SmackDown Captions (02/19/04)

[FourFifty]

Alrighty, SmackDown hasn’t even aired in America yet… It’s 3:30pmish here, and the pics are up! Once again, sorry for the Matt Hardy post… That just sucked.

Cena: Come on Kurt! Let’s get this promo done with! I gotta use the little boys room!


Kurt: So Triple H and HBK think they’re the only ones that can do the vase, huh?
Cena: You said it best Kurt, It’s true.


Right now is not the best time for the ref to try to seduce the wrestlers.


Ref: Well Basham, I have some good news and I have some bad news…
Basham: What’s the bad news?
Ref: It looks like since your team lost the tag team titles you’ll be as over as the team of Taka and Barry Horwitz… But the good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geicko!


Kurt: Come on Cena! You’re not even trying to do the vase!
Cena: That’s because that gag only works with the right camera angle!


Sally Struthers Voice Over: After a few months of turning face, this potential main eventer is getting ready to be buried, but please, you could help. Just dial 1-800-Mid-Carder for more information. He’s reaching out to you… will you reach out?


As Kurt carried the invisible sandwich the Basham was stuck to the ropes because of Rhyno’s and the SmackDown fist came to destroy everything while God looked on.
Vince: Now this is good booking!


No Vince, it’s not good booking. Just look at the fan in the black shirt falling asleep.


Kurt: See! Now you’re getting the vase joke right!
Cena: The fans can’t see it.
Kurt: You don’t have to do that “can’t see me” bit with the vase! The vase speaks for itself!
Cena: -sigh- Whatever, Kurt. Now get off my ass about the vase.


At this point Paul was very thankful for his hand held mirror.


Vince: The WrestleMania XX Cartoon! Everyone likes cartoons! That’s a great idea Hunter!
Hunter: Anything to make Raw more credible than SmackDown, I mean help out the company.


Pieces of the “all midcarders must be buried” clause fell from the ceiling as Sean O’Haire used them as confetti.


Eddie: Come on! Let’s party, ese! Let’s live it up before Vince sees a credible wrestler with the title!
Belty: I’m so happy, I could cry…
Eddie: Same here Belty… Same he… A TALKING BELT!?!?!?


The new WWE lawn furniture wasn’t getting over.


Chavo Jr: See Eddie! We can be a team!
Belty: Shut up, Midcarder!!! You stupid midcarder!!! I’ll bury you!!!
Chavo Jr: -GASP!!!- Eddie!!!
Eddie: I’m sorry ese! It wasn’t me talking! It was the belt!
Chavo Jr: Belts don’t talk!