Official RAW Thread for 02/08/10 - Straight Edge Edition

[Xero]

Sup?

As always (Chat only): http://www.justin.tv/juan_tpww_v11/old

*MUST USE IE FOR CHAT*

[Xero]

Is chat working for anyone? (It's early, just trying to see if it works, and it's not for me.)

[ministrychick77]

it's taking a while to load for me..

[VSG]

Not yet started despite over a min into it!

[Ermaximus]

I'm there. Gonna sit in and look for new stable members in the technicolor rainbow colored shirt coalition.

[Droford]

They should dump Carl Edwards and see if they can get a Saints player since they're in Baton Rouge.

[Ermaximus]

They should dump Carl Edwards and see if they can get a Saints player since they're in Baton Rouge.

Who watches NASCAR?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>HBK's definitely gonna lose so he can go crazy again. Hoping for a Straight Edge Society win.</font>

[Ermaximus]

Rumor is the tag match is an elimination tag match now. Means Miz gets pinned first. :(

[DaVe]

Who watches NASCAR?

A shitload more people than those who watch wrestling, I can assure you of that.

[Droford]

Who watches NASCAR?

A shitload more people than those who watch wrestling, I can assure you of that.
But theres some crossover that watch both, like myself.

Aside from doing backflips after wins, Carl Edwards isnt a very well known driver. The only good thing that could happen is they get Gilbert Gottfried to do the Afflac duck at some point..

[Xero]

Just in case the RAW Chat doesn't go up, this is the backup (first one I could find on short notice):

(Link removed)

[ClockShot]

Ain't all too keen with Carl Edwards hosting.

I expect the obsessive HBK angle to go into full force tonight.

Would like an answer as to why Batista showed up last week.

[Xero]

Chat works in IE.

[screech]

WWE video packages are always awesome.

[Stealth-Icon]

WWE video packages are always awesome.


The dramatic music they are playing with it is great.

[blak23]

i agree

[Corndad]

I actually am a Carl fan and as I said last night he got alot more of a personality then Logano who they had on a while ago, and should know atleast a little bit being a friend of Cenas

[blak23]

hbk turns on hhh

[Stealth-Icon]

I would laugh if that race car spun out into one of the trailers

[Stealth-Icon]

"how do his feet hit the gas pedal?" Nice one King

[blak23]

i hate kelly kelly

[parkmania]

A racecar guy doing donuts in the parking lot.

HOW ORIGINAL!




But then again, what else can the guy do besides drive in circles?

[Crimson]

WHY DO THEY KEEP PUTTING HORNSWAGGLE ON TV AND ASSUME WE'LL KEEP LAUGHING..OMGGG

[screech]

I don't think I'd like to hear Kelly Kelly speak ever again.

[blak23]

I don't think I'd like to hear Kelly Kelly speak ever again.

i agree

[Corndad]

sweet backflip lol

[blak23]

of course

[Poit]

Lol @ the boos for Busch & Lagano.

[RawRocks]

get the sun glasses out.. Sheamus has arrived

[Stealth-Icon]

The Red Headed Step Champ

[blak23]

lol

[Stealth-Icon]

Nice Gold Helmet that some one is wearing in the crowd

[Nark Order]

CHRISTIAN!!

[Poit]

Captain Charisma is here. :D

[RawRocks]

Christian!

[Stealth-Icon]

The true Champ---

[Corndad]

Sweet Christian!!

[Nark Order]

Love that they're giving Sheamus more mic time lately btw

[ClockShot]

Dude, Christian on Raw. 'Bout time he found his way here.

[blak23]

let's go christian

[Stealth-Icon]

snaggletooth....nice

[TheFallenOneX]

I think the ECW title is the best looking one out there

[Nark Order]

lol manscaping

[RawRocks]

LOL @ the Tanning Salon joke

[Stealth-Icon]

Christian is RAW

[parkmania]

So which is more orange: Sheamus' hair or HHH's skin?

[ClockShot]

I'm down with Capt. Charisma on Raw.

[Nark Order]

Christian better not get squashed. :(

[Nark Order]

LOL, born without last names.

[Stealth-Icon]

Both born without last names

[parkmania]

"We were both born without last names"

tremendous!


EDIT: Curse my slow typing skills!

[Corndad]

Both born without last names lol

[TheFallenOneX]

Christian cuts a promo like no one's business

[blak23]

nice exchange

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Since he's the champ, I'm guessing he'll be teased more than any other guy in terms of what show to sign with. Definitely hoping for Smackdown</font>

[RawRocks]

So which is more orange: Sheamus' hair or HHH's skin?

none of the above... John Cena's shirt but Sheamus' hair is close to that.

[parkmania]

OK then, if Christian hits his finisher on Sheamus, can it really be called an Unprettier?


EDIT: I guess that's why they changed the name to the Killswitch... :nono:

[Nark Order]

Why would Christian beating Sheamus be an upset, King?

[parkmania]

Because ECW is the C show.

[Nark Order]

Sadly, Sheamus needs this clean win more than Xtian does.

[Stealth-Icon]

Why would Christian beating Sheamus be an upset, King?

I would say Sheamus winning would be an upset

[parkmania]

Is tonight's HOF Annoucement going to be for the one the IWC already knows - Inoki (sp?)

[ClockShot]

Wow....really?

[Stealth-Icon]

booooooooooo

[Poit]

I would say Sheamus winning would be an upset

And an upset it was.

[Stealth-Icon]

:mad:This PEEP is not happy

[RawRocks]

i just dont get what the WWE sees in Sheamus.. I really dont

[Stealth-Icon]

And an upset it was.


I am upset!!

[Providence Peep]

Quick! Christian "lost" the "match." Let's all start marking out now and saying how much the WWE sux.

[Nark Order]

Sheamus needed a dominant clean win against a top contender. It needed to happen and it won't hurt Christian much.

[Stealth-Icon]

Someone get a kleenex for HBK

[Providence Peep]

The first 2010 HOF inductee will be....................... Outback Jack! :shifty:
Although, most of you here are so young you probably never heard of him.

[Zeeboe]

So, Bret gonna be on tonight?

[blak23]

i wish he would turn on hhh already

[parkmania]

I really thought HBK was gonna find his way into the SD! EC match.

[parkmania]

The first 2010 HOF inductee will be....................... The Zombie! :shifty:

Fixed.

[Providence Peep]

Fixed.

hahahahahhahahhahaaaaa :rofl:

[Stealth-Icon]

So, Bret gonna be on tonight?


just a opening video package covering what has happened

[Providence Peep]

Don't you think they should induct some "behind-the-scenes" people? Maybe Kevin Dunn?

[parkmania]

just a opening video package covering what has happened

Possibly a video interview, but I wouldn't expect more than that.

Now, at the SD! taping going after Batista, maybe.

[The Gold Standard]

I thought Bats was going to Bats bomb Hart there.

[parkmania]

Don't you think they should induct some "behind-the-scenes" people? Maybe Kevin Dunn?

Not gonna happen. it's not "sexy" to induct people that the casual fan has no chance of knowing.

[Stealth-Icon]

Nice music for this....lol

[Nark Order]

I dunno, I think it's kind of "uncool" to say in smark land here but I'm really looking forward to a Cena/Dancin Dave match at Mania.

[ClockShot]

IT'S YOUR FAULT CAWDY!

[Stealth-Icon]

Damn, what happened to the good ol days, like when you get hit with the metal steps in the forehead you bleed.....a lot. Not anymore I guess.

[The Gold Standard]

I dunno, I think it's kind of "uncool" to say in smark land here but I'm really looking forward to a Cena/Dancin Dave match at Mania.

I think it could be a decent match.

[Zeeboe]

Those three like to suck each other's cocks....

[The Gold Standard]

The slow break up of Legacy

[The Gold Standard]

LET'S GO STRAIGHT EDGE SOCIETY

[parkmania]

Wow, Serena's hair is growing back fairly quickly.

[Nark Order]

Hey that bald bint is actually alright looking.

[ClockShot]

YAY! CAWDY GETS BURIED!

Sad Legacy is gonna slowly dissolve. This was what alot of us wanted. Creative sorta dropped the ball on them.

[Providence Peep]

Those three like to suck each other's cocks....

I'd like to see that :drool::shifty:

[Stealth-Icon]

Looks like they were walking in a school hallway. What is this TNA now in the highschool gym and not WWE? WTF

[Johnny Vegas]

Those three like to suck each other's cocks....

go away

[Providence Peep]

Damn, what happened to the good ol days, like when you get hit with the metal steps in the forehead you bleed.....a lot. Not anymore I guess.

What happened to the good ol days, like when Prime Time Wrestling, All American Wrestling, and TNT (Tuesday Night Titans) were still on? :(

[RawRocks]

Those three like to suck each other's cocks....

go away

[parkmania]

Hey that bald bint is actually alright looking.

Cue Shadow's "She was a friend of my sister in school".

[Providence Peep]

Not gonna happen. it's not "sexy" to induct people that the casual fan has no chance of knowing.

Does the casual fan know Johnny Rodz?

[Nark Order]

Those three like to suck each other's cocks....

Go away, Zeeboe. (This will be the new "Shut up, taker707" I've decided.)

[RawRocks]

this Straight edge thing is getting old already

[parkmania]

They have a better chance of knowing Johnny Rodz than Kevin Kelley. Plus, you can make a decent video package featuring Johnny Rodz in action. Kevin Kelley's video "highlights" would be backstage interviews where he got embarrased.

[The Gold Standard]

Punk is great

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Sheamus vs. Xtian was a good match. Christian got the crowd behind him and looked competitive and Sheamus shut him down in the end. Good stuff.

[Stealth-Icon]

I oddly enough have become a big fan of Punk. I really enjoy his promos now.

[Poit]

Punk will save RAW... from bad writing.

[Zeeboe]

Is that ugly, short-haired dyke looking chick Stephanie McMahon?

[Zeeboe]

I'd like to see that :drool::shifty:

.....Me too. :lol:

[Stealth-Icon]

I hope he saves Jareds head

[ClockShot]

Subway Guy is here. Oh boy....

[Johnny Vegas]

Go away, Zeeboe. (This will be the new "Shut up, taker707" I've decided.)

well i told him to "get out" a couple of weeks back, but whateverrr :)

[Stealth-Icon]

the finger wave...lol Jared

[Zeeboe]

Go away, Zeeboe. (This will be the new "Shut up, taker707" I've decided.)

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[The Gold Standard]

I love that beard

[Johnny Vegas]

lol @ Jared nodding his head like a gangsta

[Poit]

"Luke, Sarena, go get me Jared from Subway."

Things you never expected Punk to say.

[Zeeboe]

well i told him to "get out" a couple of weeks back, but whateverrr :)

No, I won't "get out". I won't. You deserve it, man. :) Congrats.

[parkmania]

Is that ugly, short-haired dyke looking chick Stephanie McMahon?

No, her name is Serena Deeb

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serena_Deeb

[Providence Peep]

They have a better chance of knowing Johnny Rodz than Kevin Kelley. Plus, you can make a decent video package featuring Johnny Rodz in action. Kevin Kelley's video "highlights" would be backstage interviews where he got embarrased.

I didn't say Kevin Kelley. I said Kevin Dunn.

[Stealth-Icon]

I love that beard

I am hoping that they let Mike Knox join up, but not lose any hair (or beard) to do so

[Nark Order]

WWE is making Cult life PG for the benefit of everyone!

[parkmania]

I didn't say Kevin Kelley. I said Kevin Dunn.

OK, Kevin Dunn doesn't HAVE a highlight package...

[Providence Peep]

The Miz is HOT :drool:

[Providence Peep]

OK, Kevin Dunn doesn't HAVE a highlight package...

But he could make his own! :D

[Zeeboe]

No, her name is Serena Deeb

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serena_Deeb

Oh.

[parkmania]

So it's a Elimination 3-Way Dance now???

[RawRocks]

is it possible we could see a split up of the tag team titles here? Teddy Long being there seems to lead me to believe this.

[Poit]

is it possible we could see a split up of the tag team titles here? Teddy Long being there seems to lead me to believe this.

Are there enough tag teams on Raw to do so?

[Stealth-Icon]

is it possible we could see a split up of the tag team titles here? Teddy Long being there seems to lead me to believe this.


I see something like this happening, if not tonight, soon. I hope not though. I would rather them combine the belts permanently and keep having the champs go to each show. I don't think that there are enough teams to make each show have one again.

[RawRocks]

Are there enough tag teams on Raw to do so?

wiuth the ECW roster split .. there should be

[Nark Order]

is it possible we could see a split up of the tag team titles here? Teddy Long being there seems to lead me to believe this.

Cool idea but I don't think so. I think that when one guy gets eliminated the entire team is eliminated. Even if that isn't the case I would think that it would go until there is one guy left and that guy's team would be the champs. (Ex: HHH gets the final pinfall on Gallows and is the only one left so his team gets the belts.)

[parkmania]

That would mean Croft & Baretta are pretty much guaranteed to come to Raw...

No thanks.

[Nark Order]

Oh, you didn't even mean that. Awesome. I feel like an intellectual here.

[Stealth-Icon]

HBK f ed that one up

[parkmania]

DX hold down Punk AGAIN...

[ClockShot]

That wasn't supposed to happen.

[Nark Order]

Ah, damnit. Straight Edge Society is out.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Gay.</font>

[Poit]

Seriously?

[Nark Order]

I must adapt. GO MIZSHOW!

[ClockShot]

Crowd goes silent. Like they were expecting Punk and Gallows to win this.

[parkmania]

Never before have I wished so much for a DX win.


Miz needs to GTF Off my tv.

[Nark Order]

What? Miz is the best thing on Raw right now.

[RawRocks]

Never before have I wished so much for a DX win.


Miz needs to GTF Off my tv.

:rofl::rofl::rofl: Miz is cool :n: :roll:

[Stealth-Icon]

Crowd goes silent. Like they were expecting Punk and Gallows to win this.

Crowd went silent because Show and HBK have been sucking it up and are really boring right now

[parkmania]

I detest Miz as a person, not just as a wrestler. I hope he dies a painful Fiery death and SOON.

[RawRocks]

I detest Miz as a person, not just as a wrestler. I hope he dies a painful Fiery death and SOON.

and how did Miz hurt you?

[Nark Order]

MIZSHOW ARE THE TAG CHAMPS!!!

[ClockShot]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell. IT'S THE MIZ SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[parkmania]

He's from Cleveland. That's bad enough.

[Poit]

The Miz now has three belts... awesome.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>MizShow make more sense in a way...probably didn't want to give Luke Gallows the belt with Punk. I figure when the sXe Society adds another member, Gallows will team with him while Punk goes for a singles belt.</font>

[Stealth-Icon]

The Bromance is over

[parkmania]

He's from Cleveland. That's bad enough.

But seriously, I also have never found a single thing he has done entertaining in the least bit. Every time he opens his mouth I feel the need to reach through the tv and shove my fist down it.

[Nark Order]

MARINE vs MARINE 2.0

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Realllllllllllllly teasing HBK going heel. I swear if they suddenly turn this around and have HHH go heel instead for yet another heel HHH/face HBK feud, I'll be pissed.</font>

[parkmania]

When WAS the last time HBK was a heel (and not tweener), anyway?

[ClockShot]

Vs. Hogan at Summerslam?

[Juan]

I've been watching wrestling for 20 years and there hasn't been a single wrestler that I've detested or wished death upon. Sure, there are guys who I don't really care for, but detesting and wishing death seems a bit much. I don't even think there's a guy that i've actually "hated"

[CLAM iNATOR]

I guess you could say things weren't KLIQing for HHH and HBK in that match-up. :shifty:

[Innovator]

ShowMiz

[RawRocks]

Miz on all the shows is AWESOME!

[DaVe]

lol showmiz, sounds good

[ClockShot]

Show Miz. Solid.

[Emperor Smeat]

Should be an interesting feud if WWE continues having Punk chase for the tag title since at least Big Show & Miz will defend the tag title more than Dx did.

Maybe have Punk brainwash either Show or Miz to join his stable as a way to guarantee he gets the tag title in the end of the feud.

[ClockShot]

There's no business like Show Mizness.

[RawRocks]

I've been watching wrestling for 20 years and there hasn't been a single wrestler that I've detested or wished death upon. Sure, there are guys who I don't really care for, but detesting and wishing death seems a bit much. I don't even think there's a guy that i've actually "hated"

amen :y:

[Poit]

ShowMiz

Almost as awesome as Miz Show. Almost.

[CLAM iNATOR]

I heard a question on this year's Census will be "Are you a member of Punk's stable?"

[DaVe]

haha awesome

[ClockShot]

Should I go outside and get a twig?

[Nark Order]

CRAZY SHAWN!

[Loose Cannon]

I am digging the fuck out of this new HBK

[RawRocks]

Shawn goiing bezerk.. i like it!

[screech]

I am digging the fuck out of this new HBK

:y:

[Loose Cannon]

pill poppin HBK

[VSG]

Wait was Carlito flirting with Eve back there?

[Nark Order]

Surely Teddy could've taken Retard-Truth out of the Elimination Chamber for Shawn. COME ON.

[screech]

lol "digging the fuck out of"

[Loose Cannon]

seriously been waiting for this since 2002

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Reallllly eager to see how this continues. I love HBK like this. Hopefully he's a complete dick to The Undertaker, probably the only guy the average crowd would boo Shawn against.

Then Shawn will take a couple months off, and come back as a face as always.</font>

[DaVe]

AHAHAH vintage nerd

[ClockShot]

When's this Diva title match supposed to go down?

[Stealth-Icon]

is that a pin drop that I heard on the mic table?

[Loose Cannon]

Maryse should only open her mouth to suck cock

[ClockShot]

That was quick.

[DaVe]

disagree lc

[Loose Cannon]

HBK should come out here and show his cock to get the match

[Loose Cannon]

vintage 1997

[Loose Cannon]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG FINNALLY

[Loose Cannon]

DIBIASE LOVE :love:

[ClockShot]

MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[parkmania]

M$M!!!!


now THAT'S AWESOME!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY

[Stealth-Icon]

everybody's got a price, and so does getting into the HOF

[Emperor Smeat]

I wonder how much Dibiase paid for to be 1st member of this year's Hall of Fame

[DaVe]

ahahah

[Nark Order]

WOW! I thought that Ted was already in the HOF. Long time overdue it seems.

[Loose Cannon]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[RawRocks]

The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase! I get the sense Ted Jr brings the Million Dollar Belt back for Wrestlemania

[Johnny Vegas]

OMG, DiBiase is the fucking man. He could definitely be a heel today..probably the most over (besides Punk of course)

[LoDownM]

Man, I wish I could laugh like that.

[Loose Cannon]

Million Dollar Dream 4 the win

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Fucking awesome.

So thus far we have Ted and Stu Hart. Wonder who else will go in this year.</font>

[Loose Cannon]

Ravishing Rick

[Johnny Vegas]

dude, when he asked that kid to dribble that basketball 15x and kicked it on the 14th...priceless (why the black kid gotta dribble a basketball though)

[parkmania]

The Japanese WWE website reported a week or so ago that Antonio Inoki (sp?) is going in this year.

[Nark Order]

Despite him being a fucking goofball, I wouldn't mind Hacksaw going into the HOF. If he isn't already in, I don't think he is.

[CLAM iNATOR]

I wonder who will be qualified to induct the "Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase. Congrats, Ted!

[parkmania]

Does Duggan even have a Legends contract anymore?

[Emperor Smeat]

http://www.gerweck.net/austinandted.jpg

I remember when Stone Cold "won" the Million Dollar Belt. Still the 2nd best looking custom belt after the Smoking Skull belt.

[Stealth-Icon]

Beware the Cobra

[ClockShot]

I thought Carl Edwards was running the show and promoting Daytona. How'd Jared and Subway takeover?

[ClockShot]

Real men fear Cobra Kai.

[Nark Order]

LOL Springer

[Innovator]

Jerry Springer is still alive?

[RawRocks]

Jerry Springer?????

[Loose Cannon]

Real men fear Cobra Kai.

:y:

[ClockShot]

Jerry Springer is still alive?

Springer is taping shows down in Stamford now. F.Y.I.

[Loose Cannon]

Johnny Lawrence = greatest heel ever and my hero

[Juan]

Didn't Cody Rhodes used to be announced to be from Charlotte, North Carolina?

[CLAM iNATOR]

Sadly, the "Jerry Springer Show" is wilder than an episode of Raw these days. Are they really telling the 9 year old Cena fans it's okay to marry your brother? :wtf:

[RawRocks]

Here's hoping Cody Rhodes upsets Randy Orton

[DaVe]

lolwtf clam inator? with the same capitalisation and posting style of damninator?

[Nark Order]

I can't seem to take Cody as a legitimate threat for some reason. I really want to but something is holding me back. He could use some more weight on him, but I don't think that's even the reason either. Dunno.

[parkmania]

Orton wins the belt at EC in his hometown, right?

[Nark Order]

RHODES

[RawRocks]

I love it!

[Loose Cannon]

woah, Cawdy wins

[Juan]

Huge win for Cody

[ClockShot]

Orton loses again. This angers me.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

"It's like free money but in card form!"

[Loose Cannon]

Orton's gonna fuck the Irish guy up

[DaVe]

we already saw this earlier tonight...

[Nark Order]

I'm sure Cena won't sell his injury and run out like a spaz just as always.

[Loose Cannon]

I need more HBK

[DaVe]

seriously, you americans are freaking lucky

5 dollar footlongs? we get 6 inchers here in aus for about 5 dollars

quarter pounder
for 'just a buck'?

2 mediums
2 toppings
5.99?

wtffff

[CLAM iNATOR]

Well, I'm not sure how I missed that footage of what happened after Raw, but that was truly great. I'm glad they actually didn't save that for a segment where Cena tells Batista to come down to the ring tonight. Of course, I want Batista to absolutely destroy Cena, but that's besides the point...

[Loose Cannon]

we get 6 inchers here in aus for about 5 dollars

:naughty:

[CLAM iNATOR]

Triple H vs. John Cena is "truly special"? That's news to me. :shifty::n:

[ClockShot]

IT'S A NEW DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[Loose Cannon]

The Aussies get em cheap

[DaVe]

Claminator = Damninator on a new nick?

[Nark Order]

Great. Angry squashing Cena.

[RawRocks]

woah... i like this version of Cena

[parkmania]

Wow, Cena's only "looking" for a fight, and not "spoiling" for it???

[ClockShot]

Steel steps must have been made out of rubber. :roll: