Is Chris "Y2J" Jericho (aka Y2J) still around

[road doggy dogg]

I hadn't watched a minute of wrestling since the episode of Raw when he came back, and it was immense. Is he world champion?

BREAK THE WALLS DOWN
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[Indifferent Clox]

He currentley holds the ECW wwe and World championship belts

crossrine's mind only

[road doggy dogg]

Exquisite. Who did he throttle at Wrestlemania?
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[Indifferent Clox]

Chavo, Undertaker, Ric Flair, Shawn Michaels, Hulk, Hogan, The dead body of Chris Benoit, Vince, John Cena. Randy Orton, Triple H, crossrine

and Bryan Danielson.

[addy2hotty]

He's also getting pops bigger than the whole of the roster combined.

This single reason was why DX disbanded again.

[Hanso Amore]

I heard he was getting suspended under the wellness policy, something about pissing excellence.

[Fabien Barthez]

Tonight on RAW, he will actually be wrestling (and putting over) a broomstick, in order to prove the theory correct on world class technical wrestlers.

[KingofOldSchool]

He dug up the corpse of Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit and defeated them both on a ***** 1/2 match.

[Savio]

He's also getting pops bigger than the whole of the roster combined.

This single reason was why DX disbanded again.Did DX come back? I saw them in the bottom right hand corner telling me to suck while watching USA.

[Theo Dious]

I heard he was getting suspended under the wellness policy, something about pissing excellence.

He also tested positive for awesomeness and had elevated levels of sexy. :shifty:

[Theo Dious]

He dug up the corpse of Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit and defeated them both on a ***** 1/2 match.

That's a load of shit.
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He didn't dig them up, he stamped his foot and they shot out of the ground.

[Indifferent Clox]

He has his own show now, thursday night jericho in which he wrestles himself in 8 comepletley different and entertaining matches. He give promos against himself, forms stables with himself, and holds at least 5 titles whenever he isn't holding another one.

[Anybody Thrilla]

He's about to feud with Shawn Michaels.






























.....what? That's it. Am I not doing it right?

[BigDaddyCool]

They are planning to have Jericho defeat Samoa Joe to win the TNA title along with holding all the WWE titles so he can be the first interpromotional undisputed champion.

[Indifferent Clox]

he's also reforming the beatles.

Covering the first four sabbath albums,
remaking the last two matrix films,
and eventually gonna die on a cross for our sins, but this time when he rises three days later... ITS FOR GOOD.

[The Optimist]

/Anybody Thrilla
I lol'ed.

[Vastardikai]

He survived a Roundhouse Kick from Chuck Norris after beating Anderson Silva in a "Who can Knee their opponent in the head Hardest" contest.

[Indifferent Clox]

his shit smells like roses, no seriously he wrestled sid in a first shit match, won and then shit himself anyway just to prove it.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Now he actually does a new finishing move. He makes a real lion come out of his chest when he is about to hit the Lionsault, and it devours the opponent, and adds a few hundred pounds of impact to the move.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Chris Jericho traveled back in time and was bitten by a werewolf, but Jericho didn't turn into a werewolf; the werewolf turned into Chris Jericho. This cause a massive concentration of awesomeness that split the continents and sunk Atlantis.

Many say that Jericho knew he had to do this and traveled back in time for the very purpose of creating the world as we know it.

[Fabien Barthez]

You're funny.

[BigDaddyCool]

I hear Jericho sleeps 8 hours a night and tends to eat 3 meals a day...wait no that is fairly common.

But I did hear he got Steph preggers without sleeping with her.

[Hanso Amore]

I thought Jericho was the left arm of Voltron?

[Indifferent Clox]

Jericho is the missile in the ironman movie

speaking of which Jericho went to the future and saw the apocolypse, he came back and tried to tell the world about it but was stuck in a crappy match against JBL and therefore no one would listen so he killed them all it was then that he realized it was he who was the cause of the apocolypse.

[Hanso Amore]

God you suck Clox

[Indifferent Clox]

That's the story for ironman the song you dolt.

[Indifferent Clox]

and the missile in the ironman movie is called jericho.

[Xero]

Jericho is stealing Mitch Hedberg jokes for his gimmick.

For example, he walked up to Shawn Michaels' dressing room, saw "Do Disturb" and walked right in.

Well, that damn contraction fucked him up (it actually said "Don't Disturb") and he walked in on Michaels filing his donuts under "D". For "Donuts".

Well, they got into a rabid fight over where the fuck Chris got a red banana and now they're feuding.

[road doggy dogg]

I like everything I'm hearing.
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[Indifferent Clox]

Jericho is stealing Mitch Hedberg jokes for his gimmick.

For example, he walked up to Shawn Michaels' dressing room, saw "Do Disturb" and walked right in.

Well, that damn contraction fucked him up (it actually said "Don't Disturb") and he walked in on Michaels filing his donuts under "D". For "Donuts".

Well, they got into a rabid fight over where the fuck Chris got a red banana and now they're feuding.

to think they used to be in the sandwiches club together.

[Theo Dious]

to think they used to be in the sandwiches club together.

Until Jericho realized that Michaels likes his sandwiches with alfalfa spouts...

[Indifferent Clox]

You're not in the fucking club!