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Well, only one for now, but you guys can obliterate me when the rest come out.
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12-09-2003, 04:06 AM
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Pointless???
Oh yeah, and note my member title, "Caption Crew." Lets start a FACTION (
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12-09-2003, 04:46 AM
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Rock: You! Stop looking at my armpit! Hey... what's that red thing? |
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12-09-2003, 07:11 AM
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The Rock was shocked when his "I'm a little teapot" pose wasn't as popular as first expected. |
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12-09-2003, 10:01 AM
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Once again with the WWE hurting for sponsers they use creative thinking and have the Rock return with his new "How is your UPS?" shirt. Just in time for holiday season. |
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12-09-2003, 10:57 AM
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The Rock had a strange feeling that Mr. Socko was somewhere it shouldn't be... |
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12-09-2003, 12:39 PM
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The Rock made his stunning return as...Tugboat! Toot! Toot! |
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12-09-2003, 01:26 PM
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12-09-2003, 01:40 PM
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Only Sane Person Here
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The Rock returned, revealing to the crowd that he was actually black with his new Black Panter gimmick. |
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12-09-2003, 01:51 PM
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Only Sane Person Here
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Idea - With the new forum we can now give reps to the person we think has good (or the best) captions in a thread, inciting more people to participate.
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12-09-2003, 02:00 PM
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But then again, I don't need your approval to do that.
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12-09-2003, 02:07 PM
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"Hey Mick, how are your lips down there?" |
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12-09-2003, 03:16 PM
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 Trish WANTED to accept Jericho's apology. She really did. But he had to do something about that Cheeto breath...  RHYNO! No, just kidding. I would never rip off an old running gag.  BOTH: Why can't I...get...the...f***ing...lid off...this...cookie jar?  You thought Chris was a heel before? Check this out: Not only does he re-form the Triple Threat, he gargles with the blood of a virgin at the same time!  Batista thought that he could use RVD's sandpapery chest hair to remove that unwanted tattoo.  The referee was impressed by RVD's Bugs Bunny impression. Now, if only he had a real carrot, that would REALLY sell it!  RVD: Now you just swing your right leg up and kick me in the back of my head. BATISTA: You're kidding, right?  The old man knew that this was his one chance. He tossed his imaginary walker aside...  Cade wanted Storm dead after his girlfriend remarked on the size of Lance's bulge. Apparently, Garrison had never heard of the joys of asphyxiation...  Dupree was sick of it all. He tossed down the French flag and screamed "I'm Canadian, you f***ing retards!"  Meh. I don't feel like doing this one again. See above.  The Rock made a fatal mistake by turning his back on the Radioactive W From Mars.  The Rock: Spokesman for dyslexic computer dorks everywhere.  All I want for Christmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas...is yooooooooooooooooooooou!  ROCK: Mick, I don't see so good. Is that Will Shakespeare over there? Huh? Huh?  Lillian bashfully answered the question "How many of the guys sitting behind you have you f***ed?"  You can't read the third line of his t-shirt, but it reads "President."  Conway was distracted. That cheeky WWE logo...  (This is the TENTH picture from this segment!) DUPREE: Hey, look, Rock! A movie contract! ROCK: Where?  All the veterans thought they were being so funny forcing Rene to eat all those marshmallows. Unfortunately, poor Mick's suit paid the price...  ROCK: Now, there's something I'm supposed to be doing here... MICK: You HAVE been gone a long time, haven't you?  The fans were less than thrilled with Rock's new catchphrase: "Gollum! Gollum!"  (Holy flurking schnit! The segment is done!) Bushwhacker Rosey prepared to finish Test off.  WWE attempts to increase Christmas cheer amongst their fans by forcing their wrestlers to dress accordingly.  Looks like Booker's ass needs BOOM tough-actin' Tinactin!  MATT: Heeeeere, Lita! Whistles That's a good girl... LITA: Grrrrrr...  Victoria proves that she's the most talented wrestler in the women's division by winning a match IN HER SLEEP.  The Goldberg clone rose slowly out of his back...  GOLDBERG: Shuh! KANE: What? GOLDBERG: Shuh luh buh! KANE: WTF is he saying? GOLDBERG: Yuh shuhduh luh luh uh buh! JR: My God, King! Goldberg just told Kane that his shoulders look like a butt! KING: I'm not even going to ask how you understood that...  KANE: That's right. It's time to go nuh-nuh.  Goldberg's belch was so potent it made the room all wavy. Good God, did I ever blow today! Of course, what do you expect when almost HALF of the pictures come from the same segment? Put me out of my misery, Caption Crew! Last edited by loopydate; 12-09-2003 at 03:52 PM. Reason: I am the typo king! |
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12-09-2003, 03:58 PM
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As Christian and Buh Buh Ray battled near the ropes, the ref decided to use all the extra ring space to entertain the crowd with his thrilling rendition of flashdance! |
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12-09-2003, 04:01 PM
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  So i can't join...can i...i will promise i'll do better.  :cry: I can do better really. CHOOSE ME. can you say 
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12-09-2003, 04:03 PM
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12-09-2003, 04:22 PM
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Jericho stopped mid sentence when Trish decided to stick out her tits. The ref takes the opportunity to copy that "spider man dance" he saw on the internet. JERICHO: I only have to job THIS MANY MORE times to triple H before I get a win! CHRISTIAN: WHAT? That's it? RVD: I'm not hearing the ocean, Dave. BATISTA: I'm not lying! Just listen a while longer! BATISTA: I'm not letting this loose until you hear it! RVD: OK, OK, I hear the ocean, let go! BATISTA: YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT, YOU DON'T REALLY HEAR IT Batista fails miserabley in his impersonation of Trinity FLAIR: Mark, you're going to have to lose this much more weight before you can fly on the plane. MARK: DAMNIT! I'M GOING TO HAVE TO DRIVE AGAIN? LANCE: Whoa, the ocean! BATISTA (yelling from the back): GOD DAMNIT! Someone painted a blue and red stripe on our flag, Mick! Now we can't just surrender the match! Renee Dupree decided to hold back his comments after realizing Archangel Tyreal was in the audience. The wwe logo then suddenly started to distort gravity. *sniff sniff* Where the hell has this mic been? ok might do the rest later |
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12-09-2003, 04:23 PM
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12-09-2003, 04:31 PM
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Jericho, "You see those guys in the front row Trish...Thats my band Fozzy" Trish, "Who" What's startling is not the wrestlers grabbing each other's heads in the corner, but its the referee's rendition of Tatanka's war dance in the middle of the match. Batista, "Rob what do you want me to do next" Rob, "Sidewalk slam into a dragon sleeper." Batista, "Like this" Rob, "Close Dave, Close" Rock, "Wait, wasn't I was suppossed to be doing Letterman tonignt. OMG, one of the rabid animals from "The Island of Dr. Moreau" had gotten loose and attacked a helpless Rene Dupree which caused excessive foaming out of his mouth. Rosey, "By the power of Jaga... Sword of Omens, come to my hand. I, Lion-O, Lord of the Thundercats, command it!" Mark Henry accidently drops his "Magic Braclet" that gives wrestlers instant puches. |
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12-09-2003, 04:31 PM
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Great stuff Loopy, The Chris Farley one was classic
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12-09-2003, 04:55 PM
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12-09-2003, 05:34 PM
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Jericho: Well, damnit Trish, you said you WANTED a tattoo, and what better than the logo of your masters?! Some ref he is. Hey, look the other way jackass, match is behind you... Dude, Chris. Problem...you AREN'T a Dudley, leave the great talent of making their fingers into a (unrealistic) 3-D to the talented workers. Asshole. And out of nowhere, the arm of incompleteness aimed to take Batista's arm! ..Why, you ask? Because it was lonely you morons. Batista: I gots a secret Rob! RVD: You got more than that dude... The ref wondered, and pondered. But this was the damnedest version of London Bridge he'd ever seen. Flair: *clears throat* GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL. Cade: I'M NOT LANCE! I'M GARRISON! GARRISON YOU ASSHOLES! NOT LANCE, GARR-I-SO.. Storm: They're chanting for me moron. Conway: Mick, I'm sorry, but if you don't gives us joir money, we is gonna have to beat yous with da flags... White Power! (sorry, I couldn't resist :blush: ) It was odd for Rocky to see other talent in the ring. Between Austin and Hunter, how was any left? I don't know Rock. How ARE my lips? Rock properly showed how Deep Throating was done for all of the millions.. ...and I MEAN Millions... ..of novices in the world... Rock: So, I hear Nidia stole my blind gimmick... Mick: ...what... And what's your IQ honey? Then the world realize he was smiling at a small child. Ladies and Gentlemen, Micheal Jackson v2.0. Conway: Oh...yeah...Well your tattoo sucks! Dupree: ...jackass... Rock:  Conway: No...Mr. Johnson...you're doing it all wrong. Rock: You can't see Rock!!! The slap heard around the world. Rock: Wha' Happen?! (cookie to who gets the reference) Rock: How's the weather down there Logo?! HAHAHAHA Mick: C'Mon, that was mean.. Appearently, Rosey is following in Rock's foot steps on Power... Helms: A little closer, I can smell the food.. Henry: food.....arghghhghghghghghg *chokes on drool* It's sad when someone's trunks are more on fire than the actual person. Matt: Okay...get her near...break her knee....damnit, why does she have twice my size... Lita: *snarl* Matt: ....Goldberg?! Chyna made a surprise return tagging with Molly. I must say, she got ALOT smaller... Group muggings kick ass. Goldberg: *roar* MUST KILL PERSON! *growl* Kane: Stay away, I know karate!!! Kane: MY GOLDBERG! Shortly after, Kane took his Goldberg and went home. HEY YOU GUYS!! Oh...hey...what is the requirements for Captioneering Crew? I wanna join and stuff
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Jericho was happy to be the guy who introduced Shannon Moore to Raw. WWE's first "Southern Baptist Revival Deathmatch" was a great idea in concept, but neither team could agree on who would get to do the Exorcism. Chris was ecstatic that they'd let him take command of one of his favorite old-school stables. However, he was pretty disappointed that they had to make cut-backs and could only afford Three Horsemen. Batista: Take it back! TAKE IT BACK! RVD: Okay, okay!!! I take it back; Captain Picard couldn't kick Kirk's ass! Batista: No, say it like you MEAN it! RVD: Jeez, man, don't you think you're taking it a bit too serio---*ACK!* RVD was incredibly impressed. This new-model Hoss could not only walk in a straight line, but also balance ON ONE FOOT!!! Is there anything technology can't do?!?! Imagine Flair's embarrassment when 30,000 people catch him practicing his cheerleader routine. Lance Storm was so awesome, he could carry a tag team match not only in his sleep, but doing a bitchin' air-guitar the whole time. Dupree and Conway were rather pissed at how badly Sylvan had let himself go during his time off. The Rock unveiled his newest move: The People's Statue-of-Liberty-Pose, to a less than enthusiastic response. Neither the Rock, Foley, or La Resistance expected WWE to be invaded by the Wu Tang Clan. The Rock was angry that they had screwed up on his T-Shirt and left out the "Tu" in the last word, thus completely ruining his planned push as a wrestling gardener. The Rock demonstrated his incredible reflexes by catching the deadly flying microphone right in front of his face. The Rock finished La Resistance off by roasting them with a powerful Optic Blast. Lilian's E.T. impression was just a [i]little]/i] bit off. Okay, that's it. There's only so many captions you can make of the same damn guy until you run out. Nope. Nuthin' The Rock was absolutely astounded. His hand....my God....it was BEAUTIFUL! WWE was really pushing for the Holiday spirit. Too bad Dupree's Santa beard was so crappy. Those rookies just couldn't handle being in so many pictures in one week. The Rock entertains the crowd with his world-renowned Kevin Nash impersonation. Rosey unsheathed his Magical Stealth Broadsword to finish Test once and for all. Hurricane: *Pssst!* Mark! This isn't what they meant by "getting me over!" Mark: MARK SMAAAAAAAASH!!!!!! Not a caption, but that is easily the lamest finishing move ever. Matt Hardy's right arm made its long-awaited face turn by punching Matt's lights out. Molly: Why so glum, Victoria? We won the match. Victoria: Yeah, but I just remembered I have to take this outfit back to Shaniqua's place tonight. Orton: Quick! Take his push!!! Kane: No! Please don't! Goldberg: I'm serious. If you don't job to me, I can have you doing Katie Vick skits again like that *snap* ! Kane grimaces at the thought of him having to work with 'Berg and Triple H both at the same time. Goldberg keeps having that recurring dream where he's naked in the middle of a wrestling ring. He decides to block it out by reminiscing of that time he went to the Metallica concert. |
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12-09-2003, 06:14 PM
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The Rock was once again victorious in the BattleDome. No one else noticed, but Jericho had actually seen Trish's boobs grow. Christian and Bubba Ray wrestle a meaningless match, as Micheal Flatley "Lord of the Dance" performs in the center of the ring. I used all six of these fingers and got my red wings. Flair began to panic as he realized his shoulders had locked into position, If only he knew who stole his Ben-Gay. Rock was on hand to promote his new weightloss video, with his "How's your Lipo" shirt. An embarrased Lillian tries to blow it off, as she is caught peeing at ringside. The Rock also noticed Lillian was peeing. Test lies paralyzed by fear as he realizes he is looking up Rosies shorts and they are full of S.H.I.T. Matt: Psst, Lita you can see your bra through that shirt. Lita: Well with no makeup its all I've got. Hurricane realized that his Hurripowers were of no use when he was grabbed by his Hurrinuts. "I am all that is man" |
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12-09-2003, 07:37 PM
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Can I join the caption crew?
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12-09-2003, 07:40 PM
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12-09-2003, 08:08 PM
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Niiiiiiice.
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12-09-2003, 09:09 PM
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Goldberg:I'm...not...lying...I..did'nt...kill your Kane:All this time I thought it was Shane.You bastard :cry: you killed Papa. Goldberg:STOP SAYING THAT...?... Kane:Sleep...Sleep...
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12-09-2003, 09:15 PM
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I'm not gonna do ALL of them now...
Trish was too busy in denial to notice what Chris was saying. It'd been like eight weeks since her last cleavage shot, and she had to admit, she was starting to miss them! Both: "Brains!!! Braaaainssss!!!!" The fans didn't know how and they didn't know why, but they all marked out, because GANGREL WAS BACK!!! RVD: "No, no, no!! You put your right foot into the magic motor scooter, flap your hands three times, THEN kick up! Amateurs." Flair helpfully signaled the Monday Night Football game to the fans in the audience who couldn't watch. No one would recognize the Hunterminator in his new disguise! The Rock in Concert III. *mark out!* It became apparent that The Rock had lost some of his promo luster when he had to squint to read his lines on his queue cards. Lillian does her best anime girl smile pose. (I got nothing) The Rock turned around to acknowledge the fan that, yes, USC WAS #1. OR The Rock begins his new gimmick stealer gimmick by telling the crowd, "You can't see me!" As far as shaving instructors go, Mick wasn't exactly the best. Jewish Rock then made his appearance, spotting a penny on the floor. Hurricane: "No, Mark! Don't toss me into the pit of the depushed!!!" I g2g. I'll do more later. |
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12-09-2003, 09:49 PM
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Chris Jericho never really got the whole Thuganomics finger thing right.... |
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Trish the Drug Dog smelt cocain nearby... Bubba wanted a kiss, but he just couldnt reach Y2J: WHOOOOO! Yeah Baby, the 4 Horsemen are back! Christian: psst, one more finger chris, one more finger Batista learns from the greatest from this industry: Triple H, Ric Flair, and now he's decided to use Brian Nobbs' Pit Stop on RVD... He's also on George Steele's diet of ring rope and turnbuckle pad Batista: Rob, i'm serious, i was just tryin to stomp that fire of your balls! ...and Ric said "let there be light" Garrison's breath was beginning to take effect on Lance Conway: Tell the writers to make me an american again Renee: But Rob, why? what about the time when we...? Conway: DAMNIT, DO IT NOW!! Rock appreciation day, Part 2: Eric decides to mount a Rock Statue on the turnbuckle. What Conway failed to realise was that Rock wasnt looking at him, he was looking at Renee's stupid dance Rock stared into the audience when he saw Sean William Scott moon him. Rock: If You Could Only SMEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL how bad this microphone reeks! Rock: Sean, would you stop doing that, its giving me the creeps Christian was upset when his "peeps" gimmick was getting a smaller pop compared to Lillian's version. Rock: Hey Renee, I didnt tell you to stop dancing. Conway picked up on the cocain aswell, RVD dropped some in his match Rock: who spilt YJ stinger on my beautiful, clean, hollywood hand? Dupree needed help fast. He called in the dial-a-dentist. Rock: SEAN, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!?!? King: JR, does he feel it? Its the... Rock-o-Roony And magically, Mick turned into... the S.H.I.T. Hurricane: ARGH!! Mark, I need those Booker: Aww shuks mark, I like you too. Its ok, i'll forgive you. Matt was willing to have to beat Jeff out of his specially fitted Mae young Halloween costume "Gimme an M!" Mark: Hey, cmon guys, leave Nunzio alone Kane: Leave me alone Goldberg: Only if you give my gimmick back Kane tried, but he just couldnt get the lid off his new Goldberg Bubble Foam Goldberg: Hey Sean, Gimme a High Five |
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Jericho: Now Trish, don't tell me I wasted all that money to get you a WWE tatoo you didn't like? Christian and Bubba try not to look at the ref's dreadful version of Michael Jackson's dance moves. In his joy, Jericho didn't notice Lance Storm had eaten his right index finger. Batista: JOB TO ME!!! Van Dam: No!!! Batista and RVD forget all about the match and start reading the latest issue of Playboy the referee gave them. RVD: Ok Dave, now bend your left leg a little and levitate using your right leg. Batista: Damnit Rob, can you do something easier for your school's Christmas play? Dismayed at Batista not learning it right, the teacher decides to show him how to do it. Cade: Mmm, cookies! Dupree: My gawd Sylain, what the hell have you done to yourself? Rock: Up, up and away!!! Rock: Hey Conway, where did you get your yellow boots? The Rock tries to remember his lines by squinting at the camera. The Rock proved he did a stint at the Moscow Circus by swallowing the microphone whole. Foley: Psst! Rock! Something's hanging out of your crotch! Rock: I can't hear you! Whassat? Rock: So Lillian, how many people have you made love with all your life? *Lilian flashes two fingers* Rock: You sure? Rock: Alright, own up! Who stole my sunglasses and forced me to come with this stupid shades? Rock decides to punish Dupree by punching his lights out before discovering his hand was... rotting? Foley: Steady, Renee! I'm going to take that wobbling tooth out and cure your toothache! Dupree: Thats... the.. wrong one! Foley: What?! There's two to pluck? After seeing Dupree faint from the extreme pain, Foley escapes, fearing prosecution, while Rock tries to figure out what the hell was going on. Foley enlists Rock to look for Dupree's missing tooth. Rosey: I found it!!! Henry defeats Hurricane with his Depushed-to-hell Slam. Henry finally does some good, helping Booker T throw up his hamburger he was choking on. Matt decides to chew his fingernails as Lita comes closer. Molly looks to her left to look who was grabbing her hand. Can't think of anything for this one. Cheeky Kane flashes a V-sign at Goldberg just before Goldberg is flattened by Mr Bean coming down from above. Kane: Damnit, he fell asleep just like that? Goldberg blows everyone away with his Gold-burp. |
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They lift their hands in the air in triumph. The two turn to hug, but suddenly, El Santo wraps his arm around Corkscrewed's neck for a shocking DDT! El Santo rips open his shirt, which boldly proclaims the words "STUPID NOOB". An evil grin spreads across his face. JR: "Oh mah Gawd! I can't believe what I'm seeing here folks! El Santo... has gone... INSANE! ... What's this? I don't believe this! He's grabbing a chair from ringside... Oh mah Gawd! Don't do this! For the love of Gawd..." *Smack!* "I can't believe what I'm seeing! For all that is good and holy... why doesn't anyone stop him?" The theme song for "The Caption Crew" hits, and loopydate and Dude Love come to ringside, looking for revenge. El Santo, however, hightails it out of the ring and run off into the audience. King: "Do you think that El Santo has joined the 'Stupid Noob' faction, JR?" JR: "Though it was painfully obvious from the shirt he was wearing, I still have to say that I have no clue, King." 
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You'd like to know why Mark is smiling while he thrusts Booker T toward him, wouldn't you? No, wait, no you wouldn't. The spirit of Christian possessed Matt Hardy. "Here we go, Amy. Just come a little closer... a little closer..." You'd be shocked too if a disemboweled arm was stuck holding onto your wrist. Kindergarten's getting rough these days, as shown what happens when you fail to grasp the ABCs. [IMG]http://www.wweraw.com/results/120803/images/29.jpg[/IMG Well, I suppose that's one way to put someone to sleep before a root canal. Goldberg gave a joyous cry of victory when he was finally able to pronounce the word "belt." |
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Rocky: Yes, Rob for the LAST TIME - I DO see the idiot out there that thinks he's at a Smackdown! taping. ZELDA!! |
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12-10-2003, 09:55 AM
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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Buh Buh: Ok...let's see if this will help.....I knew eating super glue was a bad idea |
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