Morrison is awesome...

[Executioner]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/video/vms/dirtsheet/2009/march1-7/9501200

This is the greatest....Miz is hilarious as well

[Juan]

Yes

[jerichoholicninja]

Maybe Jericho will be wrestling Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania. :shifty:

[abec]

I would let Morrison have sex with my gf.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

I find them too forced. They aren't good talkers.

[Krimzon7]

Morrison is a fucking fool! Hilarious Dirt Sheet!

[Krimzon7]

I would let Morrison have sex with my gf.

But he already has had sex with her Duh! You can't deny the power of the abs! :roll:

[abec]

I started doing the Morrison workout and instantly had sex with 9 chicks for no reason.

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But seriously, this guy is a diamond in a sea of terribleness that is the current WWE. I cant wait till this guy becomes a true main eventor. Sucks for Miz because he's going to be the next marty jannetty without John.

[BigDaddyCool]

Morrison is definatly the goods.

[Triple Naitch]

Jesus Christ, he is fucking ripped.

[Hornicane]

I would let Morrison have sex with my ass.

[Fox]

he's the next Chris Jericho.

[Mooияakeя™]

lolz. I <3 dirt sheet.

Wonder if Warrior will comment on this... someone needs to mail him the link to get his back up.

[Mr. Nerfect]

John Morrison is probably not human. He's almost definitely some sort of higher race.

[Krimzon7]

Hes a higher race...a gymnast.

[Mooияakeя™]

John Morrison is probably not human. He's almost definitely some sort of higher race.

Why, how tall is he?

[Chavo Classic]

I hope Miz bounces into another tag-team when he parts ways with Morrison - it'd be a shame if he Jannetty'd because he's very entertaining

[Theo Dious]

Morrison is awesome...

There's already a "state the obvious" thread.

[Afterlife]

Morrison has my full support. But I cannot watch The Dirt Sheet.

[Krimzon7]

The stuff with jesse and festus was gold. I loved the time when the stole the bell!

[Krimzon7]

Also, For Morrison, I love when he hits the switch and let's his mean streak out. He'll be so great when he can be a little less funny and a lot more serious.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I was thinking about John Morrison today (while making love to my girlfriend), and I was thinking for the longest time that John Morrison might be the only man to have ever been a part of two really great tag teams. When I say "great tag teams," I mean tandems that actually helped carry a tag team division, and felt like a real team -- not just two stars teaming.

Then I remembered James Storm was part of America's Most Wanted and Beer Money, Inc. But then I also remembered that James Storm is awesome, although I wouldn't put him on Morrison levels.

[Hornicane]

I bet if John Morrison was making love to someone's girlfriend he'd be thinking about John Morrison too.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I bet that everytime John Morrison has sex, the whole neighbourhood is thinking about John Morrison.

[Hornicane]

I'm pretty sure my entire neighborhood is currently thinking about John Morrison having sex, and he's probably no-where close.

[Krimzon7]

I bet that everytime John Morrison has sex, the whole neighbourhood is thinking about John Morrison.

There are no neigbors at the palace of wisdom, and the Shaaman doesn't make house calls.

[BigDaddyCool]

I was thinking about John Morrison today (while making love to my girlfriend)

Bullshit.

[BigDaddyCool]

I mean bullshit about making love to a girlfriend, I can totally believe you meant masterbating while thinking about John Morrison. But I can't fault you on that. I can't fault anyone on that.

[Krimzon7]

I mean bullshit about making love to a girlfriend, I can totally believe you meant masterbating while thinking about John Morrison. But I can't fault you on that. I can't fault anyone on that.

:rofl:

[Mooияakeя™]

I mean bullshit about making love to a girlfriend, I can totally believe you meant masterbating while thinking about John Morrison. But I can't fault you on that. I can't fault anyone on that.

Pam is very demanding these days....

[Kane86]

Miz would be gone if it wasn't for Morrison

[Krimzon7]

That sir is wrong

[Afterlife]

We can dream.

[Krimzon7]

You dream of a departure for the Chick Magnet??? He's better than many...

[shadowfoxrz]

chuck norris fears john morrison

[Krimzon7]

Chuck Norris Is John Morrison in his next life.

[SammyG]

my dear GOD that ab workout is insane.

[Afterlife]

You dream of a departure for the Chick Magnet??? He's better than many...

No. He's alright in the ring. Tries WAY too hard on the mic.

[Lux]

Morrison is not human, he is his own race.

[Kane86]

They should let Miz/Morrison take all the tag titles. It would make the worth going after again and then they would truly be the greatest tag team ever.

[Hornicane]

I'm pretty sure looking directly at Morrison's abs will kill you... it's like looking into the face of God, only considerably more chiseled.

[Krimzon7]

I'm pretty sure looking directly at Morrison's abs will kill you... it's like looking into the face of God, only considerably more chiseled.

:lol: Morrisons abs have officially been dubbed the first wonder of the world. The old 7 were all destroyed.

[Afterlife]

By his abs, of course.