Although this probably won't be appreciated...

[Nark Order]

My friends and I have done FYW (Front Yard Wrestling) for years and we had Wrestlefest 12 a month or two ago. We used to do it when we were like 14 years old and we thought we were hot shit. Now we do it to hang with friends and uphold tradition. It's about a 5 minute highlight video. See if you can guess which one is me. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erHwj2dyLCg

[MLW]

You killed my internet :(
Seriosly...about half way into it...my browser crashed :(

And my only conclusion must be...that the intrawebs hate you :nono:

Oh and by the way...I think you are the guy getting the...terrible ddt(?) in the start of the vid :)

[Nark Order]

Tb1 is also in this btw

[The One]

Idiot.

(I didn't even watch it)

[Nark Order]

Idiot.

(I didn't even watch it)

:kiss:

[Xero]

Yard tard.

(I didn't even watch it)

[IC Champion]

*posts*

[KingofOldSchool]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[Blitz]

What Xero said.

I'll watch it later when I need a laugh.

[Xero]

Going to bet at least three of the following moves were performed in that video (remember, I haven't watched it):

Dive off of something, likely a ladder
Piledriver (Probably Tombstone)
DDT
Powerbomb (More than likely a few)
Chokeslam
Hitting someone with plywood/some type of wood like a chair
Pedigree
Stunner

Someone tell me if I'm right.

[Nark Order]

Eh, I stand by it. Fun to do on spare time, not terribly dangerous, a reason to get friends together, and another way to embarrass the hell out of my girlfriend.

[IC Champion]

Going to bet at least three of the following moves were performed in that video (remember, I haven't watched it):

Dive off of something, likely a ladder
Piledriver (Probably Tombstone)
DDT
Powerbomb (More than likely a few)
Chokeslam
Hitting someone with plywood/some type of wood like a chair
Pedigree
Stunner

Someone tell me if I'm right.
I watched but 45 seconds and then shit it off, just for a good laugh, and in those 45 seconds, I can confirm seeing those moves performed.

[KingofOldSchool]

One time...I did a 933 press into a powerbomb onto a board full of nails ridden with tetnus that was lit on fire.

[Xero]

One time...I did a 933 press into a powerbomb onto a board full of nails ridden with tetnus that was lit on fire.
Oh yeah? Well one time I gave someone a 1058 Vertabreaker off a highrise building through 50 tables covered in thumbtacks and bums.

[weather vane]

I thought it was good.

[Nark Order]

Oh yeah? Well one time I gave someone a 1058 Vertabreaker off a highrise building through 50 tables covered in thumbtacks and bums.

That's in the video. Watch it.

[Xero]

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[Blitz]

K watched it. Christ. Even for Yard Tards you guys are sloppy.

And doing on on solid ground. Smart guys. God, even the 14 year old tards who do this are usually smart enough to use a mattress or something.

And was that Limp Bizkit playing in the background? What's the matter with you?

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh yeah? Well one time I gave someone a 1058 Vertabreaker off a highrise building through 50 tables covered in thumbtacks and bums.

Psh whateva.

I was chokeslammed from the top of the Sears Tower all the way onto 300 railroad spikes covered with sulfuric acid and STILL managed to get up and get a *** match out of The Great Khali.

WHAT-EVA!

[Nark Order]

I thought it was good.

Yeah, I don't know why everyone is being so hard. When anybody hears backyard wrestling they freak the fuck out here but it's not like we're doing powerbombs off the roof onto shotguns or anything.

Chill Out guys.

[Xero]

All I know is that anyone who actually does that shit deserves to get their neck broken.

[KingofOldSchool]

All I know is that anyone who actually does that shit deserves to get their neck broken.

They don't deserve to steal Owen Hart's gimmick.


:shifty:

[Blitz]

Going to bet at least three of the following moves were performed in that video (remember, I haven't watched it):

Dive off of something, likely a ladder
Didn't see any dives, lots of slams onto them tho.
Piledriver (Probably Tombstone)
Didn't see any
DDT
Yep.
Powerbomb (More than likely a few)
Many.
Chokeslam
Possibly, or else it was a shitty Rock Bottom.
Hitting someone with plywood/some type of wood like a chair
Nope. Just used chairs instead.
Pedigree
Yep.
Stunner
Yep.

[Nark Order]

ROFL @ professional criticism to something we do for fun.

[Xero]

Psh whateva.

I was chokeslammed from the top of the Sears Tower all the way onto 300 railroad spikes covered with sulfuric acid and STILL managed to get up and get a *** match out of The Great Khali.

WHAT-EVA!
Pfft, I was powerbombed off the space station into the grand canyon filled with a mixture of magma, battery acid, rabid dogs and piranhas and still managed to photoshop Ultimate Warrior and Brock Lesnar's faces onto gay porn, post it on the internet in front of Brock Lesnar and proceeded to make them to kiss each other.

[Blitz]

Yeah, I don't know why everyone is being so hard. When anybody hears backyard wrestling they freak the fuck out here but it's not like we're doing powerbombs off the roof onto shotguns or anything.

Chill Out guys.
You're doing powerbombs onto solid ground, and through pieces of wood near chairs. At least once I thought one of the dudes getting bombed was gonna get a broken neck. You're doing F5's and DVDs and other shit that's dangerous on it's own, let alone getting done on a ladder or some shit. Even stuff like DDTs and suplexes can fuck you up. And you guys are doing them without training. On solid ground.

If you think this isn't dangerous, you're bigger idiot then I've given you credit for.

[XL]

I have to say (begrudgingly) that that was enjoyable.

I've sen a lot worse and a lot more dangerous stuff. Also I loved the fact you were doing it in your FRONT yard.

No rep for you though...you're still a tard.

[XL]

You're doing F5's...
Well...most of em were more like body slams with the guy doing it diving out of the way.

[Nark Order]

You're doing powerbombs onto solid ground, and through pieces of wood near chairs. At least once I thought one of the dudes getting bombed was gonna get a broken neck. You're doing F5's and DVDs and other shit that's dangerous on it's own, let alone getting done on a ladder or some shit. Even stuff like DDTs and suplexes can fuck you up. And you guys are doing them without training. On solid ground.

If you think this isn't dangerous, you're bigger idiot then I've given you credit for.

We've been doing this for over 6 years on and off and not one person has gotten hurt ever. Honestly, I'm not going to sit here and say that it can't happen because it can but you're severely dramaticizing the situation. You're making it sound like we're busting each other on cement. We are on a lawn. A soft, squishy lawn. We are not running around wrecklessly and carelessly throwing each other around. Alot of the moves we do are less force and more about reacting. I refuse to sit here and defend and condone backyard wrestling to you guys because it's clearly a losing battle but seriously, you are blowing things way out of proportion. I have seen many 'yard tards' before try to impress everybody by busting glass over peoples heads, getting thrown off the roof, and getting dropped on their heads countless times. As you can see, none of that is featured in this video. And if at times the moves look sloppy, it is because we are doing them in a way that protects us from harm. In retrospect, compare some of the BYW videos to this one and you'll realize that everything is much more tame and more about acting and reacting.

I am done.

[KingofOldSchool]

We've been doing this for over 6 years on and off and not one person has gotten hurt ever.

I knew someone who did cocaine for years, but she never OD'ed so I guess that makes up for her total lack of stupidity.

[KingofOldSchool]

And if at times the moves look sloppy, it is because we are doing them in a way that protects us from harm.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

So THAT'S why Amy Dumas botched everything!


:roll:

[Nark Order]

I knew someone who did cocaine for years, but she never OD'ed so I guess that makes up for her total lack of stupidity.

Way to pick off pieces of what I said.

[Nark Order]

Eh, I'm done. I like the video.

If you like it, you like it. If you don't, you don't.

I'll leave it at that.

[KingofOldSchool]

Way to pick off pieces of what I said.

What?

Junior, that was the first thing that you said, then you said you weren't going to argue with us.

[Crossrine]

Gotta say I'm a little impressed at the fact you did it all without padding, but you couldn't find anywhere else to do it but your front yard??

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

lol pretty stupid to be doing that type of stuff, but that was a pretty entertaining video

[el fregadero]

The guys in the second match were selling the moves wonderfully.

[Xero]

Gotta say I'm a little impressed at the fact you did it all without padding, but you couldn't find anywhere else to do it but your front yard??
Questions from the Yard Tard expert.

[Nark Order]

Gotta say I'm a little impressed at the fact you did it all without padding, but you couldn't find anywhere else to do it but your front yard??

Preference. We like taunting cars.

[CSL]

<font color=white>Considering how the moves are sold, I'm shocked nobody's been hurt before. Go get some training man. There's gotta be somewhere in travelling distance from where you are. Just don't mention the backyard stuff.

That said, I'm totally ripping off one of the move's from that :P </font>

[Nark Order]

The two in the second match are actually in training right now. The rest of us will be going shortly.

[CSL]

The two in the second match are actually in training right now.

<font color=white>You can kinda tell.</font>

[Tb1]

I was in the second match. I'm the guy that was sucking cock.

[Funky Fly]

I'm sure you've heard this plenty of times in this thread already, but it must be said at least one more time:

u r dum, kid

[Tb1]

I enjoy playing with myself. Your opinion doesn't matter to me as long as I've got lefty and righty to keep me company.

[.44 Magdalene]

<font color=white>Go get some training man. </font>

[owenbrown]

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A PSA to live by. :y: :y:

[Nark Order]

A PSA to live by. :y: :y:

I wasn't at home, thank you very much.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Pretty sweet

[Funky Fly]

I enjoy myself. Your opinion doesn't matter to me.
Oh really? http://www.kapoutland.net/phpBB2/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif

[Dorkchop]

The video was ok. I'm a little surprised you did the moves right on the grass and not find any sort of padding to do the moves on.

I preferred the first match because there was no one going through plywood. I'm not against backyard wrestling if it's just a couple of guys doing moves for fun on a trampoline or matresses or something. Overall I found it a lot safer than most yard wrestling I've seen.

[Tb1]

I was in the second match. I'm the guy that was sucking cock.

You want me to post that video too? You think the wrestling was unsafe, you should check this jem out.

[Funky Fly]

You want me to post that video too? You think the wrestling was unsafe, you should check this jem out.
Backyard gay porn. Oh, baby. :drool: