Official RAW Thread for 03/08/10 - He is Vince. TNA is like flies to him!

[Xero]

Bit early, but who cares? THE MONDAY NIGHT WARS ARE BACK!

As always (Monday Night Wars Chat): http://www.justin.tv/juan_tpww_v11/old

[RKO'em]

You are like the buzzing of flies to him.

[Favre4Ever]

I will post in this one.

[The Gold Standard]

I will be watching Raw tonight and DVRing TNA

[Juan]

Let the nitpicking wars begin!

[Londoner]

Let Juans bitching begin!

[Juan]

Yeah, I can't wait to start bitching about insignificant things like referee's and logo's.

[Londoner]

Bet you can't!

[Loose Cannon]

RAW RAW RAW RAW

[Corndad]

well hopefully with Wrestlemania on the horizon and TNA on tonight, hopefully bring out atleast a decent show here.

Can't wait for the next step for Taker/HBK

[The Gold Standard]

Raw time!!

[The Gold Standard]

Screw TNA

[Londoner]

Screw TNA

Innit, i'll watch those fuckers on friday.

[The Gold Standard]

TAKE!!

[ClockShot]

Evening folks.

[The Gold Standard]

When it comes to the Monday Night Wars. I am with WWE 100%

I was when it was WWF/WCW as well

[Londoner]

'i will take your soul, rest in peeeeaaceee, blah blah..oh wait i never say anything else'...

[The Gold Standard]

There is a part of me that thinks HBK will win this time.

[ClockShot]

No flames?

Funny.

[Loose Cannon]

had to flip over. Taker/HBK is amazing

[The Gold Standard]

I feel like this HBK Taker feud the past 2 years has almost made Taker human

[Corndad]

Taker still showing signs of the burns to face

[ClockShot]

Psycho HBK!!!!!

[Londoner]

HBKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[The Franchise]

RAW is so much better already lol

[parkmania]

Ever notice that HBK and Ted Nugent are never seen anywhere together?

[Favre4Ever]

BAH GAWD THE COLD HEART OF THE DEAD MAN!

sorry I couldn't keep that one inside.

[Londoner]

Really wouldn't mind if HBK ended the streak, i don't think i would like it if some new guy did it just so he got over, tbh.

[ClockShot]

Ever notice that HBK and Ted Nugent are never seen anywhere together?

Probably neighbors when they're not working.

[KIRA]

Hbk Is still a little crazy despite getting what he wants

Consider This Taker and HBK standing in the ring talking is more intresting than the wrestling on TNA

[Corndad]

No DQ baby

[parkmania]

Taker's even no-selling HBK's intensity...

[ClockShot]

Uppin' the ante. I like it.

[muffalufagus]

match of the year again?

[Londoner]

Taker's even no-selling HBK's intensity...

That's just his greatness shining through.

[The Franchise]

I'm liking this No DQ thing. Hopefully it will result in some crazy shit like HBK's ladder drop at WM 22

[parkmania]

So HHH tries to hold back, but ends up interfering in the match and Taker wins?

[The Gold Standard]

Anyone else find it funny that Taker is the only one who gets in his ring attire all the time when he does a promo.

[Londoner]

GATES OF HELL BITCHES

[Loose Cannon]

fucking awesome

[The Franchise]

I want to see Taker in a suit :lol:

[parkmania]

"Listen to me now and believe me later" - Hans & Franz

[ClockShot]

"Open up the gates of hell......."

'Taker gotta get a new tag line.

[Londoner]

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Corndad]

Wow. Kinda wanted that promo to be the entire show. Damn greatness.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Can we already award Taker/HBK II MOTY?</font>

[The Franchise]

Taker/HBK and Batista/Cena = awesome feuds/mainn events for WM

[Londoner]

VINCE V CENA, BAH GAWD ITS GONNA BE A WILD RIDE HERE TONIGHT, WHAT ELSE IS GONNA HAPPEN!

[ClockShot]

Vince/Cena. I hope that ain't the main event.

[ClockShot]

VINCE V CENA, BAH GAWD ITS GONNA BE A WILD RIDE HERE TONIGHT, WHAT ELSE IS GONNA HAPPEN!

Criss Angel is gonna make 'Swog disapear.........permenately.

[The Franchise]

Vince/Cena. I hope that ain't the main event.

I'm 99.9% sure it is

[parkmania]

Criss Angel is gonna make 'Swog disapear.........permenately.

We could only BE so lucky.

[ClockShot]

Yikes, Katie Lea.

[CLAM iNATOR]

Eve on a roll?

[HBPunk]

ANYONE EVER NOTICE EVE'S ASS IS IDENTICAL TO HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN'S ASS?
SPOOKY

[The Franchise]

ANYONE EVER NOTICE EVE'S ASS IS IDENTICAL TO HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN'S ASS?
SPOOKY

what

[CSL]

How dare these fuckers not show Maryse's entrance

[Londoner]

gonna watch the rest of the hockey game while this match is on

[Corndad]

The hell you talkin about HBPunk lol

[Loose Cannon]

I lived with Kelly Kelly for 4 months.......until she found out i was there--King

:rofl:

[ClockShot]

Slick submission.

[The Franchise]

King's probably telling the truth

[Londoner]

Lol liking this GM.

[ClockShot]

HE'S GONNA DO IT. 'SWOG IS GONNA DISAPEAR!

[CSL]

Magician of the Century. 10 years into the century.

[Poit]

Can he make Hornswoggle disappear?

[Emperor Smeat]

I lived with Kelly Kelly for 4 months.......until she found out i was there--King

:rofl:

At least that was better than Cole's random Eve as an expert Rubik's cube player but doesn't explain why.

[Corndad]

oh my god he is totally gonna make swog dissappear later hahahahaha

[Londoner]

ugh, do they have to put that awful crap on tv?

[CSL]

Such a dignified appearance

[Poit]

Awesome.

[ClockShot]

Showmiz-ness.

[The Gold Standard]

Showmiz is great

[parkmania]

"We get title shots the old-fashioned way. we EEEEEEAAARN it."

[Corndad]

lol at the Lex Luger Dig

[Londoner]

Burying the tag team division, nice.

[CSL]

lolll the Luger/Bulldog comment

[The Gold Standard]

I want to see Taker in a suit :lol:

:y::y:

[KIRA]

"not since the british bulldog and lex luger joined forces to bore millions" lol

[Londoner]

oh fuck, this is what morrisons gonna do at mania?

[CSL]

Burying the tag team division, nice.

lol what. Miz is a heel. The only team he really slated was Morrison/R-Truth. Who aren't a team.

[CSL]

And besides, the tag division is a bag of shit really.

[Emperor Smeat]

What would be R Truth and Morrison's tag team name be, Mor-Truth ?

[ClockShot]

MORRISON ON RAW!

BEST ENTRANCE EVER!

Forgot my air guitar. :'(

[The Gold Standard]

If this is suppose to be a Mania match, why are they showing it now

[Corndad]

I would have cried if they kept the slow mo on for R-truth coming out lol

[The Gold Standard]

Truth is so over

[Providence Peep]

Why are these guys from Smackdown on RAW?

[Londoner]

lol what. Miz is a heel. The only team he really slated was Morrison/R-Truth. Who aren't a team.

He was just stating the truth about the state of the tag team division, all i'm saying. :cool:

[CSL]

Milf close up. Gotta love Kevin Dunn.

[Londoner]

haha, DQ.

[The Gold Standard]

Why are these guys from Smackdown on RAW?

There is no brand split during Mania time

[Providence Peep]

When The Miz mentioned The Bushwhackers, I was hoping to hear their music and see them come to the ring.

[The Gold Standard]

Morrison was terrible on the mic

[Providence Peep]

There is no brand split during Mania time

That's dumb.

[CSL]

R-Truth may have the worst catchphrase ever right there. And Morrison sounds about as intimidating as Torrie Wilson.

[HBPunk]

Honestly have a look at eve's ass next time, she must have borrowed hacksaw's jocks. plus im a bit stoned, save me cm punk

[Providence Peep]

So, who's the bigger tool: Michael Cole or Jeremy Borash?

[parkmania]

Is that Victoria Jackson in the Burger King commercial?

[parkmania]

So, who's the bigger tool: Michael Cole or Jeremy Borash?

Winner: Push

[Corndad]

Brain Fart. Does Kofi have a Mania match yet? Is he in MITB?

[Londoner]

Another replay!

[dronepool]

So does TNA have more commercials or does WWE have more video packages?

[HBPunk]

Another replay!

Bats promo last week was awesome tho

[parkmania]

Man, I'm really living in the past for my quotes tonight. Maybe I took a dip in the Hot Tub Time Machine...

[ClockShot]

Heel Dave Batista video.

Good times.

[Providence Peep]

Another replay!

In case we missed it the first 10 times.

[Providence Peep]

Why does the TNA thread have more posts than this one?

[HBPunk]

SKIP SHEFFIELD RULES

[KIRA]

wiilam regal:love:

[HBPunk]

56 IS really good

[CSL]

Evan Bourne with all the presence of a meerkat in a warzone

[CSL]

I like the look/sound of Skip Sheffield

[HBPunk]

ITS A NEW DAAAAY

[Providence Peep]

WHOA!!!

[Favre4Ever]

Orton!

[ClockShot]

Git 'em, Randy!

[Londoner]

So, another DQ ending coming up?

[Londoner]

Raw/tna threads now level. :eek:

[The Gold Standard]

R-Truth may have the worst catchphrase ever right there. And Morrison sounds about as intimidating as Torrie Wilson.

Could not have said it any better myself

[ClockShot]

Better not. I'm expecting a 2 RKO and 2 Middle rope DDT quota from Orton in this match.

[HBPunk]

Ratings prediction
Raw 3.5
iMPACT 2.4

[Favre4Ever]

I'm gonna hang around for all things Orton.

[Providence Peep]

Will Bret be on tonight?

[Londoner]

DQ then Orton gets beat up, setting up the match again for WM.

[The Gold Standard]

Is everyone going to watch TNA another day, or not at all?

[CSL]

Ratings prediction
Raw 3.5
iMPACT 2.4

No way does TNA break a 2.0

[Londoner]

Is everyone going to watch TNA another day, or not at all?

Watching on friday.

[Favre4Ever]

I'm flipping.

[parkmania]

Taping and flipping during commercials.

[HBPunk]

No way does TNA break a 2.0

50 quid says they do

[CSL]

ahahaha

[Favre4Ever]

the booking of this feud is a little weird to me.

[Providence Peep]

Watching on friday.

Tonight's TNA will air again on Friday?

[ClockShot]

Flipping.

TNA got alot of chit chattin' going on than wrestling.

[Londoner]

the booking of this feud is a little weird to me.

Same, bit hard to see Orton as face all of a sudden.

[HBPunk]

50 euro of course ;)

[Providence Peep]

Michael Cole is such a toolbox!

[Londoner]

Tonight's TNA will air again on Friday?

In England.

[The Gold Standard]

Flipping.

TNA got alot of chit chattin' going on than wrestling.

I thought they were Wrestling?

[The Franchise]

Same, bit hard to see Orton as face all of a sudden.

yeah especially since he was like the most sadistic, psychopathic heel we've seen in a long time

[parkmania]

the booking of this feud is a little weird to me.

Same, bit hard to see Orton as face all of a sudden.

Well, it was supposed to be Legacy turning face, but the crowd flipped on the reaction.

[HBPunk]

Michael Cole is such a toolbox!

He just said ''Ted Dibiase, son of The Miz''

[Favre4Ever]

Orton almost seems like an anti-hero, because he's still playing the whole Viper role. Don't get me wrong, I love Orton, just a little confused where they're going with this.

[HBPunk]

Well, it was supposed to be Legacy turning face, but the crowd flipped on the reaction.

I think Orton was pushed as a face, he was being double teamed and screwed by 2 guys while trying to take the belt off another heel

[Londoner]

Orton almost seems like an anti-hero, because he's still playing the whole Viper role. Don't get me wrong, I love Orton, just a little confused where they're going with this.

I think they aren't too sure either.

[The Franchise]

RVD?????????

[Londoner]

I think Orton was pushed as a face, he was being double teamed and screwed by 2 guys while trying to take the belt off another heel

That's the most sensible thing you've ever said.

[HBPunk]

RVD?????????

Hes not here man

[HBPunk]

That's the most sensible thing you've ever said.

Well typed not said, im far more sensible in real life

[ClockShot]

Come on, Orton.

[HBPunk]

Big Randy chant, all is forgiven i guess

[Favre4Ever]

That was one of the greatest clothesline sells by Orton i've seen in a long time.

[parkmania]

Orton's overcoming the odds... Where's John Cena to claim gimmick infringement?

[Favre4Ever]

He always does the going limp thing really good.

[HBPunk]

Its fookin impossible to concentrate on Raw and Football Manager, top of the league, in the job six months, COYS

[Favre4Ever]

He always does the going limp thing really good.

That's what she said.

[KIRA]

Ratings prediction
Raw 3.5
iMPACT 2.4

:lol: its fun to dream

[Londoner]

Cole just isn't anywhere near JR's level in terms of hyping up matches, too fucking slow.

[The Franchise]

How is RAW? iMPACT was pretty hot the last 5 minutes

[The Franchise]

Cole just isn't anywhere near JR's level in terms of hyping up matches, too fucking slow.

yeah, I honestly think Mania's quality will suffer if JR doesnt call it this year

[Londoner]

How is RAW? iMPACT was pretty hot the last 5 minutes

But pretty shit the other 55?

[Providence Peep]

Hes not here man

That's right. RVD isn't here, because here in the WWE Universe, unlike in the Impact Zone, it's the year 2010.

[The Franchise]

But pretty shit the other 55?

Sounds about right :D

[Londoner]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[The Franchise]

The TNA Galaxy

[ClockShot]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Favre4Ever]

Dibiase freaking out like he just won the world title...in a two on one match...

[HBPunk]

That's right. RVD isn't here, because here in the WWE Universe, unlike in the Impact Zone, it's the year 2010.

Now thats a thinker

[Londoner]

not the cross roads, NO GAWD DAMNIT COME ON MAN, WHERE IS YOUR SOUL FOR GAWD SAKES?

[HBPunk]

vintage pose eh cole?

[Poit]

Vintage Orton pose!

[The Gold Standard]

Is it possible that we all flipped over to TNA, caught RVD, really by accident, then went back to Raw?

[parkmania]

The "Classic" Randy Orton pose? Come on, Cole, SAY IT!

[The Franchise]

lol "vintage pose"

[Providence Peep]

When I flipped over to TNA for a second and saw those guys in the black t-shirts trying to help Hogan stand up, I thought they were walking him to the ring for a match! :shifty:

[HBPunk]

Vintage Orton pose!

HBPunk 1 Poit 0

[CSL]

That was one of the greatest clothesline sells by Orton i've seen in a long time.

Orton's sells better than anybody in the business

[CSL]

Ditto his facials

[CSL]

And I don't mean facials in the JBL sense

[parkmania]

"My thoughts? I don't have any."

[HBPunk]

I thought Batista was gonna deck the TV for a sec there

[The Franchise]

Orton's the best main eventer at selling since Benoit (The Rock is we aren't counting murderers)

[HBPunk]

Vintage HHH clothes/hair

[Loose Cannon]

I'm not going to spoil anything for you guys DVR'ing TNA, but Sitng is awesome now :cool:

[Londoner]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[HBPunk]

Anyone watching on Sky Sports 3? See that ad for Sainsbury's when yer man gets the cd? Such a fucking boner he is, the girl is out of his league by a mile and his cd is fuckin shite

[The Gold Standard]

I love Trips

[parkmania]

Vintage HHH entrance!

[Londoner]

HHH IS HERE TO BURY IMPACT!

[Providence Peep]

I'm not going to spoil anything for you guys DVR'ing TNA, but Sitng is awesome now :cool:

I'm not going to spoil anything for you guys either, but when you watch TNA you'll feel like it's the year 1997.

[CSL]

I'm not going to spoil anything for you guys DVR'ing TNA, but Sitng is awesome now :cool:

Sitng is awesome all the time, I have a very comfortable ass.

[Providence Peep]

HHH IS HERE TO BURY IMPACT!

I've got an extra shovel if he needs it.

[HBPunk]

Is JR Slim Jim? be hilarious if JR returned ripped like Chris Masters (minus the face sliding down his head of course)

[parkmania]

I'm not going to spoil anything for you guys either, but when you watch TNA you'll feel like it's the year 1997.

Wait a minute, Shannon Moore wasn't wrestling then, was he?

[Londoner]

lol@ sheamus

[CSL]

(minus the face sliding down his head of course)

lolllllllll

[parkmania]

Sheamus is so white he glows in the dark...

[Londoner]

Wonder what HHH's thoughts are as he looks at sheamus's hair?

[CSL]

So many guys that can't talk for shit nowadays

[The Gold Standard]

I want Triple H to bury Sheamus like Warrior did to him

[Favre4Ever]

lol Triple H waits like 14 years to mention that squash match.

[CSL]

lol Trips referencing jobbing to Warrior

[parkmania]

Well, HHH DID jump on the biggest dog in the WWE. Steph's quite the bitch.

[The Franchise]

:love: Warrior

[Favre4Ever]

The guys Trips bounced off that glass ceiling like a fucking volleyball.

[Londoner]

ITS ALL ABOUT THE GAAAAAAAAME!

[CSL]

Live the gimmick

[The Gold Standard]

Have I mentioned how much I like Trips?

[Londoner]

HHH looks really weird in these kind of segments as a face. Maybe i've just been watching too much 1999 wwf stuff.

[Favre4Ever]

Is there any chance Triple H loses at Mania? Any whatsoever?

[HBPunk]

Sheamus has the best theme ever ( not incl. hbk, punk)

[SOCCER LEGS]

so is it safe to say after wrestlemania we won't be seeing much of sheamus?

[CSL]

Is there any chance Triple H loses at Mania? Any whatsoever?

About 1.7%. But you never know.

[CSL]

so is it safe to say after wrestlemania we won't be seeing much of sheamus?

No.

[Loose Cannon]

lol Santino does the dissapearing thumb trick

[CSL]

lol 'Ralph Macchio would appreciate that'

[Londoner]

bleh

[HBPunk]

gay gay trick

[AngryMidjit]

as much as i dislike the guest host thing, i kind of miss it when the hosts actually, you know, DID SOMETHING actually RELATED TO THE SHOW

[HBPunk]

id rather watch ric flair teabagging hulk hogan as they swallow a box of chocolates nude in the bathroom than this fucking mindwank, why is this piss allowed on tv nevermind Raw

[Londoner]

Ok enough of the raw logo already

[ClockShot]

MITB time.

[CSL]

The fuck is up with you yanks only having to pay $1 for a double cheeseburger at Burger King yet it's like £1.99 for a normal cheeseburger over here

[Londoner]

Pretty cool to see Slater on raw.

[Londoner]

And christian on commentary= pretty fucking cool.

[ClockShot]

LOL. They're still billing Regal as the '08 King of the Ring.

[Loose Cannon]

where's Wade Barret

[AngryMidjit]

america = land of double food, do you really have to ask?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>So, how the fuck did Kofi not even get a qualifying match for MITB?

Probably the latest case of WWE "giving up" on someone</font>

[Londoner]

LOL. They're still billing Regal as the '08 King of the Ring.

I forgot that happened.

[VSG]

<font color=goldenrod>So, how the fuck did Kofi not even get a qualifying match for MITB?

Probably the latest case of WWE "giving up" on someone</font>

Say it aint so! :rant:

[The Gold Standard]

I really hope Bourne wins this match.

I don't like Regal at all.

[Londoner]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BOURNE AT MITB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Gold Standard]

YEAH!!!

[CSL]

Wonderful commentary from Michael Cole calling that double underhook suplex 'a great throw'

[VSG]

WTF is this shit? Just typed this in the Impact thread too!

[AngryMidjit]

christian wins mitb, challenges edge, iwc jizzes pants

[Corndad]

Bourne is gonna be so sick in the MITB I can already see.

[Favre4Ever]

So is Kofi out of Mania?

[Londoner]

cOLE JUST READ MY THOUGHTS

[The Gold Standard]

So, other than Christian, who has the best chance of winning that briefcase?

[SOCCER LEGS]

swagger

[AngryMidjit]

so how many theme songs does wrestlemania have???!!!

[Londoner]

swagger

:lol:

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Drew McIntyre runs in and grabs the case despite not being a participant is my guess</font>

[VSG]

So, other than Christian, who has the best chance of winning that briefcase?

No one seems good enough at this point, I would go for Dolph in that list!

[HBPunk]

Has Kofi been demoted since that time Orton freaked at him?

[Londoner]

Has Kofi been demoted since that time Orton freaked at him?

possibly..........

[HBPunk]

Christian should win but i could see Dolph w/ a monster push on Smackdown or maybe MVP