
EDDIE: I'm worried about you, homes..


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Welcome Back loopy

[loopydate]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Welcome Back loopy

Thanks, LC. You have no idea how much I've been wanting to do these all week, but...f</>ucking immune system...

[Corkscrewed]

Indeed.