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wekasauce
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Is Chris "Y2J" Jericho (aka Y2J) still around
I hadn't watched a minute of wrestling since the episode of Raw when he came back, and it was immense. Is he world champion?
BREAK THE WALLS DOWN crossrine \_0__/ ![]() ![]() ![]() Regards, road doggy dogg |
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#2 |
emerge
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He currentley holds the ECW wwe and World championship belts
crossrine's mind only |
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wekasauce
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Exquisite. Who did he throttle at Wrestlemania?
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emerge
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Chavo, Undertaker, Ric Flair, Shawn Michaels, Hulk, Hogan, The dead body of Chris Benoit, Vince, John Cena. Randy Orton, Triple H, crossrine
and Bryan Danielson. |
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yes. yes. yes.
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He's also getting pops bigger than the whole of the roster combined.
This single reason was why DX disbanded again. |
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Spammy Certified
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You can't teach that
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I heard he was getting suspended under the wellness policy, something about pissing excellence.
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Spliff & A Brew
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Tonight on RAW, he will actually be wrestling (and putting over) a broomstick, in order to prove the theory correct on world class technical wrestlers.
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...IN HD!!!!
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He dug up the corpse of Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit and defeated them both on a ***** 1/2 match.
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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#12 |
emerge
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He has his own show now, thursday night jericho in which he wrestles himself in 8 comepletley different and entertaining matches. He give promos against himself, forms stables with himself, and holds at least 5 titles whenever he isn't holding another one.
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Cranky Kong
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He's about to feud with Shawn Michaels.
.....what? That's it. Am I not doing it right? |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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They are planning to have Jericho defeat Samoa Joe to win the TNA title along with holding all the WWE titles so he can be the first interpromotional undisputed champion.
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emerge
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he's also reforming the beatles.
Covering the first four sabbath albums, remaking the last two matrix films, and eventually gonna die on a cross for our sins, but this time when he rises three days later... ITS FOR GOOD. |
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Planet Races The Moon
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Taller than Adam Cole
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He survived a Roundhouse Kick from Chuck Norris after beating Anderson Silva in a "Who can Knee their opponent in the head Hardest" contest.
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emerge
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his shit smells like roses, no seriously he wrestled sid in a first shit match, won and then shit himself anyway just to prove it.
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Now he actually does a new finishing move. He makes a real lion come out of his chest when he is about to hit the Lionsault, and it devours the opponent, and adds a few hundred pounds of impact to the move.
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Chris Jericho traveled back in time and was bitten by a werewolf, but Jericho didn't turn into a werewolf; the werewolf turned into Chris Jericho. This cause a massive concentration of awesomeness that split the continents and sunk Atlantis.
Many say that Jericho knew he had to do this and traveled back in time for the very purpose of creating the world as we know it. |
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Spliff & A Brew
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You're funny.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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I hear Jericho sleeps 8 hours a night and tends to eat 3 meals a day...wait no that is fairly common.
But I did hear he got Steph preggers without sleeping with her. |
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You can't teach that
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I thought Jericho was the left arm of Voltron?
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#24 |
emerge
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Jericho is the missile in the ironman movie
speaking of which Jericho went to the future and saw the apocolypse, he came back and tried to tell the world about it but was stuck in a crappy match against JBL and therefore no one would listen so he killed them all it was then that he realized it was he who was the cause of the apocolypse. |
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#25 |
You can't teach that
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God you suck Clox
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#26 |
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That's the story for ironman the song you dolt.
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#27 |
emerge
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and the missile in the ironman movie is called jericho.
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#28 |
He's Here
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Jericho is stealing Mitch Hedberg jokes for his gimmick.
For example, he walked up to Shawn Michaels' dressing room, saw "Do Disturb" and walked right in. Well, that damn contraction fucked him up (it actually said "Don't Disturb") and he walked in on Michaels filing his donuts under "D". For "Donuts". Well, they got into a rabid fight over where the fuck Chris got a red banana and now they're feuding. |
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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#31 |
wekasauce
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I like everything I'm hearing.
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#32 |
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You're not in the fucking club!
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