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Create your own headlines
I know that its just a ploy to get people to sign up for there website or what not but when I read the wrestling headlines and read the small captions at the bottom, they always make me laugh, cos they are so far fetched at times and also so 'mark-ish'
I'll post a few that i've just randomly taken from the news headlines: Stacy Keibler STRIP SHOW Planned for RAW - Can't Wait? (PREVIEW) BREAKING: Eric Bischoff *QUITS* WWE & Re-Creates WCW; (DETAILS >>) Goldberg vs. Austin In TNA *CONTRACTS SIGNED* (WOW!) NWA-TNA *INVASION* Next Week On RAW (GO Now >>) There just some to name a few, so I thought it would be a laugh to create our own ones, say whatever you want... ![]() ![]() |
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Wii :love:
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Heres some of mine:
STEVE AUSTIN: WOW!!!; COMES BACK AND IS NEW CHAMP!!!; (COMFIRMED WOW!!) TRIPLE H; Fired from WWE after sleeping with Bischoff; HHH and Bischoff start WCW RETURN! VINCE; Sells WWE to former WCW owner TED TURNER; !!!"£laskeuif (WOW, YES!!!!))) |
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Triple A's a bitch
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MOLLY HOLLY: New Vivid PORN girl (CLICK HERE FOR FREE VIDEO)
BOB HOLLY PUSH! Hardcore to take title from JBL at Summerslam! (!!AWESOME!!) SHOCK: Ferocious Shows Pure Ass (*PICS INSIDE*>>) VINCE: TPWW.net write WWE storylines - STEPH FIRED! Now STRIPPER! (DETAILS>>) |
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Hello
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#5 |
Darth Teedious
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HHH to regain title at Bad Blood, drop it on Raw to EUGENE! Details inside!
Austin returns to WWE, taking new role as in-crowd BEER VENDOR! WWE to sign TWO HEADED WRESTLER! Will job to self! BREAKING NEWS: Vince McMahon assassination plot revealed! HHH points finger at Jericho! |
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LAMO. Yeah I know, I see these things all the time.
**BRET HART SPOTTED TALKING BACKSTAGE WITH LANCE STORM AND CHRIS BENOIT: POSSIBLE HART FOUNDATION REUNION STORYLINE. **Vince McMahon seen watching TNA: Possible Invasion Storyline Planned. **Breaking News: Angle quits WWE and Signs with the NFL |
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EXCLUSIVE Stacy Keibler PLAYBOY photos inside! Admits having crush on TRISH STRATUS WOW! (Click HERE for more)
Paul Heyman purchases ECW name back from Vince McMahon! TV deal on Monday nights CONFIRMED! BREAKING NEWS: Bret Hart secretly signs deal with Vince McMahon last night! Re-match with Shawn Micheals this Monday on Raw CONFIRMED! Click here for EXCLUSIVE details! |
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Triple A's a bitch
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BREAKING NEWS: Vince Is SANTA! (CLICK HERE FOR MORe>>>)
Latest Update: Previous Poster Has Dyslexia (CONFIRMED>>) |
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Wii :love:
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OMG! Jacqueline beats Chavo for Crusierweight Championship! PICS! WOW;;;;;
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LOL
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He's Here
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BREAKING NEWS!: ANDRE THE GIANT NOT dead! To face HOGAN at first big TNA PPV!
GIRLS: TRIPLE H poses for PLAYGIRL! STEPH not happy! To LEAVE Hunter! (EXCLUSIVE PICS!! >>>) BRET HART spotted at House Show, REVEALS UPCOMING STORYLINE! (OH MY GOD! >>>) UNDERTAKER wearing WIG at House Show; LIGHTS Kane ON FIRE! KANE OUT FOR 10 MONTHS! TRIPLE H tears QUAD AGAIN! Out SEVEN YEARS! KEVIN NASH to replace him! (Full details + Video of TRIPLE H's surgery! >>>) STEVE AUSTIN resigned! Beats down LINDA, FIRED AGAIN! (EXCLUSIVE AUDIO! >>>) WWE to RELEASE several MAIN EVENTERS, including THREE CHAMPIONS! (WE KNOW WHO! >>>) WRITING TEAM has heads up their ASSES! (EXCLUSIVE VIDEO! >>>) EUGENE to drop RETARD gimmick, to be the next HBK... With EPILEPSY! (EXLUSIVE scans of the plans! >>>) DUDLEY BOYZ fired for giving WOOD to STEPH... Later REHIRED after STEPH explained that they were litterally giving her TREE BARK! GOD to make SPECIAL APPEARENCE at RAW! To answer ONE QUESTION! (WHO IS GOD!? WE KNOW!!!! >>>) SCOTTY shows LINDA the WORM, to be PUSHED to MAIN EVENT! SCOTT HALL and JAKE ROBERTS found STREAKING in NEW YORK! To be HIRED by TNA as "THE WILD DRUNKEN STREAKERS!" JLB arrested for BACK TAXES! CLOTHESLINES police! (EXCLUSIVE MUGSHOT!) HBK SUPERKICKS PRIEST for telling him he's AHEAD of his game! To go to HELL! (EXLUSIVE interview with SATAN!) I could go on and on, maybe I'll come back later... |
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LMAO
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LMAO XERO. You get rep for that.
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Now. Here. Man.
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BRET HART spotted in his house today by internet stalker! CONFIRMED REMATCH WITH HBK AT SUMMERSLAM!!!!!! (PICS INSIDE)
CAPS LOCK KEY BROKEN ON WEBMASTER'S KEYBOARD! CONFIRMS STACY KEIBLER PLAYBOY SHOOT!!!! (PICS INSIDE) STACY KEIBLER SPOTTED BACKSTAGE AT WWE EVENT, POSSIBLE REMATCH WITH HBK AT SUMMERSLAM! CONFIRMS BRET HART PLAYBOY SHOOT!!!! (PICS INSIDE) |
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He's Here
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Has an evil monkey...
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ANGLE'S neck SURGERY takes place (EXCLUSIVE PICTURES! >>> CLICK)
I dunno, maybe tomorrow, I'm not feeling too creative atm ![]() |
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John Bradshaw Layfield Exclusive Sex Scandal with Mexican Immigrants! Details Here! Steph, Trish, Gail Kim, Torrie Wilson Orgy Pix!!! <<< CLICK HERE!!! >>> Ric Flair Successfully Removes Head from Ass! No LIE! Exclusive Operation Photos! EXCLUSIVE PICS OF GARY COLEMAN'S WWE DEBUT!!! Undertaker to take on Chuck Norris at Judgement Day! Details here!!! Triple H Agrees to Never Hold a Title Again! Exclusive pics of Hell freezing Over HERE!!! |
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Hello
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Hello
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Triple H Agrees to Never Hold a Title Again! Satan spotted buying ice-skates - Exclusive pics HERE!!! |
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I like mine better, but I might be biased.
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jWo 4 Lyfe!
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#23 |
I Just Passed You By!
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EXCLUSIVE: BRET HART NOT RETURNING TO WWE ANY TIME SOON (I GUARANTEE WE'RE THE *ONLY* WRESTLING NEWS SITE TO REPORT THIS)
PICS INSIDE: DEBRA'S REVENGE ON STEVE AUSTIN [IMG]WWW.EBAY.COM/ITEM_739573[IMG] SHOCK REPORT: SCOTT STEINER ADMITS HE HAS EXPERIMENTED WITH STEROIDS (PICS INSIDE) |
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jWo 4 Lyfe!
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SHOCK AS NEW POSTER AT RAJAH'S MAKES DEBUT - GOLDBIRD ASKS WHO'S NEXT?
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I Just Passed You By!
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/\ LMFAO!
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Takes my pain away
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EXCLUSIVE: AUSTIN LANDS BACK IN JAIL AGAIN AFTER HITTING VINCE (PICS INSIDE)
JAZZ ADMITS THAT SHE IS LESBIAN! (FULL STORY INSIDE) COLD-BLOODED WRESTLER SIGNED FROM ICELAND! (PICS AND FULL INTERVIEW) WWE TO PUSH FUNAKI AS MAIN-EVENTER (WE KNOW WHY!!!) KANE ACKNOWLEDGES UNDERTAKER AS HIS REAL BROTHER! (EXCLUSIVE STORY INSIDE) VINCE BUYS OFF TWA WITH $10!!! (DETAILS INSIDE) |
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Wii :love:
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WWE to SUE TPWW for RUINING 3 YEARS WORTH of SCRIPT;;;; WHY!? THIS THREAD ALONE!! (SEE PIXXXXXX OF ALL POSTERS IN COURT!!!!;;;=))) (MORE DETIALS INSIDE)))!!;
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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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Wii :love:
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Forum Happy Cat
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STING in GAY MARRIAGE angle with Kurt Angle!! Details ---->
JAZZ admits she's DON CHEADLE. EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS!!!> Jesus christ to wrestle HHH on PPV! HHH to go over! |
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Forum Happy Cat
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Wii :love:
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LOL that was always great in Star Trek, if a guy in a bright red jumper was beaming down then you knew SOMEONE was bound to die ![]() |
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Forum Happy Cat
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and we have a Ready Made Feud for him
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Wii :love:
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Was that one of the guys that superman had to fight in the movie??
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Forum Happy Cat
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it was the godlike Terrence Stamp as GENERAL ZOD!
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! |
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Wii :love:
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*Kneels* (In a non provocative way of course*
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UNDERTAKER TO HAVE SHOOTOUT WITH BILLY 'THE KID' AT HIGH NOON!!!! DETAILS INSIDE >>>>>>>>>
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#38 |
Wii :love:
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PAUL BEARER;; has LYPO on HIS PENIS, STACEY is SECRETLY A MAN, MIZARK HENRY TO RETURN>> Next WOMANS CHAMP;;;!!11
JOHN CENA BATTLE RAPS EMINEM, THE EMINEM IS SUPRISE HEEL TURN F-U's CENA AND WINS U.S CHAMPIONSHIP>>>>>> Click here!! |
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TRIPLE H SEEN ARRIVING AT SMACKDOWN PPV JUDGEMENT DAY! HIS NOSE ARRIVED 30 MINUTES EARLIER!!! SEE PICS HERE >>>>>>>>>
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Wii :love:
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