TNA Tread for 3/27/08

[BigDaddyCool]

Can we make it 20 pages today? Plus there will be wrestling!

[Destor]

Nice tread you got here.

[Innovator]

i mean we could

[Innovator]

we have the right peopel

[Innovator]

plus it's live

[BigDaddyCool]

i mean with the 3 of us, we could do it.

[Outsider]

I wanna watch TNA, but we don't get it here until Saturday, when the g/f will want to watch a film or something.

Balls.

Fucking yanks.

[BigDaddyCool]

it will be easy

[Mr. JL]

I want to help

[BigDaddyCool]

Shut it outsider

[Mr. JL]

This show should be a disaster

[BigDaddyCool]

Well you did JL.

[Heros Welcome]

Its LIVE, and I'm back to the thread after a 2 week hiatus! 20 pages..lets do it

[BigDaddyCool]

It always is.

[BigDaddyCool]

I'm watching something called Roadside Revaltions. This old guy is crazy.

[Ruien]

Hmmm tempting..... Should I bother this week?

[BigDaddyCool]

hurry up, lets get 1 page before it starts.

[Destor]

Dunno if I'll be here for the show guys. BUT I WILL TRY.

[Destor]

SPAM TIME

[BigDaddyCool]

You better Ruien, we made a pack last week. or pact.

[Destor]

TNA WILKL PROBABLY SUCK

[BigDaddyCool]

SPAM TIME

Fried spam?

[Destor]

What new?

[Ruien]

Last weeks Impact was half decent saying the best, but the 2 weeks before it was really good.

[Destor]

Fried spam?
*and eggs

[Destor]

Anything advertized for tonight?

[Heros Welcome]

Other than Sting, it doesn't look promising. Also if Shelley loses to Devine, I'm going to punt my tv

[BigDaddyCool]

*and eggs

Shit yeah, spammbled eggs.

[BigDaddyCool]

damnit

[Destor]

nice

[BigDaddyCool]

I'm hungery

[BigDaddyCool]

only 9 more

[BigDaddyCool]

post for this page

[BigDaddyCool]

come on

[Destor]

penis

[BigDaddyCool]

damnit, didn't get a page before it started.

[Heros Welcome]

What are the odds on a Train Wreck?

[BigDaddyCool]

meh, we are still off to a good start, and TNA crossed the line!

[Destor]

Gotta go, I'll try to return later in the show

[BigDaddyCool]

What are the odds on a Train Wreck?

They are starting with a train wreck

[Destor]

Sorry guys

[BigDaddyCool]

Gotta go, I'll try to return later in the show

Taco bell? Get me a bean burrito?:D

[Destor]

DONE

[Heros Welcome]

They can't even start with a proper open? Jesus, feels taped already

[BigDaddyCool]

Every Impact is the biggest impact.

[BigDaddyCool]

They can't even start with a proper open? Jesus, feels taped already

totally.

[BigDaddyCool]

We can vote to see who is going to job to kong tonight?

[Mr. JL]

So TNA's first live television show and they can't even give Kurt Angle a real match?

[BigDaddyCool]

Can't we see all these thing he just mentioned in any match he just mentioned?

[Heros Welcome]

ANYONE GUNNA VOTE!!!?....

[BigDaddyCool]

Tomko is a great straight man.

[Mr. JL]

AJ's still being a little bitch I see

[BigDaddyCool]

ANYONE GUNNA VOTE!!!?....

not me

[BigDaddyCool]

I wonder if I can get to 32123 tonight?

[Ruien]

Sigh.... Well at least Petey and Stiener should be soon.

[Ruien]

And this match should be decent.

[BigDaddyCool]

Is every match going to be annoucned as live?

[Heros Welcome]

Lets go Shelley! I really don't feel like changing the channel just yet

[Mr. JL]

2 Segments plus 1 match coming up so far without one commercial break.

[Ruien]

BDC, I hit like 300+ post last week, you better hit at least 100.

[BigDaddyCool]

What was that stiener thing?

[Ruien]

Where is his teammate? And where the hell was everyone last week when it was Volc and I?

[BigDaddyCool]

I hit your mom last week.

[BigDaddyCool]

That was a bulldog, not a ddt

[Heros Welcome]

Its a bulldog DW...a bulldog

[Ruien]

Stiener has taken Petey Williams under his wing, and whenever Petey messed up Stiener puts a bag over his head and beats the piss out of him.

[BigDaddyCool]

This match is tame

[Innovator]

ok back, sorry

[Innovator]

one fuck up so far

[Ruien]

I really hate when people wrestle in street cloths.

[Mr. JL]

LOL.. the lights go out for Sting mid match .......LOL

[Innovator]

ITS STING! NOPE

[Ruien]

Were they going slow, just for the Sting thing? God I hope they pick up the pace.

[Volchok]

Wooo i'm here for this fun night.

[Innovator]

nice suicide dive

[BigDaddyCool]

Stiener has taken Petey Williams under his wing, and whenever Petey messed up Stiener puts a bag over his head and beats the piss out of him.

No, they fucked up and showed the stiener/bpp video when they should have started with MCMG video for like a second

[Innovator]

what the fuckis with those fans

[McLegend]

I didn't know Alex Shelly is known as Big Poppa Pump now.

[BigDaddyCool]

2 fucks ups.

[Ruien]

Someone go vote for Velvet Sky 20 times, should be enough to win.

[Heros Welcome]

VELVET SKY

[Innovator]

Phantom Menance sucked a whole new level of ass

[Volchok]

I'm a huge fan of Shelly. He is the goods.

[Innovator]

VELVET BABY

[McLegend]

lol could they really go 4 segments in less then 20 mintues?

[Ruien]

Star Wars is so old.

[Innovator]

Shelley and Sabin are awesome, new age Midnight Express

[Ruien]

HI VOLC!

[Innovator]

Star Wars is still awesome

[Mr. JL]

lol could they really go 4 segments in less this 20 mintues?
yep

[Innovator]

at least the old ones

[Innovator]

6 segments in 20 minutes

[Ruien]

Fyi, we are so not hitting 20 pages. 10 min already in ><. Inno pick it up!

[Innovator]

i can definitely see it

[Mr. JL]

if u count the shot of the women's locker room they've already done 4

[BigDaddyCool]

I bet they are going to have every match with at least 1 commersal break

[Volchok]

That movie looks cool.

[Ruien]

Inno, what happened in the last 5 minutes of Smallville tonight?

[Innovator]

TNA is weird live

[Volchok]

Hi Ruien!!!

[McLegend]

if u count the shot of the women's locker room they've already done 4

I will only count it as another segment unless they fully go to it.

I will give them some leeway.

[Ruien]

Just go watch Rounders imo. The idea of a blackjack movie is lame to me.

[Volchok]

Yeah what happend during smallville my fatass uncle was playing wii during it.

[Volchok]

Yeah, idk it just looks cool.

[Innovator]

Lionel pleaded to Chloe to get her to get Clark is listen to Jor-El, but Chloe no sold him

Clark has Lana in a hospital, she still has the eyes, then she said "Kal El, it's too late"

[McLegend]

Ok now over/under 1.5

How many people Kurt Angle will legit hurt tonight?

[Innovator]

Devine sucks a lot of ass, and cock

[Innovator]

at least 5

[Ruien]

Wii!!! I just got it, well technically I will recieve it in 1 week when I go home. Personally the only game that seems interesting is Zelda, but I love Zelda games.

[BigDaddyCool]

TNA is already annoucning their next ppv before lockdown even starts or is finalized?

[McLegend]

Devine sucks a lot of ass, and cock

You think Christy Hemme does to?

[Innovator]

But Randy is gonna own him

[Innovator]

Hemme absolutely

[Volchok]

Lets go Shelly....Lets go Shelly!!!

[Ruien]

Shelley is looking decent.

[BigDaddyCool]

up to 3.

[Innovator]

who the fuck goes for a backslide in 2008?

[Innovator]

non clean finish count for the night: 1

[Ruien]

BOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[Volchok]

Damn i can't even keep up with everyone.. far to lazy to spam this week.

[Heros Welcome]

O COME ON!!!

[BigDaddyCool]

Someone is punting a tv.

[Volchok]

GOD DAMN IT!

[Innovator]

CURRY MAN

[Volchok]

ARGGG!!!!

[Heros Welcome]

What a joke

*punts tv*

[Innovator]

OMG VAL BABYBABY

[Ruien]

Thats going to be better than the MITB match.

[Volchok]

she's so ugly... imo.

[BigDaddyCool]

Do they have to do this dating crap?

[Innovator]

what a wuss

[Innovator]

he's doing 135

[Volchok]

idk maybe not. lol

[BigDaddyCool]

What is the point of this?

[Ruien]

ROFL.

[Innovator]

wuss

[Volchok]

what was the point?

[Volchok]

don west is such a bitch.

[Innovator]

Don West I hate you

[Mr. JL]

was that supposed 2 b funny?

[BigDaddyCool]

Why can't they keep cameras steady?

[Ruien]

I think its something that will build to something in a few months. The idea may pan out.

[Innovator]

i wish death upon that man

[Testicle]

What is the point of this?

Since when has TNA done stuff that has a point?

[Volchok]

lol cyber sunday much?

[Innovator]

tripods cost oney BDC

[Heros Welcome]

Don West I hate you

[Innovator]

Crystal is looking mighty fine tonight

[BigDaddyCool]

Booker T is spitting on the camera.

[Ruien]

The Booker T vs Roode will be good.

Kong vs someone will be fun to watch, depending on the wrestler picked.

Kurt Angle crap looks retarded, but its where Sting will get thrown in.

What else is going on?

[Volchok]

now Sharmel is one ugly bitch!

[BigDaddyCool]

you dig sucka?

[Innovator]

people its almost 30 minutes in and we only have a few pages

[Mr. JL]

nothing like an angry black man who WANTS BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[Volchok]

lol Jackie Chan kickin ass again.

[Innovator]

Kong better kill someone

[Heros Welcome]

I think TNA Nation is going to get together and MAKE SURE its a First Blood match...so it can end with a bloody arm...

[BigDaddyCool]

Jet Li and Jackie Chan, for reals?

[Innovator]

preferrably Angle

[Innovator]

Forbidden Kingdom wil be awesome

[Ruien]

THere are a lot of people posting tonight. Never seen this many.

[Mr. JL]

didn't Jet Li quit the movie business like a year or two ago???

[BigDaddyCool]

WE have 5 pages yet?

[Volchok]

i hate rhapsody commercials.

[Innovator]

fucking ryan phillipe

[McLegend]

I'm predictiing right now.

Bobbly Lashley comes out tonight.

[BigDaddyCool]

sweet, 5 pages in 30 minutes, we are going to get 20

[Ruien]

didn't Jet Li quit the movie business like a year or two ago???

He quit making a certain type of movie. I forget how he explained it, but it was just a way to sell his Fearless movie.

[Innovator]

The pace can always get picked up

[Volchok]

The one commercial i love though is the Sobe water commercials with the lizards dancing... yesss!!

[BigDaddyCool]

I'm predictiing right now.

Bobbly Lashley comes out tonight.

And gets fired for being black.

[Innovator]

MILA KUNIS!

[Volchok]

Lol Lashley... just lol.

[Innovator]

So thats where she has been

[Innovator]

Lashley comes out, I cry

[Volchok]

Spike needs to start playing good movies again...

[Ruien]

Bobby will not show. He isn't worth TNAs time, Kurt Angle will make sure of that.

[Ruien]

Lol at the shout out of live tv.

[Volchok]

wtf did Devine steals Shellys past gimmick?

[Innovator]

they are having sound problems I think

[Innovator]

holy shit Tazz grew 6 inches, turned white, and got fatter

[Ruien]

WWE woulda totally forgot about the destroying the X-Division thing. Props to TNA.

[Jeritron]

Is Lashley even eligible to appear on tv outside of WWE yet?

[Volchok]

lol TESTIFY!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr. JL]

Nothing like WCW, ECW and WWE references on TNA

[BigDaddyCool]

I love how Bubba over exaggerates his role in ECW and WWE.

[Ruien]

Devon is gold.

[Innovator]

where did Devon go?!?!

[Volchok]

Lol this Sting shit reeks of Undertaker smackdown promos.

[Innovator]

NOW you air the Steiner video

[Mr. JL]

HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAR IF YA HEAR MEEEEEEEE

[Ruien]

PETEY WILLIAMS!!! Not posting while this is going on, I will be acually watching 100%.

[BigDaddyCool]

Hahahaha, The Highlanders are watching TNA.

[Volchok]

WHAT THE FUCK!

[Innovator]

PETEY!...and Steiner

[Jeritron]

lol at that highlander being there. How pathetic is showing him though

[Heros Welcome]

was that fuckin ROBBIE!?

[Innovator]

WWE told their werstlers to stay away from TNA

[Mr. JL]

lol @ STeiner drownign and electrocuting Petey

[Volchok]

WHAT IS THAT WOMAN WEARING!

[BigDaddyCool]

Stiener better roid out.

[Innovator]

LAX LAX LAX HOMICIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

[Heros Welcome]

LAX

[BigDaddyCool]

was that fuckin ROBBIE!?

Yeah, he just got fired.

[Innovator]

HOMICIDE HOMICIDE HOMICIDE

[Mr. JL]

LLLLLLLLLAtin American Xchange

[Volchok]

lol does LAX have their own entrance ramp?

[Innovator]

Awesome Boobage by Shelly

[Volchok]

btw LAX is the goods.

[Heros Welcome]

Love to see me a copkilla on LIVE TV

[Innovator]

cause LAX is awesome

[Innovator]

We need some LARIATS and a COPKILLA

[Volchok]

lol mexican superman.

[Innovator]

LARIAT

[BigDaddyCool]

They are just pissing stiener off

[Innovator]

Inno also wants a tope con hilo

[Volchok]

what are they talking about with the confrentations.

[Heros Welcome]

Too bad we can't see Rakah Khan take a bordertoss

[Mr. JL]

steiner looked like he was about to cry there

[Innovator]

preferrably on that huge black chick

[Volchok]

I wonder how many jobbers are scouting tna LIVE!

[BigDaddyCool]

Stiner is the greatest of all time.

[Innovator]

Steiner is gonna meat out

[Innovator]

MEAT OUT STEINER

[Volchok]

awesome... minute long beep is what i wanted.

[Innovator]

Cmon Notorious 187

[Volchok]

WTF what is going on with TNA fans? WWE marks?

[Heros Welcome]

ACE CRUSHER

[Innovator]

I expect nothing less from Steiner, maybe a two minute long bleep

[Innovator]

Cmon Hotstuff, toss Petey like its going out of style

[Volchok]

lol did he just say she has balls?

[Volchok]

lol LAX are awesome. GIVE THEM THE WIN!

[BigDaddyCool]

Stiener, just get up and roid out

[Innovator]

SUPERMEX

[Volchok]

NO!!! YES!!!!

[Volchok]

WOOOOO

[Ruien]

GIVE PETEY A FN WIN DAMNIT.

[Innovator]

DAMMIT I WANTED A COP KILLA

But a Homicide win works

[BigDaddyCool]

Stiener should just kill them all.

[Innovator]

Rory is getting released soon

[Volchok]

awesome.

[Innovator]

DAMMIT

[BigDaddyCool]

Still with the NAO?

[Heros Welcome]

Fuck you VKM, Piss break time

[BigDaddyCool]

What is Billy Gunns' real name?

[Volchok]

enough of this shit.

[Volchok]

Monty Kip Sopp i think

[Heros Welcome]

Yes it is Monty Sopp

[Volchok]

i hate this commercial... all of them.

[Mr. JL]

what the fuck... go to a extreme wide shot during a high impact move off the to rope