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I'm A Tazz Dan Guy
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Morrison is awesome...
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/vid...rch1-7/9501200
This is the greatest....Miz is hilarious as well |
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Doin' It Right
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Yes
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Bringing Intact Back
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Maybe Jericho will be wrestling Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania.
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I would let Morrison have sex with my gf.
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Alive
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I find them too forced. They aren't good talkers.
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King of the Ring
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Morrison is a fucking fool! Hilarious Dirt Sheet!
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King of the Ring
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I started doing the Morrison workout and instantly had sex with 9 chicks for no reason.
But seriously, this guy is a diamond in a sea of terribleness that is the current WWE. I cant wait till this guy becomes a true main eventor. Sucks for Miz because he's going to be the next marty jannetty without John. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Morrison is definatly the goods.
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Formerly Fausto Carmona
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Jesus Christ, he is fucking ripped.
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God of Warnicane
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"Ask him!"
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he's the next Chris Jericho.
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▒▓▀▄WINNER▄▀▓▒
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lolz. I <3 dirt sheet.
Wonder if Warrior will comment on this... someone needs to mail him the link to get his back up. |
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John Morrison is probably not human. He's almost definitely some sort of higher race.
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King of the Ring
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Hes a higher race...a gymnast.
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▒▓▀▄WINNER▄▀▓▒
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The Great Pink Hope
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I hope Miz bounces into another tag-team when he parts ways with Morrison - it'd be a shame if he Jannetty'd because he's very entertaining
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Quote:
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So fucking sexy.
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Morrison has my full support. But I cannot watch The Dirt Sheet.
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King of the Ring
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The stuff with jesse and festus was gold. I loved the time when the stole the bell!
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King of the Ring
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Also, For Morrison, I love when he hits the switch and let's his mean streak out. He'll be so great when he can be a little less funny and a lot more serious.
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I was thinking about John Morrison today (while making love to my girlfriend), and I was thinking for the longest time that John Morrison might be the only man to have ever been a part of two really great tag teams. When I say "great tag teams," I mean tandems that actually helped carry a tag team division, and felt like a real team -- not just two stars teaming.
Then I remembered James Storm was part of America's Most Wanted and Beer Money, Inc. But then I also remembered that James Storm is awesome, although I wouldn't put him on Morrison levels. |
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God of Warnicane
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I bet if John Morrison was making love to someone's girlfriend he'd be thinking about John Morrison too.
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I bet that everytime John Morrison has sex, the whole neighbourhood is thinking about John Morrison.
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God of Warnicane
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I'm pretty sure my entire neighborhood is currently thinking about John Morrison having sex, and he's probably no-where close.
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King of the Ring
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There are no neigbors at the palace of wisdom, and the Shaaman doesn't make house calls.
Last edited by Krimzon7; 03-09-2009 at 07:12 AM. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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I mean bullshit about making love to a girlfriend, I can totally believe you meant masterbating while thinking about John Morrison. But I can't fault you on that. I can't fault anyone on that.
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King of the Ring
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▒▓▀▄WINNER▄▀▓▒
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Got fired by the Clique
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Miz would be gone if it wasn't for Morrison
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King of the Ring
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That sir is wrong
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So fucking sexy.
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We can dream.
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King of the Ring
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You dream of a departure for the Chick Magnet??? He's better than many...
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Gojira FTW
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chuck norris fears john morrison
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King of the Ring
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Chuck Norris Is John Morrison in his next life.
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LAKE SHOW HOES
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my dear GOD that ab workout is insane.
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So fucking sexy.
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The Rum Diary
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Morrison is not human, he is his own race.
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Got fired by the Clique
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They should let Miz/Morrison take all the tag titles. It would make the worth going after again and then they would truly be the greatest tag team ever.
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