3 Hour RAW thread for 12/14/09 - Your Slammy winner for whitest champion ever is...

[Xero]

Sup?

From PWInsider:

WWE announced that on tonight's Raw, a four man tournament will be held with the winner winning the Slammy for 2009 Superstar of the Year.

The first round will feature:

*World champ The Undertaker vs. Randy Orton
*John Cena vs. CM Punk

The two winners will face off to determine who is the "Superstar of the Year."

As always (Chat only): http://www.justin.tv/thexeroguy/old

[Anybody Thrilla]

Remember when DAMN iNATOR said I started the ECW thread too early like an hour beforehand?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Anyway, I'd like to be here to watch this with you fine gentlemen, but I'm DVRing this for later. Viva la Sheamus, I guess.

[Xero]

Remember when DAMN iNATOR said I started the ECW thread too early like an hour beforehand?

I always start the RAW thread 2 hours early.

DAMN iNATOR can eat a brick.

[Savio]

I heard its 3 hours tonight so it starts @ 8 I assume

[Xero]

It does.

[ClockShot]

House is a repeat so I'm in this for the long haul.

[Xero]

From PWInsider:

WWE announced that on tonight's Raw, a four man tournament will be held with the winner winning the Slammy for 2009 Superstar of the Year.

The first round will feature:

*World champ The Undertaker vs. Randy Orton
*John Cena vs. CM Punk

The two winners will face off to determine who is the "Superstar of the Year."

[Xero]

Have a feeling they're going to blow Taker vs Cena here.

[Savio]

well that sounds gay

imagine Grammies did that:

To determine Hip-hop star of the year Jay-z will freestyle against lil Wayne.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That's a dumb idea.

[Savio]

Have a feeling they're going to blow Taker vs Cena here.
I hope its CM Punk vs Orton Honestly

[Xero]

Well, to be honest, it's better than "here, take this. It was determined by dart throw".

[Xero]

I hope its CM Punk vs Orton Honestly

Yeah I sort of see Orton taking it here, but knowing WWE they'll just blow one of their last big-draw PPV matches left.

Though if it doesn't happen it does continue the Cena vs Taker tease.

[Londoner]

I forgot it was a 3 hour show, haha so jericho wont be off raw then.:D :D

[XCaliber]

Have a feeling they're going to blow Taker vs Cena here.

They will tease it again like they did several weeks back and I reckon it will come down to Orton vs Cena.

[Savio]

Yeah I sort of see Orton taking it here, but knowing WWE they'll just blow one of their last big-draw PPV matches left.

Though if it doesn't happen it does continue the Cena vs Taker tease.if it does come down to that I could see batista and.....I guess Sheamus or orton running down to cause a shady finish.

[Xero]

I think Orton winning makes the most sense since he's on this "I deserve a title shot" kick. And Cena vs. Orton would be the best there, because it does tie into it.

[KIRA]

Youd be willing to sit through Orton V Cena again?

you have a strong stomach

[Xero]

Never said I wanted to see it, but from a storyline standpoint, it makes complete sense.

[XCaliber]

Yeah Orton's victory over Kofi last night was clean so i'd say that feud is more or less over.

[jerichoholicninja]

Any chance it comes down to Cena/Taker and Orton attacks one of the two on their way to the ring and takes that person's place in the match? That seems to be the way to do things lately.

[Juan]

Yeah Orton's victory over Kofi last night was clean so i'd say that feud is more or less over.

A low blow behind the ref's back isn't exactly clean.

[KIRA]

I'm actually interested in seeing Punk v Cena btw has Taker ever won a slammy

[Xero]

I'm actually interested in seeing Punk v Cena btw has Taker ever won a slammy

Yes. Can't remember WHICH, but in the 90s he did. Remember reading about it recently in WWE Magazine.

Maybe best theme.

[XCaliber]

A low blow behind the ref's back isn't exactly clean.

That happened in the Undertaker/Batista match.

[Juan]

Crap. You're right

[Jeritron]

To be honest I see Punk winning that tourney. Wouldn't be suprised if Sheamus cost Cena his match, and then Batista costs Taker. Punk steals the victory and has something to brag about on tv for a few weeks. Not really "credible", but he'll talk about how he beat Cena and Taker to be Superstar of the Year, and of course the crowd can boo him for not really beating either of them and being a loudmouth.

[RKO'em]

Uh I call DX coming out first

[Juan]

To be honest I see Punk winning that tourney. Wouldn't be suprised if Sheamus cost Cena his match, and then Batista costs Taker. Punk steals the victory and has something to brag about on tv for a few weeks. Not really "credible", but he'll talk about how he beat Cena and Taker to be Superstar of the Year, and of course the crowd can boo him for not really beating either of them and being a loudmouth.

That would be fantastic.

[Londoner]

Uh I call DX coming out first

And then Jericho showing up, challenging them for a rematch.

[addy2hotty]

CM Punk should be Superstar Of The Year.

Never thought I'd ever say that.

[Droford]

Cena beats Punk, Orton and Sheamus in one night to be Superstar of the year and WWE Champion again for the umpteenth time.

thanks for watching!

[screech]

Interested to see how Miller does. I was down on him hosting initially, but he'll be basically hosting the Slammys, so it could be good.

[Jeritron]

looking forward to some brilliantly funny analogies that fly so far over retarded wrestling fans heads that they don't know what hit them

[XCaliber]

CM Punk doesn't really need the Superstar Of the Year Award he has his Straight Edge Society in the works and his nice little crusade going for him.

[ClockShot]

Like most people. Gonna see how this situation with Sheamus/Cena plays out.

[ClockShot]

Buckle up, get your popcorn ready, or whatever.

Good evening, everybody.

[Londoner]

here we goooooooooooo

[RKO'em]

Like most people. Gonna see how this situation with Sheamus/Cena plays out.

we gots no choice. ha

[Ermaximus]

DUDE! We may see Cena/Taker tonight!

[screech]

He looks thrilled.

[ClockShot]

And remember Dennis, this is USA. Not Fox News.

[DaVe]

Taker won a crapload of Slammys in 1997 I'm pretty sure. 3 or 4 that year.

[Ermaximus]

It's because he is incontinent. Crowd has no idea wtf he is saying.

[RKO'em]

oh boy dennis...

[Londoner]

lol

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Good thing they gave Miller a podium.

[Ermaximus]

LOL YES!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I love Dennis Miller, but this is going to be atrocious. He doesn't translate to the WWE demographic.

[Ermaximus]

ROFL!!!!

[Jannettyzilla]

This needs to be better than Bordello of Blood.

But it'll never be hotter than Angie Everhart.

[screech]

lol no one in the crowd gets these jokes

[Londoner]

ok i just wanna get on with the show now please

[screech]

I am entertained, though

[ClockShot]

I don't know guys, he may give Piven a run for his money as worst guest host.

[DaVe]

Ahahaha.

[Ermaximus]

ok i just wanna get on with the show now please

It's a 3 hour Raw. They gotta have filler.

[Jannettyzilla]

Wow on the Obama/Cena joke. :rofl:

[RKO'em]

I don't know guys, he may give Piven a run for his money as worst guest host.

ZZ TOP

[Savio]

Verne was a terrible host

[KIRA]

MY god Dennis stop youre talkin to a crowd that needs all ten fingers to count to three

[Ermaximus]

Oh God. Please don't let her sing.

[Jannettyzilla]

I've always wondered, does R Truth's song actually say "thing to the thing what's up?" 'Cause that's what I hear.

[Ermaximus]

Legacy please.

[screech]

lol dead crowd

[KIRA]

I wanna see R-Truth and Sheamus team up sooo bad

[Supreme Olajuwon]

THANKS FOR CLARIFYING JERRY

[Jannettyzilla]

This has to be Jeri-Show.

[Londoner]

lol dead crowd

Totally.

[ClockShot]

IT'S A NEW DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[Ermaximus]

I'm ok with anyone winning, but DX tbh.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

lol at this typeface

is that Comic Sans

[The Gold Standard]

I am here for the first time in a while

Saying it right now, I hope Punk wins Superstar of the Year, I think he deserves it the most.

[RKO'em]

Jerishow ftw

[Londoner]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[screech]

Nice! :y:

[Ermaximus]

Show just got better. We'll get a Jericho promo now to make face for that awful Miller shit.

[Jeritron]

good thing you are here. I was this close to making you The Silver Standard

[Jannettyzilla]

Jericho has a grizzled NPH thing goin' on tonight.

[Emperor Smeat]

LOL Jeircho remembered Edge

[KIRA]

Jerishow! AWESOME

[ClockShot]

Man, I miss Edge.

[Jannettyzilla]

HE MENTIONED EDGE! COMEBACK TONIGHT!

:shifty:

[Ermaximus]

good thing you are here. I was this close to making you The Silver Standard

Are those Alf pogs in your avatar??

[DaVe]

lol retain?

[KIRA]

LOL hes the smart one

[Savio]

lol @ Big Show

[Jannettyzilla]

Also, nice "He's the smart one" by Show. :lol:

[Londoner]

lol nice recovery from the mess up there big show

[screech]

Great acceptance speech :y:

[The Gold Standard]

I hope DX losses the belts, but there is no way that DX has a one night reign.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I see the title flipping back to Jeri-Show. I really think the only reason they won was to give DX the accolade of having won the title.

[Ermaximus]

Dude I'm loving Striker calling so many matches. This HAS to be a sign that Cole is being replaced.

[KIRA]

The only highlight of that match i needed was the part where john lost

[Londoner]

I see the title flipping back to Jeri-Show. I really think the only reason they won was to give DX the accolade of having won the title.

I've been hoping this is the reason.

[screech]

Man, I miss Edge.

[Savio]

I would have liked to see Cena and Sheamus in the opening segment....oh well tuning out for now....homework time.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Dude I'm loving Striker calling so many matches. This HAS to be a sign that Cole is being replaced.
I don't think so. Striker is great but he's no play by play guy.

[Tb1]

Regal? Nice.

[RKO'em]

whoa. they get air time

[ClockShot]

Roundtable in the house.

[The Gold Standard]

I hate Regal

[screech]

UGH BILLY REGAL

[screech]

Totally just said that in the MLB Offseason Thread

[Ermaximus]

Holy shit. We get an ECW match tonight? Fuck yes.

[KIRA]

regal on raw awesome

[KIRA]

how far away is edge from returning

[Tb1]

WTF?

[Ermaximus]

Oh shit. Khali is back!

[Londoner]

lol wtf

[ClockShot]

Kane, Khali, and Christian.

Say that 5x fast.

[Londoner]

'put differences aside for one night for no real reason' yeah right

[Emperor Smeat]

Looks like Regal loosing and :lol: at Regal's reaction

[screech]

KANE

[The Gold Standard]

Kane and Khali.

I figured Kane would be one of them, but Khali.

He is returning from injury and I have already seen enough.

[screech]

I was kinda hoping for Knox

[Ermaximus]

Did Khali get new pants?

[Indifferent Clox]

this is great!!!!!!

[Londoner]

Did Khali get new pants?

no

[Stealth-Icon]

I wouldn't mind seeing Kane tag with Ezekial to make a dominate tag team.

[Londoner]

kane/khali should feud with these guys

[screech]

THE CHOP

[Ermaximus]

no

I just don't remember him wearing red is all. TBH, I would've marked more had APA been his partners.

[screech]

Still don't like Khali, though

[Ermaximus]

The Big Great Khali....

[screech]

I feel bad that no one there gets Miller's jokes.

[DaVe]

Why does the crowd not 'get' anything?

[Londoner]

gonna turn to the hockey during these bits of the show i think

[screech]

She is looking amazing as always :love:

[Dukelorange]

If all the tpww people were there, it would be better...

[Londoner]

oh wonder who wins this

[Tb1]

Because the crowd is made up of children and mothers.

[Ermaximus]

Why does the crowd not 'get' anything?

Lack of a high school education perhaps?

[Londoner]

If all the tpww people were there, it would be better...

fuck yeh

[Londoner]

LOL how the fuck is abraham a break out star?fuck right off with that

[Ermaximus]

Honestly, why is Washington in there? He doesn't even wrestle.

[The Gold Standard]

Tony Atlas should be nominated for this category with his laugh

[Dukelorange]

Abraham Washington was robbed!!!

[Stealth-Icon]

Damn does that belt look gay when someone actually wears it around their waist.

[Emperor Smeat]

Tony Atlas should be nominated for this category with his laugh

:lol:

[ClockShot]

Well, the smarks kinda take you seriously.

[screech]

Tony's laugh should have taken it. Abraham Washington sucked before that laugh.

[Emperor Smeat]

Damn does that belt look gay when someone actually wears it around their waist.

He should make the WWE logo be green to match the Irish part of his gimmick. Would look pretty good if done correctly.

[KIRA]

I was wondering how long till Casper the celtic champ was gonna show up

[Johnny Vegas]

Sheamus is getting more heat than i thought he would lol

[ClockShot]

Notice the camera panning to all the kids....

[Ermaximus]

He should make the WWE logo be green to match the Irish part of his gimmick. Would look pretty good if done correctly.

Just have him put emerald studs on the belt.:shifty:

[RKO'em]

Sheamus is more doofy than i remembered

[Stealth-Icon]

He should make the WWE logo be green to match the Irish part of his gimmick. Would look pretty good if done correctly.

If they did it right it could work, but will Sheamus have the belt long enough to do it?

[Tb1]

Intrigued by "Youth in Revolt"

[Dukelorange]

He could be one of those Champs that just straight beats down everybody.... Like old school Undertaker....

It works... look what it did for Cena...

[Ermaximus]

Jesus. One Michael Cera is bad enough, but I'd kill myself if I had to watch 2 of them at the same time.

[Dukelorange]

Quick commercial breaks...

[Londoner]

ahahahahahaha over here we just got the old raw theme rather than burn it to the ground

by old i mean the one before the new one, sadly

[ClockShot]

Nice superhero music.

It'll suit Cena well.

[screech]

I love Striker

[RKO'em]

ahahahahahaha over here we just got the old raw theme rather than burn it to the ground

by old i mean the one before the new one, sadly

The Raw is War one?

[RKO'em]

shit.

[Londoner]

The Raw is War one?

check the edit

[screech]

IT'S A NEW DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[ClockShot]

IT'S A NEW DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[RKO'em]

yeah it went through before the edit

[Ermaximus]

I love Striker

It's nice to have a heel announcer again isn't it?

[Londoner]

oh what, kofi has an injured arm after a kick? lol

[KIRA]

So theyre gonna continue the feud through a proxy

[Dukelorange]

It's nice to have a heel announcer again isn't it?


You know.... a heel announcer is good.... I forgot how good it is...

[Stealth-Icon]

How does that bandage help his shoulder?

[RKO'em]

looks like someone's over

[Ermaximus]

How does that bandage help his shoulder?

Rule 45. Band-aids heal everything.:shifty:

[Londoner]

booooooooouurrnnnee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(push this fucker already)

[ClockShot]

Well that was quick.

[KIRA]

Evan Bourne....was standing by

[Londoner]

ahahahahaaha

[Stealth-Icon]

Bourne and Kofi should be a permanent tag team

[Emperor Smeat]

AHAHAHA , so Miller now joins the Slammy's winner list

[Dukelorange]

LOL @ Miller getting his own Slammy!!!

[RKO'em]

miller has completely no idea

[Emperor Smeat]

Piven wasn't that bad, just his sidekick ended up getting more annoying than funny by the middle of the show.

[ClockShot]

Well isn't this cuckoo bananas.

[Dukelorange]

This post is dedicated to the WWE Superstars who entertained our troops overseas.


USA Troops please come home to us safe!!!

[legendkillerRKO]

hope bourne isnt there just so legacy gets a win but kofi doesnt take the pinfall

[RawRocks]

How about a Slammy for Worst Guest Host

[Afterlife]

Dennis Miller is amazing. Sharpton and Piven can suck it.

[Ermaximus]

Timbaland hosts next week. The downward spiral continues.

[KIRA]

Ive got a theory that John Cena is a lot like bloody mary you say his name too much he shows up on screen so far so good nobody jinx it

[Londoner]

Timbaland hosts next week. The downward spiral continues.

:(

[Londoner]

goddamnit

[Tb1]

FUCK

[ClockShot]

Ow.

[legendkillerRKO]

i was right

[RKO'em]

hope bourne isnt there just so legacy gets a win but kofi doesnt take the pinfall

[Tb1]

That was huge.

[screech]

Good looking Cross Rhodes there

[KIRA]

Bourne made that look sick

[Dukelorange]

Well it's nice to see that Legacy is winning matches, but to Borne?!?!?

Is Hornswoggle, Chavo, and Santino on the john or something!?!?

[Ermaximus]

:(

Look at the bright side, only 3 weeks till The Rock hosts. Hopefully.

[RKO'em]

DVR to the rescue. Later.

[legendkillerRKO]

where is escobar!?

[KIRA]

AMEN MILLER

[Tb1]

lol

[Londoner]

oh gawd

[ClockShot]

EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Afterlife]

AMEN MILLER

Hahahaha, That was rather insightful.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

THE heat machine at work. Good grief.

[Londoner]

excuse me i'll just turn the channel for a bit

[RawRocks]

EXCUSE ME!

[legendkillerRKO]

pork quesadillas!

[Emperor Smeat]

hahaha crowd goes from full booing to full cheering based on who is speaking between Vicky and Santino

[HeartBreakMan2k]

LOL And that's funny cause-a vickie is a slightly overweight

[KIRA]

LOVE the crowd shift from boos to cheers

[Stealth-Icon]

Chunky Guerrero

[ClockShot]

Orton wins this by a landslide.

That was a good storyline.

[screech]

Santino is great

[legendkillerRKO]

yea punk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Haha, I love Punk.

[ClockShot]

Lame.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

However, Orton def shoulda won.

[Stealth-Icon]

Come on now, that was probably the least shocking moment of the year

[Emperor Smeat]

Good choice since the Punk-Hardy feud was great both in wrestling and getting the crowd involved.

[ClockShot]

Punk got some nice beard action going.

Got a contest going with Knox?

[KIRA]

WHAT! half the crowd knew Hardy was leaving


As for punks beard he might (i hope) be carrying this straight edge prophet gimmick to messiah complex levels

[legendkillerRKO]

write in: hulk goes to tna and vince cudnt care less

[Afterlife]

I hate Orton, but I'm surprised his moment was overlooked.

[Stealth-Icon]

where is escobar!?

Hopefully never to been seen on TV again.

[legendkillerRKO]

write in for most shocking moment:

[Londoner]

Hopefully never to been seen on TV again.

^ this

[Afterlife]

Hopefully never to been seen on TV again.

What, you got some kinda problem with flabby, greasy noobs that can't deliver on the mic? What's YOUR deal?

[Afterlife]

write in for most shocking moment: rita is dead at the end of the season finale of dexter!

If I find this is true, I will break your fucking knees.

[ClockShot]

Didn't Punk win a slammy last year?

[legendkillerRKO]

If I find this is true, I will break your fucking knees.

its true...its damn true!

[Stealth-Icon]

Straight Edge Slammy Winner....Vintage CM Punk

[RawRocks]

this straight edge bullshit has gone on long enough

[Ermaximus]

write in for most shocking moment: rita is dead at the end of the season finale of dexter!

Spoilers you dick!:mad:

[KIRA]

What, you got some kinda problem with flabby, greasy noobs that can't deliver on the mic? What's YOUR deal?

He was like some cheap half ass knock off of Razor Ramon to me which is sad

[Emperor Smeat]

Didn't Punk win a slammy last year?

WWE.com says he won it for "OMG Moment of the Year" for 2008

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/slammyawards08/

[legendkillerRKO]

can cena lose 2 matxhes in 24 hours!?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Shame Punk is gonna lose in the first round of this, he's easily been one of the number one reasons to watch this year.

[taker707]

Timbaland hosts next week. The downward spiral continues.

not next week


Dec. 28, 2009: Timbaland
Grammy award-winning record producer, singer and rapper Timbaland will delegate responsibility to WWE Superstars when he acts as guest host on Dec. 28 from Hartford, Conn. Just in time for his latest in Shock Value 2, the renowned musician hops aboard Monday Night Raw.

[KIRA]

I love how cena isnt acknowledging his loss at all

[Ermaximus]

On a side note, we get not 1, but 2 Cena matches tonight. :shifty:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

this straight edge bullshit has gone on long enough

Absolutely not. It's a huge part of his shtick and it's a fucking heat machine.

[legendkillerRKO]

Spoilers you dick!:mad:

it happened almost 24 hours ago! you took too long

[Ermaximus]

not next week


Dec. 28, 2009: Timbaland
Grammy award-winning record producer, singer and rapper Timbaland will delegate responsibility to WWE Superstars when he acts as guest host on Dec. 28 from Hartford, Conn. Just in time for his latest in Shock Value 2, the renowned musician hops aboard Monday Night Raw.

Shut up taker707.:wave:

Who is next week then if anyone? Or do you reckon they'll do a highlight show?

[ClockShot]

Hey, Punk's personal ref calling this match.

Hmmmmmm.....

[screech]

Well that sucked.

[Innovator]

Well that was gay

[Ermaximus]

it happened almost 24 hours ago! you took too long

It's called work. People have to do it to make a living. Blattently disregarding spoiler tags like that is just a dick move.

[Juan]

Punk is in the dog house

[Tb1]

lol c'mon