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#1 |
Ballsy Badass
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David Otunga lands MAJOR Endorsement
WWE Superstar, Wrestler, and aspiring actor David Otunga, who is currently a wrestler on the RAW Brand Show and a member of WWE's "Nexus" stable has landed a major endorsement deal. Otunga pictured below:
will be the the new pitchman, spokes model, and hair consultant for Soul Glo hair products: Otunga is being rumored to be changing his look eventually and will end up aspiring to capture this look to please company officials: A company representative of Soul Glo was available for comment and had the following to say: "We are excited to have David on board with the Soul Glo family and he will make a fine representative to both our products and the black community." Otunga is now the 3rd member of Nexus to have landed a MAJOR endorsement deal, following behind Skip Sheffield and Heath Slater who are both depicted below in their major campaign and endorsement deals: Sheffield is a avid spokesperson and model for Meow Mix brand cat food: Slater depicted below in his first campaign commerical for Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers: Congratulations to these gentleman as they are branching out beyond the WWE ring. ![]() |
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#2 |
Doin' It Right
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#3 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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incredible
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#4 |
Ballsy Badass
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oh come on Juan....tell me you at least got a giggle out of it!!
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#5 |
Doin' It Right
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Kinda feel like banning you for this
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#6 |
Ballsy Badass
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for what? random humor? random humor is now a bannable offense....wow thats pretty lame and abuse of power. Can't say its racist humor cause also poked at Sheffield and Slater. Also you'd get the joke if you've ever seen the movie Coming to America.
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#7 |
Doin' It Right
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Yes, random humor is indeed a bannable offense. See you in a week
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#8 |
Ballsy Badass
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ROFL-let me get my FAIL Button from Staples ready
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#9 |
Doin' It Right
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Stop posting. You're banned now.
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#10 |
Ballsy Badass
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okay...i'll try really hard to be BAN hammered.
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#11 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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is it really that hard to post like a normal human being? fuck
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#12 |
The Satanic Mechanic
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The Satanic Mechanic
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Thi is the part where I turn around and ban you for lulz, but I'm too lazy to bother with the mod tools.
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The black Corey Graves
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OP, your sig scared me. Change it. Now.
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King of Love and Piss
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I laughed.
Also, its scary as fuck that Juan is allowed to threaten bans. It reminds me of the small Darth Vadar in Spaceballs. |
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#16 |
It's High Noon!
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#17 |
King of Love and Piss
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Waits for photoshop of Juan as Darth Helmet.
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Guest
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I wanna punch you in the stomach
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#19 |
Get a poke on
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This gave me a giggle. Give this guy a break. If a main poster posted this nobody would say anything. They'd probably even praise it.
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Get a poke on
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I bet so many people clicked this thinking Otunga got a nike deal and was in line for a huge push, and they were all excited because they <3 wrestling. Then it was about Soul Glo.
That's pretty funny. |
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Cranky Kong
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I giggled.
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#22 |
Heavy Metal Adventurer
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hey, it could happen!
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#23 |
King of Love and Piss
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earned my rep
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#24 |
THAT'S WHAT I DO!!!!!
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this was funny stuff. His hair is ridiculous. Well played.
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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How long did it take oyu to come up with this?
However long that was, you could've just spent it slamming your head against the wall. |
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#26 |
Pope Is Pimpin'
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You have too much time on your hands.
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#27 |
it's really real meat
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i actually thought the soul glo thing was serious at first, i wouldn't be suprised if it was
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I like it as I am very anti-Nexus unlike most of the IWC. The poll on wwe.com is hilarious with the yes option saying nexus is some of the most talented people on the RAW brand. That is so far from the truth its not funny. Tarver, Slater, Otunga, and Sheffield are not that good at all. Barrett and Gabriel are the only good ones.
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#29 |
TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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Did I just read a John Cena promo in the form of a post on TPWW?
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Quote:
And let's not even get into how they also praise everything that involves dick, sucking, and ass. ...they're like that. |
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#31 |
RAPTURE READY.
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kinda funny
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#32 |
Doin' It Right
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#33 |
Ballsy Badass
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Was so hoping he was getting an endorsement deal with
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I don't get why this is funny?
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#36 |
Ballsy Badass
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Watch the movie Coming to America Noid or youtube the words Soul Glo, and then think about Otunga's hair, then you'll get it.
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#37 |
... Bank
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#38 |
My Space Jam Bitch!
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Get it. Just not funny.
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#39 |
Ballsy Badass
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^you're one of like 3 people that didn't find it funny......
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My Space Jam Bitch!
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